Buddha, give me another smile

[-]. The prince's spiritual consciousness is not clear, but he still has the spirit of the dragon and horse

"He didn't know that you had been split apart, and he didn't know that I made the one in Prince Jing's Mansion with mud, so he was very proud of it. He insisted that you and I were bound to each other. Not long after you left that day, he came to me. Said to send you to get married, let me rest assured."

That day was the day when he went back for the fourth time. It seems that he recovered the time just after he left, or did he have a lot to do with time when he was forced to come back that time?Zhang Tiaotiao didn't have time to think about it. When he heard the marriage, he was startled and shouted quickly.

"! Daughter-in-law, you can't send me away!" This big brother really knows how to make troubles!Zhang Tiaotiao secretly scolded Xifeng Yuxue's poor elder brother, and didn't care about any right and wrong.

"Of course, I didn't like what the mud was made of, so I ran away."

"...Then..." What do you mean by that!

"Don't worry, it's just an empty shell. I'll let my six younger brothers play in it."

Six younger brothers... Speaking of these people, Zhang Tiaotiao suddenly thought of the bunch of candied haws, and became even more speechless.

They will take revenge!Zhang Tiaotiao suddenly felt that Xifeng Yuxue's muddy body would definitely be spoiled!

"Then now... when shall we go back?"

"I think it's pretty good here, let's go after playing enough."

"..."

"When we go back after we've had enough fun, we'll get your elder brother a queen to marry, and see if he dares to trick you!"

"One queen is not enough, give him a few more concubines!" Zhang Tiaotiao added bitterly, and when he lowered his head again, he found that his silly wife had fallen asleep!

After he left that day, the progress of time resumed, so these two days must not be as simple as the daughter-in-law said.

He always carries everything on his own!

Thinking of this, Zhang Tiaotiao sighed.He suddenly discovered that what he had always thought, such as demolishing houses, robbing people, worshiping at the church, getting married, holding banquets, wearing red hijabs, drinking wine, even getting hair, etc., all these were actually just the fantasy of this silly daughter-in-law.In other words, these are what Xifeng Yuzu expected, not what he gave him.

All he gave him was the exchange of the best of each other, and several inexplicable bridal chamber wedding nights.

All he gave him was to be struck by lightning with him. He was fine, but he was almost wiped out, causing him a lot of trouble.

"Fool!" He rubbed his long black hair in his arms distressedly, and the person whose head was rubbed snorted dissatisfiedly, and curled up against his heart.

What could go wrong with his soul when struck by lightning?However, it seems that something went wrong.

Zhang Tiaotiao's memory is also confused.

And this body...

He looked at the two bodies nestled together naturally under the quilt, feeling a little indescribable in his heart.

Did the daughter-in-law recognize him through the body and soul?Although he has already merged with this body, but at this time, he still feels at a disadvantage!

At that moment, Zhang Tiaotiao felt that he had the urge to die again.He shivered violently, and after hugging his wife tightly, he closed his eyes, and saw something that he didn't know what it was again.

He was a little speechless, but he couldn't avoid the scene.

A child is crawling on the ground.

A man and a woman are arguing next to each other.

What's this?Zhang Tiaotiao was not clear, and looked at the person in front of him suspiciously.

The two adults were arguing fiercely, and no one paid any attention to the child who was lying on the ground.

"I really don't know who committed the crime, what a fool!"

"Well, I'm afraid of being beaten by seeds!"

"Stop talking nonsense, send this fool away!"

"Why should my parents help you raise a fool?"

……

The child raised his head, his eyes were glazed over, and he was still in the cock, the shit smelled better than the shit a woman fed him.

Fool!

As soon as the picture changed, the child had grown up, holding a paper with a perfect score, but was slapped by the man called father.

This scene was a bit familiar, Zhang Tiaotiao twitched the corner of his mouth, this idiot turned out to be him!

The test paper flew, and the child grabbed the man's clothes corner, not letting go.

"Are you a fool? Why don't you talk?"

"..."

"I let you loose!"

"..."

"You mother and son are here to collect debts!"

"..."

The man looked at the child who was indifferent no matter what, and pushed him casually. The child slipped and hit the table head-on, bleeding all over his face immediately.

The child couldn't move anymore, the man was overjoyed, and ran away with the box.

The blood-stained child raised his dull eyes for a moment on his still expressionless face, and then lowered them again.

"Tsk tsk tsk..."

Zhang Tiaotiao was startled when he heard the voice right next to his ear, but when he saw that face, he said helplessly, "Daughter-in-law...this...why are you here..."

"Let me see what's wrong with your soul."

"Then why am I here..."

"To save trouble in the future, I'll be lazy and bring you along."

Zhang Tiaotiao was speechless, pointing at the child and saying, "This is me." This was a superfluous question at all.

"Part of it."

"What do you mean?"

When Xifeng Yuzu raised his hand, two different spaces were separated.

Zhang Tiaotiao is no longer surprised. Even if his wife gave him the sun as a hand warmer, he would only think that this love is too creative.

"You couldn't see me before."

"You said it, I remember." Zhang Tiaotiao knew that this meant that Xifeng Yuxue could not see Xifeng Zu.

"But that day, you saw it."

"...Yeah, why?" Zhang Tiaotiao also knew that this was talking about the day they first met in the school.Yes, why did I see it that day?

"look!"

Zhang Tiaotiao raised his eyes and followed Xifeng Yuzu's fingers to look at the two pictures.This is like a 3D movie, much more advanced than Dr. Chen's two-dimensional display!Moreover, the progress of both sides was adjusted to the same frequency by his daughter-in-law considerately!Of course, it was deliberately slowed down and I don’t know how many times.

Zhang Tiaotiao turned his head and kissed his wife.

This time Xifeng Yuzu glanced at him, signaling for him to concentrate, but his cheeks turned pink.

The daughter-in-law understands what he means!Zhang jumped and jumped.

He turned his head obediently and watched two [-]D movies.

On the left is the delivery room, and on the right is the school.

On the left is dystocia, and on the right is Xifeng Yuxue drinking tea.

The one on the left is still unable to give birth, the ancestor of Xifeng on the right appears in the school, and Xifeng Yuxue is still drinking tea.

Suddenly, the teacup fell over, and for some reason, Xifeng Yuxue tilted, and he immediately sat up again. This moment happened too fast, even if it was slowed down, he could only be seen tilted.

No one noticed his abnormality at all.

The child on the left was born, and Xifeng Yuxue on the right was still pretending to be drinking tea. He raised his eyes, saw Xifengzu, and asked the people around him, "Who is that?"

Obviously, before Zhang Tiaotiao was born, Xifeng Yuxue couldn't see Xifengzu.

The screen pauses.

Zhang Tiao looked around and was so shocked that he couldn't speak!

"Daughter-in-law, this, this, this is too scary!"

"Who took away your spiritual consciousness?"

Zhang Tiaotiao shook his head violently, how did he know such a mysterious thing!

Xifeng Yuzu sneered, no, how could he know?He stopped asking him.He raised his hand to collect the picture of Xifeng Yuxue, leaving only the scene of Zhang Tiaotiao, while watching, he said: "The prince is so pitiful here!"

"Eh..." Zhang Tiaotiao had nothing to say.Two people share one soul, and Zhang Tiaotiao's assigned part doesn't even have half of the soul, isn't he a fool!It is a miracle that he can score [-]% in the test!

The scene changed, and a girl handed the boy a popsicle.

The boy looks at the popsicle.

The girl laughed: "Hahaha, idiot, I don't even know how to eat popsicles!"

The boy was still staring at the Popsicle in a daze.

The girl had already run away, still looking back and laughing.

Suddenly, he tore open the package of the popsicle, and stuffed the ice-cold food into his mouth. The icy stimulation made him very happy, and the boy shivered happily.

The girl was taken aback and screamed in panic: "Pervert, pervert!"

"..." Zhang Tiaotiao was so speechless, he just ate a popsicle, why, why can't he hold it back!

"My lord's spiritual consciousness is not clear, but he still has the spirit of a dragon and a horse!" Xifeng Yuzu said sourly, Zhang Tiaotiao was even more helpless, grabbed his hand tightly, and quickly explained, "How do I know, I don't remember this at all , just remember the popsicles!"

"That's it."

"What a nice daughter-in-law!" Zhang Tiaotiao hugged that finger and kissed her fawningly.He didn't get pushed away, he thought it was really lucky!

The two watched the [-]D movie again... No, memory, it was Zhang Tiaotiao's memory.

"What about the jump?"

"What should I do? I bought accident insurance for him."

"Honey, you are amazing!"

"Let's go."

The two adults closed the door while talking, and left the house.

In the dark room, only Zhang Tiaotiao was left sleeping.

After a while, the kettle on the gas was singing, and Zhang Tiaotiao struggled a bit. He was so weak that he couldn't move, so he turned over and continued to sleep under the quilt.

"It's on fire!"

"Quickly put out the fire!"

In the dark, someone is calling.Soon there was another heart-piercing crying faintly calling: "Tiaotiao, my son!"

When Huoxingzi encountered the leaking gas, he made a loud noise, and Zhang Tiaotiao was shocked and fell to the ground.

He opened his eyes, looked at everything in front of him, listened to the call from outside, sneered, turned over and ran from the window.

The sensitive movements are not at all like the original Zhang Tiaotiao.

"That sound." Xifeng Yuzu reminded.

Zhang Tiaotiao understood that the loud noise coincided with the sky thunder, and it happened to split Xifeng Yuxue's soul, half of which was recruited here, and half stayed there.

That's it!

Zhang Tiaotiao smiled calmly.

Ghost!He is not calm at all!On the contrary, he was crazy, he was so crazy that he wanted to scream, what the hell is this!

He was originally a part of West Wind Yuxue, and when West Wind Yuxue dispersed, he became half of West Wind Yuxue, and then he was summoned to become West Wind Yuxue, but he could not stay in that space as West Wind Yuxue, he had to Jump back to this space as Zhang Tiao?

What the hell is this?

Jigsaw puzzle?What is missing now?How can he go back and be his prince!

No, he may not be a prince after he goes back.

Because he has no body.

But it's not good here, my daughter-in-law can't stay here invisible all the time!

He would rather go back and be his wife's chair!