Let me introduce, I am a professional celestial master

Everyone turned their heads suddenly, only to see thirteen beautiful women floating down from the thirteen paintings.

Those women were all dressed in ancient costumes, with complicated buns and gold hairpins and silver ornaments.From the moment they landed, there were also butterflies of various colors appearing from around them. Obviously in the museum, everyone could smell the aroma of various flowers under their noses.

For a moment, I thought that time went back, and everyone was not in the current museum, but back in ancient times, in a garden full of beautiful spring scenery.

The thirteen beauties looked at them with coquettish smiles, their frowns and clusters were all charming, just one of their eyebrows raised, one look in their eyes, made people feel sore physically and mentally.

When the beauties came out, Shi Yanjin and the others looked dumbfounded. Master Sheqing's hand holding the mahogany sword was a little unsteady.Their concentration is as poor as Du Wendong and Tan Song's. The corners of their mouths are already drooling, and their eyes are full of covetousness and lust.

"My lord, come and play with us~"

Standing in the middle, a woman in a bright red dress with crisp shoulders tilted her head slightly and hooked her hands at Reverend Sheqing.

"My lord, can I take care of you?" On Shi Yanjin's side, at some point, there was someone leaning against his arms, his clothes were half unknowable, and with a slight movement, the skirt slid down to his thighs, revealing a slender white long skirt. legs of amorous woman.

Shi Yanjin's body stiffened, his clear eyes gradually became blurred.

As for Shi Yanjin's little assistant, she has long been fascinated by another girl in pink.

"Young master, you are so handsome, the slave family likes you. Young master, why don't you just be from the slave family?"

"Let go."

As soon as a delicate and ambiguous female silver fell down, Wu Wei's cold voice rang out.

From the point of view, Wu Wei has already pinned the banshee who wanted to cling to him to the ground with her backhand. This scene is inexplicably like an anti-pornography scene...

Wu Wei noticed Ming Xingyan's gaze, and when he turned his head, he clapped his hands and praised Shang Ming Xingyan's smiling face, "Mighty."

Wu Wei's ears turned red and she turned her head away.

Mingxing stepped forward and grabbed his hand, "Mighty is mighty, but let me do this kind of thing."

"My lord..." The hapless banshee who was crushed on the ground looked up pitifully at Ming Xingyan, as if she wanted to make Ming Xingyan soft-hearted and save her.

However, she didn't know that the heart of Mingxing was harder than anyone else, especially in front of this banshee who was trying to seduce Wu Wei.

Ming Xingyan looked down at the banshee on the ground, shook a piece of talisman paper, "Undo your charm."

Sensing the powerful power emanating from the talisman paper, the banshee's face changed, and she was no longer as charming and pitiful as before. She twitched the corner of her mouth weakly, "My lord, if you have something to say, let's explain it now, let's explain it now."

The other twelve banshees have noticed the situation here and heard what they said.The banshees all felt the coercion released from Ming Xingyan. They didn't dare to resist and change their minds, so they had to withdraw their charming and irrational flower fragrance immediately, and then gathered together to watch Ming Xing vigilantly. service.

"Monster!" Knowing that he had been tricked again, Master Sheqing was afraid that the flower demons would continue to attack them. After regaining his senses, he immediately grabbed the mahogany sword and stabbed at the nearest banshee.

The banshee looked delicate, but when facing the real Sheqing, she just waved her sleeves and blocked the man's sword.

Shi Yanjin thought that he almost stumbled just now, and he looked angry. Seeing that Master Sheqing couldn't do anything to these monsters, he immediately took out a stack of talisman papers from his assistant's briefcase, and threw them out one by one.

other people:"……"

Does this mean that you know that the talisman paper is not very effective, and you think that throwing more points will change the energy to a qualitative change?

But sometimes the quantity is too much, if the quality cannot be changed, the quality cannot be changed.Shi Yanjin's paper talisman was like drizzle in front of the flower demon, it didn't hurt or itch.

The flower demon looked at him in such a big battle, and he was a bit square, but he didn't expect that Shi Yanjin's talisman paper and the talisman paper that Ming Xingyan took out just now were not at the same level. Fluttering gently.

They patted the place where the talisman rubbed, and curled their lips in disgust.

On the other hand, Shi Yanjin, who is over 70 years old, was panting like a cow and sweating profusely after this toss.

Everyone: "..."

Du Wendong looked at those banshees at this time, he didn't care if they were beautiful or not, he just thought that the other party was a heinous old witch!Very scary!

Master She Qing was shocked, knowing that they were no match for the banshee, so she could only shout to everyone, "Run quickly, I am the queen!"

Jin Guangming worried, "Then, what are you going to do, Master?"

Reverend Sheqing gritted his teeth, and took out a slightly faded copper bowl from his clothes, "This is the natal magic weapon my master gave me. Although it has no attack power, it should be able to trap those banshees for a while. When the time comes, I will let you run, so hurry up and run." Master Sheqing touched the copper bowl with some reluctance after finishing speaking.

Jin Guangming was so moved that he was about to cry, "Master..."

Shi Yanjin also stood up righteously at this time, "Never back down in front of the big monster. The Taoist priest is a role model for my generation. Even so, I, Shi, am not a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death. Taoist priest, I will help You have a helping hand!"

Wanting to say something, Ming Xingyan silently closed his mouth when he saw such a righteous two people.

Li Yuan and the others originally saw that Master Sheqing and Shi Yanjin were invited by Du Wendong, and thought they were a nest of snakes and rats, but for half an hour, the two have been standing at the front of the crowd, trying their best to protect everyone, so they had to say People have changed a lot.

"Okay! Master Shi, let's go!"

After saying that, Master Sheqing restrained his expression and threw the copper bowl out.The palm-sized copper bowl fell into the air and instantly turned into a golden cauldron, sucking the banshees into it.

Shi Yanjin followed closely behind, and threw several talisman papers, which stuck the talisman papers to the outside of the pot, increasing the demon-suppressing effect of the copper bowl.

Reverend Sheqing spat out a mouthful of blood, and said with difficulty, "Hurry up, hurry up."

Du Wendong was a little impatient when he saw that everyone still didn't run away. He quietly said to Jin Guangming, "Master, let's run quickly, this is a monster!"

Jin Guangming frowned and shook his head, "I am the owner of the pavilion. Daoist Master and Master Shi have fought for us to the end. I can't leave them behind. Let's go..."

Thousands of grass and mud horses galloped past in Du Wendong's brain. Is this person a fool, staying and waiting to die?Damn, I won't play with you anymore.

Du Wendong's heart was hardened, and he raised his foot and ran to the door.

Seeing Du Wendong leaving so cleanly, Jin Guangming sighed.He turned his head to look at the Mingxing officers, "Master Ming, why don't you leave?"

The commanding officer raised his eyebrows, "Who said we were leaving?"

Jin Guangming was stunned for two seconds, and said anxiously, "Master Ming, now is not the time to joke."

Mingxing said very calmly, "I promise to help you solve this matter, and I won't leave until I get 20."

No, is it a matter of money now?All of them will be buried here, and you still think about 20 rewards?The corner of Jin Guangming's mouth twitched, he had to check the situation when he saw the money!

On the other hand, Tan Song was so frightened that he fell to the side, and was the first to run away when he heard the words.It's just that as soon as he stood up, a gust of wind swayed in front of him, and when he looked again, what the hell, Du Wendong ran faster than him!How could Tan Song lag behind, and he chased after Du Wendong.

Du Wendong originally wanted to take advantage of everyone's unpreparedness to run away, but Tan Song followed in a blink of an eye, and the two of them immediately attracted the attention of the audience.Du Wendong wailed instantly, "Master Tan, why don't you stay behind to catch the monsters, why are you running after me!"

Tan Song cried, "I'm scared!!"

Du Wendong yelled: "...you dead liar!"

But before they reached the entrance of the exhibition area, the golden cauldron suddenly exploded with a bang, and the copper bowl returned to its original shape and returned to Master Sheqing.

"Want to run?"

The banshee who came out of the pot noticed Tan Song and Du Wendong at a glance. They glanced at each other, and seeing each other disapprovingly, a certain banshee in red twitched her mouth.

I saw a green vine suddenly popping out of her sleeve.The vine gradually grew longer, and soon reached the feet of Du Wendong and Tan Song. After a bundle, the two of them were bound by the vine, and fell to the ground with a bang.

As soon as the red-clothed banshee raised her hand, Tan Song and Du Wendong were thrown back, their faces fell to the ground first, and their brains were filled with golden light.

Li Yuan hissed, oh my god, it hurts just looking at it.

Liang Zongzong and Wu Nian silently squeezed closer to Ming Xingyan, looking at the banshees in horror.

Master Sheqing and Shi Yanjin looked at Tan Song and Du Wendong who had been thrown back, with obscurity and despair.The banshee's strength is stronger than expected, they haven't tried their best yet, it seems that they have to break here today.

After cleaning up Tan Song and Du Wendong, the banshees turned around and pointed at Master Sheqing and cursed.

"Daoist, you haven't washed that pot for many years, it smells sour from sweat."

"It feels like I've got that smell all over me, it's disgusting."

"You smelly men, why don't you like to be clean?"

"You cultivators, why are you all so sloppy, no wonder no women like you."

Reverend She Qing was so blush, couldn't help but vomit three more mouthfuls of blood, and the banshee stood back in distaste.

Tan Song and Du Wendong got up and saw that our battlefield was completely collapsed. They looked at each other, and suddenly flew in front of the banshee, and kowtowed, "Sister, beautiful sister, we were forced to catch them because they threatened us." You guys, please let us live..."

Seeing that the banshee's face remained unchanged, Tan Song said quickly, "My lord, I'm not a Taoist priest, I'm just a liar. I came here purely to make some money, and I didn't intend to harm you."

Du Wendong was not to be outdone, "My lord, I have a lot of connections in the human world. I can help you with anything you want, and I can also send you a man if you want a man. As long as you are willing to let me go, I will be your subordinate in the future. What do you mean?" Wherever you hit, let me go west, I will never go east."

Ming Xingyan and others were stunned by the filth and shamelessness of these two people.

Du Wendong thought he could impress the banshees, but he didn't know how disgusted the banshees looked at him.A banshee in white sneered, "I hate you hypocrites more than righteous people."

Before Tan Song and Du Wendong had time to defend themselves, they were thrown out by the vines again, and when they finally sat up after rolling three times, a few leaves were stuck in front of their forked nipples, almost killing them up.

Tan Song and Du Wendong couldn't bear the grievance, hugged each other with a wow and cried in fright.

Master Sheqing and Shi Yanjin couldn't bear to look directly at them, and even felt a little ashamed.

Jin Guangming held his forehead, trying to pretend he didn't know them.

Reverend Sheqing coughed twice, pointed to Jin Guangming and the others to ask for peace from the banshee, "We have overestimated our capabilities, but they are just ordinary people with no power to restrain chickens, I just beg the great immortals to let them live."

Shi Yanjin followed, "It's against the Dao for you to kill ordinary people, but we are different. As long as you let them go, we will do as you please."

The banshees looked at them with foolish expressions on their faces.Not to mention that they couldn't beat themselves but still bargaining, just say that there is a big boss around them, why do they still act generously, making it seem like they have bullied these people.

Obviously they stayed in the painting well, but when these people came, they made noise and pointed swords at them, no matter how you think about them, they are more innocent.

A flower demon couldn't hold back, and the dramatist leaned forward and said, "What if we don't let go? Don't you know that human flesh can boost our cultivation?"

Tan Song and Du Wendong trembled when they heard the words.

Master Sheqing and Shi Yanjin thought that the other party was going to kill them all, so they bowed their heads resignedly.

"Don't let go?" A cold and magnetic male voice sounded.

Everyone turned their heads and looked at Ming Xingyong, who had always had a low sense of existence.After watching the show for a long time, he was not going to continue pretending to be a chicken.He took two steps forward and looked at the banshees with disdain, "Cannibalism?"

When everyone was worried about being beaten, the banshees shrank their shoulders, formed a group, plopped, and knelt down in a row.

The flower demon who said she wanted to eat human flesh just now burst into tears, "Master, I watch too many TV dramas, and I miss reading lines."

Everyone: "???"

Kneel when you say kneel, cry when you say cry, with trembling faces, who are you?

Sheqing Zhenren and Shi Yanjin, who always felt cheated, almost lost their breath.They had been arguing with the banshees for a long time, thinking they were going to die, but now the banshees bowed down to the young man they had been ignoring all this time. This reversal made them a little bit overwhelmed for a while.

Sheqing Zhenren and Shi Yanjin looked at the mission and couldn't help but cast aside in their hearts, did you graduate from the drama academy with the banshee?He is obviously a boss, but he acted all the way!Who are you bullying!

After Tan Song and Du Wendong knew that Ming Xingyan was the big boss among their bosses, they completely forgot how much they looked down on people before, and they quickly crawled to Ming Xingyan's side cheekily.Master Sheqing and Shi Yanjin blushed, spurned him, but silently moved their buttocks towards him.

Don't blame them, they were frightened by the banshees.

"Master, Sister Hollyhock is young, she's just playful, but she doesn't really have any intention of harming anyone." The banshee in a blue dress was afraid of her life and got angry, so she made a weak voice.

"That's right, master, we're just playing around, we didn't intend to kill anyone."

"Sister Hollyhock didn't do it on purpose, it's all because the TV series taught her badly!"

"Grandmaster……"

Banshees have joined the ranks of intercession.

After watching the mission for a long time, of course he knew that the banshees had no intention of killing. Hearing their chatter at this moment, he felt his temples twitching -- he was being quarreled.

"Okay, I didn't blame her." Ming Xingyan frowned and said.

Seeing this, the banshees immediately silenced and lay down obediently.

No matter how many times they watch it, Master Sheqing and Shi Yanjin feel very angry.One of them emptied the file bag, used up the talisman paper, and one even took out the natal magic weapon, and the banshees didn't even bat an eye.Now Mingxing just frowned, and the banshees immediately fell silent and dumbfounded. Who are they looking down on! !

Ignoring the suddenly resentful eyes of Master Sheqing and Shi Yanjin, Mingxing asked the banshees, "There is no crime on you, that is to say, you have never harmed anyone. What happened to the guest who went crazy in the museum before?" one thing?"

The former blue-clothed banshee said, "It's none of our business. We are flower demons with a deceptive nature. As long as men with unruly thoughts and lack of concentration look at us, they will have fantasies and fall into hallucinations. We can't blame you for that." us."

If this is the case, the banshees can't really be blamed.

"Then why don't you explain? Why do you still hold us and make us enemies?" Shi Yanjin asked.

"That's not because of you and him!" A banshee in Tsing Yi pointed at Master Sheqing angrily, "As soon as he came, he pointed his sword at us, and you, don't think we didn't see it, the pile of talismans in the bag You can see that they are here to eliminate demons, of course we have to resist!"

No problem.

Everyone quietly looked at Master Sheqing and Shi Yanjin.

Zhenren Sheqing and Shi Yanjin blushed, unable to throw the blame away.

In any case, the Thirteen Demons can no longer be kept in the museum, not because they can't trust the nature of the Thirteen Demons, but because they can't trust some men in the world.If the picture of the thirteen beauties is still hanging in the museum, I am afraid that if the thief patronizes it today and the lunatic will help it tomorrow, the museum will be closed after a few visits.

Mingxing said to Jin Guangming, "Master Jin, they are the thirteen kinds of flowers on the background of the thirteen beauties. It took more than 400 years for them to bloom and become flower demons. You don't know what will happen if the flower demons stay in the museum." Clear. I'm afraid I'll have to take them for the good of your museum."

"It's okay, it's okay, you take them all away." Jin Guangming wished that he would take the banshees away now, he was really scared.

Mingxing nodded and looked at the thirteen flower demons, "What do you think?"

The banshees expressed their opinions one after another:

"We also don't want to stay in a museum. Many people crowd in front of us every day, pointing at us."

"And their museum is too much. It opens at nine o'clock in the morning and closes at five o'clock in the afternoon. We have to go out during the day when we are bored, and we have to use demon power to transform. You don't know, now that the aura is thin, how much we practice demon power not easy."

"After we leave here, can we watch TV? Can we play with our mobile phones? I followed a security guard and watched a TV series "Runaway Little Fairy Wife: The Demonic President Strongly Locks the Marriage". Are you chasing drama?"

"I don't like watching TV dramas. I'm interested in the little skirts that girls wear now, and their cosmetics. I saw a live broadcast before. How can I buy his things?"

"I, and me, I'm more practical. I heard two girls talk about hot pot, Malatang, Haidilao, and Kenjiji's egg tarts. Can I eat them after I go out?"

Everyone: "..."

"Wait a minute." Jin Guangming suddenly interrupted the banshees' free speech, "A few days ago, the security guards of our museum saw a female ghost in white standing in front of a display case wiping tears. What happened?"

The banshees looked at their companions at each other, and then they pushed out one of the banshees in white clothes. The banshee was called Ah Jin, who was a TV fan like Hollyhock, and she was the one who said she wanted to continue watching the series.

I saw her explaining coyly, "I happened to watch the seventh episode of "The Little Fairy Wife Running Away" that day. The fairy lost the memory of the sky, and forgot the little Xiaoyao Zhenjun who was always good to him, and then he was scumbags. The male president cheated and agreed to the scumbag president's marriage proposal. In order to find the fairy king, Xiao Xiaoyao broke his own path, only looking for the fairy king in the lower realm, but was imprisoned by the fairy Ruji who always liked him, and finally fell in love with the fairy The bastard Long Jun waited for an opportunity to put medicine and gouged out his eyes..."

"Wow..." Ah Jin was talking, and suddenly burst into tears, "My little Xiaoyao Zhenjun, it's fine if he loses the fairy fate, and he's blind and imprisoned, and the fairy still forgets about him, I ran away with other wild men. When I think of the next episode, Xianjun will marry a scumbag, and Xiao Xiaoyao Zhenjun will be persecuted by Longjun. Woohoo, I want to cry so much! Then the exhibition area on the other side There is a jade pendant, especially like the one on Little Xiaoyao Zhenjun, when I saw it, I couldn’t hold back my tears, wow... my little Xiaoyao Zhenjun..."

An oolong caused by watching too much TV?

Everyone didn't know what to say for a while.

In the silence, Liang Zongzong suddenly clapped his hands and said, "My mother loves to watch this show very much. Later on, Xianjun was pregnant, and was framed by the scumbag CEO's suitor, the white lotus female partner, and almost had a miscarriage. And the president married Xianjun There is no emotion at all, just want to use Xianjun as Bai Yueguang's substitute. So Xianjun was killed, he didn't help and didn't say anything, and planned to let the pregnant Xianjun donate bone marrow to the sick Bai Yueguang. Xianjun has already begun to wake up his memory at this time , For the sake of the child in his belly, Xianjun resolutely left! And Xiao Xiaoyao Zhenjun was rescued and successfully descended to the earth. But after he descended to the earth, he lost his memory! Then he was picked up by the white lotus female partner!!"

"Damn!" the delicate Ah Jin suddenly swears, and said anxiously, "I know the president is scum, but I didn't expect him to be such a scum! Even bullying a pregnant woman? And my true love, Xiaoyao Zhenjun. Amnesia was picked up by the white lotus female partner? No, mom won't allow it!!"

Okay, this is so on-trend that even "Mom" is out.

Destiny began to doubt whether it was the right decision to take these banshees out of the museum...

Next time, shouldn't they follow the example of human fans and make the rankings for celebrity cubs?

Fearing that the banshees were making earth-shattering remarks, Mingxing turned his head and said to Jin Guangming, "Master Jin, do you have any flowerpots here?"

Jin Guangming was stunned for a second by the question, and then said quickly, "Yes, yes. I happen to have one in my office."

Jin Guangming immediately called and asked the security guard to deliver the flower pot he wanted.The security guard knew that their museum would be closed today because the master was invited to catch ghosts, but when he arrived at the scene, he was a little confused when he saw the handsome men and women in front of him?

What about ghost hunting?Master, I think you have a problem!

Jin Guangming didn't know that his reputation was almost ruined, so he took the flower pot and handed it to Ming Xingyan, "Master Ming, what do you think of this?"

The flower pot is about the size of two hands, and there is soil in it.Ming Xingyan looked at it and said, "Yes." Then, Ming Xingyan looked at the thirteen flower demons and said, "Come in."

The flower demon named Haitang weakly raised her hand, "Boss, can we not go in? It's a bit crowded."

"Huh?" Ming Xingyan raised his eyelids and glanced at them lightly.

The banshees hurriedly said, "Master, we're coming!!"

As they spoke, the banshees scrambled to become a beam of colored light and got into the flowerpot.In the blink of an eye, clusters of flowers bloomed out of the flowerpots that were originally filled with soil.

There is a crabapple narcissus in the east, a rose lily in the west, a hollyhock chrysanthemum on the top, and a sunflower clematis on the bottom...Thirteen kinds of colorful flowers filled the flower pots to the brim. , Ugly and ugly...