What are you afraid of?

The next morning, Jiang Shi was not woken up by the biological clock, but by a violent vibration.

He opened his eyes, and it took him five seconds to realize that something was wrong. He got up and exclaimed, "An earthquake?!"

When I touched the side, it was empty, and Ye Bai was not there.

At the same time, there was a loud bang of a heavy object falling outside the room, which shocked Jiang Shi a lot. He ran out in a hurry, and was stunned when he saw the scene outside the room.

Ye Baifeng and each station are at the same end of the living room, between them is a mess, the sofa is in a mess, the tea table is torn apart, and the curtains have turned into strips of cloth.The TV screen was cracked, and plumes of black smoke were still coming out...

Feng Yu smiled and said: "You are not my opponent now."

"Really?" Yebai's body was covered with a layer of frost, and invisible spells condensed on his hands, "I have never used my full strength to fight with you."

"Oh?" There was a trace of cruelty in Feng Yu's eyes, "You mean you can defeat me with your current semi-perfect demon power? Then try!"

After all, the two will start wreaking havoc again.

"Fuck stop!!!"

A roar that was about to overturn the roof stopped their movements, and Ye Bai's enchantment quickly dissipated, and even the cold air around his body disappeared without a trace, he looked at Jiang Shi softly, "A Shi, you are up. "

It's a pity that Jiang Shi was not softened at all, and he gave them both a fierce look.

Feng Yu acted like a weak willow supporting the wind, "You are all too good, one fights with me, and the other scares me."

Ye Bai explained: "He wants to climb into our bed, he should hit him."

Jiang Shi: "..."

Feng Yu said sadly: "I just feel cold at night, seeing you hugging each other is very warm, I just want to keep warm."

"No, he's a pervert." Ye Bai made perfect use of the new words he learned.

Before Feng Yu opened his mouth to argue, Jiang Shi pulled the lead back: "I don't want to know why you guys are fighting now. My house has been tossed into a garbage dump, how to solve it?"

These two powerful fighters have always been shockingly admired by others. They haven't wiped their butts before, and realized that they had caused trouble. They didn't know what to do for a while, and looked at Jiang Shi helplessly.

"You!" Jiang Shi pointed at Feng Yu impolitely and reprimanded, "Who said you can't use spells?! The order in my house is all messed up! How do you contact your Heavenly Emperor?! You broke the rules of heaven!"

Feng Yu was wronged, and she was too embarrassed to act like a baby.

"And you!" Jiang Shi turned to Yebai, "This is your house! You can do it too?! Can't you make it through?!"

Yebai lowered his head and rubbed against Jiang Shi bit by bit.

"Don't come here." Jiang Shi retreated vigilantly, "I'm very angry now, and it's useless for you to use any tricks."

He glanced at them with eyes full of hostility, "Find a way to restore the original state, do you hear me?"

The two powerful chickens nodded like pecking at rice.

Jiang Shi turned to wash up, because he was so angry that brushing his teeth made his gums bleed.When he walked to the living room again, Feng Yu and Bai were using spells to repair the mess. They were not of the household type, and their movements were even clumsy, especially Feng Yu, who put a little more effort into restoring the coffee table, poor coffee table Broken again.

But the effect was outstanding, and the living room quickly returned to its original state.

Jiang Shi embraced his chest, frowning and sweeping around, Ye Bai and Feng Yu both looked at him nervously.

"It's all fixed." Feng Yu whispered.

Jiang Shi walked to the TV, turned it on, and there was a sizzling snowflake screen, and then the rear box exploded with a bang, emitting unpleasant black smoke.

Ye Bai came to him quickly, "Are you all right?"

"Is it okay?" Jiang Shi stared, "Do you think it's okay?"

Ye Bai said, "I'm asking you, stay away."

"...Oh." Jiang Shi sneered, and his bad mood eased a little.

TV Yu Yebai has extraordinary significance, it is the source of all his knowledge in the world, seeing such a situation, he looked at Feng Yu unkindly, "Pay me."

"Me?" Feng Yu pointed at herself in disbelief.

"You broke it." Ye Bai said.

"You! What evidence do you have!?" Feng Yu couldn't bear the humiliation.

Ye Bai said coldly: "It's not Ah Shi, and it's not me, who else could it be?"

Feng Yu: "..."

Jiang Shi almost laughed, his face tensed, "I don't care how you share the responsibility, I will watch normal TV after I come back. I'm leaving."

Yebai grabbed him and asked, "Aren't you going to kiss today?"

There was an outsider present, Jiang Shi blushed, shook off him and said harshly: "You have done so many good things, no!"

After the sound of closing the door, Ye Bai turned back to his frosty face, looking at Feng Yu with sharp eyes like a knife blade, "It's all your fault."

Feng Yu laughed angrily: "You are a dead snake, you are so angry that you are so angry, this problem will not change in 1 years!"

Ye Bai pointed at the TV, "Fix it."

Feng Yu was so angry that the volcano erupted fifty times in his brain for giving him this natural appearance that seemed to have nothing to do with him, but he didn't overflow because he was really wrong after all.She gritted her teeth and asked, "How to fix it?"

Ye Bai kindly thought about it for her, there seemed to be a shop outside the community, and when Ye Bai passed by to work, he would always hear the voice of "repairing TV, computer, refrigerator, electric fan..." from inside.

He told Feng Yu this information.

Feng and Yixi said, "Then take it to that craftsman for repair."

But it's still in vain to catch up on sleep, and Ren Fenghe will not wake up when he lays his teeth, dances claws, drums and drums beside him.

Feng and frustration muttered: "Just now you woke up sharply."

"Ah Shi, you look a bit ugly, did you not sleep well last night?" Xu Tianzong asked on the way to school.

"No, it's because of being angry." Jiang Shi rubbed his face, "That weird woman yesterday is also an incredible character."

"What role?" Xu Tianzong was quite interested.

"You still don't know, otherwise the immortal culture left by our ancestors will collapse." Jiang Shi shook his head.

Xu Tianzong could probably guess the identity of that woman, and accepted Yebai's existence, two more would be fine.

"By the way, I want to change to another TV." Jiang Shi said, "The one at home is scrapped."

"Don't take it for repair?"

"I won't fix it. Dabai likes to watch TV the most. I plan to buy an LCD one. What brand is better?"

Xu Tianzong sighed in admiration, "Falling in love really costs money."

Finally, he got up in vain, and Feng Yu followed behind him with the TV on his shoulders, and came to the shop.

The boss was a middle-aged man, and his clothes were stained with stains that couldn't be washed off. He glanced at the customers who came in and sat up straight.

The handsome and indifferent one in the front can only be seen from a distance but not be played with. The gorgeous and enchanting one in the back, if there is no TV on his shoulder, he is definitely the stunner among the stunners.

"How much is it for repairing the TV?" said the one who couldn't be played with, his voice was low and hoarse, it turned out to be a man's voice.

The boss came back to his senses and stammered: "Yes, I need to see first, what, what is the problem."

The man nodded his chin, "Put it down."

Stunner put the TV on the floor, her plump breasts trembled, she looked at the boss coquettishly, and said softly, "I'm sorry."

The boss felt numb on one side of his body, and checked it tremblingly. After 1 minute, "It's all dead inside, and it's not certain whether it can be repaired."

Those who are not to be played with are also frowning in vain, "Can't it be repaired?"

The boss shrugged his shoulders, "It's not...it will take some effort, about 700 yuan."

Ye Bai looked at Feng Yu, the beauty, and asked silently but clearly, are you rich?

Of course Feng Yu had no money, so she came to the boss and blinked, asking, "Am I beautiful?"

The boss nodded blankly.

"Then can you not take money?" Feng and Meimu expressed affection.

The boss regained consciousness instantly, shook his head, "No."

Feng Yu couldn't believe it.

He also sneered, as a senior who had lived in the human world for almost half a year, he was well versed in the ways of society, and left after leaving a sentence of "find your own way".

Soon Feng Yu chased after him, "Do you have money?"

Ye Bai distanced herself from her, "Don't even think about it, all my money belongs to Ah Shi."

"I don't have any money!" Feng Yu shouted in despair.

"What does it have to do with me."

"If you don't have money and can't repair the box, you won't be able to watch Rao Shizi's Beloved Wife Strategy!"

Ye Bai paused, thought for a while, and finally said disgustedly: "Follow me."

The zoo happened to have a part-time job handing out leaflets, so I recommended Feng Yu to go there. Brother Chao looked at this beautiful girl and said, "Isn't this a bit violent?"

Feng Yu blinked, "Then can you give me money?"

"..." Brother Chao stuffed the doll clothes for her, "At the south gate in the morning and at the north gate in the afternoon, it's been hard work."

Feng Yu: "..." Are ordinary people so cruel nowadays? !

After school, Jiang Shi went to the Electric City. There was a classmate in his class who bought electrical appliances. He introduced a TV that was good in all aspects at school. Jiang Shi just went to the store to pick up the product and pay for it.

The workers came to place it at the door, and it didn't take long.Looking at this brand new and thin TV, Jiang Shi looked forward to Yebai's surprised expression when he came back.

Today, it's officially been a full month since I went to work in vain. The days are not important, the important thing is to get paid.

Brother Chao took out the envelope containing the salary, and his eyes lit up when he saw it obviously. He was helpless and funny, and he hadn't seen any fluctuations in him usually, but when he saw the money, he took on a human touch.

"You have performed well this month. The zoo's visitor flow has increased by several points because of your arrival. The director said that he will give you an extra bonus, a total of [-]. You can order some."

Ye Bai took the money, and there was a smile on his face when he took out the thick stack. After seeing it, several female colleagues swallowed, and the wallet was about to move.

Feng Yu stayed in the doll costume for a long time, but this time she was still wearing it, only the headgear was taken off, her hair was soaked in sweat, her delicate little face was flushed, and she was extremely charming.But she forgot to show her charm, and asked anxiously, "Where's mine?"

"Oh." Brother Chao took out two red notes, "You worked hard today too."

Feng Yu took it, with a bright and joyful smile on her face, which could make everything look pale, but the smile only existed for a few seconds, and she saw that it was white, and said dissatisfiedly: "Why does he have more than me?"

Yebai sneered disdainfully, changed clothes and went home from get off work.

Back home, Feng Yu was still complaining endlessly behind him, saying how tired he was today, how blind mortals are.

Ye Bai turned a deaf ear, first found Jiang Shi when he entered the house, and then his eyes fell on the strange objects in the living room.

"Are you back?" Jiang Shi sat cross-legged on the ground and did his homework. When he heard the movement and looked over, he smiled when he saw the dazed look, "Xindianshi, do you like it?"

Ye Bai walked over and touched it, a little surprised, "It's different from the original one."

"This one is big and clear. It will be more comfortable for you to watch those rubbish TV shows." Jiang Shi came to him, "Sooner or later, I will ruin my family for you." But there was only pampering in his tone.

Ye Bai turned to look at him, took out the envelope and handed it to him, with an expression of anticipation, "Here you are."

Jiang Shi opened it and looked in surprise, "Why... did you get paid today?"

"Yeah." Yebai nodded, "I earned it, and I'll give it to you."

Jiang Shi raised his eyes to look at him, and the thousand-year-old monster's eyes clearly said "Praise", Jiang Shi pulled his collar, kissed him, and said with a smile, "That's great."

Ye Bai was sweet from the inside out, and was about to have another deep kiss when he heard a dry cough beside him.

Feng Yu said: "I'm still here, don't do secret things in the boudoir in front of outsiders."

Ye Bai rolled his eyes, "Why are you still here?"

"..." Feng Yu refused to talk to him, squeezed in abruptly, and took out the 200 yuan he earned to show his hospitality, "Ah Shi, I'll give you mine too, don't be angry."

"I've stopped being angry a long time ago. Take the money yourself. Didn't you say that you drank that gift from Yuanqi? Then buy him a new one with the money." Jiang Shi said.

"Ah Shi." Tears welled up in Feng Yu's eyes, "Even though you don't understand your style and fierceness, you still have a good heart!" After saying that, she rushed forward to hug her.

Ye Baiyan quickly pulled Jiang Shi behind him, and at the same time drew a barrier to prevent it.

Feng Yu was not familiar with the trading rules of the human world, so Jiang Shi took him to the mall after dinner and asked him to choose by himself.As a result, this country bumpkin who went to the mall for the first time forgot what he wanted to do, and picked and picked all the way, buying everything he liked.

Jiang Shi's eyes twitched as he watched from the side, "I don't think Yuan would like hairpin necklaces, silk scarves and hats, would he?"

Feng Yu was in a daze for a while before remembering the purpose of his trip. He went into a doll shop and brought out a cute leopard doll.

"Like him." Feng Yu said.

Jiang Shi also bought a gift, but when he handed it to Feng Yu, he repeatedly emphasized that he could not open it, and that Yuan Qie must open it himself.

"I'm even more curious when you say that." Feng Yu weighed the gift box and said.

"Give me the money to buy the TV as soon as you open it." Jiang Shi said ruthlessly.

Feng Yu's attitude immediately became cautious.

"Then I'm leaving." Feng Yu said, she swiped her finger in the air, and it slipped through the air, creating a door-like opening.

Jiang Shi saw Jiemen for the first time and found it incredible.

"Aren't you going to keep me?" Feng Yu wanted to add drama to himself before leaving.

Also groaning in vain.

Feng Yu opened his eyes wide and held his breath, he, he wants to keep me?

"Go to the demon world, save Jiuhua for me." Ye Bai said, "You have seen it too."

Feng Yu despised himself because he expected it for a while, and said: "I remember him, it is Xiaolu. But why should I help you?"

"You broke my black box." Ye Bai said coldly.

"..." This is something she couldn't have foreseen that she would bow her head for the next tens of thousands of years, so she had to grit her teeth and say, "Okay, I'll save you! Everything after that will be cancelled!"

"Let's talk about it after you rescue it." Ye Bai said.

Feng Yu braved the fire and entered the boundary gate.

After she left, Jiang Shi shook his head, "I thought fairies were gentle and elegant, but the reality is too cruel."

"Fairy?" Ye Bai raised his eyebrows, "He's a male fairy."

"..." Jiang Shi's expression was blank.

"He can change his shape at will. Because he likes women's soft bodies, he looks like a woman on weekdays, but he will return to his original shape when fighting a war." Ye Bai explained.

"..." It took Jiang Shi a long time to recover his voice, "Why didn't you tell me?"

"I told you." Ye Bai said innocently, "I told him he was a pervert."

Jiang Shi sighed deeply, the reality is really too cruel!