Brother's wrong way to open

Fat Tao is a pragmatist, which is reflected in various aspects.For example, when someone treats guests to dinner, he is always the one who packs the food after eating.For another example, he will also pack up the leftovers in the laboratory.So then the following scene happened: One day when Zhao Xiaogou came back from the classroom, he just opened the door when he saw Fat Tao grabbing a bird and pressing it into the water, and there were two other birds in the cage next to him.Zhao Xiaogou rushed over to save the poor bird from the devil's hands.

"You can handle such a cute little bird?"

"Cute?" Fat Tao looked at those gray peas-eyed quails, and really couldn't see anything cute about them. "These are the few quails left over from the experiment. I'm going to make soup for it."

"Brother Tao, we don't need this soup."

"Lack." Fat Tao mainly felt that even if they were released, it would be difficult for these quails to survive in the city.

Zhao Xiaogou has seen the ultimate state of foodie.Dealing with foodies is difficult and difficult, because they can be unreasonable, but easy and indeed easy, because you can deal with them with food.

"I'll trade you a roast chicken!"

"make a deal!"

As a result, the dormitory members added three more gray quails.

Later, when Gu Changyu saw that Fat Tao was going to take a rabbit back, he stopped the idiot in time.

"Are you going to let him raise another rabbit?" Gu Changyu asked him.

"No, I just plan to exchange it for another roast chicken." Fat Tao felt that this deal was a good deal.

"If you dare to take it back, I'll disembowel it and throw it on your bed!" Zhao Xiaogou would never raise a dead rabbit.

Fat Tao gave in, and never took experimental supplies from the dormitory again.

Of course, dorms do not allow pets.

During a routine sanitation inspection on Monday, Zhao Xiaogou was in a hurry to find a place to hide his quails.In the desk?No, too much movement.In the suitcase?No, it's too boring.It doesn't work in the cabinet either, and it will be revealed after a few calls.what to do?what to do?The teacher is coming soon.

Fat Tao saw him running around in a hurry, and took a guitar, "Is it okay to hide it in here?"

"There will still be sound."

"Hang it on the balcony, anyway, there are birds chirping outside."

"high!"

Sure enough, it passed the inspection smoothly.

"Thank you for your guitar!" Zhao Xiaogou carefully took out the quail one by one.

"It's not my guitar, I thought it was yours." The fat man asked him.

"no."

"Where did you get it?"

"Here." The fat man pointed to the joint between Gu Changyu's and Zhao Xiaogou's desks.

At this time, Gu Changyu came back.

Ruined.The voices of the two.

"Why are you looking at me?" Gu Changyu asked.

Then, he saw his newly bought guitar and the two gray quails that he hadn't had time to take out of the guitar.

"Who will explain?"

The fat man fled out of the door.

"I'm just using it to hide quail a bit, and you'll clean it up right away!"

However, things are not that simple.

When the last quail was taken out, he also found that the inside of the guitar was too dirty to read.

"Isn't your guitar custom-made by a private person?" Zhao Xiaogou asked weakly. Gu Changyu has several treasures that are custom-made by private hands. In layman's terms, they are the expensive ones.

"No."

Zhao Xiaogou breathed a sigh of relief.

However, this breath of relief was too early.

"You bargain, you should be able to buy 4800." Gu Changyu added.

Zhao Xiaogou simply gave in, "Father, I want to pay in installments."

"Yes, how many installments?"

"section 48."

"Are you going to live your life?"

"I will pay it off before graduation!"

"What's in it for me?"

"I'll be your son?"

"Then let me keep you?"

"I'll be your younger brother?"

Seeing that Gu Changyu was hesitating, he quickly added: "Serve tea and water, make the bed and fold the quilt, do shopping and run errands, absolutely!"

It's not that Zhao Xiaogou doesn't want to work part-time on weekends to earn money, but that he has to go to a Chinese medicine clinic to learn on Saturdays and Sundays.Although there is no salary, he likes the job very much.In fact, what he always wanted to learn was Chinese medicine, but his family strongly opposed it, so he had to give up.

"I'm here to get Gu Changyu's courier." This is Zhao Xiaodi helping Boss Gu with the courier.

"Wait a minute, here it is for you."

"Thank you."

Zhao Xiaogou was about to leave when he was stopped.A tall and thin beautiful woman looked at him with a smile.

"Are you helping Gu Changyu with the package?"

"correct."

"Well, I can help deliver it." The beauty seemed a little shy.

Zhao Xiaogou understood. It seems that this beauty has been secretly in love with Gu Changyu for a long time.

Destruction of marriage is going to hell!

So, he handed over the package without hesitation.

Later, because he was caught by the monitor halfway and worked as a hard worker for a long time, he forgot about it.

A few days later, a popular post "Explore the unknown secret of a certain male god" appeared on the campus website.

The first is a photo of the package, with Gu Changyu's name and phone number written on the courier slip.Then there is a photo of the package being opened, and it can be clearly seen that the package contains sanitary napkins.Obviously, Gu Changyu secretly ordered sanitary napkins from the Internet.

The post also made a careful analysis of this. If you are buying lingerie, it may be a gift for a girl. Even if you are buying a skirt, it may be for cosplay.But what he bought was a sanitary napkin. For a boy, there is only one possibility, that is, he will leak urine!And why there is leakage of urine, it must be directly related to the genitourinary system.It is further deduced that Gu Changyu, one of the top ten male gods in the school, has never had a girlfriend because he has something to hide.

The post was well-founded, and there were photos to prove it. There was an uproar all of a sudden, and Gu Changyu soon found out.

He saved the picture immediately, and then called Hao Ping.Soon, Hao Ping sent some pictures.Then, he called Zhao Xiaogou again.

"Zhao Xiaogou, where is the package I asked you to take?" His tone was calm.

"Hey, you found out." Zhao Xiaogou didn't go on the school intranet for ten thousand years, and didn't care about gossip, so he didn't know about it yet.

"En." Still very calm.

"She said she would send you a package, so I knew she must have a crush on you. What do you think?"

"I don't think it's pretty enough."

"Not pretty enough?" Zhao Xiaogou was anxious, "Do you dislike the red birthmark on her arm?" As a prosopagnosia patient, he only remembered this.

"I know who it is." Then he hung up the phone, he never doubted Zhao Xiaogou.

"What?" Zhao Xiaogou was confused.

Gu Changyu quickly counterattacked.

According to Zhao Xiaogou's description, it should be the girl who pestered him some time ago.They just exchanged a few words, but nothing happened. He thought that his refusal was clear enough, but he didn't expect her to do such a thing.

So he also posted a post with a photo of the package attached.At the same time, a detail is enlarged, and there is a buyer ID on the courier slip.Then he put two photos sent by Hao Ping. One photo showed that the real name of the buyer's ID was: Hao Ping.Another photo is Hao Ping's purchase records, showing that she first purchased a razor and then a box of sanitary napkins.

The post explained that this was actually a very simple oolong incident. As a cousin, Hao Ping bought a razor for her cousin Gu Changyu as a birthday present, and sent it directly to Gu Changyu.Later, she bought sanitary napkins for herself, but she forgot to change the address and sent them to Gu Changyu as well.

Then the courier package was falsely claimed, and it was opened and displayed without Gu Changyu's consent. Gu Changyu's information was leaked, financial losses were suffered, and at the same time, he was seriously slandered.The post also clearly stated that Gu Changyu had already cooperated with the school's student union to investigate this incident.

During the investigation, the courier said that the package was taken away by a girl with a red birthmark on her arm.After verification, the courier company has already compensated for double the freight and apologized, saying that it will strictly examine the recipient's qualifications to ensure the safe delivery of the customer's package.

As for this girl, please consciously return the package that does not belong to you, and apologize to Gu Changyu for your groundless guess.At the same time, I also warn all students to manage their private information well to prevent it from being leaked or used by others, resulting in loss of property and reputation.

Even though the girl never wore short sleeves again, she was soon fleshed out, and everyone began to consciously avoid her.She finally couldn't take it anymore, deleted the original post, and posted a new post, saying that she was kind enough to help Gu Changyu get the package, and she opened it out of curiosity, but she didn't expect such serious consequences, and she felt sorry.

Although she was still stubborn, she apologized after all. In order to avoid further disturbances, Gu Changyu decided not to entangle this matter any longer.

Because, in fact, Gu Changyu's post is also a fabrication.The courier brother sends hundreds of packages every day, how can he remember who took a package a few days ago.And the so-called student union cadre is fat Zhou Tao.Many details cannot withstand scrutiny, and Zhao Xiaogou will be involved, which is the last thing Gu Changyu wants to see.Zhao Xiaogou is like a child, and he doesn't want the child's clean eyes to see these complicated things, at least, not so fast, not because of him.