I'm Afraid I'm Now a Salted Fish

There are hardware masters who can change lines everywhere, but it is the first time you have seen a star who can assemble machinery.

This additional skill point is too much, coupled with Chi Song's outstanding execution ability during the game, the search volume and index of the name Chi Song on major websites have risen rapidly, and many passers-by have instantly turned fans. The nympho Chi Song on their respective Weibo.

Someone with a good intention posted a post on Doubanjiang, asking, "There is a newcomer named Chi Song who seems to be very popular recently, please give me some information."

As soon as the post was posted, apart from the AI ​​"Little Yellow Duck" who automatically replied to the post, the second person who replied laughed at the poster: "The poster was born after 00, right? When Chi Song became popular more than ten years ago, you I'm afraid she's still breastfeeding."

With this reply setting the tone, the following replies will not be serious.A group of post-00s refused to admit that the poster is my race, and several post-00s came forward to say that the first TV series they watched when they were young was "Come and Go", and they also watched the two movies of Chi Song.

The host typed gg in the midst of laughter, even if it was sarcasm, "I don't know that Chi Song, who is the most popular in the universe, I'm so sorry", "This place is controlled by Chi Song's fans, I can't afford to mess with it" and didn't receive any comments. As a result, it aroused the rebellious psychology of many people.

"Damn, the poster is brainless, who is his NC fan? The first time I replied to a post about him, I was an NC fan? Is this a job hacker? Is it some small fan who is afraid that Chi Songhong will block his way? , to prevent explosion?"

"Watching the landlord go crazy."

"I went to watch the host's broadcast, hahaha, it turned out to be Yu Xufan [screenshot.jpg][screenshot.jpg][screenshot.jpg]"

"It's no wonder that "Bright Star" was exposed by the male third, and the whole network called for Xue Yunyang to be made a regular. Yu Xu is the male lead, and it is also the first time in the world."

"Damn, Xue Yunyang was played by Chi Song?"

"I can't tell either, Yang Yang looks so melancholy."

"Yu Xu's real fan passed by, which means that he personally dislikes the landlord. Our paid fans are not like this."

"Yu Xu has been flopping for a long time. It's hard to think that this guy who makes ugly pictures still has fans."

"The building is the building, does Chi Song have a backstage, please pick it up."

"There is an egg, if he has a backer, can he be unknown for so many years?"

The power of mass gossip is powerful. In the discussion of various questions about "whether Yu Xu has a flop" or "is the host a fan or a sunspot", people actually picked up something.

Someone checked Chi Song's poor content on Baidu Encyclopedia, and then went to find Chi Song's draft of Xiying, and learned that he was going to study in the UK, so he climbed the wall and searched for it from school to school. I actually found Chi Song's graduation photo on Chi Song University's website.

As soon as the graduation photos came out, everyone was full of passion again.

...It turns out that he is a top student. No wonder he can crush others in the game. His academic qualifications are here!

Not long after, Chi Song's title of "little opera star" was revealed, including the thunder dramas he worked hard in the past few years, all surfaced one by one.

Within a day, the old drama "Come and Go" was rediscovered, and the hit rate was high.

On Weibo, the number of Chi Song's fans also skyrocketed.

Chi Song has never seen such a fast increase in fans in his life, so he quickly called Song Zhihuai to watch God with him.

After a while, Liu Che's call came in: "Yo, not bad."

Chi Song asked: "Have you watched my variety show?"

Liu Che: "I haven't had time yet. I just had nothing to do to browse Douban. I saw a post saying that you are a newcomer. Isn't that fucking funny? I clicked in and told the host that he was still there when you were popular." breastfeeding."

Chi Song: "..."

Liu Che was a little excited: "I used to reply to your post, and it sank after a while. Today I refreshed it. Good guy, I have replied to dozens of pages. I read it and all of them are positive. Not bad, it seems that you It's really going to be on fire."

Listening to the joy in his voice, Chi Song also laughed sincerely: "Aren't you checking Weibo? I've been on the hot search for a long time today...I didn't buy it this time!"

Liu Che paused for a few seconds: "...Oh, Weibo is too hot, I uninstalled it."

Chi Song: "Huh?"

Liu Che said with a smile, "Since I have heard about you, I'll put it back later."

Chi Song: "Why did you uninstall it? You applied for Weibo when Weibo first came out, and it's been several years."

Liu Che: "Damn last time I scolded a Sabi on Weibo, I couldn't get angry, so I let it go, out of sight, out of mind."

Chi Song smiled and said, "How old are you?"

Liu Che: "He insisted that sweet bean curd is better than salty bean curd, isn't this heresy?"

Chi Song still planned to chat with Liu Che for a while, but Song Zhihuai next to him was not happy anymore.

He said, "Chi Song, the water is boiling."

Chi Song said, "Zhi Huai called me, I'll hang up first."

Liu Che snorted, "Get rolling."

After putting down the phone, Liu Che lay on the soft sofa, opened the app market a little annoyed, and downloaded the Weibo app.

Staring at the progress bar of Weibo downloading, Liu Che fell into deep thought.

The last time he scolded someone, it was because that person was blind after watching "Bright Star", saying that Chi Song must have had his nose corrected.

Liu Che thought, what a fucking nonsense, Chi Song's nose has been pinched every day since he met him while studying abroad, it is absolutely imported, these people are just jealous.

He covered his eyes irritably.

... Fuck, so jealous.

On the other side, Chi Song pointed his ears, but he couldn't hear the sound of water boiling in the kitchen: "Zhi Huai, have you boiled the water?"

Song Zhihuai took Chi Song's hand as it should, and covered his energetic Xiao Song: "Well, the water here is boiling."

Chi Song suddenly opened his eyes wide.

...It's really exciting to play hooligans in broad daylight.

Every time Chi Song called Liu Che, Song Zhihuai felt very unhappy.

It may be that he is more sensitive. No matter how he looks at Liu Che, he is like a bamboo horse hanging from the legend, sticking to people in the name of friendship.

Once Song Zhihuai was unhappy, it would be easier for him to fail to stop the car.

After a while, Chi Song began to cry, sobbing, holding Song Zhihuai's shoulders aggrievedly while crying, and explained: "It's physiological...physiological."

While crying, Chi Song thought, Song Zhihuai's newly bought small umbrella is too annoying, and he will secretly throw it away in a while, and he must not use this brand next time.

After both of them had their fill, Song Zhihuai ran to fetch a pot of water, ready to boil it for Chi Song to drink.

Chi Song fell asleep on the bed in a daze, dozing off with Song Zhihuai's arms in his arms, and after a while, the water boiled.

Song Zhihuai wanted to get up, but Chi Song firmly grabbed his arm, not allowing him to leave.

Song Zhihuai laughed, and rubbed Chi Song's shaggy head: "The water is boiling."

Hearing these three words, Chi Song shuddered and shrank back, being too honest.

Song Zhihuai couldn't help laughing.

Going to pour a glass of boiling water, Song Zhihuai had just entered the bedroom when he heard the phone that Chi Song had thrown by the bed ring.

Song Zhihuai walked over to a phone number with no notes.

Chi Song frowned slightly from the ringing of the phone, his body was still in a deep sleep and couldn't extricate himself.

Song Zhihuai didn't think much, and hung up the phone.

After a while, the phone rang again.

Song Zhihuai pressed it again, and called again.

Song Zhihuai simply picked up Chi Song's cell phone and went outside, and deliberately lowered his voice when answering the call, for fear of disturbing the already tired Chi Song: "Hey, who is it?"

The voice on the other side of the phone paused for a few seconds before asking, "... who are you?"

Song Zhihuai's throat tightened when he heard that familiar middle-aged female voice.

Chi's mother asked anxiously on the other end of the phone: "Isn't this Chi Song's phone? Who are you?"

President Song reacted quickly: "Hi, Auntie, Chi Song is asleep."

Mother Chi: "Who are you? It's so late at night..."

Song Zhihuai looked in the direction of the bedroom, and said softly, "I'm his life assistant."

… the assistant who manages every aspect of his life.

Mother Chi believed it a little bit: "Why didn't he tell me?"

Assistant Song said, "I'm new here, and I'm still in the probationary period."

... If you want to live a lifetime, you may have to be investigated by Chi Song for a while.

Only then did Mama Chi let go of her defenses, and began to ask questions: "Thank you for your hard work, I have to trouble you to take care of Xiao Song at such a late hour."

Assistant Song smiled and said, "It should."

"what's your name?"

Song Zhihuai said: "My surname is Song, you can call me Xiao Song."

Chi's mother was also happy: "I call Chi Song Xiao Song, and I call you Xiao Song. Isn't this called a mess?"

Song Zhihuai thought, never mind, this is really a problem.

While thinking about it, he asked, "Aunt Chi, what's your call?"

Mama Chi paused for a moment before replying: "When I went shopping for vegetables, my mobile phone was stolen by a thief, and I lost my card. What kind of auspicious number activity is going on at the mobile business hall? I bought a nice number, and it is said that this number is good for my children. No, I will call Xiao Song and ask him to remember my number."

The two exchanged a few more pleasantries before Song Zhihuai hung up the phone.

He didn't know that Mother Chi on the other end of the phone stared at the phone in a daze for a long time.

Papa Chi, who was carrying a watering pot, came over. When he saw that the phone had hung up, his expression became ugly: "Why did you hang up? You didn't let me say a word after talking for so long?"

Mother Chi frowned and said, "...it wasn't Xiao Song who answered the phone. He said it was Xiao Song's life assistant."

Papa Chi's brows stretched: "Life assistant, you don't know, there are all celebrity dolls now, and our Xiao Song should also have one. Anyway, they are reimbursed by their unit."

Chi's mother still looked solemn.

Papa Chi saw something, and asked, "What's the matter?"

Chi's mother hesitated for a while, and then said in a low voice: "...When that person answered the phone just now, he didn't ask me who I was from the beginning to the end, and even called me 'Aunt Chi'....How did he know that I was Chi Song's mother? of?"

Papa Chi thought for a while and asked, "Is it a man or a woman?"

Mother Chi said, "Male doll."

Papa Chi breathed a sigh of relief: "What are you afraid of, man?"

Mother Chi didn't speak, she thought for a while, and shouted to the back room: "Xiao Yang!"

Chi Yang rubbed his eyes and walked out: "Mom?"

Chi's mother said, "Book a high-speed rail ticket, I want to visit your brother."