Buddha, give me another smile

Part VI

[-]. Call the princess

Xifeng Yuxue hugged the person in her arms and arched for a while.

The person being hugged turned over and said vaguely: "Go back to the door in Sanchao today."

"Still thinking about it?"

"The dowry hasn't been taken yet."

"Okay, okay!" Xifeng Yuxue responded, still feeling amused, turned around and sat up, and began to dress Xifeng Yuzu.

"What exactly is it that makes you miss it so much? I'm going to be jealous!" Xifeng Yuxue couldn't figure it out. She went back three times, but each time she didn't see what the dowry was that made her miss her so much.

"..."

"Actually, we have everything! That's right!" Xifeng Yuxue suddenly remembered something, paused the movements of her hands, and said, "Give the Seven Star Sword back to that rainbow scarf? Will they kill me?"

"..."

"If they cut them again, I'll really turn them into scarves, the most disgusting kind!" He gestured to a scarf full of holes and useless.In exchange for Xifeng Yuzu squinting.

"My lord, the Seven-Star Sword is originally a seven-color Dharma protector."

"!" Xifeng Yuxue was startled, and shouted: "Their swords...why?" He thought about it, and said, "Shouldn't I prepare the return ceremony?"

"..." Xifeng Yuzu glanced at the foolish man, the meaning was very clear, what is the difference between you and me.

He leaned over to tie Xifeng Yuxue's belt, pushed him to the dressing table, picked up the jade comb to tie his hair, and said: "The sky thunder that time was a phantom calamity, after the tribulation, the seven-color guardian will have Humanoid."

"..." Tianlei?Is it the thunder that broke him up in the Yushufang?How is this going? "Daughter-in-law, wasn't the thunder that day was punished by heaven because you and I were unfilial and went against the sky?"

"..." Xifeng Yuzu lowered his eyes and did not speak.

"You were so angry that day, and you got rid of that Xi Fengxian all at once!"

"..."

Xifeng Yuxue looked at the unchanged face in the mirror, and said, "Anyway, no matter what happens, you and I must be together."

Xifeng Yuzu raised his eyes once, looked at those eyes in the mirror, and said: "Xifengxian's life is exhausted, I'm just counting the time and making use of it."

The implication is that he did not waste his life.Xifeng Yuxue breathed a sigh of relief.If his daughter-in-law has a real body and a Buddhist altar, if she really does something that hurts others, the consequences will be serious!

"As for treason and immorality... your crime and mine will not be punished by heaven." Xifeng Yuzu looked at the jade crown pinned into his hair, it was very upright, and it was just right for the prince.The two switched places.

"?" The crime is not punishable by heaven...is it not punishable by heaven if you step down from the altar?Xifeng Yuxue couldn't figure it out, but Xifeng Yuzu didn't continue to explain.

"I drew the thunder away because I was afraid of hurting the innocent. When the prince arrived, it was the last calamity. At that time, the seven-color guardian had passed the calamity."

"Then I blocked the thunder for them, and I was scattered? And they don't recognize me?" Xifeng Yuxue was very depressed.He helped those little girls, but he didn't know how to repay him, instead he didn't recognize him as the lotus seat, so he was ungrateful!

"lighter!"

Xifeng Yuxue let go of her hand quickly, and when he was in a hurry, he hurt his daughter-in-law.

"The last thunder struck my shadow, and he fled with your body."

"This..." No matter what, he couldn't figure out the key to this, and his memories of the past few days were also intermittent and clueless.

But he sorted it out a little bit, the phantom-shaped robbery split out the shadow, and stole his body, but his wife thought he was scattered by lightning, so she used the mud from the cold pool of Fanyin Mountain to recast his body, and The soul was summoned back, together with his soul that was taken from another world by someone who did not know.

"This means..." Xifeng Yuxue didn't want to admit it, but it meant...he thought he helped his wife block the thunder, but the fact is, he didn't.

Not only did it not work, but it caused a lot of trouble?His face was a little ugly.

Xifeng Yuzu looked at the man with a darkened face, thinking that he hadn't made it clear, and further explained: "The phantom shape can't fall into the mortal body, let alone the prince..." He frowned, thought about his words, and said: " The prince has no merit..."

These words made Xifeng Yuxue look up. This is to say that he, who has no merit, is not qualified to accept the lightning strike with his wife?

"But you don't have to worry, my lord. I've locked up that shadow, and he can't make trouble for the time being."

"..." The shadow snatched his body, probably talking about that inexplicable memory!No wonder he thought the good-looking person on the bed looked familiar, but it turned out to be the shadow of his wife!

Thinking of that expressive shadow, Xifeng Yuxue shuddered, she is better as a wife, although she has been calm all the time, people can't understand what he is thinking.

But he knew that the daughter-in-law didn't think about anything at all, he was just too stupid and innocent!

"However, the seven-color guardian is different from the shadow. I can't lock them up, and I can't ignore them. So, when I went to dig the cold pool, I got these seven swords by the way."

Xifeng Yuxue is depressed, but it's just seven petals that don't know how to praise, so it's not worth the daughter-in-law's hard work!He said: "Daughter-in-law, why do you care about them?"

"..."

"They don't recognize me again!"

"My lord..."

Xifeng Yuxue curled her lips and said no more.He began to think in his heart that he still needed to find a chance to take away the colorful scarves. Now that they were just taking shape and they were weak, he had to make these girls surrender!

"My lord..."

An urgent shout came from outside the door.

The two had just combed their hair and were about to go out when they heard this familiar voice and stopped in their tracks.

"Daughter-in-law, the housekeeper is here now, what can I do?" Xifeng Yuxue pushed open the door of the room, and stretched out her hand to Xifeng Yuzu who was beside her.

"I don't know." Xifeng Yuzu put his hand into his palm and looked at the butler who had already run to the corridor.

"My lord, something is wrong!"

"Unlucky!" Xifeng Yuxue scolded: "It's so early in the morning, what are you saying to the master? Slap your mouth!"

"Ouch! Look at this old slave's mouth!" As he spoke, the housekeeper quickly patted his mouth, and continued: "My lord, there is a decree..."

"What did the Holy One say?"

"The Holy One said..."

"Okay, bring the imperial decree to the king!"

The voice was a bit loud, the housekeeper shivered and held his neck, and hugged himself into a ball. The prince's temperament was uncertain, he didn't dare to touch bad luck!He said: "Feng...Eunuch Feng is waiting for the prince in the hall..."

"What did you say?"

"No...no..."

"Useless stuff!" Xifeng Yuxue glanced at the butler who had jumped three steps away, and snorted angrily.

"My lord...how could Eunuch Feng talk to this old slave..."

Xifeng Yuxue interrupted the butler, and ordered: "You haven't saluted the princess yet!"

The housekeeper jumped again, and crawled to the ground with a plop, dripping with sweat like a bean: "Princess?!"

He raised his head quietly, and saw a dark red statue standing beside the dark red prince!No, that's the body of the Buddha, the only son of the Xifeng Kingdom, the ancestor of Xifeng.He took another peek at the big red new house layout in the room, and suddenly, he understood what happened!

The prince and the son are married!

The prince is actually married to the son!

The prince also said that the son is the princess!

Lord...

This...he was so frightened that he was at a loss, the clothes on his back were wet with sweat, this...what should I do!

"What's the matter? Master's words don't work anymore?"

"The old slave dare not!" These words are even more terrifying!

The butler prostrated himself on the ground, climbed up to Xifeng Yuzu's feet in a few steps, held up the corner of the clothes in front of him, and held it to his lips, kissing him reverently...

Before he could back away, he was kicked and sideways.

"I told you to kowtow to the princess, what are you doing?"

Xifeng Yuxue's drinking made the housekeeper want to cry!

What can I do?This is what all the people of the Xifeng country will do when they face a son who is not a statue of Buddha. This is the deepest and most devout prostration and prayer!

Xifeng Yuzu grabbed Xifeng Yuxue who was almost running away, and persuaded: "Forget it, the housekeeper has a wish..."

"If I don't kowtow to you, I won't let him achieve his wish!"

"He kowtowed."

"That doesn't count!" Xifeng Yuxue curled her lips, and led Xifeng Yuzu to the hall.His daughter-in-law is knelt down every day, surrounded by the common people and kowtows to pray for blessings every day, he is not happy!

The daughter-in-law whom Wanmin admired was also his daughter-in-law!He still wants to hide his wife, so that these people can't just stare at her!

But his housekeeper was the first to disobey him!Thinking of this, Xifeng Yuxue became even angrier, and cursed: "Useless things!"

The useless person who was ridiculed hurriedly followed the two of them for a few steps, wiped his sweat, and said, "My lord, old slave, old slave is really shocked!"

"Are you still right?"

The housekeeper squeezed a smile, and said: "It's really the sage who announced... the will of the young master's return to the throne..."

What's this?Xifeng Yuxue stopped in her tracks and glanced at Xifeng Yuzu who was also unknown, and there was an announcement?The latter shook his head.

Xifeng Yuxue asked, "When did this happen?"

"Yesterday."

"You tell me what happened in the past few days."

"Yes." The housekeeper bowed and said, "the Holy Majesty's imperial study room has a hole, and was ridiculed by the envoy of Dongyun Kingdom. The Holy Majesty Longyan was furious and ordered the prince to repair it. But we couldn't find the prince. .”

Of course they couldn't find it, they were in another world at that time!He asked again: "And then?"

"Then the Holy Majesty ordered the prince to marry the envoy of Dongyun Kingdom. But we still couldn't find the prince..." The housekeeper paused for a moment, then continued: "Therefore, no one received the imperial edict."

"later?"

"Yesterday afternoon, the Holy Majesty suddenly issued a decree, saying that the son will return to the throne, and the prince will marry..." This is what the housekeeper is most worried about.

The prince's status is special. As the former prince, the prince was already feared by the present, not to mention the prince was not restrained, he kept his eyes on the present again and again, and even failed to show up when he was called. If there are no people, how can this be good!

And the Holy Majesty obviously lost his patience, and even ignored the prince's thoughts, and directly announced it to the world!

The son returned to the throne, and the prince married.

The meaning of the Holy One is too clear, he wished that the two would break up and never see each other again!But at this time, the prince said that he was married to the young master who had returned to the throne!I really don't know whether it's because the sky doesn't follow the Holy Majesty's will, or the prince is too blind!

Such disobedience to the present will only make the sage more afraid of the lord!This was simply worse, but the prince he was worried about didn't know anything, and everything was messed up!

"yesterday afternoon?"

"Yes……"

Xifeng Yuxue looked at Xifeng Yuzu, who shook his head, indicating that he didn't know, and asked, "Then why is Mr. Feng coming?"

"Master Hui..."

"Call the princess!"

The butler was slapped violently, and immediately changed his words: "Back to the princess..." He still felt awkward, but there was nothing he could do, the prince's beating really hurts.The housekeeper continued: "Back to the princess, this old servant doesn't know that Mr. Feng..."

Ask three questions!Xifeng Yuxue glared at the steward, interrupted him, and said, "Since you don't know, forget it." Then he ordered: "This king is throwing a big banquet today, you go and prepare it!"

"..." The butler had a bitter face, it's not his fault, he was really crying and couldn't speak!What kind of feast is there at this time?Where is the time for a big feast now!

How can the prince be like this, Da Tiao is so self-willed that it makes people worry!

"The princess is pregnant, and this king will be a father. I am very happy in my heart, so this king will hold a banquet to celebrate, and set up a banquet for three more days, so that the whole country can have fun together! Remember to send a post to the Holy Majesty as well."

"...Yes..." The butler wiped the sweat from his forehead again, stopped at the entrance of the hall, and looked at the two backs that were next to each other, what kind of thing is this!

Do you want to send a post to the Holy Spirit?My lord, you are really...

He said "Hi" helplessly, and turned around to arrange the banquet.

After walking a few steps, he suddenly stopped, wait, what did his prince just say?The princess is pregnant? !

how can that be!

Will the son have a baby? !

Not to mention the gender, the real body of the young master is a statue, the young master is a phantom human form, and can give birth to children? !

He looked at those two slender figures again, the lord really... He wanted to say that the lord had no common sense, but he didn't dare to open his mouth. He wanted to cry, but turned around and ran away.

Xifeng Yuxue glanced back at the housekeeper who had gone away, and said to the people around her, "It seems that a lot of things happened on the day we were away."

"Yes."

"He actually dared to announce it to the world!"

"Let's see the situation first."

"Hmph, I'd like to see what kind of tricks he is playing!" Xifeng Yuxue spoke angrily, holding Xifeng Yuzu's hand, but she didn't lose control and walked very slowly. The latter glanced at him, which is rare. In this way, how can he not get angry and just focus on him.

His lord has changed, "My lord..."

"En?" Xifeng Yuxue turned her head and saw his daughter-in-law looking at him, her heart felt hot, she raised her hand and gently pinched his cheek, "Silly daughter-in-law, I'm protecting you, isn't it right?"

The two said this and walked into the hall.

In the hall, Mr. Feng stood at attention in the center.

Even if he was the father-in-law who delivered the decree, he didn't dare to sit down at the third prince's mansion and wait for the person who received the decree to come, so he was holding the scroll of yellow silk in a daze.

I heard that the prince was not at the mansion when he came to announce the decree for the last two times, so that the sage Longyan was furious!So now he is looking forward to the prince's appearance soon.

however……

In fact, he didn't want to do this errand at all. In the whole world, except for the young master and the third prince, who would dare to say no to the Holy Majesty?In the whole world, apart from the Third Prince and the Young Master, who else would dare to poke a hole in the Holy Majesty's imperial study?In the whole world, except for the young master, who would dare to say half a word of unpleasant things to the third prince?

But the Holy Spirit has an order, and he dare not disobey.

Thus, the most difficult thing in the world happened to him.Because the imperial decree in his hand is definitely the decree that the Third Prince does not like to hear the most.

Eunuch Feng is very distressed, you know, he has been in the palace for many years, and he can be regarded as an old man who grew up watching Jinshang and the third prince, so he is more aware of the third prince's willful and arbitrary temperament!

For so many years, that is, after the third prince was able to see the young master, he was willing to listen to the young master's words!There are only three points!

But now, the third prince and the young master have collapsed.

The son will return to his throne, and the prince is going to marry.

That is to say, if the third prince showed any dissatisfaction, wanted to beat him, scold him or even cut him off, he could only accept it.He had no choice but to suffer.

Not only that, he can't ask the young master for protection, because the third prince won't listen to the young master's words!

So even though Eunuch Feng is already the manager, he would rather continue to be the tea-serving little Fengzi with no ambitions, than to be caught between these three bosses like this...

He had never waited so painfully in his life.

Therefore, when he turned his head and saw the two figures at the door, he was very happy at that moment!He was so happy that he forgot everything, and there was only one sentence left in his mind: Great, the third prince and the young master are reconciled!

Someone can control the Third Prince!

This is simply great news!

He ran two steps, and suddenly he stopped.

No, no, this is not right.

because……

The Holy Majesty's will... There is no plan for these two to reconcile as before!

With a bitter face, Eunuch Feng fell and crawled in front of the two of them, he didn't know whether to cry or laugh.