Coquettish slut dead poor monk

The author has something to say: I said it was meant to be cute, and the plot follows the original. Don't be too particular, don't take it seriously.

Don't tell me whether Tang Seng favors Sun Wukong or not. People who are not of my race must have different hearts, as human beings will think so.Sun Wukong has a criminal record, and Guanyin thinks so too, so he is put on a chain.

This is how Wu Cheng'en wrote it. I don't know what he wants to express, but I don't know what he wants to express, but don't influence everyone by KY in the text.

Whether they become Buddhas or not is none of my business. After all, the Western Scriptures have already been taken, and the Dou Victory Buddha has been sealed. It is as if Monkey King dug out Wuzhishan.

I only write what I want to write, you read what you want to see.Don't ask me to pour out your feelings, I'm just a spectator.

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This remark was given by a comment deleted by the system. I endured it for so long, and I was afraid that someone would tell me later that I should not write it.You come, you come, you write, can't I just make people happy?

The poor monk and layman's family name is Jiang, and Mingliu'er, which means follow the flow of water.After all, anyone who has read Journey to the West knows the life of the poor monk.

There are quite a lot of aliases for the poor monk, probably including Tang Yudi, Tang Sanzang, Tang Xuanzang, Jin Chanzi, and occasionally there are other Yudi brothers.

Of course, before the poor monk became a Tang monk, the poor monk was actually just an ordinary singer, the kind who would release an album after nothing happened and then sell it to make fans crazy.

But now, apart from using the protagonist's halo to those ignorant, bookish believers who blindly worship the poor monk, the poor monk has almost no place to shine to satisfy his heart of being blindly worshiped and pursued.

Before Sister Avalokitesvara came, the poor monk had held two Qingxin Mantra concerts——

Singer: poor monk.

Performer: The Queen's Women's Orchestra of the poor monk's future 'Royal Brother' Li Shimin.

Harmony: The apprentice and grandson of the poor monk.

The first concert was very successful, many believers crowded the Jinshan Temple that day, and the poor monk's future brother Yu also sponsored many 'security guards' to maintain order.

The lyrics are as follows:

Paramita Heart Sutra

观自在 菩萨

行深 般 若 波罗蜜多时

照见 五蕴 皆 空

survive all hardships

The color of the relic is not different from the sky

Empty is not different color

form-that is-is emptiness emptiness is form

Poor Monk thought, many people's belief in Poor Monk at that moment might be unprecedented, otherwise why would they call Poor Monk 'Encore'?

Then one day, the poor monk's fairy-like voice finally attracted the Guanyin sister from the South China Sea.

Doesn't the so-called Avalokitesvara exist just to listen to the voice of the poor monk?

When the poor monk finished singing, he saw an old monk holding a tin stick, pinching his beard, and laughing out his old wrinkled face, "My Avalokitesvara, suddenly like fairy music, came here today to find someone who is destined, and I will give you brocade A collar of strange treasures, a nine-ringed tin rod, and go to the Western Paradise to worship Buddha and seek scriptures."

On that day, a vision came from the sky, and many people saw that the old monk suddenly changed into a fairy sister.Then the believers knelt down piously and shouted for the blessings of the gods.

Although the emperor claims to be the real dragon emperor, in front of the real miracle (plot), he has to kneel if he doesn't want to.

"Thank you Guanyin Bodhisattva." The poor monk followed the good advice.

When Avalokitesvara left, Li Shimin took the poor monk seriously.

If it is said that the poor monk was just a "little star" before, it was only for entertainment and worship by the public.Now it is considered to be on the international stage, and it is considered a half-step god!

After all, I have also obtained official certification.

Within two days, the poor monk bid farewell to Tang Taizong.

Looking at the gurgling gold from those few bricks, the poor monk endured it again and again, and finally only took an alms bowl.In the future, we will live a life where the sky is the house and the ground is the shop.

But the poor monk could not refuse.

The poor monk can't hesitate either.

God knows if the eldest disciple of the poor monk was crushed at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain.Although he knew that he would be a teacher and his apprentice would not starve to death easily, the poor monk still had to be kind to his childhood idol.

As we all know, the poor monk's first apprentice was an official in the sky, and he has a lot of ability, but it is just a idle job.Because he didn't have a backstage, he couldn't get away in the sky, and this time he couldn't get away, so there was Journey to the West with him as the golden finger.

When he found Wuzhi Mountain, the poor monk was out of breath.I reckon that Jinshan Temple's welfare benefits are too good, and I've stayed in the house for so long, and I've never said anything about exercising.

The monkey was lying on its stomach at the bottom of the mountain, greeting me with concern from time to time, telling me to be careful.The poor monk looked at the foot of the mountain, the cliff was a bit high, and suddenly felt dizzy.

"Where is this punishing the monkey? It's obviously punishing me."

I don't know if the monkey below heard the poor monk's murmur, but a monkey's voice came: "Master, be careful."

"This mountain is too high. If I fall down, I may still have a whole body on the bottom."

That's right, as a Tang Dynasty where fat is considered beautiful, even a poor monk who eats fast and recites Buddha all day can't stop the poor monk from setting his body in vain and fat.

"Why don't I take a rest and climb tomorrow."

Thinking this way in my heart, I was afraid that the monkeys below would be impatient.In the future, the poor monk will be his master. After passing today's test, it means that he hits where he is.

After uncovering the post left by the Lord Buddha to suppress monkeys, Wuzhishan was so brittle that it turned into fly ash.

"Master!"

"apprentice!"

The monkey that has been suppressed for 500 years has become more and more mature. Looking at the poor monk, the master who saved his life, he is very grateful.

"You have been suppressed for hundreds of years, do you want to take a bath?"

"Made!"

"Rub it more, even if you can't get rid of the mud, it's good to get the fleas out."

Monkey King probably never felt disgusted like this before, but he went to take a bath anyway.

Summoned Somersault Cloud, found a place of water, and jumped into it with a 'boom'.

The poor monk breathed a sigh of relief, the apprentice was quite obedient, saying that he was so fat, it would be a disaster if he got fleas.