Actor, is it a joke?

In the heat of summer, at two o'clock in the afternoon, the sun is in the sky, and the ultraviolet rays are the deadliest time of the day.The gray-green leaves that have just fallen from the branches are quickly evaporated, and the edges are curled up fragilely.The reddened skin secreted a lot of sweat under the high-temperature steaming, and then dry white salt crystals formed on the uniform camouflage collar, and there was a salty smell everywhere.

"Report to the instructor, I... I seem to have a heat stroke, and I feel a little dizzy." A boy who was as thin as a stick raised his hand unbearably, with a trembling voice like a mosquito.

The deadly silence in the team, silence is the best loudspeaker, no matter how small the sound can be set off, it can be amplified countless times, but the short, charcoal-black and strong instructor stands straight, looking forward, like a statue Deaf iron statue.

Most of these students with extraordinary family backgrounds, most of them follow the principle of nothing to do with themselves, and they are full of thoughts about how to go home and cry loudly, and get a sick leave certificate stamped by the school hospital , the certificate must clearly state: This life is unable to participate in military training due to certain specific physical reasons.This is the only effective way to escape this horrific newborn purgatory so far.

In fact, in the first two days of the military training, some doting parents had already given gifts to the instructors. However, this time the school had already prepared, and the soldiers of the infantry battalion who had been invited had been told to face each other. Well-trained, abide by the duty of a soldier, and treat everyone equally.No matter how long-sleeved and good at dancing the parents are, when they meet stubborn soldiers, they are full of drama and have no room to play. They can only tell their children to be patient if they have nothing to do.

Therefore, the young masters and princesses who have been pampered for half their lives silently gritted their teeth and stood up.

Mu Lei, the instructor of the sixth class of freshmen, is the battalion commander of this batch of infantry battalions. He is cruel and inhumane. Other instructors often threaten the classes they lead. The catchphrase is: If you meet me, it is because of the kindness of heaven!I should let all of you mischievous ones go to stand with our battalion commander for a long time!

The other classes looked at Class Six with complex admiration and sympathy in their admiration.

Mu Lei's eyes swept across the immature and immature faces. He went to inspect the classes yesterday. After a week, Class [-] was indeed the most uniform and outstanding student, and he felt a sense of accomplishment spontaneously.

"Instructor, he said he was dizzy." At this moment, a loud dissonant note appeared in the team.

Mu Lei's small but focused eyes burst into light, and he swept over sharply like a long sword out of its sheath, and the students in that area unconsciously acted like quails, shrinking their necks into their shoulders.

The instructor's unique leather riding boots came over with a rattling sound, and they stood at the head of the penultimate row with a loud collision sound when their heels came together.

"What did you say? Say it again!" The gloomy voice showed that he was a difficult temper who was difficult to get along with.

That boy, Mu Lei, has noticed long ago that his military posture is very standard, his waist is straight, his shoulders are flat, his knees are not bent at all, and when everyone else is sweating profusely, his face is relaxed, and his whole body is pleasing to the eye. , except for the overly long bangs under the brim of the hat that almost cover the eyes.

Xu Chengdu smacked his lips and replied dryly and loudly: "I said, he said he was dizzy!"

"Say it again!" The instructor raised his voice as if he couldn't understand human words.

"He said he was dizzy!" Xu Chengdu could only speak louder.

The instructor yelled into his ear, "What did he say?!"

The eardrums shook as if they had been bombed by torpedoes, and Xu Chengdu was almost staggered by the roar.

Now, everyone in the class knows that this is a mess on Tai Sui's head, and the most sensible thing to do is to bow your head and admit your mistake, and stop talking.

Mu Lei's eyes widened as if they had been tempered by fire, and he stared intently at confronting this boy who dared to grandstanding and challenge his authority.

Xu Chengdu glanced at the frighteningly white face of the brother in front of him on the left, and with his body swaying like a reed in the wind, he cleared his throat.

Just as he was about to roar back, a polite answer came from behind him, as if a breeze was blowing on his face.

"Instructor, that student seems to be really unable to hold on."

As soon as the words fell, there was a loud thud in front, and the reed was unbearable to the wind, and fell to the ground.

The classmates around him immediately screamed and jumped away like the plague, Xu Chengdu covered his eyes, and leaned towards him while muttering, "I've said it all, this person doesn't look like he can handle it, it's so hot God, what the hell are you talking about."

As soon as he took two steps, his back collar was pulled violently, and his whole body was pulled back. The small button in front of the collar almost strangled his Adam's apple. up.

"Where are you going?!" Mu Lei grabbed him with one hand and brought him back, yelling at the whole class, "What are you doing? Everyone return to their original positions and stand up in a military posture! What about order? It's just one person down, and you all just fall down." Forgot about the order completely! Stand still and don't move! Who dares to try again!"

The team immediately stopped the commotion and quickly returned to their respective positions.

"You, and you, stand at the front of the line, don't move until I come back." Xu Chengdu was pushed and pulled to the front, Mu Lei ran over, picked up the fainted classmate by the waist, and ran towards the school hospital.

"Hey, look at this little short-legged jumper." Not feeling any shame at being pulled out alone, Xu Chengdu built a pergola over his eyebrows, admiring the beautiful figure of the instructor as he walked away from the dust. After a while, I realized that there was still a person standing beside me.

It was the strong man who answered for him just now, and he was deeply regarded as a confidant for a while.

"This strong man, I think we are the only ones in this class, let's make friends." He turned his face to the side, showing bright white and neat teeth, but he choked when he saw the other side's profile, " It's you?"

Bai Ge twitched the corners of his mouth, not surprised, "It's you, a classmate who is different from each other."

Xu Chengdu pinched the seam of his trousers and looked at the sky, "Then what, it seems that the mountain is not high enough and the water is not long enough, we can't get rid of it for now."

Baige looked ahead, opened and closed his lips slightly, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "I tell you good news, you offended the devil instructor."

Xu Chengdu waved his hand nonchalantly. Seeing that the instructor was not there, he stamped on the soles of his feet that were tingling, and wanted to sit down straight away, with an elbow even placed on Baige's shoulder familiarly, "If you offend, you will offend me!" , can he still eat me?"

Anthropologists have shown that the distance between people is related to the relationship between them. At present, this kind of distance that cannot avoid the smell and temperature of the other party and is less than [-] centimeters is usually reserved for partners or close friends. Space.Of course, this law varies from person to person. Some people are tolerant and accustomed to physical contact, while others are very guarded and hate the intimacy between strangers.

Baige obviously belonged to the latter, he subconsciously wanted to move his body and shake off the elbows on his shoulders, but when he frowned and caught a glimpse of a black shadow behind him from the corner of his eye, which was zooming in from far to near, he changed his mind again, Choose to smile and say nothing.

"Hey, hey, hey... the back." A petite girl in the first row winked exaggeratedly at Xu Chengdu, and kept motioning him to look back.

Xu Chengdu remembered this beautiful girl, she seemed to be called Xiaochan, with a warm and generous appearance, very popular among boys, he tilted his neck to study for a while, and poked the white box next to him: "Hey, evildoer, her face... …What's wrong?"

The word "monstrous" successfully made Baige's eyebrows twitch. With a blank expression on his face, he squeezed out the words: "I'm reminding you."

"Remind me what?" Xu Chengdu was at a loss.

"Remind you that I'm here!" The familiar lion's roar suddenly exploded in his ears, and Xu Chengdu, who had been limp into a soft-legged shrimp, jumped up in an instant, his bowed waist and legs stretched like springs in a second.

"What did I say before I left! Is that how you stand in a military posture?! Is this how I taught you?!" The instructor's saliva was like a dam flooding, and he covered his head and face, "Answer me!"

"No." Xu Chengdu replied a little out of breath.

"What's the matter! Didn't you just yell at me just now! Why are you wilting now?" Mu Lei patted his hat vigorously, and the camouflage hat, which was already a bit big around his head, was patted on his nose.

"Instructor, it was an emergency just now." A muffled voice came from the hat.

It may be that there is a word in the name, and the instructor said at one point, "Emergency? What is an emergency, a soldier, and it is an emergency when someone drives a tank to your door. If one person carries a pack of explosives as a human bomb It’s called an emergency if you can’t hold your ground, retreat ten thousand steps, can order be disrupted in an emergency? No!”

Xu Chengdu was scolded into silence.

Two seconds later, Bai Ge, who was closest to him, heard him muttering in a low voice: "Why tell me these things, anyway, I can't be a soldier anyway."

It's not that I don't want to be a soldier, but that I can't.Baige looked sideways.

The complaint was too soft, Mu Lei didn't hear it, and turned to Bai Ge: "Did you hear what he said?"

Baige pursed his lips and shook his head.

"Yo, how are you guys!"

The two said in unison: "Nothing."

"I do not know him."

Mu Lei snorted coldly, "Then exchange and exchange feelings! Push-ups, a round of 10, do three rounds, with a [-]-minute rest in each round."

With an order, there was a gasping voice below.

"Instructor, this is unfair to him." Xu Chengdu immediately expressed his disapproval, "He didn't yell at you, can you give him a hundred less?"

"Okay, the one hundred he lost will be added to your head." The instructor accepted the proposal very humanely, leaving behind a little girl who supervised the counting, and led the team to practice goose walking without looking back.

Baige glanced at the messy Xu Chengdu, raised his trousers and lay down slowly, posing in a very standard push-up preparation position, with the veins on his neck and arms protruding.

"Are you really doing it?" Xu Chengdu got down together, did a few quickly, turned his head and smiled brightly, "Don't blame me for not reminding you, even if it's two hundred push-ups, you may not be able to persist. Take it easy. Take it easy."

His words were purely well-intentioned. He himself was used to it. He was forced to keep fit by the old man's tough military management since he was a child. If he made a mistake, he would be punished with push-ups, squats and horse stances. To him, that was all Potluck.But if you put it on a normal person, two hundred push-ups, muscle soreness is a trivial matter, if you overdo it, it will be a serious muscle tear.

But Xu Chengdu is really not very proficient in the art of speaking, and Baige heard this, no matter how it sounded like sarcasm, so he politely replied with a polite smile: "Thank you for reminding me, stop talking nonsense."

Xu Chengdu, who was kindly treated as a donkey's liver and lungs: "..." Good-looking people really have a big temper.

The speed of both of them was about the same at the beginning, after fifty, Bai Ge's speed slowed down significantly.After a hundred times, Xu Chengdu secretly admired the other party for being able to persist.

He glanced sideways slightly, and glanced around, well, the posture was still standard, but his arms were shaking a little, and the bulging vein on the side of his fair neck was getting tighter and tighter, and it seemed that the blood vessels might burst if this continued.

"You... take a break. The instructor said that you can take a 10-minute intermission after you have done a hundred." Xu Chengdu stopped, sat cross-legged on the hot ground, and reminded him coldly.

Dense sweat dripped on the ground one after another, and white water vapor could be faintly seen rising.

150 of them.

Baige was so stingy that he didn't even want to give him a look, the tense muscles all over his body were written: Don't stop me, I can make a few more!

However, the perennial sports are limited to horseback riding, golf, fencing, and these aristocratic sports bodies. In the face of simple and rough push-ups, there is really more than enough energy. .

But... there are only thirty left.

If you work hard, you might get over it.

Just when he was sinking down again and again, trying to struggle to get up again, the bulging and trembling forearm could only freeze him in the air with all his strength. He gritted his teeth, and the hard masseter muscles bulged out on both sides of his cheeks. Watching the body being pressed down to the ground bit by bit by gravity.The building will fall, and he's exhausted.

"Oh, I don't understand what you are trying to do."

At this time, someone who had been watching the excitement with his chin resting on his shoulders sighed softly, and a warm hand suddenly appeared out of nowhere from his lower abdomen, supporting his sinking body bit by bit.

As if scalded by boiling water, Baige suddenly raised his head, sweat flew out along the arc of his hair, splashing Xu Chengdu's face.

Wiping his face resignedly, Xu Chengdu winked at him, then turned his head to face the girl who was counting, put his index finger in the center of his lips and made a silent gesture, accompanied by a lovely and pitiful look.

The scene of the two handsome men relying on each other is touching. The girl nervously poked her head, glanced at the instructor in the distance, struggled a bit, her expression loosened, and she waved her hands quickly.

At the same time, Baige felt that the hand supporting his lower abdomen was full of strength in an instant, slowly lifting his heavy body.