A chat about someone I've over-brained

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Keke changed the name of the group chat to "Ke no Jinzhu Tucao Conference"

Keke: Please help, how can I tactfully tell the donor that I don't like operas and dramas, but commercial blockbusters?

The thing is, the patron is usually quite busy, but sometimes he asks me out to watch a performance on a whim, (Uh, although I always feel that he thinks it’s a bit miserable to go to see it by himself , that’s why I was attracted) But, in fact, although I majored in literature, I’m really not interested in dramas, operas, or stage plays. That's fine too.However, a terrible thing happened. The benefactor seems to be very idle recently, so I have to be pulled out every three to five times to suffer mental torture. I am really going crazy. I miss my Marvel DC, and I want to go to the cinema. .

Ah Hong: Come on, Keke, this is a WeChat group, can you not use the forum body, or which forum do you think you can post this stuff on, you don’t mix the forum, cutie.

Keke: Dad, I am happy, just like this, no way

Ah Hong: All right, all right, my lovely son can do whatever he wants, love you so much.

Koko: No, seriously, help!

Keke: Look at my request for help, I almost fell asleep in the theater today!

Keke: If I fell asleep, wouldn’t it be embarrassing for the donor, he would definitely want to kill me, ahhhh

Xiao Jin: Kill you on the bed?That has a feeling.

Keke: I'm here to seriously ask for help!You love me a little!

Ah Hong: No, just tell him no?Say you don't want to go.

Xiaojin: Just say you don’t want to go, otherwise what else can you do?

Keke: I am cowardly,

Ah Hong: You said you were going to write a thesis, and the midterm was busy.

Keke: I said it, the first time he said that he should go out and relax

Keke: The second time he read my thesis, he directly found me a related play and took me there, saying to accumulate material.

Keke: My heart is really Emm...

Ah Hong: Hahahahaha.jpg

Xiaojin: Hey hey hey.jpg

Xiao Jin: No, he has taken a fancy to you and wants to date you

Xiao Jin: Just follow him

Xiao Jin: shy.jpg

Keke: Jin, can you stop which pot is not opened and which pot is successful?

Keke: It's not like you don't know that I want to be separated from him for a long time.

Coco retracted a message

Keke: I want to eat the red Fuji at home. The ones here are not sweet enough. I can’t see a rock candy heart after opening ten.

A Hong: I will send you some

Ah Hong: But you pay for the freight

Xiaojin: Send me some too

Xiaojin: Comparing Hearts.jpg

Ah Hong: I will send ten kilograms to your home, and you send it to Keke@小晋

Xiaojin: OK.jpg

Xiaojin: Otherwise, let’s go to the movies this weekend and make an appointment for dinner. I haven’t eaten hot pot for a long time @科科

Keke: If my sponsor doesn't mess around, I'll make an appointment at that time

Ah Hong: You abandoned me again, humming.jpg

Ah Hong: Chinese cabbage, Dilihuang.jpg

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Xiao Jin: Ah Hong, I can't stand this guy anymore.

Xiao Jin: Did you know that the hot pot of this melon is not spicy!

Ah Hong: Has he come to be an uncle?

Xiao Jin: This is not the scariest thing, the scariest thing is that he uses this mobile phone app to count calories to eat!

Ah Hong: @科科 Tell me, what stimulated your child?

Ah Hong: Could it be that your financial backer thinks you are fat?

Xiao Jin: No, it’s not over yet

Ah Hong: What's the matter?

Xiaojin: After watching the movie, I still want to eat some barbecue again. Your family Keke is doing well. When you collapse, you drag me to the gym

Xiaojin: They said they should consume the calories they eat! ? ? !

Xiaojin: Convinced.jpg

A Hong: Social Society.jpg

Ah Hong: I'm afraid it wasn't his family's benefactor who broke his waist when he hugged him

Keke: His waist is fine

Keke: I was almost killed by him last night

Xiao Jin: Driving openly

Xiaojin: Di, student card.jpg

Ah Hong: Longevity, someone abused a dog here

Ah Hong: A single dog has no human rights

Ah Hong: Chick Chick.jpg

Xiaojin: I’m single again recently, otherwise, Miss Honghong, you’ll make do with me

Xiao Jin: The Dog Licking His Face.jpg

Ah Hong: Get out, I have never liked a playboy like you.

Ah Hong: Well, Keke is a beauty I have admired since freshman year.

Ah Hong: It's a pity that I was raped by a pig

Keke: Hahaha.jpg

Keke: Didn't the beauty become fat and become a pig later on?

Ah Hong: It’s okay, you still look good now that you’ve lost weight

Ah Hong: lick lick lick.jpg

Ah Hong: And you look better now

Ah Hong: Why are you men growing inversely?

Ah Hong: I am a girl who actually ages much faster than the two of you

Ah Hong: My Heart Confused.jpg

Xiaojin: Sis, you are just too busy with work.

Xiaojin: Sister, marry me and I promise to raise you white and tender

Ah Hong: Just one word, I only say it once.jpg

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Keke: It's terrible, I told you not to help me last time

Koko: I literally fell asleep in the theater today

Keke: Still in the fourth row

Keke: Although it was only less than half a minute, he must have seen it

Koko: It's over now, I'm in the bathroom

Koko: Please help me

Xiao Jin: Give yourself to him for nothing

Xiao Jin: Evil Smile.jpg

Ah Hong: Otherwise, you said that you are too tired to stay up late and study lately?

Keke: Damn it, he's been sleeping with me all week

Xiao Jin: He doesn't really like you, does he?

Xiaojin: Scared.jpg

Keke: Don't be crowed

Ah Hong: It’s been 5 minutes

Ah Hong: Keke won’t be caught by his benefactor, right?

Xiaojin: It’s okay, anyway, his husband won’t check his phone

Ah Hong: Did you actually use the word husband?

Ah Hong: Keke is afraid that he will die of anger when he sees it

Xiao Jin: Slip of the tongue, withdraw

Ahong withdrew a message

Xiaojin retracted a message

Ah Hong: It’s been an hour, and Keke hasn’t shown up yet

Xiaojin: Elder sister, it’s eleven o’clock, and the two of them are probably rolling and spreading pancakes

Ah Hong: Forget it, it’s useless to worry about being so far away, sister, I’m going to bed, don’t stay up late

Ah Hong: Otherwise, the next time we meet, I will be pissed off by the faces of both of you

Xiaojin: Hey hey hey.jpg

Xiaojin: Good night.jpg

Keke: What shameful things have you done behind my back.jpg

Ah Hong:?

Xiaojin: Doubt.jpg

Keke: What did you both withdraw?

Xiaojin: If you are flirting with your sister

Xiao Jin: I don’t want you to see it, hehe

Keke: Dad will be a ghost if he believes you

Ah Hong: Shoot Fly.jpg

Keke: Forget it, that’s not important, what’s important is that I’m liberated

Ah Hong: Will he let you go?

Keke: Not yet QAQ

Ah Hong: Cut, what is that?

Ke Ke: I don’t need to go to dramas with him anymore

Keke: Finally made it through.jpg

Xiaojin: What happened last night?

Xiaojin: curious.jpg

Keke: That’s right, it’s a long story

Ahong: Long story short

Xiao Jin: Long story short!

Koko: ok, uh

Keke: It was because of his conscience that he felt that he was too tired to torment me, and he had to study and take care of him at the same time.So give me a week off, let me have a good rest.jpg

Xiao Jin: Is that so?

Keke: You told me to make a long story short

Koko: Innocent.jpg

Ah Hong: Wait, why did he torment you?

Xiaojin: roll your eyes.jpg

Keke: I didn't bother much, I sold it badly

Keke: Does it count if there are more times at night?

Keke: Wretched smile.jpg

Ah Hong: Hot eyes, speak well

Xiaojin: That’s right, bullying people who don’t have a night life

Xiaojin: Angry.jpg

Keke: hey hey.jpg

Keke: cute.jpg

Ah Hong: I allow you to speak slowly

Xiao Jin: Tell us what happened to you last night

Koko: Well, first of all, last night he waited for me for a while, and then came to the toilet to catch me

A Hong: I guessed it

Xiao Jin: Then

Keke: Then he asked me through the toilet door if I was constipated

Keke: At that time, my heart was full of the three characters of MMP

Xiaojin: Hahaha, lean forward and join together.jpg

Keke: But fortunately, he doesn’t know the Chinese of this sentence, so there are not many people around who can understand Smile.jpg

Keke: I said no, then climbed out, got in the car and asked me again, is school busy recently?

Keke: I thought to myself, it's over, he's definitely going to make a fuss, so I returned him with a constipated expression, and I wasn't particularly busy.

Keke: Fortunately, he is good at Chinese recently and understands what I mean.

Xiao Jin: Did you have a problem with constipation tonight?

Keke: He asked me how many midterm exams and how many papers I had

Keke: Uh, I’m disgusted when you say that @小晋

Keke: Then I told him the amount of papers for the whole semester

Xiao Jin: Do you know that we are disgusted when you say that?

Koko: Well, my fault, I repent

Ah Hong: You are too ruthless, don’t be afraid to scare him to death

Keke: Hahaha, he was really taken aback. I even saw a little pitiful look on his face. He was afraid that he would be so miserable in graduate school. I heard him talking to his buddies today When I called, I sighed and said that I knew that Chinese students study hard, but I didn't expect it to be so hard.

Xiaojin: I feel like you are going to scare him back to the country

Keke: I am a conscientious person. I told him that it is because of my major. There are no exams but all papers, and foreign students are not in the same system as us, so it will not be so miserable.

Ah Hong: So the vacation he gave you is actually for you to study hard?

Keke: Hmm.jpg

Xiaojin: I really believe in your shoes.jpg

Keke: Why can't I waste the vacation I earned by myself?

Ah Hong: Anyway, you are still stuck at home, no one can control you even if you are out in the sea.

Ah Hong: By the way, is the apple delicious?Do you want me to send something else?

Xiaojin: It’s super delicious, Miss Honghong, I love you to death

Koko: I still want to eat clams

Keke: Saliva.jpg

Ah Hong: Get lost, anyway, you have money, so come here to eat by yourself

Ah Hong: Still want me to send seafood?

Ah Hong: Why don’t you go to the sky.jpg

Xiao Jin: Shoulder to shoulder with the sun.jpg

Xiaojin: You are so different. The wind rises.jpg

Xiao Jin: Soaring to [-] Li.jpg

Koko: You are enough

Keke: Bullying me, I can't beat you

Koko: I'm leaving.jpg

Xiaojin: Goodbye.jpg

Ah Hong: All the way.jpg

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