Actor, is it a joke?

"Ehhh? I haven't finished peeing yet, I wiped it and splashed it on my hand! I said what's wrong with you... Okay, don't do it, don't do it, I'm holding it in, can't I hold it in?"

Xu Chengdu supported the bird to release the water, while listening to the people behind him dragging and dragging to empty the toilet, and then slammed the door shut with such force that the mirrors on the entire wall followed. Shaked three times.

Afterwards, the toilet became strangely quiet, and those who provoked things were silent. Xu Chengdu, who seemed to be about to be beaten by a gang, was too embarrassed to be the first, so he had to concentrate on letting the water go leisurely, and by the way, use his juvenile brain, which has only been active for 16 years, to think He wondered why Mr. Xu Shaoliang insisted on using his decades of connections to force his muddy grandson into this private senior high school that was said to be particularly difficult to get into.

In fact, in his eyes, the students in this high school are not very advanced.

At least in fights, there is no fighting power, not even the ability to innovate.

"Xu Chengdu from class six, right? Have you finished urinating?" The leader waited until the sound of the water faded away until it disappeared, and then opened his mouth impatiently.

Xu Chengdu zipped up his trousers, turned and went to the sink to wash his hands without raising his eyelids, and just as he took a step, he was suddenly punched in the lower abdomen.

He clicked his tongue, staggered back a step, and raised his face, only a clean and hairless chin and a pair of black nostrils could be seen.The person who beat him was a full two heads taller than him, poking like a silly telegraph pole.

"Being so tall, do you have some kind of gigantism?" He muttered, looking over the tall man and looking directly at the person behind him who was speaking, and asked the name of the teacher: "Is there anything you can do for me?"

The classmate was leaning against the wall with crossed legs, a position that was clearly rehearsed to visually elongate his thick legs that were halfway to his upper body.The Mohawk head is flowing, with four dazzling letter earrings inlaid from top to bottom on both ears. One side is true and the other side is love. The shape is very beautiful and very hot.

Coupled with the large head, wide forehead, and outstanding mandibles that break through the limit of normal aesthetics, Xu Chengdu immediately thought of the vicious short-legged bulldog next door. Its owner opened a hair salon, so the dog The short hair of the dog is dyed colorful, which is also very polluting to the eyes.

"It's nothing serious, just... I heard that you beat up my buddy on the field two days ago?" With pointed and long little nails, he thought he was very social and sneered.

Xu Chengdu had long equated him with a bulldog in his heart, so in his eyes, this smile was like a chubby little leg baring its teeth and snorting.

It looked a little funny, so he let out a chuckle, and felt bad after laughing, the old man often said that you can't judge people by their appearance, so he hurried back to make amends, "I'm sorry, brother, I really didn't mean to laugh at you for looking like a bulldog, here No ventilation, my nose is a little itchy."

As soon as these words came out, the tense atmosphere immediately froze.

The sneer on the lips of 'Di Baotian' just froze in place, forming an unexpanded arc. His brothers originally formed a semi-encircled circle around them, but they were all blushing at this moment, with a look of wanting to laugh. Dare to laugh, you look at me and I look at you.

The tall man was probably the only good boy who was careless and straightforward. He turned around and reminded him kindly: "Brother, this kid is laughing at you for looking like a dog."

"Nonsense! Do you think I'm deaf?" 'Di Baotian' became furious, jumped up and swung the long iron chain, and the chain hit the polished tile floor with a loud noise, "What are you doing here! Beat him up! Beat him like a pug! Damn, say I'm like a Fadou! I think I've lived too long!"

Xu Chengdu raised his hands and wanted to explain, saying that he really had no malice. Four or five people had already rolled up their sleeves and rushed up. They quickly grabbed his pants and pulled them down. Twitching the corners of his mouth, he thought to himself: These senior students in senior high schools are so obscene in fighting, they take off their pants when they come up.

There was a crackling sound, sometimes mixed with muffled groans and howls begging for mercy, and the ground collapsed all over the place.

After Xu Chengdu cleaned up, he clapped his hands, sat on the back of 'Dibaotian' and breathed a sigh of relief, holding the shiny silver chain, he licked his round buttocks once and for all, "Which class is that?" ? What's your name? Huh?"

"Gao... Senior class two and four, Li Xiangjie." Li Xiangjie didn't care about the pain in his buttocks, he just tried his best to protect his head. Having endured battles big and small, he understands that no matter what, maintaining his appearance is the most important thing.

"You said that I touched your brother two days ago, who is your brother?" the boy who straddled his back asked again.

When Xu Chengdu smoked, Li Xiangjie trembled all over, complaining incessantly. Who would have thought that this little-known freshman in high school was such a stubborn stubble?He saw clearly and listened carefully just now. This man obviously had practiced before. He broke several bones without any effort. The crackling sound was so horrifying. It was like breaking a human bone like breaking a pencil. .

It's ridiculous that he thought it was just an ordinary soft-legged shrimp, as usual, the kind that can pee his crotch by scaring a few people casually, otherwise he wouldn't be obsessed with money, and promised others to show him off.

There was a burning pain in his buttocks, and he couldn't control it anymore, so he moved all at once, "It's that Qiu Le in your class, he said you couldn't do it well, and he didn't apologize when you bumped into him, so he just wanted to use my hand to frustrate you prestige."

"Qiu Le?" Xu Chengdu tilted his head and thought for a while. He didn't seem to have such a person in his mind. He had just started school and had only been training for a week, so he didn't even recognize his face, let alone his face and his name.

"So, you are doing things with money?"

Li Xiangjie nodded like a pounding garlic, and his chin hit the tile, making a sound of thud, thump, thump, loss of dignity.

"How much?" Xu Chengdu looked around, and the other students who were beaten to the ground were swept away by his eyes; he quickly moaned and crawled into the corner, curled up as if avoiding the plague, and one of them even folded his arms and huddled his head directly in the corner. Find a sense of security between two urinals.

"It's not much, just... just 600 yuan." Li Xiangjie answered obediently with a mournful face. As soon as he finished speaking, a hand with red bones and joints stretched out in front of him. Li Xiangjie recognized it. Fuck that fist.

After being stunned for a full five seconds, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and realized the intention of that hand, and while lying on the ground, he took out a wallet from his arms with difficulty, took out six red notes, and put them there. The palm of one hand, and patted it very dog-leggedly.

Xu Chengdu withdrew his hand, put the roll of banknotes into his pocket, pressed his head under his crotch, made another intimate contact with a thud, and knocked out a big red bag on the forehead.

After knocking, he stood up and put his hands in his pockets, "Everyone will be alumni in the future, so if there is anything to discuss, let's talk about today's matter. I charged you 600 yuan, which is not in vain. It's considered a hush money. If you don't want to be too shameful, come out Go through this toilet door, clean it up, and tell the outside world that you beat me up, I have no objection."

Li Xiangjie looked dazed, holding his red chin, and covering his forehead, "Really... is it really okay?"

"Really." Xu Chengdu gave him a friendly smile, "If someone wants to pay me to beat me in the future, you can accept it, just give me the money, and make up the process as you want, okay? Come on, you get face, I get money, kill two birds with one stone."

Faced with such a sincere proposal, Li Xiangjie nodded blankly, feeling that something was wrong, did they reach some kind of strange agreement?But after thinking about it, as long as he can save face, this matter is nothing to him.

Xu Chengdu patted him on the shoulder, turned around and washed his hands, "Go away."

As soon as the word was dropped, the younger brothers supported each other, and everything was blown away like a small whirlwind.

Xu Chengdu sighed, turned on the faucet, scrubbed his hands repeatedly, and suddenly snapped his fingers at the empty boys' toilet, and said loudly, "Hello? The one inside, yes, it's you, smoking silently The onlookers are all gone, can you come out?"

After about a few seconds, or as long as a minute, a boy wearing a white shirt and light-colored jeans slowly walked out from the innermost compartment. He lowered his head, closed his eyelids, and had empty hands. Watching him walk up and down slightly.

Under Xu Chengdu's dangerous gaze, this boy swayed out slowly, stood beside him, turned on the faucet, and showed an innate elegance and calmness in his gestures and gestures.

It turns out that this high school really has more advanced people...

This is the first time Xu Chengdu has an impression of Baige. In his world, he has never seen such an elegant and clean person, and even has a warm and harmonious quality that makes people want to get close for no reason.

"Is the show good?" Xu Chengdu propped his back on the sink, tilted his neck to look at the man's side face.After looking at it, I found that this boy is not generally good-looking. What's a good idea?Xu Chengdu scratched his head. Few people's faces would be described as shiny, but the face in front of him was really shiny. Under the long and thick eyelashes, the peach blossom eyes were shining, and the tall bridge of the nose was shining. The thin pale pink lips are glowing, the fair skin is glowing...

While Xu Chengdu was staring at Baige intently, Baige was also looking at him through the mirror.

A little unkempt, with hair long enough to cover his eyes, but now he tilts his head, bangs tilted to one side, exposing his left eyebrow.There is a conspicuous mole on the raised left eyebrow, the face is small, the upper lip is slightly raised, unexpectedly handsome and delicate.It's just that this delicate face is matched with the arrogance and banter emanating from his bones, and this face is naturally sharp and compelling, with an uncomfortable aggressiveness.

Impossible.

This was Baige's first impression of Xu Chengdu when he came into close contact with him.

He took out a black and white checked handkerchief from his pocket, unfolded it, wiped his hands carefully, bent the corners of his eyes, and parted his thin lips lightly: "It's okay."

"Since it's okay, can you give me a little reward? I think you seem to be quite rich." Xu Chengdu's eyes turned from his face to his feet, and stopped at the pair of expensive branded sneakers.

"Are you trying to blackmail me?" Baige put his hands in his pockets, with a kind smile on his face, "I also think you seem to be short of money."

"Come on, I just want to ask you for a cigarette." Xu Chengdu curled his lips, "It's fine if you don't give it to me. Why are you slandering me for extortion? Although I am poor, do I look like a person who does such a thing?"

He looked innocent, as if the 600 yuan in his pocket had fallen from the sky.

Baige smiled and stared at him for a while, until Xu Chengdu inexplicably felt that his hands and feet were too long and there was no place to put them, then he looked away, "Sorry, I don't smoke."

"Stop lying." Xu Chengdu waved his hand, feeling bored, "Let's go."

Baige followed him out of the toilet, "How do you know I lied to you?"

Hearing this, Xu Chengdu stopped, clicked his tongue, turned around, grabbed Baige's right wrist like lightning, and picked it up.

"What are you doing?" Baige retracted his hand subconsciously, but the opponent's strength was too great, and the tiger's jaw that clamped his wrist was like cast iron, and he couldn't break free for a while.

The man squinted his eyes and looked at his hand, then suddenly pulled it up close to his nose and sniffed.

"Here, no matter how much you wash it, the smell of nicotine will hardly be completely gone." Xu Chengdu quickly let go of his hand and put on a serious air, "There is no sign of yellowing between the index finger and middle finger, which means you are not addicted to smoking." , or the age of smoking is not long. The most important thing is..."

"the most important is?"

Xu Chengdu shrugged his shoulders, "I saw it just now, your cubicle is filled with smoke like a fairyland on earth! Say you don't smoke, you are lying! Is the smoke coming out of your seven orifices?"

Baige was amused by him, his shoulders trembled.

The soft light of the setting sun hit his face, the light and shadow of floating clouds, delicate and gentle, with curved eyebrows and eyes, time seemed to be frozen.

Now it is the hour when school is over, the instructor was sick and gave them half a day off, Xu Chengdu, who wandered around the school all afternoon but didn't get a chance to climb over the wall, was very depressed, dizzy and swollen like a walking dead, even if there was a fight There was no refreshing effect, but when the boy in front of him smiled, his heart skipped a beat, and he became sober in an instant, like a Persian cat that had stepped on a switch, wishing to be blown away a few feet away.

"What's the matter?" Baige raised his eyebrows slightly, restrained his smile, and followed him leisurely.

Xu Chengdu gave him a complicated look, put his whole body on guard, and ran away, "My mother said, don't associate with beautiful monsters. Classmate, you keep the cigarettes for yourself and smoke slowly, and I won't report you. Let's The mountains are high and the water is long, one is different and the other is wide.”

The monstrous Baige froze in place with his trouser pockets in his pocket, holding the pack of cigarettes he planned to share, thinking: This person really doesn’t know that they are classmates, or that he is standing in front of him during the military training One row, or just pretend?

The author has something to say: Li Xiangjie flicked the cool Mohawk: How come?Look down on my family?Believe it or not, people from my big family came after you to cut you?