What are you afraid of?

Seeing that she was a god, Jiang Shi let her into the house.Ye Bai was dissatisfied with this, and the rejection was written all over his face.

Feng Yu was indifferent, looked around curiously after entering the door, wandered around before sighing: "It's so small."

"Then you go." Ye Bai said.

"Not at all." Feng Yu looked back and gave him a playful smile.

Ye Bai noticed at this time that the clothes she was wearing were very familiar, and they belonged to Jiang Shi.He said bluntly, "Why is he wearing your clothes?"

"I saw her lying naked in the middle of the road this morning. It's not a good influence." Jiang Shi said, "I was chased by her today so I didn't buy food, so I just ate something."

Ye Bai refused to let go: "He can't take your clothes."

Feng Yu tightened her clothes and flaunted her figure.

Yebai frowned and said, "Take it off."

"Oh, you are a disciple." Feng Yujiao said angrily.

It is also in vain to step forward and do it.

Jiang Shi was ashamed, pulled Yebai over and whispered, "Give it to her, let's just throw the clothes into the trash can."

Feng Yu: "..."

Jiang Shi went into the kitchen to cook, while Bai and Feng were in the living room.Feng Yu took an apple and gnawed on it, and said, "You can stand the life in the human world."

"I was originally a snake born in the human world." Yebai sat at the farthest place from her with disgust, "Why did you come?"

"The Emperor of Heaven sent me to represent the Heaven Realm to attend the Demon King's birthday. I thought you don't seem like someone who would handle such troublesome things, and your aura was particularly strong in the Human Realm a few days ago, so I stopped by to have a look." Feng and His eyes flicked over Ye Bai, "You have a good time here."

He also nodded in vain and ignored her.

"The demon world finally expelled you? Let me just say, how could those beasts obey the command of an unmotivated lazy snake?" Feng Yu said with a smile, "Who is the current demon king? Tell me, lest I It would be impolite to go.”

"Yuan Qi." It was also concise and to the point.

Feng Yu thought about it for a while, and then suddenly said: "That little leopard? I remember, he has a beautiful fur."

I also took the remote control to change channels for nothing.

"In terms of courage and mentality, he is indeed more suitable than you to be a king. What kind of birthday is this time held with great fanfare, just to announce to everyone that he is the new king?" Feng Yu stroked his chin, "But the Emperor of Heaven prefers you, An Fen A non-provocative role."

He also glanced at him in vain, "When will the heavens put away their superior posture."

Feng and Tanshou smiled.

After eating the apple, Feng Yu murmured that the fruit in the human world was unpalatable, and at the same time pulled another banana, took a bite and said in vain: "Do you feel that you have changed a lot?"

Ye Bai focused on watching "Strategy of a Beloved Wife", as if Feng Yu didn't exist.

Feng Yu didn't care, and said to himself: "You are talking to me now, more than the sum of the thousands of years we have known each other. And there are bones, and it really makes me sit up so straight. What a surprise."

She turned her gaze to the kitchen, and said meaningfully: "Could it be because of this mortal? He smells like you all over him, but... hehe, it's still clean."

Ye Bai looked at her with a downcast face: "Don't look."

Feng Yu raised his eyebrows, "Tsk tsk, I didn't expect, I didn't expect that you have always been ascetic, and you will fall in love one day. Well, I told him just now that you are inhumane."

Ye Bai stood up abruptly, with a bad expression on his face, "Get lost."

Jiang Shi happened to come out too, "Come over for dinner."

Feng He crossed his arms and hugged his chest, his eyes were full of beauty, "It's really scary, he scares me."

Jiang Shi looked at her for a long time before he could say "oh".Ye Bai went over and pulled Jiang Shi to the dining table to sit down, and said aggrievedly, "You drive him away."

"Be good." Jiang Shi stroked his hair, "We Chinese pay attention to the way of hospitality, we rush after dinner, ah."

Feng Yu didn't feel restrained at all, after sitting down, he blatantly teased Jiang Shi, and asked him to serve her food coquettishly.

"Your hands are decorations? Then cut them off." Yebai said coldly.

Feng and Sorrow: "Ah Shi, look at him, he is going to cut off my hand."

"Don't call him Ah Shi." His face was as pale as frost.

"You two ancestors, don't bring me along when you quarrel." Jiang Shi said helplessly, "How can you be more childish than me when you are already old?"

"How can you tell someone's age?" Feng Yu groaned, but finally picked up the chopsticks by himself.

"He is tens of thousands of years older than me, an old monster." Ye Bai wanted to draw a line with Jiang Shi in front of her.

"Hey you!" Feng Yu was about to fall ill again.

"It's turned over." Jiang Shiren smiled, and in order to calm down, he changed the subject, "Why did you come down to earth?"

Feng Yu told him his main purpose, Jiang Shi heard a bad idea in his heart, "You are going to the demon world to celebrate his birthday, then help me bring a gift there by the way, heh, scare him to death."

"Speaking of rituals..." Feng Yucai remembered the most important thing, "The Emperor of Heaven gave me a pot of sea and sky, and I drank it without paying attention..."

Jiang Shi: "..."

Ye Bai: "Haha."

"What should I do?" Feng Yu said with a mournful face, "Go empty-handed, they will definitely say that I went to declare war."

"Our human world also has a lot of interesting things, and you can just pick one at random." Jiang Shi comforted, "There is an old saying that courtesy is less important than affection."

"Ashi, you are so kind." Feng and his eyebrows were affectionate.

Boom.

I also broke the chopsticks in vain.

After the meal, Jiang Shi gave a dry cough and issued a tactful order to evict the guests.

Feng and Lai refused to leave, biting their fingers and crying, "I am helpless and homeless, do you want to drive me away too? What did I do wrong? Say it, and I will change it."

Ye Bai and Jiang Shi whispered: "It is a mistake to say that he is alive."

How could Jiang Shi be able to speak, and said to Feng Yu: "Aren't you a god? The gods are still worried about being homeless?"

"The gods must also abide by the rules. There are orders from the heavens. You must not use spells on mortals, you must not disturb the order of the mortal world, and you must not interfere with the trend of the mortal world." Feng Yu sobbed.

Jiang Shi smiled dryly: "Cooperating with me, isn't this place considered mortal?"

Feng Yu rushed over to pull his arm, "I'm very good, you can take me in, okay?"

This is clearly the tactic of a whore's wife in "Strategy of a Beloved Wife"!Yebai's face was ashen, he protected Jiang Shi behind him, and said forcefully: "Get out."

Jiang Shi's focus was so weird that Yebai would actually say fuck off. He reflected on his daily way of speaking, and thought that Yebai's belt should not be broken. good.

Feng and weak collapsed, as if dying on the sofa, "I'm just... a weak woman, why can't I... give alms with kindness? It's so miserable, so pitiful..."

It's useless to throw out the trash.

Jiang Shi hurriedly pulled him back, "Don't make trouble." He sighed, he was still a girl after all, and Jiang Shi couldn't bear to drive her away, and compromised, "It's fine for you to stay, but you can't make trouble anymore."

Feng Yu got up quickly and nodded obediently.

It's also unbelievable.

"I can be regarded as representing all human beings." Jiang Shi whispered, "Anyway, the tall image of a fairy is gone for me, and I want to maintain a good demeanor for human beings. Just pretend that she doesn't exist, okay?"

Ye Bai lowered his eyes, "It's what you say." Then he turned and went back to the room.

Jiang Shi was dumbfounded, but quickly chased after him, sighing in his heart that he was really a laborer.

Jiang Shi dedicated himself, and after coaxing the old man to comfort, he came out and threw a set of clothes to Feng Yu, "It's clean, go take a bath."

Feng Yu's ambiguous eyes lingered on his obviously swollen lips and red-stained neck, and followed Jiang Shi to the bathroom without saying anything.

It was the first time for Feng Yu to bathe in such a small place. It took her a while to find the way, and then she enjoyed the comfort of the lukewarm water washing over her body.She found something new, a sticky liquid that could be squeezed out, with a sweet taste.She carefully took a sweet sip, immediately wrinkled up, took a few sips, and put her hands under the shower to rinse.Rubbing the hands, the foam came out.Feng Yu's eyes were wide open, and she looked like an innocent girl. She squeezed her palm again and started playing happily.

Just as she was playing vigorously, a trace of pure aura suddenly came in through the crack of the door.Gradually, the spiritual energy flowed continuously, filling the bathroom.Feng Yu restrained her playfulness, pushed open the door, and walked towards the source.

On the bed in the room, Jiang Shi and Ye Bai sat cross-legged, palms touching.

Jiang Shi closed his eyes, the blood veins under his skin glowed faintly, and the rich aura was transmitted between them, forming an aura that no one else could enter.

Feng Yu quietly approached, but two steps away from the bed, an invisible wall blocked her out.She stretched out her fingers and pressed it, and the long resistance rebounded back into her body, and it was very uncomfortable just by pressing it lightly.

"Watch out for me? It's really hard to see." She pouted, but didn't leave, "So he is your karma. The aura of the karma can only be used by you, which is really convenient. I also want a karma. But For gods like us, the most taboo thing is to form a relationship. Sigh, why do you take advantage of all the good things?"

It's useless, he usually doesn't absorb too much at one time, he needs to give Jiang Shi some action, and there is still someone idle tonight, so Jiang Shi can't be defenseless.

He hugged Jiang Shi in his arms and said expressionlessly: "You are not allowed to come in, go out."

"I don't." Feng Yu said with akimbo, "I want to see if little Ah Shi has been eaten by you."

"You don't care." Ye Bai said.

Jiang Shi recovered before the next primary school student quarrel, and barely sat up, "Why do you..." He looked up and saw Feng Yu, speechless, his face was turning red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and even gushing out of the trend.

Feng Yu was puzzled, bowed his head, understood, proudly raised his chest, "Does it look good?"

Yebai frowned and covered Jiang Shi's eyes, "Disgusting, perverted."

Jiang Shi buried his face deeply in Yebai's palm, and shouted, "Put the clothes on me right now!"

Feng and laughed loudly, and went back to the bathroom to continue playing with bubbles.

Half an hour later, Jiang Shi turned off the gas, and Feng Yu finally came out.

"Why did it suddenly become cold?" Feng Yu looked at Jiang Shi pitifully with her mouth flattened. Her hair was still stained with water. His chest turned into a dark spot.

Feng Yu is over 1.7 meters tall, but Jiang Shi's clothes are still too tight for her, mainly because of her bust...

Jiang Shi looked away in embarrassment, "Put on your coat."

Feng and his eyes rolled, approached with a heat wave, and whispered seductively: "Do you like it? You can touch it, let's go quietly."

Jiang Shimao was about to explode, so he quickly backed away and crashed into an embrace.

Yebai's face was ugly, "It's all fake."

"Fake?" Jiang Shi was puzzled.

"Everything is me, and I am everything." Feng Yu rubbed his big ball with both hands, "There is no truth or falsehood. Ah Shi is very soft, do you want to..."

Yebai dragged Jiang Shi back to the room, the door slamming was deafening.

Even if Feng Yu couldn't be seen anymore, Jiang Shi's mind was completely blurred by her disconnection.

Also in vain: "You like that."

Jiang Shi came back to his senses and resolutely denied: "It's not that I don't have it!"

"Your eyes are straight." Yebai bit his inner lip with a pitiful expression.

Jiang Shi sat in front of him and comforted him in the most direct and effective way—holding his face and kissing him affectionately.

1 minute later.

"..." Respond, please? !

Yebai turned his face away, and said lightly: "Don't force yourself."

"Barely a fart!" Jiang Shi was furious.

Ye Bai looked at his chest, "I didn't..."

Jiang Shi's words were condensed.

Yebai suddenly had a flash of inspiration, his hand slid across his chest, and a jaw-dropping scene appeared, Yebai's chest began to swell and swell, and the loose clothes were stretched, full, and about to explode!

"You, you, you, what are you doing?" Jiang Shi was going crazy.

"Yes." Ye Bai raised his face happily, and pulled Jiang Shi's hand over it, "It's bigger than his, do you like it?"

The soft touch of his hands made Jiang Shi's expression completely blank. He stared blankly at the white and beautiful face and the big breasts that were incompatible with his appearance. The silence froze between the two of them. .

Ye Bai felt dejected, feeling that he had lost, and silently withdrew his big breasts.

"Pfft..." Laughter leaked out.

"I'm crazy hahahahahahaha." Jiang Shi collapsed on the bed with a smile, "What the hell are you...hahahahahahahaha what brain circuit!"

A rare thin blush appeared on Yebai's face, he pursed his lips and said, "Stop laughing."

"Hahahahahaha I can laugh at this for ten years!" Jiang Shi turned over and buried himself in the pillow, his whole body flushed with laughter.

He covered it up in vain, fumbling with his hands dishonestly, "Punish you."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

"Five times."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

"..."

Closing his mouth and speeding up his hands, he finally changed the tone of Jiang Shi's voice.