Don't Hit Me [Journey to the West]

He quickly glanced around, moved quietly to Monkey King, and deliberately lowered his voice: "Great Sage, will you be afraid to come here if you are seen by monsters?"

Monkey King glanced at him: "The agreed time has not yet arrived, and there is no sign of him around."

Lu Chen flattened his mouth and muttered: "A dog's nose!"

Monkey King: "What did you say?"

Lu Chen waved his hands in a panic, making a dog-legged smile: "Nothing~"

Sun Wukong couldn't understand his stupidity, so he turned his eyes away: "I will become a small object on your body later, you go directly into the sedan chair." After thinking for a while, he added, "I will try my best to hit every shot, you Don't worry."

How could he not be worried? Lu Chen grabbed Sun Wukong's sleeve and said, "Great Holy Lord, please, he is Tangtang's apprentice who was enlightened by Guanyin Bodhisattva in the future. You must not beat him to death."

Sun Wukong was puzzled: "Whoever said that he was going to be killed, I just said that I would try to capture him as soon as possible."

Lu Chenjiong let go of his sleeves in a panic, smoothed out the folds for him, and said awkwardly, "I knew that the Great Sage knows the general situation best, ha ha ha ha ha."

Sun Wukong suddenly disappeared out of thin air.

Lu Chen only felt his waist sink, and when he lowered his head, he saw a bright white jade pendant hanging on the belt embroidered with mandarin ducks embroidered with cross-necked necks with gold thread.

He immediately stretched out his hand and shook the jade pendant: "Grand Sage, I understand, then I will sit in the sedan chair first." Feeling a faint tremor in his palm, he realized that he held the Great Sage in his palm, Let go in a panic.

He wanted to apologize, but felt that the Great Holy Father might not have realized it when he didn't speak, so he quickly stopped talking, and awkwardly climbed into the sedan chair.

The sedan chair was spacious and comfortable, and even the seat under the buttocks was sewn and soft. As soon as Lu Chen sat on it, his head felt a little dizzy, and he wanted to sleep because of the warmth.

He generally wanted to sleep, but he was really going to sleep, and he fell asleep with his head tilted.

I thought that I would hit the wall of the sedan chair when I fell down, and it would take a long time to wake up even if I was not a big bag, but the objects touched by my forehead seemed soft, and the tip of my nose lingered with a familiar smell.

Before Lu Chen could think, he really fell asleep.

When he woke up again, Lu Chen leaned on Sun Wukong's shoulder and raised his head weakly: "Great Sage? I fell asleep again?"

Sun Wukong's face was full of worry and disgust: "What is your disease? Why do you fall asleep every so often, and you can't wake up?"

Lu Chen was in low spirits, and forced a smile: "It's okay, I brought it in my mother's womb."

Sun Wukong's eyes flickered slightly, obviously feeling that he was deliberately concealing it, so he broke the casserole and asked the end: "Monsters still get sick?"

Where is the goblin's illness? It is clearly a disease of his own soul, but he can't explain this kind of thing clearly. Lu Chen wanted to end this topic in a few words, took a deep breath and gathered some strength and joked: "Maybe it's me. The cultivation base is too weak."

I knew it wasn't the reason, but I didn't want to say, and Sun Wukong was not the one who insisted, so I kept silent.

There was silence all around, and the two leaned against each other in the narrow sedan chair, breathing entangled with each other.

Lu Chen was a little flustered, turned his face away and hurriedly explained: "Master, don't be angry, I really don't know how I got the disease, anyway, I have been able to sleep since I was born."

Sun Wukong stared into his eyes for a while, then asked in a calm voice, "Why didn't your family tell you?"

Why not, they took themselves to visit famous doctors all over the country, and even wanted to go abroad for treatment, but - no hospital was sure that it could cure narcolepsy, even after he fell asleep and was sent to a nearby small clinic by his classmates The name of narcolepsy broke out, and even doctors made fun of them for reading too many novels.

Lu Chen twisted the hem of his clothes with his fingers, feeling a little wronged: "No one knows why they got this disease."

There was another silence. This time Lu Chen didn't take the initiative to speak. He just listened to the vague breathing of the two and adjusted his mentality. He took a deep breath and regained his heartless smile, and raised his face slightly. The tip of his nose almost poked the Grand Holy Father's cheek, and he stepped back two points with a smile: "But it's okay, it doesn't affect life very much, and it's good to sleep a lot, there's nothing to worry about."

Sun Wukong opened his mouth, swallowed the words he was going to say, and changed it into: "How can it not be affected? The cultivation base is already so weak, how can we guard against it when we fall asleep?"

Lu Chen flattened his mouth: "We don't have monsters over there, could it be that we are afraid of being eaten?"

"What did you say?" Sun Wukong lowered his voice, and after getting closer, his warm breath just sprayed on Lu Chen's cheekbones.

"I didn't say anything, I didn't say anything." Lu Chen raised his face in a panic, and his lips happened to brush Sun Wukong's chin, and he stepped back a little embarrassedly to cover his mouth, and directly rubbed his chin where he touched it, Hehe smiled, "The space is too narrow, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Sun Wukong froze suddenly, grabbed his hand, and after a while suppressed his voice: "Don't move around."

Lu Chen didn't move for a moment, and even held his breath. He didn't see any movement for a long time, rolled his eyes, and asked softly, "Great Saint, is that monster coming?"

Sun Wukong's eyes flickered slightly, and he casually found words to perfunctory him: "Just now when you were sleeping, a gust of evil wind had blown the sedan chair into a small forest, I think this should be near his lair, but this goblin is timid and hasn't shown up yet .”

Lu Chen was a little nervous, instead he held Sun Wukong's broad and dry hand, and shrank his shoulders: "Then you don't look like a jade pendant now, will he not dare to come out?"

Sun Wukong glanced at him, knowing that he knew little about cultivation, and explained: "I have restrained my aura, as long as he doesn't lift the sedan chair, he won't be able to perceive my existence."

Lu Chen felt relieved, and after talking about this conversation, his body became weaker. He leaned softly on Sun Wukong's shoulder and yawned: "Master, I'm so sleepy."

Sun Wukong's shoulders are very hard, and even his head hurts a little from the cushion.

Lu Chen rubbed against each other, found a more comfortable position to lean on, half-closed his eyes and said embarrassingly: "I'm sorry, Great Holy Lord, I wanted to help you, but I still made you messy."

Monkey King didn't speak, the temperature in the sedan chair was getting higher and higher, and Lu Chen was getting more and more sleepy, just when he couldn't support himself and was about to fall asleep, he struggled to tug on Monkey King's sleeve: "Master, that pig just He was enlightened by the Bodhisattva, you must not hurt him, or the Bodhisattva will be angry."

Sun Wukong spun his hand around in the void, retracted it, but still did not break free: "What does it have to do with me?"

Lu Chen smiled: "Why, don't be so hostile. If you don't like to learn scriptures or travel long distances, the Great Holy Lord will treat it as a trip, a customs clearance game, and wait until it's over. Do whatever you want?"

Monkey King: "If I want to do something now, I can still do it."

Lu Chen grabbed his hand, just because his body was weak and couldn't exert any strength, he gently and softly seemed to rest on it: "No."

Sun Wukong looked down at his frequently blinking eyelashes: "Why not?"

It’s just not possible, if you leave, who will hit me with a stick, who will send me home, Lu Chen’s face is so wrinkled that he is about to cry, looking at Sun Wukong’s dark and deep eyes, Lu Chen’s eyes flickered: “That’s right. No, I don't want the Great Sage to make them angry, otherwise, otherwise..."

Monkey King snorted coldly: "Are you afraid that I will be imprisoned under Wuzhi Mountain for another 500 years?"

"That's not true." The previous Monkey King was impetuous, arrogant and underestimated the enemy, but now the Monkey King... really confronts Heavenly Court, and I really don't know who is stronger and who is weaker. It's just such an untamable energy, I'm afraid...someone He will be regarded as a thorn in the side and a thorn in the flesh.No wonder he was asked to go to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures and hone his Buddha nature.

Lu Chen hesitated for a while, then raised his face and said very seriously: "Master, you don't want to be like this." He was born in Jiangnan and grew up in Jiangnan, and he spoke authentic Wu Nong's soft language in a hurry.

"The strong have great responsibilities."

Sun Wukong interrupted him with a sneer: "You mean that I should do these things, why are the skills I learned by myself being used by them for nothing."

Lu Chen hurriedly comforted him: "Don't worry, I haven't finished talking yet, what I mean is..." He blinked his misty eyes, "We can't tell them if we are too capable, next time they come to us Let’s just say no, if you want to help, you can help if you don’t want to, and you’ll save yourself the pain of being kicked out of the shelves.”

Sun Wukong looked strange for a moment.

Lu Chen quickly explained: "I'm just making an analogy, Da Shengye, you see you making a big fuss in the heavenly palace, making them panic, I'm afraid you will rebel if you can't control you, and you will be suppressed under the mountain for 500 years, and then you will be punished after you come out." Immediately find something to do, I don’t want to trap you with something.”

He shook his head, and said clearly: "Actually, we don't care much about their things, right? So, we have to hide our clumsiness, but we don't tell them that we are great. After this matter is completed, we can go freely and freely."

As he spoke, he even grinned: "Great Holy Father, let me tell you, it's actually best to be free and unrestrained. They will fight and snatch, and life is exhausting. It's better that we have nothing, nothing. What’s missing is the ease.”

Sun Wukong paused for a while, then sneered: "You can still see it, you are worthy of being a Buddha."

Lu Chen turned pale with shock: "I'm talking nonsense, so there's no such thing as a Buddha."

He looked at Sun Wukong embarrassingly, and quickly turned his eyes away: "I just don't want the Great Sage to get entangled in those disturbances again, your personality is not suitable."

Monkey King became interested: "Oh? Then what do you think my personality suits?"

Lu Chen rolled his eyes, tilted his head and immersed himself in a half-fantasy: "Of course he is carefree in Huaguo Shanli, and he is the Monkey King."

Seemingly thinking of the monkey grandson on that mountain, Monkey King also smiled: "Yeah."

Seeing that he was happy, Lu Chen was also happy, and smiled silly.Just as he was about to speak, he was interrupted by Sun Wukong's cold gaze: "Don't make a sound, stay in the sedan chair and don't move."

Lu Chen's body froze, and he immediately propped himself up from Monkey King's shoulders, leaned against the wall of the sedan chair, pursed his lips and shook his head, and did not move.

After Sun Wukong listened for a while, he heard a soft voice of a lady, and the person disappeared when the car curtain was lifted.

Seeing the pale white halo faintly visible on the still vibrating car curtain, Lu Chen knew that it was the safety circle given by Monkey King. He pressed his ears to the wall to listen to the movement outside, but there was no sound.

He wasn't worried about Sun Wukong, but he was mainly afraid that Zhu Bajie's cheap personality would annoy the Great Sage, so he would just hit him with a stick and knock him back to the animal way.

Thinking wildly in his heart, his mind was dizzy, and after a while, Lu Chen seemed to have exhausted all his strength, and his consciousness dissipated again in a daze.

Just before falling asleep, he was still thinking that he seemed to be sleeping more and more during this time, and if this continued, it would definitely delay the process of learning scriptures.

And it's almost time to go to Baigu Mountain, and it's time for me to go back and get ready.

After all, when the time comes to meet Tang Seng and Monkey King again with a completely changed look, he still needs to give himself a buffer time, and he needs to leave enough time and space for Tang Seng and Monkey King to forget about himself.

Although it is very reluctant, but after all, there is always a banquet in the world, and he still has to return to his own world.