Don't Hit Me [Journey to the West]

"Xiao Er, here is a pot of herbal tea." Lu Chen sat listlessly in the teahouse, propping his chin in a daze.

At noon, when the sun was at its peak, the sun was so scorching that it almost cracked the ground. After finally sitting down, Lu Chen raised his legs and feet off the ground to relieve the burning sensation on the soles of his feet.

A gust of hot wind blew by, bean-sized beads of sweat on his forehead slid down his cheeks, and his eyelids were sticky. Now Lu Chen just wanted to close his eyes and lay down on the table to have a good sleep.

"My lord, your herbal tea is here." Xiao Er brought the tea over, and put a white towel on his shoulder with a smile, "Call me if you need anything else."

Lu Chen nodded, grabbed the teapot and poured it into the teacup before pouring it down, trying to bring back a trace of Qingming.

This ghostly weather is so hot that it is suitable for sleeping in a cave.

Lu Chen pursed his lips. It's been nearly half a month since he left that big cave, but he still couldn't find his destination. He couldn't do spells, and he couldn't find a way. If he continued like this, he would really fall asleep.

In fact, what I miss more is the air-conditioned watermelon in my hometown. This season, I should be nestled in an air-conditioned room holding a watermelon connected to WIFI and playing with my mobile phone, instead of being dragged into an unknown world to complete some ghostly tasks.

Lu Chen is a good and law-abiding boy in the 21st century. He has lived for more than ten years and has not found anything special about him, except for one thing, that is - he is sick.

Is really sick, he suffers from narcolepsy.

It's not that ordinary people like to sleep, but that they feel tired and want to sleep regardless of the occasion, and even fall asleep directly to varying degrees and irresistible. In other words, he may fall asleep anytime, anywhere no matter where he is doing.

Lu Chen's illness is actually not very serious compared to those who can't wake up. After seeing the doctor, the symptoms have been relieved a lot. At least he can barely resist sleep after working hard to concentrate. But for his life, health and safety, except He basically doesn't go out outside of necessary school.

The family was worried, always afraid that he would fall down with a plop when he crossed the road.

It's just that people sleep at home, and the pot comes from the sky.Even if he doesn't go out of the room very often all year round, he still can't escape the trick of fate.

That evening, Lu Chen was ready to go home immediately after school.

Not going to school and not being in contact with people is always impossible. Lu Chen was sent to a normal school by his parents after graduating from junior high school, but because of his narcolepsy, his study life and making friends were not very optimistic after all.

Lu Chen's parents both work, so they can't watch him anytime, anywhere, so they bought a small house for him near the school, no need to cross the road, no need to go up the stairs, and you can get there in 2 minutes from the school gate.

Because of the rain, there were few pedestrians and vehicles on the road. Lu Chen was full of classes all day, and his back was sore and his legs were cramping. He yawned and watched one after another colorful small flower umbrellas pass by, and he stepped out. After that, it went dark.

The moment Lu Chen closed his eyes, his heart became cold, and he fell asleep again. This time, he was not at home, not at school, but on the road, where people were coming and going. He fell asleep on the road.

But luckily, he still has a chance to open his eyes.

But when I opened my eyes, I found that I had not only changed the place, but also changed the world, and it was still a familiar world——Journey to the West.

In short, he traveled to the world of Journey to the West.

In fact, he didn't want to believe it at first. After all, he slept a lot and dreamed a lot—until he was about to close his eyes and sleep again, when his arms felt cold, Lu Chen instinctively opened his eyes: "... "

When I looked down, I realized that there was no flesh on my body at all, just a white skeleton.

It was dark again before Lu Chen's eyes, he was either asleep or fainted from fright.

Mom, what the hell is this? I will have nightmares when I sleep in the future.

This time it was a real dream, an old elder, he thought he would definitely not remember it after waking up, but it was firmly engraved in his mind.

This dream was a turning point in his life, and also the beginning of his new life, also known as the tragic life.

Lu Chen sighed lazily, propped his chin and looked around. There were quite a few men in short gowns and towels tied to their foreheads drinking tea in the tea room. They chatted fast in small groups, Lu Chen He pricked up his ears and stopped for a long while but didn't understand, his face became slumped, and his eyes became sad. What the hell kind of place is this? Could it be the Flame Mountain?

In the end, his eyes fell on the Xiao Er who was about the same age as him, and he beckoned.

Xiao Er came over attentively and bent down: "What else do you need, Young Master?"

Lu Chen blinked: "Do you know where Wuzhishan is?"

Xiaoer was stunned for a moment, then shook his head: "Wuzhishan? I haven't heard of it."

Lu Chen wrinkled his face, and asked unwillingly: "It doesn't have to be called Wuzhi Mountain, or a mountain that looks like a palm, it's fine." He opened his five fingers and showed Xiaoer.

The two eyes are shining brightly looking at Xiaoer, he is not as small as me, but Tathagata's hands are big, big, big enough to hold down a monkey.

Xiao Er looked at those white and smooth hands, and couldn't help being stunned. Where did this young man come from? His face is so pretty, and even his hands are different from the people he usually sees. This hand must be different. Have you done any rough work, maybe you haven't even done any work.

Slender and slender, white as grease, I really want to touch it.

Lu Chen narrowed his eyes and waved his hands in front of Xiao Er.He didn't do anything, how could he be stupid.

Xiao Er came back to his senses, blushing with embarrassment, tilted his head to recall carefully, and replied softly: "My lord, there are no hills in this area for a hundred miles, so how can there be a mountain like a palm. "

Lu Chen was discouraged, maybe he went to the wrong place again: "Okay, I got it, thank you."

Xiao Er lowered his head, and his voice was as low as a mosquito: "Thank you, why are you thanking me, if my son..."

"Ah, what's going on?"

"The ground is moving, the ground is moving, run quickly."

"help."

The ground shook violently for a while, Lu Chen tightly gripped the stool with his buttocks, and his hands were not idle, he almost tore out a piece of the corner of the table, dizzy and dizzy, finally calmed down, Lu Chen shook his head and felt the little girl who fell in front of him There are three or four.

Lu Chen: "..."

"My lord, are you okay?" Xiao Er managed to get up from the ground, patted his buttocks to see Lu Chen struggling, and asked in a panic.

"I'm fine, what happened just now?" After a long while, before his eyes became clear again, Lu Chen let out a breath, feeling a little nauseous and dizzy.

"Probably the ground moved." Xiao Er pulled a towel over and wiped his face, he was relieved to be sure that Lu Chen was really fine, such a good-looking young man must not have any accidents.

"Yeah, what's that?"

"A mountain, how can a mountain appear for nothing."

"Hey, why does that mountain look so strange, it looks like... like..."

"It's like a palm, look, it's five fingers."

Lu Chen: "..." It took no effort at all.

Xiaoer: "..." looked at Lu Chen suspiciously.

Lu Chen showed a reluctant smile, stood up and rushed out quickly, looked around, the morning mist was soft, and a mountain in the distance crashed to the ground, it looked like Wuzhi Mountain, he was overjoyed, and turned around to see disappeared.

Xiao Er stood there in a daze, staring blankly at the place where Lu Chen disappeared, and muttered to himself, "You're really a fairy."