Buddha, give me another smile

Three, I eat incense...

After thinking about it, Zhang Tiaotiao still thinks that being an unambitious lotus flower platform and holding a wife anytime and anywhere is his greatest pursuit in life.

So, he looked at Xifeng Yuzu eagerly, and said, "Daughter-in-law..."

"What?"

"Let's go back, I'll return to my place."

"You can't return to your seat."

"……"how so!Zhang Tiaotiao wanted to cry! "Why?" Why didn't the sky follow his wishes!

"They didn't recognize you, I cleaned them up and ran away."

"..." This... daughter-in-law, you are lying, you didn't say that just now, this is clearly another version!

"they are……?"

"Those seven younger sisters are actually seven-color protectors, the legendary flower petals."

"In the legend..." What is this again?

"The guardian on the lotus platform, protect me!"

Zhang Tiaotiao looked at the protected person and asked, "Then they won't listen to you?"

"They listen to me, but they don't recognize you."

"This..." Why is there such a contradiction? !Then what should he do!

"This is about chance, each has its own destiny..." Obviously, Xifeng Yuzu was not good at talking about Zen, and after talking awkwardly for a long time, he came up with a cliché.

Zhang Tiaotiao turned his head away, he didn't even have the qualifications to be a chair!This time he really wanted to cry, and said: "Then what should we do now!"

"Let's play first, after playing, let's go back."

"Oh..." What are you playing, this daughter-in-law is not a playful!

Zhang Tiaotiao was extremely depressed. His daughter-in-law didn't tell him what she wanted, but just let him sit back and enjoy it, waiting to be taken home. How could this make him feel like being taken care of by a rich woman!

What's rare is that this daughter-in-law is good-looking, good-natured, good-natured, good-natured, and extremely confident. What's more, she loves him deeply with all her heart. This is really...

Zhang Tiaotiao suddenly felt that the Buddha must have laughed at him, that's why he had such shit luck.

"Huh?" Xifeng Yuzu was surprised suddenly.

Don't be surprised, it is usually difficult to make the statue-like Xifeng Yuzu have an expression, let alone such an obvious emotional change.

"What?" Zhang Tiaotiao hurriedly asked.

"look!"

Zhang Tiaotiao looked at the [-]D movie that was still playing, no, memory, memory!

In the picture, Zhang Tiaotiao is flying over the eaves and walls, climbing the windows of that building, and descending like an ape.

Suddenly, he accidentally stepped on a window of a house.

There was a "snap", which was the sound of glass breaking.

Zhang Tiaotiao was stunned.

Because the male owner of that house was also stunned.

Zhang Tiao squinted at the long-haired man on the bed.

The host turned sideways, trying to block his view.

So dead, Zhang Tiaotiao gave his brothers a good smile, let go of his hands and prepared to continue running.

In the next second, the man realized that he was being ridiculed, and immediately picked up the dumbbell beside him and threw it out.

"Snapped!"

"what!"

Zhang Tiaotiao lost control and fell, hitting a car.

This fall was not light, and he smashed a hole in the roof of the car.

The sudden change made the driver startled, and he slammed on the brakes.

"Squeak..." There was a long sound, followed by another "bang".

And then... no more.

Because there is nothing left.

Zhang Tiaotiao looked at the space on the black screen, then turned to look at Xifeng Yuzu: "This is..." A fragment?Off the net?Otherwise, why did the scene of the car accident disappear?

"The memory after that was covered up by others."

"..."

"So I can only see a black screen with my spell." Xifeng Yuzu explained, and then said: "Sure enough, someone snatched you from me."

"..." Zhang Tiaotiao looked at the serious daughter-in-law who said this, and he didn't know how he should react.

After the daughter-in-law said this last time, the two of them separated. This time, he has to get along well, and they can't be separated anymore!Thinking of this, Zhang Tiaotiao clenched his hand tightly.

So is this back to square one?

There is an invisible hand behind them, controlling everything, and that enemy who does not know who it is may be more powerful than Xifeng Yuzu.

Could it be that that person also took a fancy to him, that's why he robbed him?

Zhang Tiaotiao suddenly realized that he had become a favorite.

He has turned from a fool, a gangster with nothing, into a sweet potato!

That's not how the story of diaosi's counterattack is told!It was so different from the books he had read!

In the books he had read, the rebellious dicks would turn into cheaters with waists full of cheats. Isn't it like him, who not only became sleeping beauties with nothing to do, but also cheaters for their daughter-in-law!

He deeply felt that something was really missing.But what is missing?He couldn't figure it out.

Zhang Tiaotiao slept all night in entanglement, but in the end he couldn't sort out the reason.When he opened his eyes, looking at Xifeng Yuzu who was staring at him, he grinned at him.

"daughter in law!"

"Ok!"

"Every time you um, I want you to um... um..."

"What kind of nonsense is this?"

"Love story."

Xifeng Yuzu rolled his eyes, leaned over and bit Zhang Tiaotiao's lips, and said, "Such love words?"

He lit the fire, but before he could fully react, he did as Zhang Tiaotiao wished.

"Zhang Tiaotiao, why don't you eat..." Dr. Chen suddenly opened the door and came in.

Zhang Tiaotiao stared at those eyes that desperately wanted to kill, and stared at the person who didn't knock: "..."

Doctor Chen silently closed the door.Although Zhang Tiaotiao was covered with a quilt, if he didn't know what he was doing, he would be a stick!

How dare you bother me like this!

Zhang Tiaotiao hit the bed in great depression, and Xifeng Yuzu turned over and sat up.

"Why did the doctor come into your room?"

How to answer this?Zhang Tiaotiao sniffled his nose, and began to dress his wife. Xifeng Yuzu was still wearing that dark red dress, and Zhang Tiaotiao was very used to it.

While he was busy, he wanted to speak.How would he explain that he is now Dr. Chen's test subject, although things like pushing open the door and breaking in don't happen often, but... even more exciting things have happened...

"Why did he call you?"

"He called me to eat."

"why?"

"He saw that I didn't go to eat, so he came to shout..."

"why?"

"He..." Zhang Tiaotiao raised his eyes and looked at the daughter-in-law who was about to go crazy, and his mind was spinning rapidly whether to tell the truth or lie.

"Is she your wife too?"

"No!" Zhang jumped and jumped off the bed to walk a few steps away. This was too scary!He said loudly, "I only have you as my daughter-in-law! He is a doctor, and I was beaten to pieces..."

"what?"

"When you first summoned me, I was fighting someone..."

"I can't see this memory."

Zhang Tiaotiao nodded and said, "I was on the operating table when I came back for the first time, I was still on the operating table when I came back for the second time, and the operation was successful when I came back for the third time."

"What surgery?"

"Doctor Chen sewed my head and this body together..." Zhang Tiaotiao secretly glanced at Xifeng Yuzu. Would his wife be able to accept this?

"I see!" Xifeng Yuzu nodded.

Zhang Tiaotiao is going crazy, is this acceptable?The mental quality is so strong!

"But……"

"But what? Daughter-in-law, tell me!"

"This body is the same as the prince's."

These words made Zhang Tiaotiao lean back, what is this!Could this body be part of Xifeng Yuxue's body that was sent flying?What kind of earth-shattering information is this!

"And what about Zhang Tiaotiao's body?"

Zhang Tiaotiao looked at the person who asked the question, couldn't help but smile bitterly, and said: "Doctor Chen said that my body was broken when I fought with others. But this body was in a car accident and lost its head. So he connected the two parts together. "

He glanced at the calm person, and continued: "So I am his experimental product now. I have a fixed time every day, a fixed appearance, and fixed different machines. He uses it for testing..."

"He locked you up?"

"Not counting..." Closed?Zhang Tiaotiao thought about the treatment he had received these days, shook his head and said: "I have no home, and now I have no identity. Zhang Tiaotiao's identity is dead, and I have nowhere to go. Here is a place to live." at..."

This is the hardest part.

Oh leak!Zhang Tiaotiao suddenly discovered that he couldn't support a wife at all!It was too bad, and he was so bad!

"My lord..."

"Daughter-in-law..." Zhang Tiaotiao had a bitter face, not daring to look at Xifeng Yuzu.

It's just too bad!

This is no longer a word "poor" can describe.Xifeng Yuzu suddenly remembered the questions he had asked the first time he appeared in Prince Jing's Mansion, and he suddenly realized the reason why his prince dared not look at him.

"I eat incense..."

Zhang Tiaotiao was stunned at first, and then his face turned pale.When he realized what the other party was saying, he really wanted to hit the wall!

"Daughter-in-law... I can support you..."

Xifeng Yuzu opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but before he could speak, Zhang Tiaotiao stopped him, and said, "Wait, I'll go to negotiate with Dr. Chen."

"?"

"salary."

"?"

"It's incense."

"..." Now Xifeng Yuzu understood.

He was also more confused.

"Not to mention anything else, I have to eat meat for three meals a day, and I have to be given pocket money every day, I occasionally smoke a small cigarette, and I also need a car, Jeep, how handsome!"

"I don't want too much, 100 yuan a day, 30 days a month, this is a basic salary of 3000 yuan, double wages on weekends, and overtime pay. If you make me do this or that, the salary will be calculated separately..."

"But you can't torment me too hard, it's not worth it if it breaks! I still expect this to eat!"

Thinking of the words of that night, Xifeng Yuzu's face became a little stiff.Does his prince want to negotiate with Dr. Chen like this?

Xifeng Yuzu felt a little uncomfortable, but he had no reason to stop Zhang Tiaotiao, and watched him go out eagerly.

He has other things to do.

And Zhang Tiaotiao is not what it used to be, because he has goals and pursuits in his life!He is no longer the walking dead who doesn't care about anything and doesn't matter what he does.

So, instead of using the machine, he was sitting in Dr. Chen's study, negotiating with him.

Dr. Chen was displaying the mannequin in the study, a meridian model. The red, blue and blue lines on the flesh-colored model looked dense and terrifying.

When he heard Zhang Tiaotiao's request, he accidentally broke one of the model's arms. He failed to install it after several times, so he gave up, put down the arm in his hand, and turned to look at Zhang Tiaotiao.

Zhang Tiaotiao felt a little guilty, but when he thought of his wife in the room, he felt that he couldn't be so cowardly.He straightened his back and continued: "Forget about the old ones, but I want to marry a wife, both of whom are men. You understand the sweet burden of raising a family, right?"

As he spoke, he gave Dr. Chen that "you know what I know" smile that is commonly used among men.