Buddha, give me another smile

Chapter 37 2. Silly daughter-in-law, don't think about it

[-]. Silly daughter-in-law, don't think about it

Xifeng Yuxue was amused by the person who fell and ate shit: "Hahahaha..." He pulled Xifeng Yuzu across Xiaofengzi.

"..." Eunuch Feng pouted, unable to speak.What is it to step over the past, it used to be stepping over!

The prince has changed!

Xifeng Yuxue walked straight up to the main seat, flicked up her robe, and turned around to take her seat.

Xifeng Yuzu sat down beside him.The two looked at Eunuch Feng who was still in distress in the middle of the hall.

"Little Fengzi!" Xifeng Yuxue shouted again.

Only then did Eunuch Feng wake up, looking at the hand that the third prince extended to him, he wondered what the prince wanted from him: "?"

"The will of the Holy One!"

"The Holy One said..."

"Bring it, I will see for myself."

Eunuch Feng flinched, he didn't dare to say no.Nonsense, with his dispensable little Fengzi, how dare he say a little more and look at the third prince more.

He quickly handed over the yellow silk in his hands.

"Daughter-in-law, what do you think my elder brother will do?"

daughter in law?Who is the third prince calling?Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment.

"I don't know."

Who is answering this?Xiao Fengzi was stunned again.Soon, he realized that there were only three of them in the entire hall!

He didn't speak, that's the only one who answered!

Son!

The third prince called the young master's daughter-in-law, not only that, but the young master agreed!

This is amazing!Eunuch Feng felt that he was either hearing hallucinations or that he was already crazy!Those two were fine at first, but they weren't like this!He still remembered that not long ago the prince had caused a great upheaval, he didn't listen to the late emperor's advice, he just wanted to give up his crown prince in exchange for the Buddha's body, and the only son of Xifeng Kingdom was his companion.

As a result, the first emperor became depressed and became ill, and passed away in a blink of an eye, but the third prince refused to ascend the throne because of this, and pushed Jinshang to ascend the throne. Fortunately, he just stayed with his son to study with him!

That's just a companion, not a daughter-in-law!

What's more, the last emperor's funeral was less than a month old, how could the third prince get married?Xiao Fengzi shook his head violently, he felt that he must have heard wrong!

He raised his head and looked at the two people sitting on the main seat.

"!"

He was surprised again!

I saw those two people standing next to each other, one of them was pulling one side of the imperial edict, and they were looking at the imperial edict together!

Not only are they reconciled, but they are truly better than ever!

This... that... Eunuch Feng was sweating profusely, and he couldn't keep up!

What can the Holy One do?The Holy Majesty just announced the announcement of the young master's return, but the young master is reading with the third prince again!Doesn't this make the emperor change his order from day to night? !

Xiao Fengzi wanted to cry so much, he didn't notice what he was thinking at all, he just wanted to cry now, my lord, let him cry and pass out!

Xifeng Yuxue looked at the imperial decree and said to Xifeng Yuzu: "Well, it turns out that elder brother asked me to attend the palace banquet tonight to entertain the envoys of Dongyun Kingdom."

"Then go."

"Let's set up a show at noon, and go to that together at night."

This proposal is still very good.Xifeng Yuzu nodded and agreed, "Okay."

"My lord..." Xiao Fengzi was about to go crazy, what are these two people talking about, the imperial decree is not like this!Although the palace banquet was mentioned in the Holy Majesty's decree, the palace banquet is not the main point, the third prince is obviously taking the meaning out of context!

"What, Xiao Fengzi, do you have an opinion?"

"My lord..."

"Just right," Xifeng Yuxue interrupted his unspoken pleading, and said, "You bring me a note back to the Holy One."

"My lord..." Xiao Fengzi had a bitter face that was no longer young. How could anyone ask the preacher to bring the booklet back!

But the higher-ranking person has already taken out a memorial and threw it into Xiaofengzi's hands.

Xiao Fengzi was more than a little at a loss as he held the memorial.Now he really wants to dig a hole and bury himself, pretending that this has not happened to him!

What will you say if you can get the third prince to write a book?Resisting the order and not obeying it?Or something more horrific and outrageous?

"You don't have to be afraid, this is just an invitation to become a princess." Xiao Fengzi was startled by these words, and dropped the invitation in his hand.

He stared dumbfounded at the speaker, forgetting to avoid his eyes.What is the third prince talking about?Please seal the princess?Could it be that the third prince is really so unfilial that he married in a funeral?What will the people think of him!

What's more, the Holy One pointed him to the princess of Dongyun Kingdom!

It's rare that Xifeng Yuxue didn't get angry at Xiaofengzi's rudeness. He pointed to Xifeng Yuzu beside him, and said to the people who were watching them: "Go back and tell my elder brother that Xifeng Yuzu is Princess Jing. The two of us got married yesterday. .”

"!" Who is Xifeng Yuzu?Xiao Fengzi opened his mouth, dripping saliva without knowing it, it can't be that the young master took the name of the prince!

It's just horrible!

"This king is in a good mood, forgive you for being presumptuous once, and next time, this king will definitely kill you!"

Xiao Fengzi quickly lowered his head, crawled on the ground and took several steps back.

What was he doing just now, looking back and forth at the two of them with appraising eyes?Isn't this courting death?

He still remembers that more than a dozen were killed by him because he was surprised by the appearance of the third prince!

"My lord..." Xifeng Yuzu called out.

"Won't you be unhappy when they look at me?" Xifeng Yuxue snorted, twisting her lips like a stubborn little devil, and muttered: "Anyway, I'm not happy when they look at you!"

"But don't I just sit there every day for the common people to see?"

"I will goug out whoever looks at you again in the future."

"..." Xifeng Yuzu stretched out his hand, smoothed his twisted lip line, and reminded: "My lord, child..."

These words successfully blocked Xifeng Yuxue's mouth. A flower may wither when the wind blows, it is almost the most fragile thing in the world, and his child is obviously a flower.

He wants to accumulate blessings for the children!

"Daughter-in-law, you're right, I won't behead you from now on!" He immediately changed his words, turned his head to the people on the ground and said, "Xiao Fengzi, don't be afraid, this king has changed his mind now, and he won't behead people any more."

He not only wants to accumulate blessings for his children, but also accumulate merits, so that he is not even qualified to be struck by lightning with his wife!

Xiao Fengzi shivered in fright!The third prince has really changed!

Is this still the third prince?what happened to him! !Why did such a mysterious thing happen!This must be wrong, he must have misheard, there must be something wrong with his ears!

The third prince was in vain to care about the first emperor, and married in a filial piety. The bride is the son's body and has a child!How can this be!The best storyteller in the world can't tell such a story!

"Go back to the palace and return to your life!" Xifeng Yuxue turned her head and said to the people around her: "Daughter-in-law, let's go too."

"Well, let's go."

After saying that, the two left the hall hand in hand, leaving Xiaofengzi alone on the ground in a daze.

The third prince has changed his sex, so he won't kill anyone who looks at him!

The third prince is married, and the princess is Xifeng Yuzu!

The third prince calmed down, because he was going to be a father!

Xifeng Yuzu... Could this be the son's name after he became a prince?With a bitter face, Xiao Fengzi told lies that he didn't even believe.

The prince clearly pointed at the son and said that it was the princess!

And this name is clearly the young master's name after the prince's, so the young master's name changed from Xifeng Zu to Xifeng Yuzu!

Where did this kid come from?It can't be born by a son!

Where are they going?Xiaofengzi felt that he had gone crazy, this...how could he return to the Holy Spirit? !

"Ouch!" He sighed, and when he touched the hot book in his hand, he became even more depressed. How would he live these days!

But those who have gone away don't care what those who stay behind are thinking!

Xifeng Yuxue was hugging Xifeng Yuzu joyfully, and the two sat together in the carriage, carrying three boxes of gifts at the back of the carriage.

"Daughter-in-law, why didn't you tell me that the colorful scarf didn't recognize me?"

"This..." Xifeng Yuzu thought for a while and said, "I don't know either."

"In my opinion, since they are disobedient, hit them until they are obedient!"

"..." Xifeng Yuzu looked at the person who was still thinking about subduing the seven-color guardian, and he didn't want to talk to him!

The seven-color protector is part of the lotus seat in his statue of the Buddha body. How can anyone subdue or suppress it? !Even if they are wiped out, they will not recognize the person they do not recognize as the master.

What's more, the prince wants to turn them into colorful scarves!Xifeng Yuzu shook his head, he didn't know what he was thinking!

"That's right, daughter-in-law!"

"My lord."

"Seven younger sisters are seven petals, what about the six younger brothers?"

"..." Xifeng Yuzu glanced at the people around him with a strange expression.

"?"

"It's lotus seeds."

"!"

Xifeng Yuzu looked away, and said: "There should be seven, one is missing."

"!" Xifeng Yuxue looked at his daughter-in-law in surprise, and said, "What do you mean?"

"Back when the lotus seed was in illusion, there was an accident. There was a..."

"Not in human form?"

"No." Xifeng Yuzu shook his head and said, "I haven't found him yet."

"That……"

"It's okay, it's just a lotus seed, it doesn't matter."

Xifeng Yuxue twitched her cheek.Daughter-in-law, is... is it really okay to lose one? !Is it really that big?What a worrying silly daughter-in-law!It seems that he wants to find the seventh lotus seed first!

"But there are only six pieces of Biyule! I know, because one is lost, so I don't prepare it for him, right?"

"These objects are born with illusion, the seventh lotus seed is missing, I can't create it out of thin air."

"Understood!" Xifeng Yuxue nodded. The seven petals are different, so the Seven Star Sword is also different, and it is made according to the individual's temperament.The same is true for lotus seeds, the missing lotus seed has never appeared before, how does the wife know what his temperament is!

"My lord, stop dressing them as candied haws!"

"..."

"Don't make it into a scarf!"

"..." Xifeng Yuxue choked, and when he reminded him, he thought of another possibility, and said, "Daughter-in-law, tell the truth, they don't recognize me, are they holding grudges?"

Xifeng Yuzu didn't speak.

Sure enough!How dare you take revenge!Xifeng Yuxue was dissatisfied: "How could they do this? As part of the lotus seat, shouldn't they be selfless and dedicated without complaint or regret?"

"..."

"Look, I didn't do anything strange, they couldn't beat them! This... still depends on the strength, right?!"

"..."

"Forget it, my lord does not remember villains, let's not mention this!" Xifeng Yuxue knew she was wronged, and turned to be more clumsy, saying: "But, I don't need to rely on them now!" He said Leaning back, carelessly half-lying in the carriage, he said: "If I can only be a lotus seat, there is not much I can do for you. I'd still be my prince, it's more useful!"

Xifeng Yuzu was noncommittal, and leaned back, but none of them was crooked in the carriage.The two of them leaned against each other like two meat worms, each silent.

There was the sound of the carriage shaking lightly, but there was no other sound.Although it was quiet, there was a sense of peace in the carriage. For the two people who were paralyzed together, there was no need to say a lot of things.

The quiet embrace at this time is better than any words.

"Pfft..." Xifeng Yuxue suddenly laughed.

"What is the prince enjoying?"

"Thinking of Xiaobai being glanced at by you, he flew into the sky like a fairy flying to the moon."

Xifeng Yuzu rolled his eyes angrily.He also remembered that those few times the prince was very cuddly and snuggled up to him, hiding behind him.Instead of saying that he wants to be a more useful person for him like he is now.

Apparently the two thought of the same thing, Xifeng Yuxue laughed, held Xifeng Yuzu's face, bit her thin lips, and threatened: "Silly daughter-in-law, don't think about it!"

"I do not have……"

"Don't try to lie to me!" He regretted letting go of the person who obediently put his lips on her. He can't touch his wife now.But such a kiss made him feel hot all over, it was simply suffering!

"By the way, what about the empty shell made of mud?"

"Let's talk when you have time. Here we are."

Xifeng Yuxue lifted the curtain of the carriage, and it really arrived!He kicked open the door of the carriage, jumped down, looked at the "ingenuity" above his head, felt amused, and turned to help Xifeng Yuzu.

"Daughter-in-law, slow down!"

"..." Xifeng Yuzu felt helpless.

"Carry the box and follow." Xifeng Yuxue yelled, pulling Xifeng Yuzu through the gate.

The old housekeeper looked at the two people who drove straight in, and rolled on the spot in shock, running and hiding towards the main courtyard.

Nonsense, if you don't hide and run, if you are caught by the third prince, how will you survive!He still clearly remembers the fight between the third prince and the young master here!At that time, it was really a catastrophe!

"Master, it's not good, the big thing is not good..."

Xifeng Yuxue looked at the old housekeeper who ran away as if he had seen a ghost, and said, "Daughter-in-law, why is he running?"

"do not know."

"Am I that scary?"

"No."

"Just let him run like this?"

"Let him go."

Xifeng Yuxue sighed, looked at a collapsed courtyard passing by, and said: "It was clearly broken when we were fighting, but you are better off, you lied to me that it was broken when we were robbing the relatives!"

"almost the same."

The answer was so ambiguous!Xifeng Yuxue smiled, this daughter-in-law looks cuter and cuter!

He just wanted to tease a few more words, but another person ran from a distance.

"Ah..." What a nuisance!He still remembered this dead-headed old man Xifeng, who was extremely difficult to communicate with, because this old man only had the etiquette of his ancestors in his mind!

In a blink of an eye, the person who came running had already knelt on the ground and said, "This old man welcomes the Third Prince, Sheng'an!"

"Get up."

The old man got the order, stood up and followed the two of them, and walked towards the main courtyard together.As he walked, he said anxiously: "I don't know that the third prince is here, and I will welcome you from afar, but I still hope that the prince will be happy!"

"Ah."

"Dare to ask the third prince, how do you have leisure today?"

"My lord..." Xifeng Yuxue changed her words and said, "Let me take a look." Although this old man Xifeng hates him, he is the elder of the three dynasties entrusted with important responsibilities, and he is also the one who takes care of his wife.

have a look?The old man paused, what did the Third Prince look at at Xifeng's ancestral residence?Still two people come together?Didn't these two people break their friendship a few days ago?He looked at Xifeng Yuzu beside him: "..."

"My lord and I got married yesterday."

"!"

This is another amazing news!The old man looked at the two, only then did he realize that they were holding hands together openly and aboveboard!

"Today we are here to get the dowry."

"!!"

The old man stood still and watched the two walk into the main courtyard together and sat on the main seat.

When he managed to calm down and follow in, the two were drinking a cup of tea each!

"..." The old man was very depressed, this... what to do now!

When I asked Azu to protect the country back then, I never thought that he would get married!As a mantra to protect the country, as a statue with the seal of Buddha, can he get married?Buddha will blame it!

He took two steps faster, stopped in the hall, and said, "Azu, this... this is against the rules!"

Xifeng Yuzu raised his eyes, glanced at the old man, and said, "Sit down."

The old man did not dare to defy him, so he had to sit down nearby.

Seeing the old man sitting down tremblingly, he said, "What's wrong with the rules? My lord and I have a child."

These words made the old man collapse in the chair in fright.

This... what is this...

"I……"

"These are the return gifts prepared by the prince." Without waiting for him to finish speaking, Xifeng Yuzu pointed to the several boxes that were brought in, and said: "This is for the second elder, and the box is for the seven younger sisters. The last box is for the seven younger sisters. One box belongs to six younger brothers."

"Yes."

"You share with them, and I'll get the dowry."

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