Absolute Zero Extra Story Circling

Zhang Yanduo and Guan Hu never dreamed that they would be followed when they went out for an appointment. They drove to the mountain, set up a tent at the predetermined place, set up a bonfire, and roasted the fish and vegetables they brought.

Winter is not the season for camping, so there is nothing around except for wild animals and snow in the woods. The two ate and chatted and had a good time. After a while, Zhang Yanduo took Guan Hu to the tent to prepare Go big.

Unexpectedly, when they took off half of their clothes, they realized something was wrong. Zhang Yanduo signaled Guan Hu to keep quiet and listened carefully, but Guan Hu didn't hear anything, and asked in a low voice, "Did you hear it wrong? Crazy people only go up the mountain this season. "

"You mean I'm crazy or you're crazy?"

"Well, probably we all are."

Guan Hu thought to himself, if I was not sick, would I agree to accompany you to fight in the mountains in such a severe winter?

But his answer pleased Zhang Yanduo, he kissed him lightly on the forehead, and said, "I'll go out and have a look."

He picked up the shotgun and went out of the tent, Guan Hu followed out curiously, and saw patches of dark pine forest not far away, only the campfire was burning.

With the light of the bonfire, Guan Hu looked around and found nothing unusual, but Zhang Yanduo pointed his shotgun at one spot, and shouted coldly, "Come out!"

The cold wind blew through the woods, making rustling noises, but no one appeared. Zhang Yanduo pulled the bolt of the gun and made a shooting posture. This time there was a response from the other side.

"Don't shoot, it's me."

It was a familiar voice, Zhang Yanduo raised his eyebrows, and saw the bushes were pushed aside, and Wu Gou got out from inside.

His head was stained with dead pine needle leaves, his face was dusted, and he looked very embarrassed. When he saw something in his hand, Zhang Yanduo burst into laughter, put down his gun, and said, "This is not our Wu Are you mentally ill? You said that if you come to be a guest, you can be a guest, why do you bring a cat as a meeting gift?"

There was a lot of food on the bonfire, Mr. Pig couldn't bear it anymore, and twisted in Wu Gou's hand, screaming so fiercely that Wu Gou had to let go of his hand - he believed that there was delicious food in front of him, and Mr. Pig would not ran away.

Sure enough, as soon as he let go, Mr. Pig ran straight towards the grilled fish. Guan Hu hurriedly found one without seasoning, put it on a paper plate, and put it on the ground. Mr. Pig was not polite and stepped forward to bite the fish. Chew it up.

"This cat is very hungry."

Guan Hu looked at the kitten curiously, then turned to look at Wu Gou, who also ran over to grab a grilled fish, and ate it unceremoniously, he added.

"You seem to be quite hungry, too."

"Yeah, I chased this dead cat for more than half a mountain, so I'm not hungry."

As for how Wu Gou tracked halfway and lost him, it was all thanks to Mr. Pig. Not long after he went up the mountain, Mr. Pig opened the zipper of the interlayer, jumped out of the backpack and ran all over the mountain, in order to recover it. , Wu Gou had no choice but to give up tracking for the time being. Fortunately, Mr. Pig got tired after running for a long time, otherwise it would not be so easy to find him.

That's why he was in such a mess. I don't think I was as tired as chasing a cat in the underworld back then!

Guan Hu went to find a small bowl and poured some water into it, squatted down, put the bowl in front of the kitten, and ate and drank. The kitten was so happy that it couldn’t find the south, east, west, north, south, and north. It didn’t resist Guan Hu’s stroking its head at all. .

Guan Hu touched it twice, then raised his head and asked Wu Gou.

"Have you ever had a cat?"

"It's hard to describe this matter. It's not mine, it's Koshihikari's, my brother's."

"It's cute, what's it called?"

"Mr. Pig."

"Mr. Pig? Mr.pig?"

"Yes, Mr.pig, that kind of animal that always coughs."

Wu Gou meowed like a pig with his nose, Guan Hu rolled his eyes. "It's clearly a cat."

"A cat named pig, I started it, can't it?"

What a bad name, but...

"Hehe, as long as you are happy."

After Wu Gou finished eating the fish, he went to get the barbecue next to him, but Zhang Yanduo snatched it away first.

Zhang Yanduo is very unhappy now, every time he goes camping, a group of people come to act as light bulbs, he thought that this time he finally got rid of them, but unexpectedly, he got crazy halfway.

"Why are you following us?" he asked coldly.

Wu Gou gave him a supercilious look.

"Who is following you? Can't I go up the mountain to play?"

"Going up the mountain this season, unless you..."

Guan Hu originally wanted to say "unless you are crazy", but immediately thought that if he said that, wouldn't he be scolding himself?

At last he was smart, so he temporarily changed it to - "Unless you quarreled with the Vietnamese forensic doctor."

Wu Gou continued to roll his eyes, but Zhang Yanduo didn't give him any meat, so he went to get the roasted vegetables - he was starving to death, it would be nice to have something to eat, he didn't dislike anything, it was all because he followed too hastily, he didn't have time to prepare dinner.

Seeing his reaction, the two brothers looked at each other, and Guan Hu burst out laughing.

"You didn't really quarrel with the Vietnamese forensic doctor, did you?"

"Nothing!"

Wu Gou denied it, his eyes turned between the two of them, his expression became ambiguous.

"I didn't expect you to have such a relationship. When did you start?"

"What's the matter, it's so ugly to say."

"Just telling the truth."

"Then how much have you heard?"

Zhang Yanduo spoke very softly, but Wu Gou could tell that there was a knife hidden in his smile, so he shrugged and remained silent.

He didn't actually hear anything, but from the disheveled appearance of the two of them when they came out of the tent, he could guess that he was mentally ill, not mentally handicapped.

Zhang Yanduo's face darkened, and he punched him suddenly. Wu Gou's reaction was also quick, and he dodged it. By the way, he picked up the shotgun next to him with his foot and pointed it at Guan Hu.

Guan Hu didn't expect Wu Gou to do it when he said he would do it, and he was dealing with himself. When he thought of dodging, Zhang Yanduo took a step forward to block him. Who knew that Wu Gou was just teasing them, and when his goal was achieved, he threw his gun away. He opened it and smiled at Zhang Yanduo: "Haha, there is no need to deny it. Look at you, when you saw that your brother was in danger, your face turned pale with fright. Meteor, you were not like this back then."

Zhang Yanduo was very annoyed at being put down, but his face remained calm, and he complained with a smile: "The most unfair thing about God is that when he destroys a person's memory, he forgets to destroy his IQ along the way."

"I know you're jealous of me when you say that, and I don't care."

"There are such brazen people in the world."

"If you are my friend, you don't necessarily have to be kind."

The two confronted each other, Guan Hu pushed Zhang Yanduo away and asked Wu Gou.

"Why are you arguing?"

Wu Gou pretended not to hear, and lowered his head to eat, Zhang Yanduo sneered, "Needless to say, of course it's because of the woman, and Yue Guang is still partial to that woman."

Wu Gou couldn't eat anymore, so he raised his head and asked, "How do you know!?"

"I'm a psychiatrist, what else I don't know."

After Zhang Yanduo finished speaking, he turned around and walked into the tent. Wu Gou didn't care about eating anymore. He threw away the paper plate and followed closely. Halfway he saw that Mr. Pig had finished eating the fish and was going to eat the second one. He picked it up. , holding it and chasing Zhang Yanduo into the tent.

Before he could ask, a business card was handed to him.

Zhang Yanduo said, "Your illness is very serious, you should see a doctor. Here is my business card. Welcome to my clinic."

Wu Gou glanced at the business card, which had Zhang Yanduo's name and title written on it, such as a psychiatrist, he sneered—they all came from the same place, why is he a mental patient, but Zhang Yanduo is a psychiatrist?

"I'm mentally ill, but I'm not mentally retarded. Do you think I'll spend a lot of money listening to your crap?"

He tore off the business card a few times, Zhang Yanduo shrugged.

"Then there is no other way, go away, don't hinder us brothers from loving each other here."

"Who do you think wants to see it, hot eyes."

Wu Gou turned around to go out, turned back halfway, and asked, "Do you have a sleeping bag?"

"have."

"Borrow it."

"One hundred dollars, thank you."

"you!"

Wu Gou got angry, and threw Mr. Pig over, hoping that it would scratch and scare people like not long ago, but Zhang Yanduo grabbed the fur on its neck, hugged it and stroked its back. The kitten felt comfortable and purred. The snoring sound is extremely cute.

"This cat is quite cute, but it's a pity that it has bad eyesight. Why did I find a master like you? No money? Why don't you get out if you don't have money?"

For Wu Gou, he doesn't mind being treated as a mental patient, but he does mind being considered poor.

He put down his backpack and looked through it. Luckily, Yue Guang had saved some dollars, but he found them all. He found out a hundred dollars and handed them over. Zhang Yanduo took it, and took out a spare sleeping bag and threw it to him.

"Go away and sleep."

"Don't worry, I don't plan to take calcium tablets."

Wu Gou hugged the sleeping bag in one hand and the cat in the other, and walked away muttering. Guan Hu looked at his back and said amusedly, "You're worrying too much. We're not celebrities, and we don't have money for sneak shots."

"You don't know him. He only does things for his own pleasure, money is second."

"But I heard he's been pretty good lately."

"That's because someone is following him—everyone has a devil lurking in his heart, but everyone also has a conscience in his heart. Koshihikari is his conscience. If Koshihikari doesn't exist, he will become a demon again."

"So if there is a problem between them and Wu Gou turns into a demon again, it will probably affect the people around him."

"Don't worry, I won't let this happen, but before that..." Zhang Yanduo reached out and started to unbutton Guan Hu's clothes, and said with a smile, "We have more important things to do."

Wu Gou found a flat place far away from the tent, spread out the sleeping bag, pulled Mr. Pig past him, and checked the wound on his leg.

The process was very simple. Mr. Pig didn't know whether he was docile by nature or simply afraid of him. He didn't resist his manipulation at all. Wu Gou was very satisfied with this. He applied medicine to it, readjusted the splint, and said, "Although I didn't give it Animals have been treated for fractures, but people are often treated, don’t worry, with a doctor as good as me, you will be fine soon.”

After wrapping up, Wu Gou put Mr. Zhu into the sleeping bag, got into it himself, and took out his mobile phone to kill Shiwen online.

Who knows that there is no signal in the mountains, not to mention surfing the Internet, even talking on the phone, Wu Gou is a little bored, wondering if Yueguang has returned home, has he found out that he has run away from home, and has he called himself after he found out.

He won't answer the phone!

No, if Koshihikari called to apologize, then he would be at a loss if he didn’t answer, so the call should still be answered, but not right away, we have to wait for him to call a few times before considering whether to apologize to him Chance……

While thinking wildly, he was playing the game stored in his mobile phone. He was getting nervous when he heard footsteps, and Zhang Yanduo walked over.

Wu Gou raised his eyelids, and said casually, "It's over so soon, you can't do it."

"Then do you want to try?"

"You're too old to be interested."

"Not necessarily older than Koshihikari, but you are quite interested in him."

Zhang Yanduo sat beside the sleeping bag and said, "Talk about what happened between you and him, maybe I can help you."

Wu Gou was busy playing games, so he glanced at him casually, Zhang Yanduo smiled and said, "Consultation is free, and it's not too late to pay you when I can help you."

Wu Gou thought for a while, yes, today it's Miss Lin, and tomorrow it might be Miss Pig and Miss Ma, he doesn't want to vomit with Yueguang every day over this kind of thing.

He closed the game, crawled out of his sleeping bag, and said, "Then give me another business card."

Zhang Yanduo took out a business card holder, popped one out, Wu Gou took it out, looked at the business card again, and asked, "How do you know that we quarrel because of women, and that he speaks for women?"

"Needless to say, he's a deadhead. When he sees a beautiful and pitiful woman, he thinks she is weak. Of course, it doesn't rule out that you have conflicts because of men, but women are more likely."

"That's right, that's what he thinks. In fact, that woman is a bitch. While having an affair with the congressman, she went on a blind date with him. I exposed it, and they even ganged up with the whole family to scold me, and Koshihikari didn't speak for me! "

Wu Gou got angry when he mentioned this matter. Under the same hatred, he opened up the chatterbox and told the whole story.

"It's not that he doesn't believe you, but many parents have this common problem, that is, when conflicts arise, they always think that outsiders are right and that their own children have problems. He will cooperate with the other party to talk, so as not to make the situation more embarrassing. You have to be considerate of him. Don’t forget that he is an ordinary person. He grew up in an ordinary society and cares more about interpersonal relationships. Unless you are going to live in a mountain cave, you will make too many enemies. Yes. You're not doing him or his family any good."

After hearing these words, Wu Gou became more angry, and said, "So the editor didn't reveal the affair between the councilor and Ms. Lin, and it wasn't just for money?"

"Of course. Money is only one aspect. Offending people makes life difficult for their magazine. This is the so-called forgiveness and forgiveness. You have been with Koshihikari for so long, you should know that this is how he behaves in the world." .”

Wu Gou recalled it for a while, and felt that what Zhang Yanduo said was true, he asked: "Then I made him lose face, will he be very angry?"

"No, if he was so cruel, he wouldn't have taken care of you for so long. Taking care of you is definitely more tiring than taking care of Mr. Pig. You also know how moody you are."

"I would like to refute, but I have no words."

"After this incident, Yueguang and Ms. Lin will definitely not be able to make it, but in the future, this kind of blind date will definitely be indispensable. After all, Yueguang is the only heir to the property of the president of the Jiang Group. Of course, his father hopes that he will choose a well-matched woman to marry. To consolidate his family business, in order to achieve his goal, the old fox will not mind using any means."

"So it wasn't that Koshihikari tricked me into going on a blind date, but that he was also tricked by the old fox?"

"That's for sure, Koshihikari is better at dealing with corpses, he can't deal with the old fox, but I don't think you are a person who is willing to surrender to others."

"Of course, Koshihikari belongs to me. I don't want him to marry someone else! It's not okay to fall in love. When he saved me, he said he would stay with me for the rest of his life!"

Zhang Yanduo secretly rolled his eyes, thinking that there is no contradiction in marrying him with you, and Koshihikari is also unlucky to meet such an indistinct master, but he would like to fight or suffer, if Koshihikari didn't have the intention , and won't let Wu Gou take whatever he wants.

Clearing his throat, he said, "So for what you want, you have to act first, put your own label on it, and no one will dare to touch it after it is kept."

"Just like you and Guan Hu?"

"Well, it's not the same. You also know that Koshihikari is soft but not strong. If you are the overlord, then... there will be no more."

"I understand, I don't care about that kind of thing, only people who don't have confidence will fight back and forth on the bed."

Zhang Yanduo suddenly felt a little pain in the face from the beating, he put on a smile and said, "Then what are you waiting for? Do it quickly."

"But I've already come out, so going back on my own initiative doesn't mean admitting that it's my fault?"

"Of course, let him find you and give me your address, so he can use it when he comes to ask."

"Are you sure he will call you?"

"120 percent."

"Well, I'll contact you after I've booked a hotel, but——you wouldn't be so kind, say, what are you planning?"

"After all, we came from the same place, so we need to help each other."

Wu Gou didn't speak, but looked at Zhang Yanduo with a sneer, and Zhang Yanduo shrugged.

"Okay, the consulting fee is ten thousand dollars."

"Ten thousand dollars, you want to kill me!"

"It turns out that you have been out for so long and haven't even saved such a small amount of money, or do you think your feelings for Koshihikari are not worth the price?"

"of course not!"

"The 1 yuan also includes the cost of your consultation in the future. There are many twists and turns in ordinary people's relationships, not to mention that you are a mental patient and he is a normal person. There must be a lot of twists and turns in the future. I can help you when the time comes." You, look, all this adds up to $[-], how merciful I am."

Wu Gou thought about it carefully, and felt that it was quite cheap. He knew that sometimes he was not good at communication, and Zhang Yanduo did a lot better in this regard. It is better to have someone to help with this kind of emotional matter than to be blind.

"If the problem can be solved smoothly, I will pay!"

"make a deal!"