Brother's wrong way to open

As the saying goes, good luck depends on misfortune, and misfortune depends on good fortune.Zhao Xiaogou was so impressed by this sentence.

The sports meeting is coming soon, and the squad leader is encouraging everyone to actively participate in various sports.In view of the fact that the rewards are not very attractive, and there are a lot of sports talents waiting to show their strengths, the students all expressed their inability to win glory for the class, ashamed, ashamed.

Therefore, the class leader gave up democracy and changed it to □□, requiring every boy to enroll in at least one sports event.

Zhao Xiaogou found the squad leader and showed him his swollen right hand in all directions in order to get an exemption.The squad leader shook his hand and said, "Got it, got it." So, Zhao Xiaogou left contentedly.

Two days later, the registration ended, and the monitors began to read their respective registration items.After a long list of projects and names, Zhao Xiaogou heard his own name, "Men 1500, Zhao Xiaogou, Gao Junjie,..."

"Squad leader, how come there is my name?" Zhao Xiaogou went to the monitor to confirm.

"Didn't you say that your hands are swollen and you can only participate in the legs?"

That's not what he meant at all!

Therefore, although body language is also a kind of language, it is not as accurate as spoken language.This is the first time Zhao Xiaogou suffered a loss in body language.

"Then there is no need to report 1500 so cruelly?" Zhao Xiaogou continued to struggle.

"You came late, other projects are full."

Zhao Xiaogou felt that there was nothing left to love.

Before Gu Changyu arrived at the dormitory, he heard Zhao Xiaogou's wailing.

"What's wrong?" He asked Fat Tao, because Zhao Xiaogou was busy beating the bed.

"His monitor helped him sign up for the men's 1500-meter long-distance race." The fat man gloated.

"Run and run, what a big deal."

"Have you ever been chased by No.1 for more than one lap?" Zhao Xiaogou asked him.

"No." The first is usually him.

"Then you can't understand me." He continued to beat the bed and howl.

"Run with me for a few days, I promise you won't be last." Gu Changyu couldn't stand his howling anymore.

Zhao Xiaogou ran along very hard for a few days, and the progress was obvious.

On the day of the sports meeting, he wore the newly bought sports shoes and came to the stadium with confidence.Of course he didn't go to be the first, he went to not be the first!

Men's 1500 is about to start, Zhao Xiaogou couldn't help feeling a little excited.

"Zhao Xiaogou, let me tell you something." The squad leader stopped him, "Don't you want to run the men's 1500, I will solve it for you."

"Really? I don't have to run away?" Zhao Xiaogou was overjoyed.

"No, it's just that the men's 1500 track is not enough. You need someone to run the women's 1500 with the girls and score points alone. I won it for you." The squad leader said don't thank me, I will be proud.

Zhao Xiaogou just wanted to spray a mouthful of old blood on his head!

When Zhao Xiaogou appeared in the women's 1500 competition, the audience was all excited.As a result, there was an extremely rare spectacle where the entire school audience cheered for him alone.This time, he really ran desperately, but in the end he still took the last place.

It was also his bad luck. On the last lap, a girl tripped over because she was robbing the track.Zhao Xiaogou saw that she fell a little hard, and kept lying on her stomach without getting up, so she had to turn around and help her up and sent her to the school doctor who came from afar.When he returned to the track and ran to the finish line, he was already number 1 from the bottom.

Unexpectedly, it was the bottom one in the end, Zhao Xiaogou was a little frustrated.He didn't know everyone in the class very well, so he wandered to Zhou Tao from another district in boredom, sat down against his soft and thick back, and silently sought comfort.

"Fat, this is your daughter-in-law? You are so handsome, come on, give me a kiss." A gentle-looking beauty with long hair spoke like a seasoned rascal.

"No, I'm from his natal family. Huahua, your eyesight has regressed!" Zhou Tao finished teasing Banhua, then poked Zhao Xiaogou, "Look, is that your squad leader?"

Sure enough, it was his cheating squad leader, looking around for someone.

"Squad leader, why are you here?" Zhao Xiaogou waved to him.

"Let me find it easier, this is for you." He handed over something.

"What is it?" When I opened it, it turned out to be a "Best Friendship Award" certificate of honor.

"There is no material reward, only two credits and this certificate." The monitor was a little regretful.

But for Zhao Xiaogou, this is already a super surprise gift package, okay?

He asked excitedly: "Squad leader, did you help me fight for this?"

"Of course! It's also an honor for the class that you win the award."

"You finally did something human!" Zhao Xiaogou praised him.All along, he has been tricked miserably.

"What?"

"I said you did a great job! Thank you!"

"You're welcome, I'm leaving."

Zhao Xiaogou happily took the certificate to Pang Tao to show off, and then saw Gu Changyu standing under the stairs talking to Pang Tao.Zhao Xiaogou rushed over and jumped on Gu Changyu, "Brother Yu, look! I am the Best Friendship Award. Although I am the last one, I still won the award."

Gu Changyu managed to avoid being rushed off the stands, and seeing his happy face, he felt that it would be worth it even if he dragged his goose squad leader to the sports dean's office a few more times.

Fat Tao pointed at Gu Changyu and said, "Huahua, did you see that, that's his husband's house."

"Okay, okay, you are the best." Gu Changyu tore off the puppy sticking to his body, "I have an appointment in the afternoon, when you go back to the dormitory, help me wash the clothes on the bed."

"No problem, don't worry." He continued to admire his certificate of honor happily.This is a certificate of honor in sports. For a sports waste, it is as precious as an imperial decree, okay?

Fat Tao and Huahua looked at each other, and the pink bubbles surrounding Gu Changyu and Zhao Xiaogou burst instantly and disappeared without a trace.Please don't show the pure revolutionary friendship so full of basic affection, please!Feeling disillusioned is hard, understandable?Understandable?

Some things we thought happened but didn't.And some things we thought didn't happen, actually happened, but we didn't realize it.

Zhao Xiaogou returned to the dormitory, threw all of Gu Changyu's clothes into the washing machine and went to the cafeteria.

When Gu Changyu came back at night, he saw a familiar shirt hanging on the balcony.The style is your own shirt, yes, but why is it pink?

"What's going on?" He held the shirt in front of Zhao Xiaogou.

"Oh, I washed it for you, but why do you like pink shirts?"

"It turned out to be white." Gu Changyu gritted his teeth.

"So, those pink socks were also white?" He was just wondering that Gu Changyu liked pink so much.

"You threw the socks in together?"

"Well, it's probably because your red underwear has faded." Zhao Xiaogou always washes clothes regardless of color, and throws all underwear and socks into the washing machine and it's done.

"I don't have red underwear."

"The red underwear is mine." The fat man said, "My mother said that I will be a villain this year, so I have to wear red underwear to avoid it." His red underwear was already in the washing machine, and Zhao Xiaogou washed it together without even looking at it. up.

"Then I'll pay you one?" Zhao Xiaogou has always been brave enough to take responsibility and never corrects his shortcomings.

"Okay, according to this brand, the same style, the same size, you can go find it." Gu Changyu threw the clothes to him.

A week later, Zhao Xiaogou, who was exhausted, took his shirt and pleaded guilty, "Brother, dear brother, I have searched almost all the big shopping malls, but I really can't find this brand."

"Of course you can't find it. It's not from this city."

"Why didn't you tell me!" Zhao Xiaogou said evilly.

"You didn't ask." Gu Changyu raised his eyebrows.

"Brother, dear brother, dear brother, from which corner did you buy this old man's clothes?"

"Oh, I bought it when I was playing at my aunt's house."

"Your aunt's house is at..."

"Belgium."

Zhao Xiaogou rushed forward and tried to strangle his freshly baked brother to death.

"Okay, okay, I was wrong, I owe you the shirt first, let's go to the mall and buy another one when we have time."

we can only do this.

Taking advantage of one afternoon when he and Gu Changyu had no classes, they decided to go to the mall to buy shirts.

I have to say that Gu Changyu is really a born clothes hanger, he looks like a model on a catwalk when he wears any clothes, even the clothes in the discounted area look good on him.After choosing three shirts and two trousers, when paying the bill, he pointed to the special priced clothes and said to Zhao Xiaogou: "After all, I have worn those clothes, so you can pay for this one."

That shirt is only over 100 yuan.

Zhao Xiaogou suddenly felt that this quiet kindness softened the sharp brows and eyes of the young man in front of him.