Don't Hit Me [Journey to the West]

Spring goes and autumn comes, rain and snow start falling.

Lu Chen climbed up from below holding a pile of wood.

Sun Wukong frowned: "Have you practiced spells well, can't you even teleport objects?"

After Lu Chen put down the wood, his legs slumped and he sat down, his hands kept fanning the wind, a thin layer of sweat appeared on his back, sticking to his body was uncomfortable.

He rubbed his head and smiled: "No, simple ones are fine, these are really too heavy, but I used magic when I first came up, otherwise how could I possibly be able to carry them up so heavy."

Sun Wukong glanced at the expression on his face that resembled "I'm very good" with disgust, and didn't want to say anything.

After a long while, seeing that he was still gasping for breath, he pursed his lips and asked what he had been wondering all along: "It's been almost 200 years. When I first saw you, your spells were like this. There has been no progress for so long. What are you doing?" How did it take shape?"

Lu Chen scratched his head: "Actually, my spells are not bad. It's really because the wood is too heavy. Look, I can make it if it's an apple."

Quickly stretched out his hand and pointed, a red and round apple trembled and flew towards Monkey King. When it was three feet away from the ground, Lu Chen offered his treasure: "Look, I can still do it."

Sun Wukong's face turned black, and he watched the apple fall straight down, which happened to hit his right eye socket.

Lu Chen was so frightened that he stuttered: "I, I, I really didn't do it on purpose, as soon as I'm happy, I lose my temper."

Cautiously glanced at the dark-faced Monkey King, and flattened his mouth, he can't be blamed, his spell is a complete copy of the Bone Demon, but who is the Bone Demon, who would rather forget to manage the heavens for skin care products. All the training time is spent on beauty sleep, searching everywhere for beauty recipes, as long as the spell can maintain a good appearance, it is not compulsory.

The hardware conditions are not enough, and he is a foreign registered permanent residence, and he knows nothing about spells. It is already very good to be able to practice like this now.

Shyly picking up the apple, he handed it to Sun Wukong's mouth with a bitter face and rubbed it against his mouth: "Great Sage, don't be angry, I'll feed it to you like this, so you won't hit it."

Sun Wu's air knot, is this a question of whether to hit or not.

Glancing at the unconvinced and panic-stricken man, he bit down a bite of the apple viciously, and then saw him heaving a sigh of relief, feeling even more depressed, how could there be such a non-motivated goblin.

After throwing away the apple core, Lu Chen started to play with the wood.

Sun Wukong glanced lightly: "No need."

Lu Chen had tossed and tossed several times before, and the wood was used to build a shelter from the rain.

Does the Great Sage Equaling Heaven need these things, but the little goblin insists that it is not the Great Sage who needs them, but the Great Sage? The image should be majestic even if it is pressed at the foot of the mountain.

He originally wanted to laugh at the scene when he saw him struggling to climb up and down like ordinary people, falling off the shelf several times, rubbing the painful place and turning his head to laugh at himself, all that remained was He turned around and snorted coldly.

Lu Chen fixed the last nail with difficulty, jumped down from the shed, his white clothes fluttered, and then landed on his face with a thud.

Sun Wukong: "..."

"Hiss~" Lu Chen got up from the ground, and when he was about to walk over, he lifted his left foot and something was wrong, as if it was broken.

He knelt down, pressed his ankle with his right hand and yanked casually, and recovered with a bang.

Joyfully got up and ran towards Sun Dasheng, Sun Wukong looked away, really stupid.

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"Okay, I heard from the blind fortune teller at the foot of the mountain that it will rain in the past two days." Lu Chen patted the dust on his hands and sat aside, holding the bag and took the handkerchief, wiped his hands carefully, then gnawed on a bun, and fed one to Monkey King.

Sun Wukong stared at his newly injured ankle with a bun in his mouth for a while, then looked at the face full of bun crumbs, pursed his lips, his appearance matched, extremely coquettish and charming, but this... My head is not right, could it be that it was born of intermarriage of different races?

How stupid is the other party?dead wood?

Lu Chen swallowed the last mouthful of buns, and asked blankly: "My lord, what are you looking at?"

Sun Wukong looked up at the sky: "Blind man? How did you guess the weather?"

Lu Chen smiled: "Of course it is watching the sky at night, my lord, the stars can be seen..." Before he finished speaking, the smile on his face froze, and he murmured, "But how did he see it?"

"Ah, I was cheated out of another penny, two biscuits, how abominable."

Monkey King: "..." This is definitely not purebred.

Bone Essence is magnificent and extremely cunning. The most commonly used sorcery is to transform into a human form to lure men, and then suck their blood essence for cultivation. This... seduction?lie?It is good not to be eaten.

But the Great Holy Father also makes mistakes sometimes.

Obviously, in this world full of fantasy, a blind man can predict the weather, and it really rained two days later.

Lu Chen was sitting in the shed, looking at the heavy rain outside, looking at the lush greenery in the distance, he was bored and had nothing to say: "Master, how long are you going to stay here?"

Sun Wukong opened his eyes and looked at him for a while, then turned his face away: "You can leave at any time."

Lu Chen was in a hurry, he just became bored and asked casually, completely forgetting that this was Monkey King's Achilles' heel.

He hurriedly sat down cross-legged in front of him, stared at him and said seriously: "I will stay here as long as the great sage stays here."

Maybe I will accompany you to the west for a while. After all, I am the supervisor, and I have to supervise you not to be lazy, otherwise I will not be able to go home if I fall asleep.

Sun Wukong was silent for a moment: "At the beginning, the Tathagata said 500 years, but I don't know the details."

Lu Chen counted with his fingers: "It won't be long, look, it's been almost 300 years before I came, and now..." Suddenly he shouted in surprise, "Master, you are coming out soon. "

Sun Wukong got used to his sudden surprise, so he moved his stiff face: "Are you so happy?"

Lu Chen embarrassingly rubbed his palm: "Not really, I'm very happy to be here with the Great Holy Father, but it's not a problem after all, the Great Holy Father can't always be oppressed."

Sun Wukong lowered his eyelids in silence.