Absolute Zero Extra Story Circling

Yueguang picked up the teacup and was about to drink tea, when he looked up and saw Wu Gou, he was taken aback for a moment, but Wu Gou didn't give him a chance to speak, so he picked up the chair next to him, put it in front of the table, and sat down.

The woman was stunned, seeing that the expressions of the two of them seemed to know each other, she asked, "You..."

Wu Gou didn't look at him, he took off his backpack and put it on his lap, put his hands on the table, and said to Yue Guang, "Brother, what a coincidence."

"Yeah, why are you here?"

"Are you kidding? Is this restaurant owned by your family? Why can't I come?"

Wu Gou's tone was quite bad, and Yue Guang knew that he was angry when he heard it. The two of them had lived together for so long, and he knew Wu Gou's temper well. Yes, I was going home to run some errands, and I happened to meet Ms. Lin..."

"Girlfriend?"

Wu Gou smiled and looked at the woman.

From the front, he felt that the woman was older than her actual age, and her hairstyle didn't suit her temperament. Wow, she was already wearing a pink skirt when she was so old.

Wu Gou evaluated harshly in his heart, and gave her a comprehensive score of zero, but complained to Yue Guang, saying: "It's so embarrassing, I don't even tell my brother if I have a girlfriend."

"Not a girlfriend, just..."

"It's just a blind date, right?"

Wu Gou's face darkened, his eyes were as cold as a knife, and he glanced at the opposite table. The people sitting at that table didn't know what happened. The middle-aged woman wanted to come over, but her husband stopped her.

Wu Gou's eye knife finally swept across Yueguang, and Yueguang couldn't help shaking. He knew that Wu Gou would not do violent things, but this look still made him feel scared, and he smiled awkwardly, admitting this. It's a blind date.

Wu Gou changed into a smiling face in a second, and said kindly, "It's your fault. We're going on a blind date. What corpse are you going to dissect? Have you washed your hands?"

"An autopsy?"

Yue Guang was stunned, and Miss Lin was also stunned. Wu Gou said to her sincerely, "Did you shake hands with my brother just now? If you did, I suggest you wash your hands a few times later."

"Why wash your hands?"

"Because he is a forensic doctor, he works with corpses all day long, and he has a bad habit. He often forgets to wash his hands after touching the corpse, and just grabs food to eat, but he can't blame him for this. Their forensic work is very hard, and they are often hungry... ...Ah, no, it's because you can't be hungry, you can eat anything when you get hungry..."

Miss Lin looked at Yue Guang, her expression became very strange, Yue Guang wanted to explain, Wu Gou asked him with a look of surprise.

"What? Haven't you told Ms. Lin about your work situation?"

"My parents said he was the young owner of Jiang's Construction Group..."

"Brother, how can you do this? When you are on a blind date, the truth is the only way to enhance the relationship. Miss Lin, let me tell you, my brother's young boss is in name, and he won't go back for a year or so. His regular job He is a forensic doctor who deals with dead bodies every day, such as drowned corpses whose original appearance cannot be seen clearly after being soaked for many days, and corpses that have been stabbed with knives so many bloodstained bodies, and..."

"vomit!"

Miss Lin couldn't take it anymore, she covered her mouth and tilted her head to one side, Yue Guang leaned forward to help her, but she kept hiding back.

Seeing that something was wrong, the secretary rushed over and explained to her, "Miss Lin, don't bother with this person, he has a history of mental illness, and sometimes he speaks inappropriately..."

"Yes, that's right, I'm his younger brother, and I have a history of mental illness."

Wu Gou raised his finger to point at Yue Guang, and Miss Lin looked at the two of them with an even weirder expression.

Wu Gou explained to her kindly: "Don't worry, this disease is not inherited by everyone, look at my brother, he looks normal, look, come, come!"

"Stop talking nonsense, you are not Mr. Yue's younger brother at all, go away and don't bother them here."

"I'm not his younger brother?" Wu Gou turned his head to look at Koshihikari, and asked with a smile, "Really?"

Things got worse, Koshihikari felt a headache and said, "He's my brother, it's just..."

The explanation was interrupted again. Wu Gou looked at Ms. Lin and said, "Hey, suddenly you look familiar. Did you go to the Emperor Hotel two days ago? With that congressman..."

Miss Lin's complexion changed, she stood up abruptly, and shouted, "No! No!"

Her voice was so loud that it alarmed all the guests around. Yueguang's father and her parents ran over, and her mother pointed at Wu Gou and shouted: "What's going on here? Where did this madman come from? It's not too fast." Get rid of him!"

The secretary hurriedly pulled Wu Gou, but Wu Gou pushed him casually, and he sat down on the ground.

This attracted more people's attention, seeing Lin's parents and Yueguang's father glaring at him, Wu Gou hid behind Yueguang and said aggrievedly, "Brother, look, they are all bullying me, and you don't even help me. "

No one bullied you, it was obviously you who came to disrupt the situation.

Koshihikari rubbed his forehead, felt that he couldn't get used to him anymore, so he pulled him out, and taught him a lesson: "Apologize quickly."

"What are you sorry for?"

"You scare people with your nonsense."

"I'm not talking nonsense. It's obvious that she had an extramarital affair with that congressman. She went to a hotel to open a room two days ago, and was photographed by the paparazzi."

Wu Gou pointed at Miss Lin, Yue Guang looked over, her face was pale, she lowered her head and said nothing, Wu Gou added: "I can see clearly, I am absolutely right, if you don't believe me, go back and cancel the magazine Come, it will be clear at a glance."

Mrs. Lin couldn't get angry, she pointed at Koshihikari's father and shouted: "How did you educate your son, it's fine if you don't like this marriage, why bother to humiliate us?"

"He's not my son!"

"Isn't he your son, is he my son?"

After she finished cursing, she pointed at Wu Gou and shouted, "Don't think that we are afraid of your family, if you talk nonsense again, I will sue you for slander!"

"Ah, I'm so scared, but if you want to sue, it is recommended to consult a lawyer in advance and ask him how much responsibility a mental patient should bear for his actions. Don't make trouble when everyone knows about your daughter's relationship with a congressman. You haven't sued yet. Got me."

"you!"

"Don't believe I'm sick, this is my mental illness certificate."

Wu Gou opened the middle layer of the backpack, took out his ID to show everyone, and also unzipped the layer containing Mr. Pig by the way.

The kitten was suffocated in it, and when it saw a chance, it jumped onto the table.

Everyone's eyes were on the certificate, and when they noticed that there was another cat, it had already spread joy on the table, stretched out its paws and knocked over the teacup, but was startled by the noise, jumped to the side, and then A teacup also fell to the ground.

The kitten jumped along with the teacup, and just jumped on Mrs. Lin, making her scream loudly in fright.

"I'm allergic to fur, grab it, grab it!"

She yelled and yelled, making everyone panic and rushed to catch the cat, but the kitten moved quickly. After running around, it jumped again and jumped on the secretary's head. The secretary stepped on the tea and slipped under his feet. , fell down again.

"Mr. Pig, why are you disobedient, come back quickly!"

Seeing that the trouble was almost over, Wu Gou went over and grabbed the naughty kitten, and said to Mrs. Lin, "I'm sorry, Mrs. Lin, are you okay?"

Mrs. Lin was trembling all the time and couldn't speak. Wu Gou took two steps back and said in a worried tone, "It doesn't look like it's all right. This cat is really naughty. It's me...brother pick it up." The feral cat that came back was originally used for anatomical experiments, so it was not dewormed, and I don’t know if it ate dead mice, and there may be a lot of germs on it. Which of you was caught? Remember to look back Go check it out."

Hearing halfway, Mrs. Lin rolled her eyes and passed out.

Ms. Lin supported her, and Mr. Lin was picking someone for her. The secretary was busy calling the doctor, seeing a mess in front of her, Yue Guang felt dizzy, and explained: "No, the kitten is not sick, I just took it to the pet hospital checked."

Miss Lin hurriedly asked, "Really?"

Yueguang nodded hastily, and Wu Gou hurriedly said, "Brother, how can you half-talk it? You took it to the hospital because you treated it as a live experiment and broke its leg."

"Wu Hook!"

Hearing Wu Gou's nonsense, the more he said the more outrageous, Yue Guang was really angry this time, and shouted at him, Wu Gou was about to retort, when Yue Guang's father, the old man who had been on the sidelines, opened his mouth and pointed at Wu Gou with a civilized stick. hook.

"In order not to cause more confusion, you'd better disappear right now."

He spoke in a calm and measured tone, but it was not difficult to hear the aura inside. Wu Gou had been in the underworld for many years, and he knew who could offend and who could not offend him. He picked up his backpack and muttered, "Oh, what do you guys think?" Rich people? It’s so boring, you’re as knowledgeable as a mental patient, Mr. Pig, let’s go, I’ll take you to eat delicious food.”

He grabbed the fur of the kitten's neck, stuffed it into the backpack, and walked away.

Wu Gou came out of the hotel and just entered the parking lot when he heard footsteps behind him. He turned his head to see that Yue Guang was chasing him, his cheeks flushed and he showed an annoyed expression.

Wu Gou stopped, and Yue Guang rushed in front of him, asking angrily, "Why are you making such small moves?"

"What kind of trick?"

"Teasing the mother and daughter of the Lin family and the secretary, making them embarrassing in public, I usually rely on you when you lose your temper when you are unhappy, but you are too much today, why do you want to hurt me when something is wrong?"

Having been with Yueguang for so long, this was probably the first time Wu Gou saw him angry, so he became angry too, because usually no matter how he played pranks, Yueguang would just laugh it off, but today he scolded him because of a woman. he.

The more Guang Yue became angrier, the more Wu Gou wanted to confront him, shrugged, and said nonchalantly, "You'll say that, you've never seen me go too far."

"you!"

Yue Guang was annoyed by his attitude, he raised his hand, Wu Gou's expression darkened, and he suddenly shouted: "Hit!"

Yueguang's hand stopped in mid-air, Wu Gou purposely leaned in front of him, and said loudly, "Hit, don't you want to hit me? Hit!"

After being yelled at by him, Koshihikari calmed down, took a deep breath, and put his hand down.

Seeing his reaction, Wu Gou sneered.

"Look, there is no such thing as a good-natured nonsense in this world. A good-tempered person like you wants to beat someone even when he is irritated. If I give you a knife now, maybe you will kill someone, right?"

"Don't confuse the public. It's obvious that you did something wrong first. If you don't apologize, it's fine. You still have this attitude."

After hearing this, Wu Gou became even angrier.

"So you came after me on purpose because you want me to go back and apologize to them? It's funny, what's wrong with talking to a mental patient? Are you out of your mind?"

Yue Guang was taken aback, Wu Gou looked at him, and said coldly, "Yue Guang, I am very disappointed in you, and I will not apologize, because you lied to me first."

"I did not lie to you!"

"Ghost knows."

Wu Gou turned around and left, Yue Guang caught up with him and asked, "What you said about Miss Lin... is it true?"

"Oh, I made it up, see, I am such a person, so why do you believe what a mental patient says, go back and coax your father, don't let him be unhappy, and give the inheritance to others .”

After Wu Gou finished speaking, he ran away. Yue Guang's speed was not as fast as him. Halfway through the chase, Wu Gou got into the car and drove past him. Yue Guang followed behind the car and called a few times. Wu Gou There was no response, the pink car turned a corner and ran away.

Koshihikari had no choice but to stop, thinking about the scene in the restaurant, he rubbed his head, and decided to solve the mess here first.

Anyway, Wu Gou is on fire now, and he can't listen to what he says, so let's wait for him to calm down before communicating.

Wu Gou drove the car all the way, and the more he thought about it on the way, the more angry he became, so he simply stopped the car on the side of the road and called the editor of the magazine.

As soon as the call was connected, he asked, "The photos I gave you two days ago were of that congressman playing with the public. Why didn't I see it come out?"

"Oh, don't mention this matter, once you mention it, you will get angry. That guy has a backer, and he can't suppress this matter."

"Ha ha."

"Wu Gou, let me remind you not to use your brains. We have already guaranteed that the other party will not explode. If something gets out, we will have a hard time, and you will also have a hard time."

"You threatened me?"

"No, no, no, where? I mean, why is there such a rush for such a thing? How can you not get your shoes wet when you often walk by the river? If he does this, there will always be a chance to pull his pigtails."

"Say, how much did they pay you for keeping quiet?"

"this……"

"Don't worry, I don't want yours, I just have a bottom line in my heart."

The editor carefully stated the amount, and Wu Gou felt calm after listening to it. With such a large amount of money, I believe anyone would give up breaking the news.

However, others dare not, so he can come by himself, the photos on his side are more complete, let the woman say that he lied, then we will see who is lying!

Wu Gou hung up the phone, took out his small laptop and turned it on, inserted the SD card into it, and connected to a certain network platform. However, when he clicked upload, he hesitated for a moment, and temporarily pressed the cancel button.

I have known Koshihikari for so long, and Koshihikari knows him, and he knows Koshihikari, that guy is sometimes brainless and upright and pedantic, so he must not like doing this kind of backstabbing himself, the worst thing is In case that woman can't think about it...

Although this possibility is unlikely, but in case such a thing is hard to say, it doesn't matter if she died. It would be very boring if Koshihikari got into trouble with him because of her death.

Wu Gou thought for a while, closed the webpage, closed the small laptop and threw it into the backpack. Mr. Pig was scratching in it. He opened the zipper, and Mr. Pig jumped out and ran around in the car.

Wu Gou grabbed the fur of its neck and brought it up to his eyes, saying, "I'm in a bad mood right now, you'd better be honest and don't bother me."

Probably the murderous aura on his body is really heavy now, Mr. Pig whined twice, and after being put down by him, he obediently lay on the passenger seat and did not move.

Wu Gou drove the car, and said to himself, "Are you saying I'm wrong? He lied to me first, didn't believe me, and scolded me later. It's fine if his blind date is a good girl, but She is simply cheating on both sides, and he still believes her or not, this day will be impossible!"

The kitten made a purring sound, and Wu Gou felt that it was agreeing with his words, and felt better, so he took out some cat snacks and stuffed them for it.

When the kitten was struggling to eat snacks, he continued: "So I decided to leave, otherwise I would kill him in anger, and I would definitely regret it later. He has always been very good to me, although occasionally IQ is not online, but in this world There are more fools than psychos, so I should forgive him."

"Gulu Gulu..."

"You don't need to persuade me, I must go, at least wait until I calm down before considering whether to go back."

Wu Gou chatted with a cat all the way, and when he got home, he also made up his mind.

He went to his room and asked for a bigger bag, stuffed the things he needed into it, and looked at the wallet. There was not much cash, because Koshihikari usually said that he spent too much money, so he would hand it over when he made money , There is only a little pocket money left in the purse.

This amount of money is probably not enough to live in a high-end hotel.Wu Gou went to Yueguang's room, and Yueguang's desk drawer was locked, but this thing did not bother him, so he pulled off the small hairpin with bangs, fiddled with it twice in the keyhole, and the lock was locked by him. opened.

There were passbooks, passports, and some cash in the drawer. Wu Gou took all the money away and stuffed it into his wallet. Before going out, he glanced at the pornographic CDs on the bookcase. He suddenly felt very angry. I took it out and scratched a few times on each disc with the key. Only then was I satisfied, picked up the backpack and went downstairs.

He found an oil-based pen from the pen holder, spread out the white paper on the table, and wrote a large line——

I'm leaving, don't look for me! ! !

Three exclamation points were added at the end to express his anger at the moment.

After writing, Wu Gou took out the SD card and put it on the paper, and was about to leave, took two steps and then backed away.

The card was left to let Koshihikari know that he didn't lie to him, but... why did he want to know?If you don't believe it, forget it, I don't care about it.

He picked up the SD card, waved it, and threw it into the fireplace.

Mr. Pig had had enough of playing around, and when he saw Wu Gou going out, he thought he was going out again to take risks, so he hurried over and meowed at him.

Wu Gou knelt down to look at it.

"You can stay here. My brother is a nice guy. He must treat you better than I treat you."

The kitten didn't understand, so it kept rubbing against him. Wu Gou picked it up when he was happy.

"Mr. Pig, your vision is much better than my brother's. It can be seen that his IQ is not as good as a pig. Well, for the sake of your help just now, I decided to recruit you. If you are not afraid of living and sleeping with me in the future, come in. Bar."

He opened the interlayer of the backpack. Mr. Pig went out with him earlier and tasted the sweetness, so he got in without saying a word. He found another big bag, packed all the cat dry food and canned food, packed it up and left.

No one can live without him in this world, not to mention he has a comrade-in-arms, Mr. Pig!

Wu Gou took his pet Mr. Pig and drove to the magazine office. He handed in the photos and got a lot of money in exchange. He stuffed the cash into his backpack, thinking that the money would be enough for him to squander for a while.

Seeing that it was getting late, Wu Gou drove the car and said, "Let's go, Mr. Pig, I'll take you to a five-star hotel to enjoy the Christmas dinner."

There was a big hotel nearby. Wu Gou drove to the hotel and was about to turn the car in when he suddenly saw a black Wrangler driving past. Some parts of the Wrangler had been remodeled, so Wu Gou recognized it at a glance. Zhang Yanduo's car.

Guan Hu seemed to be in the car too, looking at their big jeep and his own pink car, Wu Gou felt the so-called no harm without comparison.

Strange, it's Christmas, where are the two brothers going, is there any big case?

Thinking that there was a case to investigate, Wu Gou became excited, turned lapin back temporarily, rushed into the driveway and chased after him.