Coquettish slut dead poor monk

After walking for a day, the forest was full of grass, the poor monk was tired and hungry, and Wukong was still leading the way.

The sun was very hot, and the poor monk thought that the poor monk should make a straw hat, otherwise he would suffer from heat stroke if he continued like this.

The poor monk pulled his horse and shouted: "Apprentice, I know there is a family over there. Look, are we going to have a fast meal?"

Wukong came to help the poor monk get off his horse, and then helped the poor monk who was already sweating to the shade of a tree: "Master, sit down, and the disciple will go back when he goes."

Wukong wanted to leave, so the poor monk naturally had to drag him: "Wukong! Take me with you as a teacher!"

"It only takes a moment, and I won't bother you, Master."

The poor monk took a step back and said: "Then you draw a circle for me! What if my teacher is captured by monsters? What if there are robbers who look at my property? Do you know that my salute is worth a lot?" How much is it?"

Sun Wukong was taken aback by the poor monk's persuasion.

The poor monk thought, it is estimated that the poor monk's image in Wukong's heart has suddenly fallen from a high and cold image to a low and warm one, and there may be a trace of "persecution paranoia" in it.

"After all, the road to learn the scriptures has to go through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties. Who knows what's in this barren mountain and wild ridge. As a teacher, I can't cause you too much trouble."

A poor monk who cherishes his life is not something that can be captured by a casual monster.

Sun Wukong might be moved by the sincerity of the poor monk, so he went to the poor monk and said: "Master is right, that disciple will make a circle for you."

Wukong took out his golden cudgel and drew a circle very talentedly.

"The apprentice will come back as soon as he goes, master, please be careful, don't go out of the circle."

The poor monk cherishes his life so much, he will definitely not go back out of the circle!Seeing that Sun Wukong was about to leave, he shouted again: "Apprentice, you have to dress up so that people don't think you are a monster!"

"Disciple saves!"

Sun Wukong suddenly turned into a young monk who didn't have the roundness of the poor monk, and suddenly the poor monk thought he was quite seductive like this.He gave me a grin, baring his teeth, and flew away.The poor monk wondered why monkeys don't like being transformed into humans so much?

After thinking about it, it may be the aesthetic difference between humans and monkeys.

As one of the protagonists in this book, the poor monk knows that the aura of the protagonist is still quite weak.

For example, now, the poor monk obviously took the trail, why did he still encounter a bandit group.

The bandit leader said: "Monk, call out the things obediently, and I will keep your whole body."

Is the plot like this?Ah, I don’t know anymore, but you must know that the poor monk’s flesh can live to the death of human flesh and bones, and he even wanted to kill the poor monk!Those who don't know are really fearless!This group of people deserves to be captured by monsters!

The poor monk crossed one leg and leaned comfortably on the tree trunk, "The poor monk's disciples will be back later, if you don't want to live, stay here."

"You're still stubborn when you're about to die!"

The poor monk sneered, and said viciously: "The poor monk is not only stubborn in his mouth, but also hard in his life. If you have the ability, don't talk nonsense, come and rob me!"

"..." The bandit leader glared angrily, and called the brothers behind him, with great momentum.

However, Wukong's circle is really powerful, ordinary people can't touch it easily, just like the thorns, and he bounces people out at once.

"If you don't listen to the poor monk's words, you will suffer in front of your eyes."

"Monk, don't be too happy!"

Seeing that others are unhappy, the poor monk is naturally happy.Especially the feeling of seeing these robbers jumping up and down helpless.

Just don't be too cheerful!

After a while, the poor monk and apprentice came back.

The robbers probably felt happier when they saw another young monk.There is no way to take the poor monk, but there is still a little monk!

So just as they showed their minions one after another, the poor monk's apprentice transformed.

There is no comment on Balala Xiaomoxian's transformation, probably because it is too abrupt, so those robbers were caught off guard!

"Monster!"

"There are monsters!"

The robber was so frightened that he probably felt that the other party was changing too fast, and it was definitely not something a human could do.

Wukong saw that it was a group of mortals and stopped chasing him. The poor monk immediately adjusted his posture and got up to pick up the meal.

"Master! The disciple is late!"

"It's okay, I'm not too hungry as a teacher."

"It's all the disciple's fault. If the old man didn't force me to ask if our temple still accepts people, I would have come back a long time ago!"

"We can't get enough to eat ourselves, what is the old man messing with?"

"Master is right."

As soon as Wukong raised his head, the poor monk suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Master, I suddenly thought of a problem...you are still missing a head pendant."

"What is a head pendant?"

"It's just a hoop worn on the head!" The poor monk was a little embarrassed, if there was no hoop, it would destroy the character design!

Seeing that the poor monk was in a dilemma, Wukong asked eagerly, "How can the apprentice get the hoop?"

"You just need to beat those robbers to death. When I get angry, sister Guanyin will come. Then she will give me a golden hoop to restrain you."

Wukong was unwilling: "The apprentice is so obedient, and the master still uses that hoop to restrain me?"

"You can think of it this way, the poor monk has no strength to restrain the chicken. If you leave one day, where will you tell the poor monk to find you? What's more, being a teacher is not so unreasonable."

"The apprentice will protect you to the place where the Tathagata of the Western Paradise is, and will never leave you!"

"You are like this, I am relieved." The poor monk felt that this monkey was really naive, if he hadn't met him as a teacher, he would have suffered as much as he had suffered! "Go, beat those robbers to death, and let's play another scene."

"..." Wukong couldn't believe it, probably felt that being a teacher was too cruel.

The poor monk didn't want to do this either, but Wukong lost a circle, which seemed quite strange.

"Let's eat, let's talk after eating." As he said, the poor monk looked at the bowl of rice he had melted in a purple gold bowl.Sure enough, there is only rice.Alas, let's make do with it, in case you lose weight.