Don't Hit Me [Journey to the West]

He grabbed Tang Seng's sleeve with one hand, and looked back at Monkey King pitifully at the same time, he looked like the one who asked for help.

Tang Seng turned pale and shook his head: "Xiao Shen, don't mess around."

Lu Chen was anxious: "How could it be a nonsense? Let's pretend to agree to him first, as long as he is lured out, what are we afraid of if we have the Great Saint? Really Tangtang, please."

As he said that, he kept pointing to Monkey King with his eyes——tell your master quickly, you are absolutely sure to save me, and I will definitely not make trouble for you.

only--

Sun Wukong frowned slightly, and Lu Chen immediately ran over, pulling his sleeve and shaking it left and right: "My Lord, if I don't go out, what if that monster runs away."

Sun Wukong took a sip of tea and said lightly: "Run away and run away, is it possible that you are not willing?"

Lu Chen was about to swear to the sky: "How could that be?" After finishing speaking, he cautiously flattered Monkey King, "But if he runs away, how will the Bodhisattva explain?"

But Sun Wukong suddenly caught his words: "You will not become a fairy, you will not become a Buddha, and you will not learn scriptures. Why do you care so much about learning scriptures, and why do you mention Bodhisattvas again and again?"

I can't tell you.Lu Chen felt guilty, his eyes were uncertain, he unconsciously let go of his grip on his sleeve, and coyly made excuses: "I didn't, I just, I just... don't want the Great Saint to have conflicts with them, according to their It's good to finish the planned walk, so that the great saint can do whatever he wants, and it won't annoy them."

Under the table, Sun Wukong clenched his hands tightly, and then loosened them after a few breaths. After pouring himself a bowl of tea, he turned to the manager and said, "Go back first."

The manager was in a hurry, how dare he leave without getting a definite answer: "Holy Monk."

Sun Wukong suddenly became impatient: "Just leave as soon as I tell you, don't worry, no one will have any accidents in this town."

The sudden leak made the steward's legs go limp, and he reflexively rubbed towards Tang Seng.

Tang Seng was alienated but politely performed the Buddhist ceremony: "The benefactor should go back first, since Wukong said that it must be resolved, it will be resolved."

The manager still hesitated, but he didn't dare to stay any longer, and fled out in embarrassment after hastily thanking him.

Lu Chen clutched the hem of his clothes tightly with both hands, and murmured, "Great Saint, yes, I'm sorry, I just, just wanted to help you, I didn't..."

Tang Seng also attributed Sun Wukong's out-of-control aura to Lu Chen: "Wukong, Xiao Chen is still young, don't..."

Sun Wukong: "You are still young at hundreds of years old, do you spend all your time sleeping?"

Lu Chen looked at Tang Seng with a downcast face: "Tangtang..."

Tang Seng patted Lu Chen's head helplessly: "Wukong, don't be angry."

Sun Wukong glanced at the two of them and stood up impatiently.

Lu Chen immediately stood up, but he didn't dare to follow, he pursed his lips angrily and dared not speak.

Tang Seng was about to comfort him, but he heard Monkey King who stopped in front and said without turning his head: "Didn't you say that man will come to propose marriage tomorrow, and I still have this time to practice with me."

The great saint still paid attention to him, and was willing to teach him spells. Lu Chen almost cried, but he didn't dare to be lazy. The little daughter-in-law followed quickly, and he turned around and waved at Tang Seng in a sigh of relief.

Tang Seng smiled, but he didn't know whether he was laughing at Lu Chen's stupidity or Sun Wukong's inappropriate concern.

Sun Wukong tilted his face, took a panoramic view of the interaction between the two people, clenched his fists again, spit out "trouble" and strode away.

Lu Chen stuck out his tongue and followed closely, for fear that he would be left behind if he took a step too late.

only--

"If you turned into a small animal, what would you do if you turned into a big tree?" It turned out to be a big tree with a human face.

Sun Wukong was so angry that he wanted to change for him.

Although an ordinary poplar tree is not very tall, it has luxuriant branches and leaves. When Lu Chen got nervous, the tree would drop its leaves, and all of them fell on Monkey King's head. The moment they touched, they turned and fell to the ground.

Lu Chen's voice was anxious: "Master, I... I didn't do it on purpose, I wanted to turn into a bunny, and I don't know why I turned into a tree."

Sun Wukong gave him a cold look: "Change back."

"Okay." Seeing that he was angry, Lu Chen immediately agreed.

Who knows, it won't change at all.

Lu Chen had a bitter face, the leaves fell even more, and he said aggrievedly: "My lord, I forgot the spell."

Monkey King: "..." helplessly scolded, "Why are you so stupid, haven't you practiced before?"

Lu Chen shook his head, the branch brushed Monkey King's face and said, "No."

Monkey King: "..." How did it grow so big.

After turning into a tree, his body was so heavy, Lu Chen felt that he was about to fall down, and he became even more anxious: "Great Saint, I won't practice anymore, okay, I won't leave your side in the future, There is no need to practice."

Going through all these hardships and returning to the real world is completely useless. Lu Chen doesn't want to waste time and energy at all.

Sun Wukong looked at him meaningfully: "No, keep practicing."

Lu Chen flattened his mouth: "Do you not want me to follow you in the future?"

Sun Wukong said coldly: "I can't stay within three steps of you."

Lu Chen shook his head vigorously, and the leaves rustled: "No, no, no, my great lord, I will definitely stick to you, and I will follow you wherever you go!"

What he said was so clear that even Monkey King believed it.

But—"I still have to practice."

Lu Chen was about to burst into tears: "No, Da Sheng Ye, if you don't change me back, I will go bald." Those leaves are my hair!So distressed.

Sun Wukong: "..." He turned him back into a human form first, and continued to urge him to practice.

But—the practice is less than half a cup of tea, Lu Chen only felt dizzy, and his head was getting heavier and heavier, and finally his eyes went dark, as if he fell into a familiar embrace.

It seems that Sun Wukong's cold voice can be heard in my ears——

"Lu Chen, did you do it on purpose!"

Lu Chen wanted to shake his head and say no, but he couldn't say a word and fell into complete unconsciousness.

Recently, I have been sleeping more and more frequently. When will I be able to go to Baigu Mountain?

Lu Chen didn't sleep for long with something in mind, and when he woke up, the sound of gongs and drums sounded.

He rubbed his head and sat up, refreshed after a good night's sleep, looked at Tang Monk who was reciting sutras with his eyes closed, and jumped out of bed: "Tangtang, where is the great sage, am I in a hurry?"

Tang Seng grabbed his hand: "Don't worry, Wukong just went out to check the situation."

Lu Chen broke free from his hand in a panic, turned around in a hurry, and the plain white clothes on his body had been replaced with bright red wedding clothes, and even a simple wedding decoration was placed on his forehead.

Seeing his transformation, Tang Seng was taken aback: "Xiao Shen, why are you doing this?"

Lu Chen blinked: "The monster is going to marry me, isn't he? If we cooperate, maybe he can relax his vigilance."

"You don't need to cooperate."

Lu Chen raised his face, and saw the Grand Sage leaning against the door with his arms crossed at some point, looking at his attire vaguely.

Lu Chen was overjoyed, and immediately spun around Sun Wukong to show off: "Master, look, I made it, I made it." He pinched his face with makeup, almost close In front of Monkey King, "Look, I have changed a whole set, and the makeup, isn't it very delicate, I am not bad this time."

After practicing for a long time, Lu Chen is like a stupid student who desperately wants to be praised by the teacher, he keeps promoting himself, and his clothes are flying.

This style he accidentally saw was prepared for Miss Gao by the steward last time. It is luxurious yet generous, and the gold border outlines the red color more brightly, and it also makes his skin whiter.

The eyebrows are picturesque, exquisite to the bone.

Sun Wukong took a look and then looked away: "Aren't you going to follow to make trouble, let's go?"

Lu Chen couldn't hide his disappointment and closed his eyes, but after a while he showed a happy expression: "Tangtang, don't come out of the house, the Great Sage will draw a circle for you, let's go."

Holding the golden cudgel that Sun Wukong had just summoned, he cast a cool look at him and enveloped the entire room in a circle.

Lu Chen shrugged his shoulders and stopped talking.

When the two walked from the backyard to the front hall, Monkey King suddenly turned around.

Lu Chen was startled, his nose almost bumped into it again, and he quickly touched his own nose, it was a bit pitiful during this time.

Sun Wukong looked him up and down, then turned around: "Not bad."

I don't know if it's about the magic spell change, or the outfit is not bad.

Lu Chen was stunned for a while, and then he realized after a while.Sun Wukong had gone far away, he immediately followed the tall and mighty figure, the corners of his mouth curled up: "It's not bad, I've almost practiced transformation, Great Holy Lord, can the cultivation come to an end, Great Holy Lord... ..."

"It's too noisy, you can't."

"Great Holy Father..."

Lu Chen fought unilaterally until he reached the door and saw the red wedding sedan chair before stopping.