Actor, is it a joke?

Xu Chengdu choked for a moment, Su Kunwu showed up at home without saying anything in advance, luckily he picked today as a special day.During the previous mission, his apartment became a temporary base, basically a public place for exchanging information. For convenience, he gave Su Kunwu a spare key. After the mission was over, he never thought of this hidden danger.

The result was this tragedy.

The awkward atmosphere swirls into a vortex that seems to have substance, and walks silently in the small apartment.

The three of them stared at each other for a while, Xu Chengdu took a deep breath, wiped his flushed face vigorously, and waved to Su Kunwu and Yan Yuese, who were sitting on the spot and turned into a stone statue, "Xiao Su, get off the bed first."

Su Kunwu was already a little dull, but this time he was even more stupid. He climbed down with stiff hands and feet, and he dared not look directly at Xu Chengdu, worrying in his heart whether he would be murdered because he knew too much.Thinking of this, his legs trembled, and he almost rolled to the floor. When he raised his head, he had a face-to-face encounter with Bai Ge who was sitting in a state of ambiguity, and his face turned pale with a brush.

Xu Chengdu saw him roll his eyes, his mouth twitched, and he looked like he was about to collapse, so he kicked him quickly, "What are you doing here?"

There was no response, so he kicked harder and harder, "Are you stupid to ask me something? What are you doing in my room dressed like this, where are your pants?"

Baige sneered and hooked his lips.

Su Kunwu was drawn back to his soul by the arc of the corner of his mouth with awe-inspiring murderous intent, and he was about to cry, "Manmanman... Sister Man asked me to run around, take the handle... take back the file you borrowed and didn't return. , I also brought a message, remember to come to the department's dinner party the night after tomorrow. Pants...pants, let it fall...it's snowing, I fell and got wet, let me borrow your dryer to blow it on!"

After speaking, he finally realized that he was only wearing underpants, and there were two men with complicated and dangerous relationships in the room. The little boy blushed shyly, crossed his legs in a panic, and covered his vitals.

Xu Chengdu was amused by his action, and raised his hand to hit him: "I'm ashamed now, why did you go early? Get out, put on your pants, and go back where you came from."

Su Kunwu got up slowly, looked at him, and then peeked at Baige. Seeing that the expressions of the two were stiff, neither of them showed any intention of avoiding it, so he awkwardly pulled down the jeans hanging on the dryer, and put them on his hairy legs.

Baige propped up his hands gracefully, stood up from the ground, folded his arms and crossed his legs, leaning against the wall and staring at the back of his head unkindly.

Su Kunwu felt chills all over his body, remembering that he seemed to have interrupted something terrible just now, shrunk his shoulders and quickly zipped up the padded jacket to put on, he felt that if he slowed down, that person could directly pick up his collar, and then brutally dropped from the balcony.

Xu Chengdu deliberately ignored Bai Ge's stinky face, took out a stack of khaki portfolios from the drawer, threw them to him, and waved his hand to signal this blind idiot to hurry up and escape.

"Brother Xu..." At the entrance, Su Kunwu stretched out a foot against the door, "You are my idol."

"Well, I know." Xu Chengdu said perfunctorily, "Give me back the key."

Su Kunwu offered it with both hands honestly, and said reverently: "Although I was strongly stimulated and frightened when I saw you doing this kind of thing with a man, this does not affect my admiration and admiration for you. As the saying goes, A true warrior dares to face the tragic chrysanthemum. Don’t worry about being an idol, I will keep it a secret for you. Oh, Zhou Ziya asked me before to ask if you have any love needs, and I will directly decline for you. And... Mr. Bai, he... ah, my feet, feet, feet!"

Accompanied by screams and bangs, the room finally returned to peace and tranquility.

Disturbed by this oolong, both of them lost the interest they should have.Glancing at each other, Baige rubbed his stomach with a wry smile: "I'm hungry."

"Didn't you just come back from some celebration banquet, didn't you eat?" Xu Chengdu pretended not to care, took off his down jacket, threw it on the bed casually, and rolled up his sleeves.

Baige stared at his strong forearm with slightly bulging meridians for a while, then raised his eyelids and smiled slightly: "I rushed to see you, drank two glasses of champagne and chatted for a while before running away."

"At home... as you can see, there are only instant noodles. Do you want to eat them? If you eat them, I'll cook them for you. If you don't eat them, I'll order takeaway." It may be that Baige's attitude is unpredictable, Xu Chengdu felt uncomfortable, and his eyes couldn't find it When he got to the focus, he glanced here and there for a while, then rubbed his neck and turned on the TV.

It's good to listen to the sound, it's better than two people staring at each other.

"Eat. I'll eat whatever you cook, and I'll take poison as well." Baige leaned against the bed and sat on the soft cushion, swinging his body with his long legs crossed. He looked harmless to humans and animals, and was very well-behaved.

If he speaks well and doesn't flirt deliberately anytime and anywhere.

"Then I can't bear it." Xu Chengdu opened the small refrigerator, searched out two bags of instant noodles, an egg, and half a stick of ham, and walked into the kitchen with his feet, "Sit for a while, five minutes will be fine."

Baige's eyes flicked across his waist and hips like a dragonfly on water, and turned back to the TV screen.

This spot happened to be broadcasting the evening news. The middle-aged male presenter with short hair in mid-season and slicked-up hair, with cheeks puffed like goldfish, reported the social hotspots that have attracted the attention of the people recently—— "12.6 Large Drug Trafficking Case".

"After a month-long investigation and interrogation, the criminal suspect Lu and his huge underground gang were formally handed over to the court by the prosecution today. The facts of the crime are basically true, with ironclad evidence. Skynet is full of details, and the prosecution prosecuted Lu for drug dealing, deliberate murder, etc., and asked for the death penalty to serve as an example. The other party’s lawyers have not yet issued any official notice on how to respond... ..."

"He's a salty fish, he can't turn over." Xu Chengdu came out with a bowl in his hand, put it gently on the coffee table, and adjusted the channel casually, "Justice and the law will last forever, we just wait for the final judgment of the court."

On the movie channel, Xiao Douzi played by Leslie Cheung is holding a posture in Tsing Yi, chanting that I am a man, not a beautiful girl.

Baige nodded, and suddenly asked: "Adu, why did you choose this industry? Is it because of the thrills?"

"Because justice is like water, it will always find a way out." Xu Chengdu turned up the heating in the room, took off his socks and threw them into the laundry basket. Back in the day as a regular cop, you had to deal with little things every day: detaining a little jerk for drunk driving, telling a little girl that her mother left because her father was violent, or just bringing a lost Alzheimer's The patient is sent home. Even if the days are as plain as water, she is still willing to serve. There is only one reason. The existence of her profession, no matter what she does, represents justice and justice. As long as these spirits last forever and justice is immortal, she I would like to dedicate my life to this.”

Bai Ge didn't speak, but raised his eyebrows.

"It's sensational, isn't it? It's as good as a movie line." Xu Chengdu sat next to him and lowered his eyes, "This passage was written on the title page of the diary. It's a pity that she didn't last until the day when her life was as smooth as water. "

"In this way, you should be like your mother." Baige held his hand, "his sensitive, delicate, but exceptionally firm and moving attributes."

Xu Chengdu's ears were warmed by the praise, "I'm a ghost, eat your noodles, and go back to wash and sleep after eating."

"I've been drinking, so I can't drive." Bai Gelai's mind was indestructible here, he took off his damp coat and suit inside, and together with Xu Chengdu's down jacket, put them on a hanger to dry in front of the dryer. Mouth puckered, pitiful, "Could it be that you insist on driving me away, and let me break the law while driving drunk?"

Xu Chengdu laughed angrily, "Then how did you get here?"

"The assistant sent it." Baige turned back and picked up the chopsticks. "In such a cold day, I can't let him wait with me, so I let him go back first. So, please show mercy and let me stay overnight Bar."

The fox was far-sighted and cunning, so he just put up a face and let him go. Xu Chengdu, the little white rabbit, was so gentle, courteous and frugal, he couldn't bear to push people away, so he had to half push and half agree.

After eating and clearing away the bowls and chopsticks, Xu Chengdu went to wash up first, and then brought a set of clean clothes for Baige, which was nothing more than his usual style - a vest with big underpants, and shivering barefoot into bed after taking a shower.

When Baige took the change of clothes, he didn't show disgust at all. On the contrary, he was too excited.So much so that when I was in the shower, seeing that piece of milky white soap, or more precisely, seeing a black hair on the soap, my whole body burned to the boiling point.

That's not hair, Xu Chengdu's hair is shorter and harder, but this one is curled up and rougher to the touch.Thinking of what it was and how it got on, the corners of Baige's mouth couldn't be suppressed no matter what.With a feeling of secret shame, he didn't even rinse off the soap, but just took it and smeared it as it was.

Xu Chengdu huddled under the blanket, his whole body was tense, like a bow string being fully stretched.He uncontrollably raised his ears to pay attention to the movement in the bathroom, and let his imagination run wild about what might happen next.

The uninterrupted sound of splashing water reassured him, and then he took out his phone, opened the search bar, and began typing some strange words while biting his fingers.

"The Practical Guide to Making Love Between Men and Men."

"About those steps."

"Man, how to make your other half happy."

……

Moving his fingers, he casually opened an article. The more he looked at it, the deeper his frown became, and the more solemn his face became.

The mentality of detailed explanation started the strategy.

It's hard to change the nature of the country, and someone who is paying attention has forgotten that he did the same stupid thing ten years ago. Just an hour ago, he paid the price for that thing and was teased for a good meal. Now he is doing the same thing again , relying on theoretical knowledge.

When Baige came out wiping his hair, he saw Xu Chengdu with his back turned to him, covering his head with a quilt furtively, rustling.So he deliberately took a light step and approached on tiptoe, wanting to see what he was doing.

Xu Chengdu was so engrossed in his studies that he didn't pay attention for a while, but when he felt someone approaching from behind, his injured right hand shook involuntarily, and his index finger pressed on the screen.

Small websites for science popularization are often a little colorful. For this, he clicked on the small video window that keeps bouncing in the lower right corner.

There was a burst of coquettish and provocative panting from a man.

"Aha...Aha...fuckmebaby..."

It is still following the European and American international route, and the rough voice is unrestrained in the wanton crackling.

"What the hell..." Xu Chengdu's cutting speed was a second slower, both of them were not deaf, and they got goosebumps all over the place at the same time.

Bai Ge touched his chin with some inclination, and smacked his lips, "So you like this kind of thing. Can I take this as a hint?"

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding." The absurd thing happened, Xu Chengdu almost wanted to find a way to get in, and he kept waving his hands to deny it, "I didn't see it, it jumped out by itself. No, I was browsing the web, it was just my phone. Shake a bit, spam website..."

When he looked up, he saw Baige standing in front of the bed in a leisurely manner. The smiling expression was not listening to the explanation at all, but like a sly black cat, admiring the dazed dancing of the mouse.

Xu Chengdu instantly lost the thought of defending himself.

He looked up and down the rare and irregular white grid.

The old indigo vest was slanted loosely on the body. I don't know if the other party did it on purpose or what. They looked at each other, and they blushed a lot.

Coughing, lowering his eyes, he found that Baige hadn't put on his big underpants, but was still wearing his tightly wrapped boxer briefs. The upper half of the underwear was hidden under the loose vest, but the trousers and the bulging curves were clearly revealed.The two smooth and long legs were exposed from the bottom of the legs, and the thigh muscles were tense. After being soaked in water and illuminated by the warm yellow light, they looked even more white and sexy with clear texture.

Xu Chengdu's blood flowed back in an instant, he only felt the heat in his nasal cavity and his head, and his eyes lingered on the skinny ankle with protruding joints, dreaming about it.It's strange to say, when he was a child in the bathhouse, what kind of naked man has he never seen?Who doesn't have two eyes and one mouth, and a little penis hanging from his waist?Why is it that other men have no idea at all, and when they meet Baige, they get sperm in their heads?

This problem was figured out in a second.

Because he had never seen a man as delicate and beautiful as Baige.He is used to being rough, and the men around him are also rougher than the other, so he has no resistance to this kind of person who is meticulous from head to toe, and even the toenails are clean and round.

"You're playing a hooligan." Bai Ge curled up his slender toes, and the villain complained first.

"It's not because you tried so hard to seduce me." Xu Chengdu rolled his eyes, kicked off the quilt sideways, and lay down with his legs crossed.

Baige grinned silently. Before he came out, he did carefully design it in the mirror, trying to make the clothes look very sexy.He touched the bed and hugged Xu Chengdu from behind.

Great, no resistance.So I posted it while the iron was hot.

Feeling Da La La's hot desire against him, Xu Chengdu froze for a moment, twisted uncomfortably, and was held down by Bai Ge, "If you move again, I can't guarantee that I can continue to be Liu Xiahui. This time Once it starts, let alone Su Kunwu, even if the sky falls, I will kill you."

He gritted his teeth after saying this, Xu Chengdu really didn't move.

After a long while, he still couldn't help asking the puzzle that lingered in his mind: "Pigeon, do you know how to do that? Is it really comfortable? Er... I mean, as the next one , can a man's body be the same as a woman's?"

"You were looking up this just now?" Baige squeezed the muscles on the outside of his thighs, trying to grab his hand, but was blocked by something protruding on the way.

Xu Chengdu: "..."

"Instead of asking me, why don't you come to actual combat. Huh? What you get on paper is always shallow." Baige suppressed his excitement, and leaned close to his ear, with a calm voice and persuasiveness.

Bewitched by this sexy voice, Xu Chengdu's heart fluttered, and he swallowed his saliva: "Then... let's try?"

"I'm so happy." Baige ran his damp hand down his waistline, stopped at the hip bone to draw a circle, lit the fire all the way, and poked back.

……

The first time to open up the frontier is always full of fog and thrilling and novel. Some people have successfully run in, and countless people have lost their halberds.

"Tell me, how does it feel?" In the room where the temperature is gradually rising, there are faint veins popping out on Baige's forehead, his handsome face is slightly ferocious because of restraint, and there is a fine layer of sweat on the temples on his neck.

Xu Chengdu moved his buttocks, felt it with his heart, and carefully chose his words: "I can't say it, it's weird, it's a little swollen, a little hot. But there's nothing particularly cool about it."

"How about this?" Baige adjusted the posture of his fingers thoughtfully.

"……No."

Baige didn't speak anymore, and leaned a little deeper, exploring and grinding slowly and carefully.That focused expression and tightly pursed lips seemed to be studying an important topic that was related to a lifetime.

After a few minutes, he got feedback on his hard work.

Xu Chengdu suddenly trembled all over, raised his neck and snorted.

It was a kind of tune-changed, extremely strange whisper. Baige had never heard such a tune from Xu Chengdu's mouth. It was hoarse, jerky, emotional, and extremely sexy. Half of his body was numb and limp.This is definitely an invitation in disguise. Baige's eyes instantly looked like vultures smelling blood, swooping down from the sky frantically, with hungry waves flowing.

Realizing what kind of sound he just made, Xu Chengdu's eyes widened in disbelief, and when he touched Baige's deep and restless pupils, he immediately felt like a hamster being strongly stimulated, instinctively wanting to retreat back to the safe nest.

A leg resting on his shoulder kicked restlessly, Baige grabbed his ankle in dissatisfaction, and squeezed it hard, and the finger still inside also squeezed heavily and badly.

"Hiss..." Xu Chengdu immediately gasped, as if some strange switch had been pressed on his body, from his neck to his chest, from the point to his face, there was a continuous red tide, trembling and softening into a puddle of water.Different from a short and violent eruption of a volcano, this wonderful feeling is more like a flood that slowly rises in the water level in the dam. Every second that lasts, the dry area flooded by water brings a new surprise experience.

The heat in the body is accumulating more and more, but no outlet can be found.Xu Chengdu was panting, twisting his thin waist impatiently, and the wound on the left lower abdomen that was not healed was covered with waterproof plaster.

He consciously catered, wrapped his legs around Baige's waist, locked them, and moaned shamelessly under the movements of the opponent's fingers.His eye sockets were flushed with love and desire, he hooked Baige's neck in a half-awake and half-sinking state, and kissed messily without emotion.

face?There is no such thing, at least in bed.

Bai Ge was completely melted by the enthusiastic Xu Chengdu, and was pulled together to share the joy of ups and downs in the spring tide that was over his head.

When he woke up in the morning, Xu Chengdu's back was so sore that he almost couldn't sit up. Fortunately, he was never a delicate and rich young man, so even if there was a burning pain there, he could use half of his buttocks to move around and get out of bed quickly. Go to the toilet to drain the water.

Last night he fell asleep amid repeated tossing and someone's endless demands, and he couldn't open his eyelids late at night. He only remembered in a daze that after the incident, Baige dipped a towel in hot water to help him. After washing his body, every inch of his skin was taken care of. Even if he only had a few memories, it didn't prevent him from feeling the care of the other party.And judging from the relatively clean scene this morning, Baige even took the trouble to change the dirty sheets and tidy up the covers that were littered all over the floor.

Feeling warm in his heart, to say something hypocritical, Xu Chengdu suddenly felt a sense of satisfaction in staying with love.

Wrapped in a down jacket, he opened the glass door of the balcony, and the cold wind poured in seamlessly, forcing him to shiver and shiver.

Baige was stepping on the snow, leaning on the railing with his elbows bent, smoking a cigarette.

Hearing the sound, he turned around, opened his coat and pulled the man into his arms.

Since quitting smoking, Bai Ge would smoke that kind of thin and long women's cigarette from time to time, and Xu Chengdu always laughed at his effeminacy.But it's just talking, if this smoke is held in another man's hand, it will indeed look artificial and girlish, but it is gently held by Baige's slender fingers, coupled with that excellent skin , but there was a noble and arrogant temperament.

Out of curiosity, Xu Chengdu moved his head closer and took a sip from his hand.

Mint-flavored, refreshing and cool, straight from the mouth to the lungs, very refreshing.

"The taste is actually okay." He raised his eyebrows and made a pertinent evaluation.

"My mother only smokes this brand." Baige dusted off the cigarette ash, grabbed Xu Chengdu's chin for a light good morning kiss, and fondled his hair, "Slackers don't want to sleep anymore? It's still early .”

"It's getting late." Xu Chengdu took a breath of the morning's icy cold air, stretched his waist, "It's time to go to work after taking a shower."

"Do you want to ask for leave today?" Bai Ge glanced back at his buttocks with a little apology, "When I got up to look at it, it was still red and swollen, and I asked Xiao Tu to buy ointment. Why don't you wait for him to bring it over? Wipe it off before you go out."

Xu Chengdu looked at his nonchalant face in shock, he was in a bad mood, "What's wrong with you? You let Xiao Tu do this kind of thing? Wow, you scheming pigeon, you are planning to spread the word that you Did I fuck it? My god, I'm ashamed to see anyone!"

Baige blinked innocently, disapproving, "What's the matter? He bought the condom I used yesterday. I'm used to everything...Hey, hey, if you have something to say, please speak up. Use of force is prohibited."

Xu Chengdu raised his eyebrows, grabbed a handful of snow from the railing and stuffed it into his collar without saying a word.

"A'Du, A'Du, hahaha..." Baige tried to block with his hand, "Don't be so excited... Damn Xu Chengdu! I'm so cold!"

"Yesterday when you threw the snowball at me, you should have thought that today would come!" Xu Chengdu hung on him like a sloth, strangling his neck and shaking wildly, "Didn't I remind you a long time ago? There are a lot of shortcomings, especially advocating violence. The temporary dormancy is not because of my compassion, but because of my accumulation! Smash my face? Hmm? Did you smash my handsome face? Did you feel good listening to me begging for mercy last night? Hmm? You Come here, come here, hey, I can't kill you."

The author has something to say: the text is officially over.There are a few extras.

Thank you little angels for your support along the way, the refill is bigger than a steamed bun!

There are two articles in the pre-receipt column. I am still thinking about which pit to open, and which article is the most favorite to write orz.

Cheche will be placed on weibo, just search for the author's name. (I don’t know who the author is... what else can I do? I can only forgive you!)

Eat well, drink well, and wear warm clothes, see you in the next book~