Don't Hit Me [Journey to the West]

Lu Chen was dressed in white, and his face was beautiful. The corners of his eyes and brows unconsciously showed a little charm, and his gestures were charming, and his skirt was fluttering, but he looked like a fairy.

But he is not a fairy. After all, what kind of fairy looks so gorgeous, with black hair and a crown, and a slender waist and willow posture, but it is a little strange.

He's a goblin, but not really a goblin, exactly.After all, he was originally a human being, but the person who replaced his identity after time travel was a goblin.

He became a monk halfway, so his spells are naturally not refined.I don't know how many times I used the technique of escaping in place from my own cave to this Wuzhi Mountain, but none of them could accurately control the landing place.

This time is no exception.

His body swayed, and he was about to land on the ground. Before he could check it carefully, he stepped on something hard on the sole of his foot, and his foot limp and fell down the mountain.

He just got used to it after falling a lot, and just happened to be tired from walking, so he looked around in this posture, ready to find the person he was looking for.

As expected of Wuzhi Mountain, there is a vast expanse not far away, and all you can see is desolate loess, so the exact location is, exactly, where, where, and ah.

Lu Chen stood on tiptoe with his hands on the mountain, trying to see further, his mind was running fast, but before he could figure it out, he fell asleep again when his eyes were dark against the mountain.

Maybe it was getting close to the mission, Lu Chen seemed to be dreaming of the dream when he first came to this world again.

Lu Chen is a soul wearer. After passing through, the original body has no body, only a skeleton. It is obvious that he is the bone spirit who was beaten three times by the great sage Sun Wukong in Journey to the West.

The familiar black figure in the dream was nagging in Lu Chen's ear again.

"I don't want to either, you have to know that I'm also very helpless."

"Tang's monk meat, what kind of Tang's monk's meat, I don't want to eat at all. I am a goblin, and I can live forever if I practice casually. Why do I want to eat Tang's monk's meat?"

"What's more, I have to fight against the Monkey King who is fearless in the world. How can I have such courage."

"The work guidance given by the above must be done. I heard that when the work first came down, there was a bull spirit who was unwilling and was directly downgraded. I don't know where to graze the cattle."

"A rhinoceros volunteered to replace him, and the value has been directly increased. Do you know that now, whether it is a cow or even a bison, it is under the control of others. You know, this time the upper hand is very strong."

"Oh, why don't you keep a straight face and talk, oh, I forgot, you can't talk."

"Isn't this a difficult task for me? Tell me, people who have backers will be taken back at some time. Even those who don't have backers who usually give gifts will be killed with a stick and reincarnated to give some benefits. How about me?" It’s just that I still need three sticks, the Great Holy Lord doesn’t know anything, and it doesn’t matter how serious he is, if one is confiscated, it will directly beat me out of my wits, and I have no place to cry.”

"Don't look at me with contempt like that. If I had money, I would have given gifts. Who am I? I'm a white bone spirit. I want to drink blood to keep my youth. Look at how pretty my face is. It's a pity that I don't have it now." It doesn't matter whether it's good or bad, or it's okay to drink human blood. Now I don't have to save some money to buy some skin care products."

"Oh, I know you want to ask me why I found you. Look at this face. Does it look familiar? Does it look like you? Oh ho ho, this is fate, but ah, look at you It's a pity that the foundation is so good, the skin is not as good as mine, it's cheaper for you, I spent a lot of money for this plan, and I will give you a beautiful skin, it's all right, don't worry about me, I have several, That’s why it costs money, skin care products are much more than people use.”

"Don't stare at me, don't stare at me, as long as you are hit three times by the great sage, I will send you back directly, don't worry, it should... there should be no life-threatening, you are not from this world, you are not restricted by the cycle of heaven, If you die, you will go back directly, I guess that's how it is."

"Then you are a temporary worker, salary... I think about it, I think about it, there should be some, do you think a good skin will do?"

"Yeah, what I said is true, I'll go first, happy work, goodbye, wood."

Lu Chen: "..." I'm afraid this is not someone from Tang Seng's sect?Why are you so wordy?

Lu Chen suddenly turned over and sat up, looked at the lush trees in front of him, rubbed his eyes, how long did he sleep.

Leaning on the mountain to rest for a while, the narcolepsy became serious after entering this world. Before, I slept for at most one or two days, and at most three days, otherwise I would wake up hungry, but now... at most, I don’t remember it How long I can sleep, I only know that the irresponsible bone spirit said that in order to adapt himself to this world as soon as possible, he specially asked himself to come here a long time in advance.

At that time, he had not found out that there was such a character as Monkey King, so he fell asleep without worry. Who knew that when he woke up, the sea in front of the cave entrance turned into a towering mountain peak, which scared him immediately from the cave. He crawled out, fearing that it would be too late to leave. The Tang monk and his disciples had already obtained the scriptures and became Buddhas.

He didn't know how long he slept until now.

Patted his chest, the mountain is still there, so there should be nothing wrong.

Come on, let's find people first, oh no, let's find monkeys first.

Lu Chen scratched his head and wandered around in the mountains. Although Bai Gu was sure that he would not be killed, who was the other party?

Once the stick comes down, I have to see Granny Meng. The second stick is so frightened that I don’t know where to go. The third stick... I’m afraid the bone spirit’s worries will come true, and the soul will fly away and dissipate in the world.

But—in addition to being worried, Lu Chen was still looking forward to it.

Monkey King, Monkey King, is my childhood idol! !

Lu Chen, who had no friends since childhood and could only be with books, TVs and computers, spent countless days and nights with Journey to the West.Among them, his favorite is the Great Holy Father.

"who are you?"

Lu Chen dropped half a fruit from his mouth, and stared at the majestic and rebellious head lying on the ground, he was stunned for a while.

"Heh, where did the goblin come from, dare to stand in front of my grandson..." This head tried to roll its eyelids, eyes full of disdain.But because his terrain is too low, it seems a bit funny.

The fruit fell to the ground and rolled in a circle, Lu Chen didn't dare to laugh, he was surprised, pointed to his head and shouted: "Are you Sun Dasheng?"

His head was startled, and he turned his face instantly: "You know me?"

After a while, he said again: "Could it be that you came to see a joke, then you will be disappointed, my grandson..."

Lu Chen didn't hear what he said clearly at all, there were waves of bullets in his mind, and he glared at him with his mouth wide open.

How could this be the Great Sage, the stone monkey that was promised, even if it is not a stone, it must be a monkey, what about Mao?

Who is this handsome man with a resolute face in front of him, who is he, and where did he hide the great sage?

But if Sun Dasheng is not buried under Wuzhi Mountain, what about my temporary job and how can I go back.

Lu Chen was confused, feeling that he had been deeply deceived, and after turning around this head for half a circle, he said with difficulty: "This...is really Wuzhishan? You...are you really Monkey King?"

"Tsk, what's the matter with you little goblin." Sun Wukong frowned. He had been under the Tathagata's hand for nearly 200 years, but he didn't know that outsiders now called this mountain Wuzhishan.

Hmph, I sneered and thought the name was appropriate.

He carefully looked at the little elf who appeared suddenly.

Every plant, every tree, every insect, every bird in this mountain, and even all kinds of smells are very familiar to him. During this period of time, no new smells have appeared, which means that this little fairy was already here before he came here. .

That's not to find fault, it's just that I haven't encountered it before. Although I have been lonely for more than 200 years, Monkey King has sharp eyes.

This little goblin is not in the right mind at first glance, talking to him is better than playing with the web-spinning spider on top of his head.

The author has something to say:

Very short, about 13 words, no twists and turns, only sweet.

Shou falls asleep easily, has little experience in making friends in real society, and is a bit clingy [Great Sage].

The big bible is over-settled, relatively calm, not very noisy.The later stage is more gentle [cold gentleness], cover your face~