Let me introduce, I am a professional celestial master

The picture of thirteen beauties without the body of the thirteen demons, although the painting is still the original painting, it lacks charm and the feeling of stunning four colors before.

Although it is a pity for Jin Guangming, he has to say that this is the best for their museum.Where is the demon so easy to raise, their museum can't afford it.

Jin Guangming breathed a sigh of relief, and took out a check from his wallet, "Master Ming, it's because we don't know Taishan with our eyes, thank you for this. This is the agreed 10 yuan, please accept it. "

"I'm not being polite." Ming Xingyan took it and didn't look at it. Instead, he lowered his head and kicked Du Wendong, grinning and said, "Mr. Du, where's the extra 10 yuan?"

Du Wendong's face was full of heartache, but he didn't dare to contradict his words, and silently took out a bank card from his body, "There should be 10 yuan in it..."

"Thank you." The order was taken directly from him, and Du Wendong suddenly wanted to cry again.

Reverend Sheqing clutched his chest and walked in front of him, "Master Ming, this time is thanks to you, thank you."

Shi Yanjin was also helped by his assistant, "Master Ming, I apologize to you for my rude behavior before. This is my business card. If I have the opportunity to come to Hong Kong City in the future, I will be a landlord."

"You're welcome, Master Shi and Daoist Sheqing are of high moral character. It's my honor to know you." The commanding officer took Shi Yanjin's business card with both hands, and exchanged phone calls with the two of them.

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Tan Song thought of sneaking away.He quietly moved his buttocks to the side first, and when he saw no one was looking over, he put his hands on the ground, and immediately wanted to sprint a hundred meters towards the door.But as soon as he raised his waist, a piece of talisman was like a blade, and with a "clank", it flew past his eyes quickly and plunged into the wall next to him.

Tan Song opened his eyes wide and looked at the hair falling down on his forehead in horror. In the next second, his legs collapsed to the ground.

The commanding officer squinted at him and let out a "tsk."

Looking at Tan Song, Jin Guangming remembered that he was a liar, his face darkened, and he took out his mobile phone and said, "I will call the police now."

The police soon came and took Tan Song away. Tan Song will be in prison for several years.As for Du Wendong, although he didn't know that Tan Song was a liar, he was unlucky. Because of Tan Song's case, the police investigated him for tax evasion and did many illegal things.Even though Du Wendong's family had some background, they couldn't keep him.

After bidding farewell to the entrance of the museum, several people in the command line, Master Sheqing and Shi Yanjin drove back to Sanxi Town.

When they arrived at Ming's house, the thirteen banshees finally didn't have to squeeze in the flower pots anymore, and got out of the flower pots one after another.

"It's killing me, it's killing me."

"Oops, my clothes are wrinkled, wrinkled!"

"My body is full of the scent of gardenia, I can't take it anymore, I want to take a bath."

"..."

As soon as the banshees came out, they yelled loudly, and you complained one after another, and Mingjia seemed to become a vegetable market in an instant.

Ming Xingyan rubbed his temples helplessly, looked at the thirteen gorgeous women in front of him, and couldn't help but sternly said, "Shut up, line up, and introduce yourself one by one."

"Okay, boss." The banshees shook, and lined up in a line in a second.

Li Yuan looked at the order of the overlord who seemed to be a copycat, and then looked at the banshees with low brows and soft ears, and almost laughed out of the tea in his mouth.

The banshees in the line introduced themselves one by one, and the orderly servants finally knew the names of each of them.The thirteen flower demons, named after their bodies, are crabapple, clematis, chrysanthemum, coral, sunflower, bamboo plum, lotus, pansy, rose, lily, gardenia, narcissus and hollyhock.

Among them, Haitang is the eldest sister, and Hollyhock is the younger sister. They have lived for 430 years, and they suddenly became fine one day.They are flower demons, they don't feed on people, because they are very interested in human things, they often walk among the world for a period of time.It's just that when I was shopping in the market one day, I was very unlucky and met a group of Taoist priests who wanted to kill demons and prove Taoism indiscriminately.

They were chased by Taoist priests for three days and three nights, and finally their demon power was exhausted and they returned to the painting.Then the thirteen paintings were tossed around in many places, and finally were collected by a prince, and then the prince passed away, and they were buried in the tomb together with the prince, and they were buried for more than 300 years.

The thirteen demons also just woke up recently. They were robbed of the ancient tomb by tomb robbers just after they woke up. They were confiscated by the police because their demon power had not fully recovered, and they were transferred to the Jiangcheng Museum...

Speaking of those Taoist priests, Sister Haitang's fiery temper came up, "His grandma, if it weren't for those stinky Taoist priests, we would not have been thrown into the ancient tomb for more than 300 years. You don't know how smelly the coffin that locked us is. , I seriously doubt that any supervisor has eaten salted fish in it!"

So the point is actually the coffin that smells like salted fish?

"Okay." The command officer interrupted Haitang, "What are your plans?"

The whereabouts of the thirteen demons had to be resolved, and it was impossible for them to keep so many of them at home. No one knew what they would think when they saw it.

Xianlian hesitated and said, "Although we used to live in the human world, it was more than 400 years ago. Today's society is different from the era we used to live in. There are many things we have never heard of. Don't know what to do."

Zhi Zi whispered, "We heard that wherever you go now, it seems that you don't need to take a carriage, but some kind of high-speed train. I heard that there is another thing called an airplane, which can fly in the sky without mana."

"I've seen it before. Someone took out a piece of red paper. They said it was RMB. What is RMB? Is it money? Are the cyan, blue, and purple ones also money? Why are your money colorful? " Hollyhock asked curiously.

Seeing them all with blank and puzzled expressions, Ming Xingyan suddenly felt a little difficult.

The thirteen demons don't understand anything, so let them go out. With their looks, they don't know how many liars they should attract.

After thinking about it for a moment, he decided to ask the old man's partner first.

"You are demons, I need to ask the servants if there are restrictions on your walking in the world, and then I can make a plan." Ming Xingyan said to the thirteen demons.

The Thirteenth Demon asked worriedly, "Will you take us in?"

The orderly officer shook his head, "You didn't commit any crime, so what are you doing?"

After listening to the order to perform the duties, Thirteen Demon felt relieved.Haitang said, "Then ask."

Wu Wei looked at him, "Ask who?"

"My grandfather's partner, Lu Jing, Lu Yincha." Ming Xingyan pursed his lips, as if he didn't really want to meet the other party.

Grandpa's partner, even rounding up, can be regarded as seeing the parents, Wu Wei's heart immediately tightened.

Wu Nian and Liang Zongzong were full of confusion. Shouldn't grandpa's partner be called grandma?And why does the name Lu Jing sound like a man's name?Also, did they mishear the last two words? ... Oddly?

"You wait for me."

Mingxing said, and walked into the room where Mingxingtian tablet was placed.Facing the tablet of Ming Xingtian, he held up three incense sticks, bowed three times especially devoutly, and then inserted the incense into the small incense burner next to it.Following the words of the incantation, the three incense sticks seemed to be pressed with the accelerator button, and half of them burned in just one second.

As the cigarettes fell, the others noticed that a wisp of white smoke suddenly rose from the incense sticks.White smoke curled up and circled around in front of the memorial tablet.

The moment the last piece of incense was cut off, the white smoke suddenly swelled up and filled the room.In the next second, with the sound of dangdang chains, a black figure slowly walked out of the white smoke.

When the black shadow completely appeared in sight, everyone finally saw his appearance clearly.

This is a handsome young man in his 26s from the outside.He has a retro oily head, and is familiar with the black Tang suit long mandarin jacket of a civil servant in the underworld, but his suit is slightly different, with a round collar and double breasts, black dark patterns, and golden flowing cloud embroidery on the lower corner of the robe.

His face was pale, his brows were slightly wrinkled, and his black hat was pressed against his stomach. He walked from the smoke, and the cold coercion instantly made everyone's breathing stagnate.

Mingxing introduced to everyone, "Lu Jing, my grandfather's partner, works as a ghost messenger in the underworld."

Lu Jing's eyes swept over Shisan Yao and Li Yuan coolly, paused for two seconds on Wu Wei, and then settled on Ming Xingyan, "Where is the demon?"

Mingxing briefly told about the Jiangcheng Museum, and then asked, "Does the demon need to go through any procedures to move around in the human world? Are there any restrictions?"

Lu Jing's gaze fell on Thirteen Yao again. After he appeared, Thirteen Yao squeezed together with his sisters, not daring to breathe.

"I know about this, and I will make a report to the people below." Lu Jing looked away, "It's okay for demons to walk around in the world, but there are conditions. In order to prevent them from harming people, I must leave a mark on them. Restrain them from using mana. As long as they commit crimes, I will feel it, and then I will personally come up to arrest them and bring them back to the underworld."

"Can't you use any mana?" Hollyhock, the youngest, asked in a low voice.

Lu Jing shook his head, "It's just to restrain half of your monster power, of course mana can still be used."

With such an explanation, the thirteen demons understood that this restriction was nothing to them, so there was no one who was not happy, so they immediately nodded in agreement.

Lu Jing didn't say anything, just waved his hands and injected ghost power into Thirteen Demon's body, and the sign was completed.He looked back at Ming Xingyan and said, "Okay, you can arrange them as you like."

Mingxing nodded, and then asked, "Brother Lu, is my grandpa okay?"

Li Yuan quietly pushed his fate, "Dude, your grandpa won't break the law. He's over 100 years old, Brother Lu looks at most thirty..."

Mingxing said helplessly, "Grandpa Lu Jing is from the Yuan Dynasty, and he is older than Haitang and the others..."

Li Yuan was so startled that he started counting his fingers, "Yuan Dynasty... how many hundred years old..."

Lu Jing glanced at Li Yuan coldly, Li Yuan closed his mouth instantly, made a zip movement to his mouth, and then made an OK gesture.

Li Yuan originally thought that it was his grandpa who was ordered to serve as an old cow to eat young grass, but now that he saw it, it was obvious that his grandpa was brought back to his den by a hundred-year-old demon!

Li Yuan thought of Ming Xingtian, who had a particularly playful personality when he was still alive, and felt heartbroken for a while.

Lu Jing was not looking at Li Yuan, and said coldly to his order, "Your grandfather is already a ghost messenger, and he is receiving induction training for the past few days, so don't bother him if you have nothing to do. I still have tasks, first gone."

Lu Jing put the hat on his head, and turned around suddenly before leaving, "By the way, your grandfather asked you to cook a few more kiln chickens for him, he is thinking about it." After finishing speaking, his gaze paused on Wu Wei for a few seconds , "The person your grandpa likes is not bad."

Wu Wei:?

Now, Lu Jing finally disappeared in front of everyone.

The Thirteen Demons looked left for a while, then looked at Wu Wei for a while, and said "oh" one after another, thinking, so what is the relationship between the master and this little brother.

Li Yuan clicked his tongue twice, did the young master succeed in meeting his parents?Thinking about the cold war between him and Su Yiyi, he felt as if he had planted a lemon tree, it was so sour.

Wu Wei felt stiff and uncomfortable from everyone's joking stares.

Mingxing looked at Wu Wei like a shivering little white rabbit among wolves, and came out to rescue him with a smile, "Okay, let's talk about the arrangement of the thirteen demons, and you can give me suggestions."

Li Yuan snorted, restrained his expression, and gave his advice seriously, "Sister Haitang and the others will definitely need money if they stay in the world, and to pass the time, they have to find something to do."

"My family has a lot of houses. Sister Haitang and the others can choose any house to live in." This local tyrant's remarks come from Liang Zongzong, who is rich and powerful.

The young master of the Wu family, Wu Nian, was not far behind, "My family also has a lot of houses, but they are all bought in the southwest."

"What do you think?" Ming Xingyan asked Thirteen Demons.

Haitang said, "We don't know much about other cities. If possible, we still want to stay in Jiangcheng for the time being. The place we live in, I hope it can be bigger. Then we think Mr. Li is quite right, we want to stay in the world forever , I can’t bother you all the time and ask you to help. Money is the same, we have so many people, and we can’t let you spend money on us all the time, so we plan to study for a while, and then find a job to support ourselves.”

After hearing this, Wu Wei said, "If this is the case, I can buy you a villa in Jiangcheng, and you will live in it temporarily. Then I will ask the secretary to send some teachers to explain to you some knowledge and laws in today's society, etc. After you have learned something, you can invite teachers from related majors to teach you the skills of the industry according to your hobbies and interests. After you have completed your studies, our company of the Wu family can also arrange jobs for you. Let you better integrate into society."

The Thirteenth Demon was very grateful, "If this is the case, that would be great."

The thirteen demons had no objection, so the matter was settled for the time being.

After finishing the business, Mingxing saw that the thirteen monsters seemed to have something to say, so he asked, "Do you have any questions?"

Narcissus, the second in line, blushed and asked cautiously, "What is kiln chicken? Is it food? Is it delicious?"

Narcissus is the banshee who wanted to eat Kenjiji, hot pot and Haidilao in the museum before. At this time, she seems to have a great interest in kiln chicken.

"I know that." Li Yuan squeezed over, "That's the specialty of Grandma Cai's family at the front of our town, kiln chicken. Build a furnace with stones, wrap the marinated chicken in lotus leaves, and bury it in the furnace. Wait. After it came out of the oven, the smell, tsk tsk..."

Li Yuan wiped his saliva vividly as he said, "But Grandma Cai is getting old, and now she seldom cooks kiln chicken. It's not easy to eat it once. Although the steps are simple, let others do it, the taste is not so good. .”

Wu Wei was thoughtful, no wonder they have been here for so long and have never eaten Grandma Cai's kiln chicken.

Narcissus was drooling, "Then can we still eat it?"

"Grandma Cai's is no good, but if you want to eat, I can make it for you. Just in time, I have to cook a few chickens for the old man." Ming Xingyan said.

Narcissus nodded quickly, "Okay, okay."

Li Yuan said with a smile, "Speaking of kiln chicken, it is really my favorite thing. At that time, in order to be able to eat kiln chicken every day, I remember that I had to learn it before, but I almost blew up Cai's house." .Later, the old man ordered that he knew he couldn't get the job, so he sent the little fairy to Cai's house, and he wouldn't let him go home if he didn't learn."

When Li Yuanyi told him about his life, he also remembered the interesting things in his childhood.But what Li Yuan didn't know was that it wasn't Ming Xingtian who went to Cai's house to learn kiln chicken, but Lu Jing who pretended to be Ming Xingtian in order to make his wife happy.However, our Lu Yinchai really doesn't have the talent to cook, and he failed for N times and completely stopped cooking.

But this is also hard work. For the sake of the two elders, I started to go to various houses in the village to steal teachers at a young age.

After listening to Li Yuan's words, Wu Wei lowered his head and began to think.The grandfather who is ordered to serve likes to eat kiln chicken, should he learn it too?

It just so happened that it was time for dinner, so Ming Xingyan set up a stove for cooking chicken in the backyard, and the banshees who made bricks consciously helped move them here.

Although the kiln chicken is delicious, it can't be eaten as a meal, and there are almost 20 of them, and there are not so many chickens.When making dinner, the orderly worker only has two hands, so he can't make a meal for [-] people.

Therefore, with a big wave of his hand, Young Master Wu directly ordered tens of thousands of Haidilao and Kenjiji that Narcissus was thinking about.Li Yuan also generously contributed his own Chinese cabbage and radish.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooish."

"And this fat beef, dipped in sesame sauce is also delicious."

"I love this burger and coke, it's amazing food!!"

"..."

A group of banshees held the bowls, eating with tears in their eyes, and filled the bowls with meat very quickly.Seeing that they could eat so much, the orderly officer admired Wu Wei's foresight and ordered so much food.

Most of the dishes on the table went into the stomachs of the banshees. After they finished eating, they were still a little bit unsatisfied.

At this time, the kiln chicken is almost ready to be baked.The thirteen demon squatted in front of the stove with glowing eyes, waiting for the order to start eating.

A total of ten chickens were ordered to be served.Five of them, he burned to Ming Xingtian who was forced to undergo on-the-job training in the underworld; for the remaining five, they shared with the banshees. Of course, the banshees have a lot of people, and they still eat big heads.

Wu Nian and Liang Zongzong tore a chicken leg, and they stuffed it into their mouths without fear of burning it. Then they exhaled and yelled, "Hoo hoo...delicious..."

Li Yuan also quickly tore a chicken wing, "That's the taste, huh..."

"I think this kiln chicken is better than the hamburger just now." The foodie Narcissus was holding a big chicken, and before he swallowed the chicken, he began to speak vaguely.

Haitang wiped her greasy mouth, grabbed another good piece of meat quickly, and nodded while eating, "It's really delicious."

Wu Wei looked at the crowd with a smile, not wanting to be handed a big chicken leg in front of him suddenly.He looked sideways, and met the smiling Ming Xingyan, "Don't just look at it, if you don't eat it, there will be nothing left. How about, try my craft?"

Wu Wei raised his eyebrows, took the chicken leg with a smile in his eyes, and took a bite.The chicken is tough but not hard, the skin is crispy and the meat is fragrant, and it is still juicy when you bite it. It is oily and fragrant, and it will not be greasy.

Wu Wei took a bite, his eyes lit up slightly, and then he took two more bites. When he ate only one chicken bone, he thought of Ming Xingyan who was still sitting next to him, feeling a little annoyed and shy for a moment.

Facing Wu Wei, who suddenly became awkward and cute, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Wu Wei was even more embarrassed, looking down at the oil stains on his hands, feeling a little ashamed.How old is he, but he is still greedy like a child, with oil all over his mouth and hands.

After Mingxing laughed, he handed over the other chicken leg specially reserved for him, "Do you still want to eat?"

Seeing that Wu Wei seemed to be refusing, Ming Xingyan added, "I did it."

Wu Wei opened his mouth and whispered, "I...I want it."

"Let's share it, you've already had dinner before." Ming Xingyan didn't give him the whole chicken leg, but tore a piece with his hands and handed it to Wu Wei's mouth.

Wu Wei was a little uncomfortable. After thinking about it, he finally reached out and took the chicken nuggets, and said thank you with red ears.

Mingxing sighed in his heart, feeling a little pity that he didn't succeed in feeding.But in this way, I will tear it up and you will eat it, once or twice, slowly, it is quite interesting.

The people around also noticed the little pink flowers floating in the air around the two of them as they ate.

Come on, have a chicken and you even added lemon to us!

This evening, everyone ate and played with all their heart.It was not until the early morning that the excitement dissipated.

Ordered the banshees to go back to the flowerpot to rest overnight, Li Yuan helped clean up the garbage, and went back to the next door yawning.

Liang Zongzong and Wu Nian were so sleepy that they fell asleep on the sofa a long time ago. Now it’s not winter and it’s not so easy to catch cold. These are two big boys, so Ming Xingyan and Wu Wei just went back to the room to get them a quilt, and didn’t make a fuss. Wake them up and let them go back to their room to rest.

After finishing the work, only Ming Xingyan and Wu Wei, who are still in good spirits, are in the room.

The orderly officer poured Wu Wei a glass of warm water, and said with a smile, "If you're not sleepy, shall we have a chat?"

Wu Wei was indeed not sleepy, so he nodded.

In order not to disturb others, the two came to the door.

The moonlight is particularly beautiful tonight, the wind is cool and the moon is bright.

Mingxing took a sip of beer and said, "It feels like our house has become more and more lively since you came."

Wu Wei frowned and thought for a while, "It seems... so."

Looking at Wu Wei's serious face, Ming Xingyan frowned, "In the past, there were just me and the old man, and the house was quiet and cold. After you came, I felt...very good."

Wu Wei hugged the water glass, bowed her head and took a sip. After a long time, she blushed and replied, "Yeah."

Probably afraid of his life and saying some annoying things, Wu Wei answered after saying, "I heard from Li Yuan that you plan to buy a car?"

How could the ordering officer not know his little thoughts, but he still followed his words, "Yes, there are more and more people in the family, I think it will be much more convenient to have a car."

family.

Wu Wei felt a little sweet when he heard these three words.

He coughed twice before pretending to be calm and said, "When I bought the car before, the secretary sorted out a document for me. I think you should need it, and I will bring it to you when the time comes. Here in Jiangcheng, I also know some good car dealers, if you like some cars, we can take some time to have a look..."

Wu Wei spoke in great detail and listened carefully, chatting and chatting, unknowingly on the branches.

The wind at night was getting stronger, and the ordering officer did not continue to chat with Wu Wei. After another topic ended, he stood up, half-bent and stretched out his hand to Wu Wei who was still sitting, and said softly, "When It's getting late, we should go back to rest."

Wu Wei looked at the night and knew it was late, although she felt a little bit reluctant, she still nodded.

The two entered the house one after the other and went up to the second floor.

Before Wu Wei entered the house, he remembered that the museum still had something to settle with him, so he stretched out his hand and grabbed Wu Wei's wrist.

Wu Wei looked back at him suspiciously, ordered the officer to laugh and said, "I'm just a little curious, what did you dream about in the museum during the day."

Upon hearing this, Wu Wei's face instantly turned crimson.

Mingxing paused, and the corners of his mouth raised higher, "I always feel that you seem to be dreaming of me."

Now, Wu Wei's neck and fingertips were hot.

"No." After Wu Wei blurted out the words, he might feel that he was trying to cover up, and he quickly pushed Mingxing out of the room with his hands, "I'm going to bed, good night."

He shut the door abruptly.

Mingxing didn't expect such a big reaction from Wu Wei, and he was stunned for a while before laughing out loud.

Wu Wei was in a room across the door, and when he heard Ming Xingyan's laughter, he couldn't help but sat on the ground softly, leaning against the door, and hugged his smoking body tightly.

In the chaotic brain, the hallucinations of daydreams flashed frame by frame.

Thinking of Meng Xingyan taking off his clothes one by one in front of him, walking towards him step by step, stretching out his hand to lift his chin, then bowing his head and talking to himself...

Wu Wei is familiar with the whole person.