A chat about someone I've over-brained

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Xiaojin changed the group name to "Zhang Kedan is a big cheater"

Xiao Jin: Zhang Kedan, you are a scammer, you have the ability to cheat people, you have the ability to answer

Xiao Jin: You have the ability to snatch men, and you have the ability to open the door.jpg

Xiaojin: I'm going to die of anger, Miss Honghong, help me get Zhang Kedan out, and I'll give you a red envelope

Ah Hong: Take the lead.jpg

Ahong: What happened?

Ah Hong: Could it be that he slipped away halfway through the black game?

Ah Hong: How many red envelopes I send out determines how much black material I report.

Xiaojin: Sister, I will give you 100

Xiaojin: Look at it and send it to Moments

Xiao Jin: I would rather he cheated on me

Xiao Jin: It's all small things

Ah Hong: Oh, generous, I can send it from kindergarten to Primary One.

Xiao Jin: He almost sold me out! ! !

Xiao Jin: I was so angry that I exploded.jpg

Ah Hong: Shocked.jpg

Keke: Sister, I will give you 200

Keke: Don't post it yet

Koko: It's not my fault

Xiaojin: NTMD

Xiaojin: I bought a watch last year

Ahong: Confusion.jpg

Ah Hong: Keke, you are doing well now, rich man.

A Hong: What are you doing?

Ah Hong: Speak well if you have something to say

Xiao Jin: Sister, do you know that he introduced me to a big guy in women's clothing?

Xiao Jin: Then I don’t know, when I got to the hotel, I almost got anal

Ah Hong: Happy to hear and see.jpg

Koko: Wait a minute

Keke: I'll finish class later

Xiaojin: OK, we will settle the accounts later

Ah Hong: Sit and wait to eat melon.jpg

Xiaojin: Sister!Are you still enjoying it?

Xiaojin: I just realized that you don’t have any sympathy at all.

Xiaojin: Sis, you don’t love me anymore

A Hong: I never loved you

Ah Hong: Hee hee.jpg

Xiaojin: crying with anger.jpg

Xiaojin: It's just...too much.jpg

Xiao Jin: Embracing and Weeping.jpg

Xiaojin: I'm so miserable.jpg

Xiaojin: I’m the only one doing a one-man show, and no one replied to me

Xiao Jin: Heartbroken.jpg

Xiaojin: Wronged.jpg

Ah Hong: My sister is busy with work, let’s go and play by myself for a while.

Ah Hong: Obedient.jpg

Xiaojin: ok

Xiaojin: Well-behaved.jpg

Keke: I'm out of class

Keke: The phone was almost confiscated

Keke: There are only a dozen people in a class and I still play with my mobile phone. The goal is too obvious

Xiao Jin: It’s not your fault

Keke: No, if I didn't take a sudden look, my reputation would be ruined by you two

Xiao Jin: If you didn't trick me, would I be like this?

Keke: No, let's take a look

Keke: Is that the one you fell in love with first?

Keke: Then is the contact information of the person you asked me for?

Keke: I gave it to you, am I still wrong?

Keke: Sister, you comment

Ah Hong: Melon is delicious.jpg

Xiao Jin: No, then why didn’t you tell me that he is a big boss?

Keke: I made you think twice

Xiao Jin: To be clear, you will die

Ah Hong: Keke is still playing tricks

Ah Hong: But what does the boss look like, please take a photo

Ah Hong: Curious.jpg

Keke: The first one in my circle of friends

Ah Hong: It's her!

Ah Hong: No wonder Xiao Jin asked you for your contact information

Ah Hong: How did you two hook up?

Keke: My fault, otherwise I will treat you to dinner, you can choose whatever you like @小晋

Xiaojin: No, I’m angry

Keke: Two meals?

Xiaojin: deal

Ah Hong: There is nothing that cannot be solved by one meal. If there is, then two meals

Xiaojin: Hey hey.jpg

Xiaojin: Shy.jpg

Keke: The boss and I met in the gym

Keke: The one downstairs where I live

Keke: He is very nice

Ah Hong: No, with your temperament that you can't speak a few words with a stick, how did you get so close to him?

Xiaojin: Shouldn't the focus be on the gym?

Ahong: Make a fuss.jpg

Ah Hong: How do you think Keke lost weight without going to the gym?

Ah Hong: Is there a pie in the sky?

Xiao Jin: I thought he just went there occasionally

Keke: I started running every day when I lost weight in my junior year

Keke: You are not my fake college roommate

Keke: Caring for the eyes of the mentally handicapped.jpg

Keke: What he told me first

Keke: We always have the same exercise time, and the events are similar

Keke: Once you come and go, you will get familiar with it

Ah Hong: So when he is exercising, does he wear women's or men's clothing?

Ah Hong: Eyes Seeking Knowledge.jpg

Koko: Menswear

Keke: It's not like you didn't make me fear women

Keke: If he talks to me in women's clothing, I'm afraid I'll be scared to death

Xiaojin: Uh, isn’t Sister Ahong a girl?

Keke: From childhood to adulthood, childhood sweetheart, it must be different, okay?

Ah Hong: He is afraid of a woolen girl

Ah Hong: It’s just that he didn’t have much contact with women after he went to college and he doesn’t know how to deal with them

Ah Hong: Fortunately, his benefactor accepted him

Ah Hong: Otherwise, he might become a great magician

Xiaojin: Hahaha.jpg

Keke: Don't mention him, I'm going to be mad at him again recently

Keke: I don’t know why he’s going crazy

Keke: Must be the cook

Ke Ke: The problem is that he can't cook Chinese food at all

Koko: I'm all spaghetti these days

Koko: Pasta in Every Flavor

Keke: I'm going to throw up after eating

Xiao Jin: I’m too happy to have someone cook for me, you’re still picky

Koko: And, let me just make spaghetti

Koko: In the end he didn’t, he wanted to fry some meat or eggs, boil some vegetables, and eat them together

Ah Hong: Very good, balanced nutrition

Keke: If you were forced to eat pasta for a week, would you be willing?

Keke: Otherwise, how many days will you stay with me? @Xiaojin

Xiao Jin: No, no, I’ll go to your place and someone lives there, so don’t be jealous

Xiao Jin: I will not be a high-wattage light bulb

Keke: Hehe.jpg

Keke: Sister, the meat is also okay, but do you know what kind of dishes he cooks?

Keke: Carrots, potatoes, peas, and another dish that I can’t name but is unpalatable

Keke: Just cook some of them alternately or put them together, or cut some lettuce, tomato or purple cabbage

Xiaojin: shivering.jpg

Xiao Jin: I hate carrots

Ah Hong: I hate boiled potatoes

A Hong: It's too choking

Keke: I'm okay, but I don't like purple cabbage, bitter

Keke: That's not the point, the point is, it's tasteless!

Keke: I can’t cook some seasonings by myself, so I can only try to mix vinegar with cumin or salad dressing

Keke: It's been a week, I really, why not eat some fruit, at least it tastes better

Ah Hong: I miss you

Ah Hong: touch the head.jpg

Koko: This is not the scariest thing

Keke: The most frightening thing is that I went on the scale today and found out that I weighed three catties

Keke: I want to kill him.

Ah Hong: Hahahahahahahahaha.jpg

Ah Hong: I am finally lighter than you

Xiao Jin: Scattering Flowers.jpg

Ah Hong: Hi Da Pu Ben.jpg

Ah Hong: Thank you, your benefactor, for me

Xiaojin: No, how can you gain weight by eating these?

Xiao Jin: Confusion.jpg

Koko: I don't know either!

Keke: Anyway, I'm getting heavy!

Keke: Angry.jpg

Keke: I'm going to class, bye.jpg

Xiaojin: Goodbye.jpg

Ah Hong: Bye.jpg

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Koko: Well, I misunderstood him

Keke: I don't seem to be gaining weight, but gaining muscle. I can't laugh or cry.jpg

Keke: Just now my coach praised me for my good training, and I can also match nutrition, which is really effective

Keke: But the problem is that I don't want to gain muscle at all?

Ah Hong: So I was just happy for nothing?

Keke: I seriously suspect that Cuihua asked him secretly

Keke: I vaguely remember that Cuihua said that holding me was a bit too tight, it was all bones

Ah Hong: Wait, who is Cuihua?

Ah Hong: Holding you?

Ke Ke: Uh, this is the Chinese name I gave the patron

Ah Hong: You are a cheater!

Ah Hong changed the name of the group chat to "Cuihua is really miserable"

Xiaojin: No, is he really called that?

Keke: No, that’s my name

Keke: He uses the name "Lin Rong" given to him by his mother since he was a child.

Xiaojin: WHAT?

Xiao Jin: Wait, I seem to know him

Xiao Jin: Does he like Italian mixed race?Sophomore?How long has it been since you participated in the school song competition?

Keke: Yes, what, what's the matter?

Xiao Jin: Oh my god, Kokona is actually your man

Xiao Jin: Did you know that he is super famous in school!

Xiao Jin: Many people think he is very handsome, even my senior sister was captured by him! ! !You all know how sexually indifferent that senior sister is to me, my charm is completely in front of her!Like!nonexistent!

Xiao Jin: Explosion in place.jpg

Ah Hong: Take a ladle of cold water and calm down.jpg

Koko: ...

Keke: Fortunately, I am not in the same school as you now

Xiaojin: Hehe.jpg

Xiaojin: Tell you a big gossip.jpg

Xiaojin: Don’t tell me, a schoolgirl confessed to him before, and what did he say?

Xiao Jin: Hahaha

Xiao Jin: Let me laugh for a while

Ah Hong: If you have something to say, say it quickly, if you have a fart, let it go.jpg

Xiao Jin: He said he has a wife

Xiao Jin: So you are his wife

Xiao Jin: I have another sister

Xiao Jin: Rolling with laughter.jpg

Ahong: Hahaha

Ah Hong: Sister Keke, how are you?

Ah Hong: Hi.jpg

Koko: It's not important!

A Hong: I like this topic

Ah Hong: Anyway, I don't want to hear about your skinny bones!

Koko: Innocent.jpg

Keke: Sister, I have a big frame, you don’t know

Keke: When I was 140, my bones were insane, okay?

Keke: Mom loves me again.jpg

Keke: Give your little cutie some love.jpg

Keke: Please be wronged, pitiful.jpg

Xiaojin: Wait a minute, no, Keke, you were 140 before?How much are you now?

Ah Hong: 128+3

Xiaojin: Sister Hong, you are 130

Ah Hong: What's the matter, you think I'm heavy? !

Xiao Jin: No, no, the villain dare not

Xiaojin: Sister, where is your height, 175 has to be this heavy to look good

Ah Hong: Heavy?

Xiaojin: I was wrong, I cut myself off.jpg

Xiaojin: Keke, can I go to exercise with you in the future?

Xiaojin: I suddenly felt the unbearable weight of life

Xiao Jin: Fat as an orange cat.jpg

Xiaojin: I'm sorry for the society, I'm sorry for the organization.jpg

Keke: Then you come tomorrow

Keke: Open my little quilt and wait for you.jpg

Xiaojin: I am a decent person.jpg

Ah Hong: You two abandoned me again!ah ah ah

Ah Hong: Sad.jpg

Xiaojin: Elder sister, I will go and play with you on eleventh, okay?

Ahong: I love you.jpg

Ah Hong: Comparing Hearts.jpg

Ah Hong: It is in stark contrast to someone who has no conscience

Keke: Then I'll go back and seek Cuihua's opinion.

Ah Hong: Let's go.jpg

Ah Hong: Kneel down.jpg