Brother's wrong way to open

There are only three people in the entire dormitory, so there are three levels of cleanliness.

At the bottom is fat Zhou Tao, who only maintains hygiene at the lowest level.

What is the minimum standard?It is the level that Gu Changyu and Zhao Xiaogou don't care about.For example, it doesn't matter if you don't wash your socks for a few days, because it doesn't hinder others.But the smelly shoes must be brushed, because it will pollute the air in the dormitory.

If not brush?Zhao Xiaogou would keep reminding him to brush his shoes when he was playing games, while Gu Changyu would put the shoes directly into his bed.

The middle level is Gu Changyu, he is usually too lazy to keep it, but he will always tidy it up after a few days.

For example, he will take a bath every day, but the clothes will be washed together every few days.Things are thrown around, but I always clean it up when I have time, so it basically looks tidy.

And the highest level is of course Zhao Xiaogou. There are not many things on the bed and desk, and they are all neat and clean. His personal hygiene habits are also good. Except for the beds and desks of the seniors, he will not touch them, and the other places will be cleaned basically. Clean and tidy.

Seeing that he started mopping the floor again, Gu Changyu said to him, "It's Fat Tao's turn to clean up today, let him do it himself."

"It's okay, I'm happy to live in a tidy dormitory." Because he has been keeping the dormitory clean and cleaning it quickly.And after Fat Tao came back, he probably went straight to the game world, and there was basically no hope for cleaning.

Gu Changyu sat on the balcony reading a book and drinking coffee. After watching him finish cleaning, he made him a cup as well.

"I'm going to have a son who is as well-behaved as you." Gu Changyu has no siblings, so he can only look forward to his future son.Compared with his bad relatives and the bear children of even worse relatives, Zhao Xiaogou simply compared them as negative teaching materials.

"My grandma said that people must be clean and tidy in order to live a bright life." Too lazy to move the chair over, Zhao Xiaogou held the coffee and leaned against the railing against the sun.

"You always mention grandma, did grandma bring you up?" The young man in front of him still had the innocence of a teenager, the bright sunlight cast a warm halo on him, his hair was shaking slightly, his smile was clean, Gu Changyu couldn't help feeling soft in his heart.

"En." Zhao Xiaogou nodded and stopped talking, drinking coffee with his head down.

"I was brought up by my grandma. When I was young, I went to plant rice seedlings with my grandma." Gu Changyu said.

"Really? That must be fun."

"I don't remember whether it was fun or not. I just remember that I stung a leech on my leg, and I was so scared that I cried for a long time." This incident can definitely be ranked first in the list of bad childhood memories.

Zhao Xiaogou was dumbfounded.

Seeing that he listened with gusto, Gu Changyu continued: "That leech is as big as your finger. I tried to tear it off, but the more I pulled it, the longer it got, but I couldn't pull it off."

"and after?"

"I had no choice but to go to the hospital to cut off the piece of meat including the leeches. Now I still have a scar on my leg." Gu Changyu patted his right calf, "Would you like to see it?"

"Yeah." How painful that would be, Zhao Xiaogou thought.

Gu Changyu lifted up the trouser leg, Zhao Xiaogou looked at it, the whole calf was smooth and tidy, no scar was seen.

It wasn't until Gu Changyu burst into laughter that Zhao Xiaogou realized that he had been tricked.

"Being stung by a leech is real. It took just a few shots and it was captured. How can you really cut the flesh, you idiot!" Gu Changyu almost died of laughter from this innocent puppy.

The two seniors have a common hobby, that is, they like to spoof Zhao Xiaogou.There are two reasons for this, one is the bad taste of the two, and the other is because Zhao Xiaogou is fooled almost every time.Basically, as long as there are no obvious logical errors, Zhao Xiaogou will believe what others say.

For example, one day when he returned to the dormitory, he approached Zhou Tao mysteriously and said, "Brother Tao, I heard that many people like Gu Changyu."

"Tall and handsome, good at homework, the main force of the basketball team, and one of the top ten male gods on campus, it's no wonder that no one likes such a person." Zhou Tao didn't think there was anything to gossip about.

"The main reason is that there are all kinds of people who like him." Zhao Xiaogou specially emphasized the word "various".

"Huh?" Zhou Tao was very puzzled, there was nothing wrong with liking him even if he was crooked.

"It's just... I heard that many boys also like him." Zhao Xiaogou felt that this matter was very incredible.

"Oh~ this matter..." Zhou Tao paused strangely, then patted him on the shoulder decisively and said, "It's all slander! It's all rumors! It's all nonsense, don't believe it!" The tone is also very earnest.

"Oh, I thought it was true." For Zhao Xiaogou, who just got out of the busy college entrance examination and has never been interested in gossip, this news has seriously exceeded his comprehension. Fortunately, things seem to be back to normal track.

"If you misunderstood him like this, he will be very sad." Zhou Tao paused, and after receiving Zhao Xiaogou's guilty expression, he continued: "Because he has always liked you!"

Zhao Xiaogou is Sparta again!

Seeing Zhao Xiaogou's shocked eyes widen, Zhou Tao was very satisfied with his performance, and continued to add drama, "If you don't believe me, ask him!" He pointed behind Zhao Xiaogou.

Gu Changyu didn't know how long he had listened, so he immediately took over the role and started acting, pretending to look at him affectionately and said, "Puppy dog, do you still remember the first sentence you said to me?"

Zhao Xiaogou was confused, shocked, puzzled, then a little happy, proud, shy, and then puzzled... his mind was muddled.

"I asked what you want, but you said 'you!'" Gu Changyu saw that Zhao Xiaogou was stunned, so he asked and answered by himself and continued to act.

What's wrong?Are male gods always confessing so casually?Still in front of outsiders?To a man?Confession?

Zhao Xiaogou turned his head abruptly, and sure enough, he saw Zhou Tao's distorted face holding back his smile.

The two actors finally couldn't hold back their laughter, Zhao Xiaogou picked up the mop and planned to lick the two rising stars on the spot!

Zhao Xiaogou has many shortcomings, but what really bothers him is his road-crazy attribute.For example, when he wanted to eat shabu-shabu again, he had to ask Gu Changyu to take him there.

"One time, just this time, this time I will definitely remember how to get there."

"But I have an appointment today." Actually not.

"You kept saying that you had an appointment a few days ago, but in the end, you went to play basketball." Zhao Xiaogou exposed him.

In fact, Gu Changyu just likes to see the little dog scratching his head and begging him.

"But today I really have an appointment." Gu Changyu, who was playing with his mobile phone, sent a WeChat message to the girl who appeared frequently recently.

Zhao Xiaogou gave him a look that you don't want to lie to me.

"Then, I'll take you with me, and you can see if I'm lying to you."

When they arrived at Uncle Mo's shop, a girl in a light green skirt was already waiting there.

Zhao Xiaogou was extremely embarrassed!This man with no lower limit really has a date, and he even brought himself along!Zhao Xiaogou just wanted to throw himself into the chef's stove and burn it down!Or just throw Gu Changyu in!

"This is?" Obviously, Zhao Xiaogou was not the only one who was embarrassed.The girl felt that this person who came along with him for no reason could be destroyed humanely!

"This is my puppy." This was Gu Changyu's introduction.

Zhao Xiaogou planned to give him a free punch on the bridge of his nose!

"I'll take you to eat shabu-shabu tomorrow~" Gu Changyu said.

Seeing his sincerity, Zhao Xiaogou decided to spare his life temporarily.

"Hi, my name is Zhao Xiaogou, and they usually call me puppy."

"That's it, it's quite fun, haha." I don't care if you are called a puppy or a kitten, the main reason is why you appear here!The roar in the girl's heart was about to materialize.

But at this time, Zhao Xiaogou couldn't care about anything else, because Ma Xiao was on the table.

The originally awkward atmosphere disappeared because of a large plate of red sesame seeds.

Zhao Xiaogou ate very attentively, seriously, and quickly.

"Puppy, are your eyes a little swollen?" After eating for a while, Gu Changyu noticed something was wrong.

"No, no, it's just too spicy." Speed ​​up and eat quickly.

"The mouth is also a little swollen, and so is the face. Are you allergic to lobster?"

"I said it was spicy." Continue to eat.

Gu Changyu decided not to reason with foodies, settled the bill in a hurry, said sorry to the girl and asked her next time, and dragged him to the hospital.

When he got to the hospital, Zhao Xiaogou was swollen like a pig's head, followed by abdominal pain, diarrhea, dizziness, nausea... He felt as if he was going to die.

"This is the phone number of my parents. If anything happens, tell them to take me back."

"kindness."

"Tell them I love them."

"kindness."

"Choose me a place with beautiful scenery, with trees and flowers."

"What? You want to build a house? It's just an allergy. It's a bit uncomfortable now. It will be fine after an injection."

"Oh."

After a while.

"Let them burn a beautiful woman for me. I haven't even been in a relationship yet." Suddenly, she became even more sad.

Don't reason with the patient, and don't get angry.After ten times of silent recitation in his heart, Gu Changyu felt that he had regained his senses.

"If you shut up, I'll introduce my sister to you." In fact, he doesn't have a sister.

"Really? Pretty?"

"What do you think?"

Gu Changyu is handsome and upright, and his sister should be no different.Zhao Xiaogou quickly zipped his mouth.

Zhao Xiaogou's hand was also swollen, and the nurse couldn't find a blood vessel, so he directly stuck a needle in his foot.

"Brother Yu, you can go back, the nurse said there are still three bottles left, and it's already early morning after the bottle." Zhao Xiaogou said.

"It's okay, you have a needle in your foot, it's inconvenient if no one is around." Although Gu Changyu likes to tease Zhao Xiaogou, he is still a good senior at heart.

Zhao Xiaogou, who had taken several bottles of intravenous drip, always wanted to go to the toilet. He couldn't walk there by himself because of the needles on his feet, so Gu Changyu carried him to the toilet on his back. It's over.

"Brother Yu, Brother Yu." Zhao Xiaogou woke up Gu Changyu who was lying on the bed.

"Huh? Do you want to go to the bathroom?" Gu Changyu raised his head.

"No, brother Yu, come up and sleep with me for a while." Zhao Xiaogou moved to the side to make room for one side.

Gu Changyu was really sleepy, so he didn't show any courtesy to him, so he climbed into bed and fell asleep with his arms around him.There is no way, the hospital bed is too small, if you don't hug Zhao Xiaogou, you will fall down.

When he returned to the dormitory the next morning, Zhao Xiaogou's face was pale, while Gu Changyu's eyes were bloodshot.

"Have you gone out to open a room?" Fat Tao asked.

"Yes, I'll call you next time." Gu Changyu said.

"I'm male, and I like games and girls." Fat Tao said with a serious face.

"I'm allergic to crayfish, brother Yu stayed with me in the hospital all night." Zhao Xiaogou hurriedly said that it was inevitable that they would run to Huang Bao's road.

"You brother Yu really loves you deeply." Fat Tao sighed.

"Brother Yu loves you too." Zhao Xiaogou said.

"Believe me, he only loves you." Fat Tao said heartbroken.

"That's because you don't understand his love." Zhao Xiaogou comforted him.

"Brother Yu, do you love me?" Fat Tao turned his head and asked Gu Changyu.

"I'd rather love your pair of slippers." Gu Changyu was referring to Pang Tao's pair of dog slippers that were extremely ugly and smelled bad.

"Look, that's how he loves me." Fat Tao complained to Zhao Xiaogou.

"He hates those slippers so much that he didn't throw them away, isn't that enough to love you?" Zhao Xiaogou said.You know, because Gu Changyu felt that the towel that Zhao Xiaogou used before was too ugly and had a hole, so he threw it away without consulting him.Although he was given a new towel later, it still left an impression on Zhao Xiaogou that he would be thrown away if he was hated.

"I suddenly felt that what you said made sense." Fat Tao sighed.

"Well, Brother Yu loves the world, Amen." Zhao Xiaogou concluded.

"Are you sure you are talking about the same person?" Fat Tao asked him.

Zhao Xiaogou ignored him and went to class.