Don't Hit Me [Journey to the West]

Lu Chen peeled a banana and handed it over. He pursed his lips and rolled his eyes. Seeing his expression was okay, he asked tentatively, "Great Sage... has been... alone here?"

Monkey King: "..." This little monster wanted to get angry again.

Lu Chen quickly waved his hand: "Don't get me wrong, I'm just...just..." He squinted and looked at him embarrassedly, but he didn't realize that the Great Sage was about to roll his eyes, so he twitched and said, "Then I'll stay with you from now on." Great Holy Lord is here, Great Holy Lord, you are my idol, if you don't dislike me, let me stay by your side."

Lu Chen had thought about it carefully before he came, and his illness would definitely be the biggest obstacle during the completion of the task—if Tang Seng, his master and his disciples plus Bai Longma passed by Baigu Mountain, he happened to fall asleep accidentally, and this task would be done. smashed.

So he must urge the group of four masters and apprentices to go to Baigu Mountain as soon as he is awake, and along the way, he can also monitor the progress of their westward journey and control his sleep time.Simply great.

What's more--accompanying the male god! !This is the ultimate dream of every fanboy!

Ahhh, I want to run around Wuzhi Mountain three times.Physical strength does not allow, Lu Chen decided to run three laps in his head.

Sun Wukong stared helplessly at the banana that fell to the ground before it was handed to his mouth, and opened his eyelids to look at him.

Lu Chen was immersed in his sweet dreams, and was also taken aback by this. He quickly picked up the half banana on the ground, and naturally blew it to the mouth of the Great Sage: "I didn't mean it, I really didn't, the Great Sage Lord, try it, this banana is delicious."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Lu Chen was taken aback, looking at the softened banana in his hand, he really wanted to slap himself to death, so he quickly withdrew his hand and smiled embarrassingly: "I really didn't mean it."

He just didn't expect to have such a close contact with the Great Holy Father, so he was a little nervous.As a professional fan, it's normal.

Sun Wukong looked back indifferently.

It feels different from the promised Great Sage, Lu Chen sat silently packing his little baggage, and sneaked a peek back from time to time.

His temper is a bit weird, but he can't hold back his image in his heart! !

It was so golden that Lu Chen instantly showed an idiotic smile.

Sun Wukong shuddered all over, and when he raised his face, he saw this wretched smile: "..."

Don't look at the bag carried on the waist, although it is small, it is a treasure, which can almost hold the world, if that unreliable bone spirit hadn't lied to him.But he doesn't pretend to be heaven and earth, it's just used to pretend...to eat.

I am very grateful to Bone Demon for getting lost all the way and not starving to death.

After sorting the food inside, I looked up and saw Sun Wukong's staring eyes, and I fell back instinctively in fright.

With his left hand propping his butt on the ground, he moved back two points, glanced at the Great Holy Father, and then followed his gaze to the food in his hand. He reacted instantly, and idiotically took out the biscuits that were supposed to be dinner: " Great Holy Lord, do you want to eat it? It's delicious."

Sun Wukong looked at it twice, then nodded his head indifferently.

He doesn't need to eat, but the little monster looks really delicious when he holds it in his hand.

Lu Chen seized every opportunity to be courteous, squinted his eyes and grinned, leaned over, wiped his hands, broke them into small pieces and fed them to him.

He even smiled and persuaded Sun Wukong, who was staring at the small stone-sized biscuits in his hand and was unwilling to open his mouth: "Master, your neck is not easy to use, so you can feel more comfortable with me."

Please open your mouth politely and let me serve you!If you accept my love, I will blow up my identity when you make a cruel move, should I be able to save my life?

He was crushed under the Five Fingers Mountain, leaving only one head outside.Although the head can turn freely, it can't be stretched freely after all. The biscuits are elastic, and if you only rely on the strength of your teeth to eat a meal, your cheeks will be sore.

Sun Wukong stared blankly at the silly smile on the little goblin's face, opened his mouth and chewed and swallowed expressionlessly, and looked at his two rows of bright white teeth.

In fact, the biscuits are not that delicious, but - I still want to eat them.

Lu Chen was completely unaware that his idol was slandering him in his heart, and he thought happily that he only wanted to have a good relationship with the Great Sage, and while feeding the Great Sage to eat sesame seeds, he continued to recommend: "I bought this at the old Wu's house in the town. , two for a penny, delicious, crispy and soft, their house only sells two hundred a day, and they will be gone if I go late, I have to get up before the sun has fully risen every day to queue up."

Lu Chen wiped the residue from his mouth and continued to feed him.

Seeing the proud expression on his face, Monkey King swallowed the biscuits in his mouth with difficulty. He didn't want to hit him at first, but he couldn't help it after holding back for a long time: "Why don't you use magic to change back two?"

Lu Chen was taken aback, and replied instinctively: "That's why we can't take others for nothing."

Monkey King raised his eyebrows, he didn't expect a monster to abide by the laws of human beings like this: "Then if you give him the money, it's over."

After he finished speaking, his expression immediately turned ferocious and he yelled to stop, because he watched the finger of the person opposite him almost poke his eyes, and he was quite annoyed—how could he be so stupid to feed something.

Lu Chen withdrew his fingers in a panic, and said in a daze, "It's... still... can it still be like this?"

Sun Wukong: "..." The prototype of this goblin is definitely not a flower, it should be a tree, and the flower spirit is smart.

This time, he obviously saw contempt in the eyes of the great saint, Lu Chen rubbed his head in embarrassment: "I just cultivated into a goblin, so I don't know much about it yet."

I really haven't gotten used to it yet. Anyone who has been working for more than ten years can adapt to becoming a goblin once he opens his eyes, not to mention his spells-it's really horrible, even if he thinks about it a few times, it's useless , he simply positioned himself as an adult.

Sun Wukong: "..."