I'm Afraid I'm Now a Salted Fish

Chi's mother remembered that Chi Song had her own house in the suburbs of the imperial capital, and gave her a set of keys.

When he gave himself the key back then, Chi Song held the key ring and shook it in front of his eyes, his eyes smiled into two charming and warm little moons: "Mom, look, I have a nest."

Mother Chi was amused: "What kind of nest is it? That's your home."

Chi Song put his arms around her shoulders and said, "Where is the person I love, that is my home. If you and Dad are not here, where will I have a home?"

People say that giving birth to a daughter is because of a thoughtful little padded jacket. Chi's mother always felt that after giving birth to Chi Song, she would have a three-piece wool thermal underwear set.

Came to the imperial capital overnight by train, Chi's mother took the subway and bus with her big bags and a plastic bucket, and arrived at Chi Song's house at [-] o'clock the next morning.

Opening the door with the key, Mama Chi found that the small room and living room were messy and full of life. There was a half-eaten takeaway pizza in the kitchen, and there were empty cans of shower gel in the bathroom, which urgently needed to be replenished.

And Chi Song was lying on the bed wrapped in a quilt, sleeping very soundly.

The side of his quilt was visibly bulging, and it was obvious that Song Yingjun was sleeping inside.

Chi's mother was relieved, picked up the air conditioner panel and adjusted the temperature up for him, and then went out to fold his clothes.

Chi Song was woken up by the roar of the drum washing machine.

Lying on the bed and waking up for a while, Chi Song was convinced that his mother was really here when he saw the air conditioner was turned up to 26 degrees.

He slowly climbed up, covered his head and looked out. He heard the sound of chopping vegetables in the kitchen, and then he took out a turtleneck sweater from the closet like a thief, and put it on with a rustle. , to cover the little strawberry Mr. Song left on his neck last night.

... two hours ago.

At exactly five o'clock, Song Zhihuai woke Chi Song up.

Chi Song opened his eyes sleepily, hugged Song Zhihuai and bit his ear, and wanted to sleep again, but was picked up.

Song Zhihuai took his packed luggage and said to Chi Song unquestionably, "Chi Song, you have to go home for two days."

Song Zhihuai was very shrewd. He hung up the phone with Chi's mother. The more he thought about it, the more inappropriate he was. He immediately started packing Chi Song's luggage and Song Yingjun's cat food bowl, and called the company that helped Chi Song move, telling them to go to Chi Song. At home, remove all the dust jackets from the furniture and put on new sofa covers and sheets.

At five o'clock in the morning, he dragged the sleepy Chi Song out of the bed, pushed the packed luggage and the cat cage, and prepared to move temporarily so that Chi's mother wouldn't worry and come to a surprise inspection.

I didn't expect Chi's mother to come so fast.

Chi Song put on his clothes and trousers, slipped into the kitchen, stretched his head, pretending to be surprised: "Mom? Why are you here?"

... As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Chi Song immediately felt frustrated that this sentence was definitely the most embarrassing and worst line he said this year, bar none.

But Chi's mother, who is not a professional, didn't pay much attention.

Hearing her son's voice, she babbled skillfully in the smoky atmosphere: "Why can't I come? Look, this house is a mess, clothes are thrown around, and no one cleans it up! The kennel, but it can’t be so bad! ... Also, the air conditioner is turned on at 17 degrees, you are afraid that you won’t catch a cold, right? If you have a cold, you live alone, who will take care of you? Huh?”

Listening to the nagging, Chi Song smiled, walked over and put his arms around the middle-aged woman's waist, and said softly, "Mom, thank you."

Mama Chi: "Oh, you've got goosebumps all over your body!"

Chi Song looked at Chi Chi's steaming steamer, and wanted to reach out to remove the lid: "Have you boiled the shrimp?"

Chi's mother knocked off his hand at once: "I have been a dog's nose since I was a child! Well, I know you like to eat shrimp. I went to your Uncle Zhang's house to fish last night. The green shrimp and white shrimp were about ten catties, and they were all good. Shrimp, I also caught three catties of eels for you."

She reached out to touch the plastic bucket and said, "I'll stew three prawns for you in the morning, and I'll make fried eels in oil for you at noon. I'll put the extra prawns in the refrigerator for you, so you won't have to eat takeout all the time."

Chi Song hooked Chi's mother's shoulders, smiling playfully: "Mom, why are you so virtuous?"

Mother Chi drove people out with a spatula in disgust: "Go out. Put honey on your mouth and rust on your hands. You won't help add to the chaos."

Chi Song is quite innocent: "Didn't I just want to make you happy?"

Mother Chi said, "What are you doing to make me happy? Go and make young girls happy."

Chi Song wilted immediately.

After serving the meal and eating face to face with Chi Song for a while, Chi's mother suddenly said, "By the way, is your TV series replayed at nine o'clock this morning? Open it, I want to watch it."

Chi Song obediently turned on the TV, thinking while turning it on, fortunately, Mr. Song paid him the cable TV bill, water bill and gas bill last night, otherwise he really couldn't cope with it.

When moving out of this small nest and living in Song Zhihuai's house, Chi Song wanted to rent out the house to save dust, but he could think about it, but he was reluctant to let others live.

After all, during the three years when he met Song Zhihuai and worked alone, he has been living in this small one room and one living room. Every tile here was picked out by him from the home furnishing market, and he was not willing to leave it to others.

Song Zhihuai saw his hesitation, and directly decided for him: "This house is here. If we two quarrel in the future, you still have a place to run away from home, and I also have a place to find you."

But Chi Song and Song Zhihuai have never quarreled since they realized it, so this house has never been used.

Now Chi Song is very glad that he didn't rent it out.

The false love and hatred in the entertainment industry began to be shown on TV, and Chi's mother watched with great interest.

Soon, the scene of Chi Song and Brother Harry came. The two chatted in the car for a while, and Brother Harry persuaded Chi Song, who had given up on himself, to cheer up quickly.

The director intentionally made a fool of himself and asked Harry in the driver's seat to unbuckle Chi Song's seat belt in the co-pilot.

Mama Chi suddenly said, "I heard people say on the Internet that you and that Bai Yao are gay?"

Chi Song's heart skipped a beat.

The older generation does not remember the names of celebrities, but prefers to remember their representative roles. Chi's father and Chi's mother have always called Harry "Bai Yao".

Chi Song forced a smile and said, "Mom, the censorship is so strict now, it's not easy to show gay dramas."

He thought for a while, and found a more appropriate word to sum up this rotten plot: "Brother Harry's role is more like my elder...or bosom friend?"

Mother Chi: "That's good."

Chi Song said lightly: "What age is it, you still discriminate against homosexuals?"

Without raising her head, Mama Chi picked up her rice and said, "All homosexuals are sick."

Chi Song suddenly felt a little short of breath, wondering if he should tell her that he was dying.

Mother Chi watched TV for a while, and suddenly asked, "Where's your assistant Xiao Song?"

An hour later, amidst the aroma of rice field eels, Song Zhihuai arrived belatedly.

Seeing Song Zhihuai, Chi Song choked up and almost didn't recognize him.

He replaced the elegant gold-rimmed glasses with plain black plastic glasses. Song Zhihuai was wearing a 100 yuan two-piece couple shirt that he found at a street stall when he was shopping with him. The pair of brown hole shoes did not know where he came from. Amoy in exchange for.

Even though he was dressed like this, Chi's mother just said "Yo" in surprise when she met him: "Young man is very energetic."

Song Zhihuai, who met his mother-in-law for the first time, bowed politely: "Hello, Auntie."

Seeing Song Zhihuai's thoughtful etiquette, Chi's mother felt more at ease, and told him a lot of things about Chi Song, such as not asking him to turn on the air conditioner to keep the temperature so low, such as that he can't drink alcohol and is allergic to alcohol.

Song Zhihuai, who had known all these things for a long time, nodded one by one: "Okay, Auntie, I've remembered everything."

Mother Chi breathed a sigh of relief: "Okay, I'm relieved. I'll leave later."

Chi Song was startled unknowingly: "Mom, you just came here... You can rest before you go. It will take more than five hours to drive home from here."

Mother Chi shook her head: "I asked your brother to buy the ticket and take it out. It's at [-] o'clock at noon. Besides, I asked your Auntie Zhang to dance at night. I can't let her pigeons go. The competition will be the day after tomorrow. Your mother is going for the gold medal." of."

Chi Song was still a little bit reluctant: "I'll see you off later..."

"There's rice field eel in the pot." Mama Chi waved her hand, "I'll ask Xiao Song to take me off later, and you watch the fire at home."

After Song Zhihuai left, Chi Song walked around the room several times, not knowing what to do.

Song Yingjun got enough sleep, and ate a few more mouthfuls of shrimp, and came out of the bedroom contentedly. Seeing that the master was in a bad mood, he immediately ran over, pawed at his slippers, tilted his little head, and looked puzzled: "Meow?"

Chi Song leaned over to hug handsome, sat on the sofa, absently stroking its soft spine, his mother's voice echoed in his mind.

… Homosexuality is sick, and there are sicknesses and sicknesses.

Chi Song performed an unhappy scene on this temporary stage.

Mother Chi came with big bags and small bags, but when she left, all she could take away was a handbag.

Song Zhihuai didn't come with his own car, he randomly picked an ordinary car from the company's car.He politely asked Mother Chi to get into the car, and put on her seat belt for her.

Along the way, Chi's mother said very little.

It wasn't until the South Railway Station was approaching and the traffic was congested that Song Zhihuai heard Chi's mother behind her say: "Xiao Song is a good boy."

Song Zhihuai nodded, agreeing to this point.

Mother Chi continued: "The expenses for his going abroad were earned from acting when he was a child. After he went abroad, he resolutely didn't want us to accompany him to study, saying that he was afraid of delaying our life, because he has an uncle in the UK and there is no shortage of people to take care of him. "

"Later, he came back. I discussed with his father and said that I would buy him a suite in Beijing. He said no, he could buy it himself. After a year and a half, he paid the down payment."

Song Zhihuai said: "Chi Song is very independent."

Mother Chi said: "Yes, he can live well without relying on anyone."

As she said that, she raised her eyes and looked at Song Zhihuai in the rearview mirror: "...So, Mr. Song, can you let my Xiao Song go?"