Actor, is it a joke?

After all, Xu Chengdu still didn't move to Baige's house.

Baige loves to be clean and hides from the media, so he has been living in a wealthy suburban area.The security here is tight, as long as unfamiliar faces enter and leave the community, they will inevitably be questioned awkwardly and politely.Wherever the residents go out, they either have someone to pick them up or drive by themselves. There are basically no people who show their faces on the road, and some are green workers or cleaning aunts.In such a high-end residential area, Xu Chengdu is an ordinary working class, and his monthly salary can't even pay the property fee here.

Taking many factors into consideration, he would rather live in a small apartment that is bigger than his palm. It is comfortable and comfortable, and it also fits his own positioning.The most important thing is that the small apartment is located in the center of the city. It is a bit noisy, but it is close to the criminal police detachment. I ride a shared bicycle to and from work, and I am free in the morning and evening rush hours when private car owners are blocked and lose their temper. Shuttle, wanton wandering, a quarter of an hour's work will be able to reach the destination.

In addition, the social security is good recently, and no major criminal cases have been encountered. Working overtime and staying up late is only an occasional thing. From time to time, I can go out for dinner with new colleagues and old friends, and cultivate new friendships and old relationships.

All in all, staying away from high-risk occupations and relaxing his tense nerves, Xu Chengdu is bubbling with satisfaction with his current nine-to-five life. He rides a shared bicycle around the city every day, low-key and fulfilling.

However, Baige was very dissatisfied.

The reason for dissatisfaction is also very simple.

Because it is impossible to see Xu Chengdu every day.

The studio is on the right track, and his entertainment and dinners are increasing day by day. When talking about projects, cooperation and signing contracts, he needs to show up when the agent can't figure it out.Sometimes I have to go several times in a row in one night, drink tea after dinner, drink tea at the bar, and finish talking at two or three o'clock in the morning.Since he and Xu Chengdu didn't officially live together, Baige was too embarrassed to go to his house to wake up the sleeping man at this hour.

At the longest interval, the two didn't touch each other for two weeks.After finally making it to the weekend, Baige received an invitation to fly to France to attend his friend's wedding, but Xu Chengdu received a temporary notice to go to other places to investigate and collect evidence.

Baige is restless and angry, because there are more things to worry about than not seeing each other for a long time——Xu Chengdu seems to be a bit resistant to intimate contact with each other recently. This resistance is subtle and vague, but Baige When he approached him, he subconsciously tilted his head, or quietly withdrew his hand from both sides, but these were enough to make Bai Ge sensitively aware, and he was in a state of panic all day long.

Is it tired?Impatient?Find out that each other is not suitable so you don't love anymore?

Xu Chengdu has always been a heartless person, and he has never realized his lover's complicated psychological activities recently. What he has a headache about is: what should he do if the object is a perpetual pile driver that works day and night?

Ever since I unlocked the lock called desire, whenever we meet, no matter what the occasion is, at home, in the car, in a public toilet, in a dead end at night, in a malfunctioning elevator... New postures, new places, new experiences, only unexpected, nothing impossible .As a nearly 30-year-old man, Xu Chengdu's heart beats faster as soon as he enters a narrow and unoccupied enclosed space, his thighs tremble, and his back feels sore.A few days ago, I saw a piece of news that exacerbated this physiological reaction. A certain unlucky man died suddenly on the bed due to excessive sex life.

If this continues, it will be a matter of time before such a tragedy happens to him.

Xu Chengdu panicked a little, and wanted to remind Baige to be more restrained, but he didn't know how to say it, so he had to procrastinate day after day, giving hints from time to time.He originally thought that Baige's heinous intensity was because he was still on the fresh head. After the relationship between the two became stable and the strong emotions settled down, he would restrain himself due to fatigue.

After all, as the saying goes, there is no plowed field, only exhausted cattle.

However, what he never expected was that this time Xu Chengdu really ran into a super mutant cow who couldn't die of exhaustion.

"During physical contact, did you do anything that made the other party obviously displeased?" You Shuzhou loosened the tie around his neck like a dog collar, adjusted his cuffs while raising his eyelids, and took a meaningful look The friend who was deep in thought in the mirror, "For example, have you used whips, handcuffs, candles without consent... Well, some items that are not very friendly to normal people?"

Baige is wearing a black tuxedo, which is neat and well-tailored. In order to appear [-]% serious, he even combed all the slightly long brown bangs behind his head meticulously.It's just that he, who used to pretend to be warm and harmless as a pleasure in life, now has a handsome face with no dead ends, and gives You Shuzhou a terrifying look with ice and snow floating in it.

"Hey, don't look at me like that. In my heart, your personality is the type that is crazy and paranoid about sex. Think about it, are you sure you haven't done anything weird?" You Shuzhou was wearing white Dress, he is very suitable for white, whether it is a white coat or a groom's dress, it can set him off as a talent, like a dog.

No one would connect this kind of him with the bastard playboy who hung out in foreign bars in college, was beaten up by a gang when he picked up girls, and was carried to the hospital after a fight.

You Shuzhou kept looking at the mechanical watch on his wrist, talking and laughing a little nervously, he didn't understand why he had to listen to the unharmonious sex life of his best man here 10 minutes before his wedding officially started.

"Listen to Baige, sometimes it might just be an unintentional move on your part. Maybe you don't take it seriously, but the other party has resentment." He stomped his feet to hide the anxiety of waiting, "Here's your move." Example. Last time I had a cold war with Pauline and almost broke up, do you know for some ridiculous reason? I never dreamed of it, just because I didn't kiss her hair before going to bed one day! I argued with her, said she Unreasonable, she was so wronged that she shed tears, saying that I used to kiss her hair, but I didn’t that day! And her weird logic came to the conclusion that... I must have changed my mind! I don’t want to continue this relationship anymore... ...In fact, I just had more than ten hours of surgery that day, and I was too tired."

"Are you showing off your affection in front of me in a fancy way?" Bai Ge, who has suffered emotionally Waterloo many times, is now full of anger, seeing who is not pleasing to the eye, "I want him to quarrel with me and play temper, not like this Hot and cold are indistinguishable.”

You Shuzhou showed up to speak with a sincere heart, and was choked up, scolding this pervert in his heart for forgetting his friends, but seeing that he was tortured so restlessly, he decided to be patient, "Then let me ask you The most common question on the bed, how often do you answer it, how long does it last?"

This Bai Ge just opened his mouth, "Three to five days, once... about a few hours..."

You Shuzhou smiled: "How many hours? Do you think you are a Nokia with a long battery life, once a night, once a night? Work at sunset and rest at sunrise?"

But Baige looked at him with a strange look, "Why? There were several times until dawn, but not once, there were many times in between."

You Shuzhou was stunned for a while, unable to laugh anymore, he propped his chin, looked at Baige up and down, as if he knew this person again, and patted his chest: "Hey, buddy, so you are so powerful, Possess a secret skill."

Baige raised his eyebrows, "I heard that it is a basic etiquette to be persistent in this kind of thing."

You Shuzhou felt that he might have misunderstood this sentence, and asked, "Then... what is your real man's reaction? Do you like it?"

"Is there anyone who doesn't like it?" Baige asked back.

You Shuzhou paused, and probably found the sticking point between the pair of little mandarin ducks, "Then tell me, why does he like it? Do you have any special words or actions to express?"

"He said no." Baige frowned and recalled, "Let me stop. Use that charming tone of refusal and welcome."

You Shuzhou staggered: "..."

Now he just wants to point at Baige's nose and growl: How can you tell that you are so charming, brother?That security captain of yours has a sharp face and sharp eyes, he doesn't look like someone who would refuse to greet you at all, okay? !

Baige sighed faintly: "Didn't you sleep with many women before? When you showed off to me, didn't you say that those little sluts like to play tricks on their hearts? Saying no, it's actually implying that you want more. I think A'Du fits the type of woman you describe."

You Shuzhou: "..." You don't have eyesight, so it's my fault that you co-authored it?

"Ahem..." He cleared his throat, and decided to pull his friend back from the wrong path, "Then what, Mr. Bai, this kind of thing varies from person to person..."

Just as the conversation started, the wedding host's steady and joyful voice suddenly sounded, and the solemn and sacred background music streamed slowly, and the wedding began.

"Let's talk about it later." You Shuzhou immediately puffed up his chest and abdomen with a serious face, like a penguin waiting to jump off the ice cliff, "I have to step into the grave of love with excitement first without looking back."

Looking at his glowing face, Baige felt that he changed in an instant.

Happiness can transform a person.

The western-style wedding reveals the spirit of contract everywhere. The bride’s family is all Christians. The kind-hearted local pastor reads the Bible in a romantic language. They solemnly swear under the statue of Jesus in the church that they will love each other deeply and support each other until they grow old. abandoned.

Baige was a little envious, he recorded a video of the couple exchanging rings and sent it to Xu Chengdu.

Xu Chengdu didn't return until the wedding was over.

Probably busy.Baige lowered his eyes, he turned the phone, thinking: A'Du should also come and see this wedding, witnessing the union of a couple is really touching.

In fact, when Baige received the wedding invitation a week ago, he readily agreed and booked two air tickets. He also told You Shuzhou that the two of them would go there together.But Xu Chengdu suddenly had something to do temporarily, and the change of mind fell through.

After the wedding, the groom was too busy to call on relatives and friends to take care of the bride. Baige, the best man, accompanied him throughout the whole process, and didn't return to the hotel until late at night.

The hotel didn't have time to cancel, so they booked a double room. Since Baige wanted to give Xu Chengdu a small surprise when booking, he specially asked couples to stay, so it must be arranged romantically and warmly.So now the bathtub above the bed is filled with bright red and passionate rose petals.The petals on the white bed are particularly exaggerated, forming a sweet pattern of an arrow piercing the heart.

It's just that the sweetness has been spoiled and moldy because of someone's absence, exuding a bitter taste coldly.

Bai Ge looked around the fragrant room with cold eyes, feeling a little tired and lonely.He took off his coat and threw it on the sofa, and poured a glass of red wine.

It would be great if A'Du was here...

He felt some remorse, he shouldn't have quarreled with him before leaving, and loudly blamed him for breaking the contract.That is a job he loves, and he should respect him and support him with all his strength, instead of dragging him down and arguing with him because of some personal matters.

Now that he knew he was wrong and wanted to make peace, Baige took out his phone and found an unread message on WeChat.

A picture, taken three hours ago, is from Xu Chengdu.

Baige clicked on it and zoomed in on the picture. It showed a left hand with the ring finger raised deliberately, wearing the ring he gave him.

Reminiscent of the ring exchange video he sent at the wedding, Baige grinned silently, and immediately found a good angle to take a picture of his left hand, and deliberately focused the light on the shining ring. Impatiently pressing send.

Almost at the same time as the message was sent, the phone vibrated, and the person on the other side seemed to be holding the phone anxiously waiting for an answer.

"The other party insists on applying to synchronize your world, do you agree and authorize it?"

Bai Ge was baffled by this endless application, and he looked confused: "A'Du?"

"Just answer, are you authorized?"

With the mentality of giving it a try, Baige chose: "Yes."

The next second, the doorbell rang so abruptly.