Brother's wrong way to open

Zhao Xiaogou came to the school to report two days late, and the freshman dormitory was full.The dormitory teacher asked him to live in 515 first, and told him to move back when there was a vacant bed.

Carrying the "safe cotton" quilt sold uniformly by the school and a set of daily necessities such as buckets and hangers, plus his own backpack and suitcase, Zhao Xiaogou felt like a Howl's moving castle!

"Grandma said that no matter how hard the road is, there will be an end!" When he finally saw the small green sign that said 515, he once again deeply understood this sentence.

Then, he rushed into the dormitory.Yes, jumped in.Fatty Zhou Tao would laugh for a while every time he talked about this scene.

In fact, he just tripped over the coat hanger that fell from the luggage the moment he opened the door.It would be fine if he just fell to the ground, but the point is that he didn't! ! !After stumbling a few times, he knelt down in front of a person who was leaning on a desk and looking at his mobile phone...

Gu Changyu was chatting with the bad friend Longbao on WeChat, when suddenly a boy rushed in from the door and knelt at his feet.The dazed look with his mouth open made him feel amused, so he took a few cute photos of this kid with his mobile phone, and sent them to his bad friend.

Then he bent down and asked the kneeling boy with an evil smile: "Tell me, what do you want? Baby~"

In any case, Zhao Xiaogou decided to say hello before saying: "You...".Before the word "good" could be said, he was interrupted by a burst of wild laughter.

"Hahahahaha, hurry up and give me some money." A fat man by the window raised his head from the game and said.

Only then did Zhao Xiaogou realize that he was still kneeling, and quickly stood up to say hello, "Senior, I am Zhao Xiaogou, a freshman from the School of Economics. The dormitory for freshmen is full, and the dormitory teacher asked me to live here for a while."

"My name is Zhou Tao, and that guy's name is Gu Changyu. We are both juniors from the School of Life Sciences. The two beds next to the door are empty. You can choose one." Fatty finished speaking and continued his game career.

The dormitory is an ordinary four-person room with a standard bed and desk structure. On both sides of the window are the beds of two seniors, and on both sides of the door are empty. Gu Changyu directly took the quilt from Zhao Xiaogou's hand and threw it on the bed behind the door. "You sleep here?" side."

Gu Changyu is a senior, and he is a head taller than himself. He has lost in the field of aura. Zhao Xiaogou decided to keep his mouth shut.He climbed into the bed he had chosen for himself and began to make the bedding.

"The bed behind the door is quieter, and you don't have to turn off the lights." Zhou Tao explained.

"Well, thank you!" Zhao Xiaogou was taught since he was a child that when he said thank you, he must look into other people's eyes to appear sincere.So, he sincerely looked into Gu Changyu's eyes and thanked him.Then he found that his sincerity was really in vain!

"Your name is Zhao Xiaogou? What a strange name!" Gu Changyu sighed.

"It's Zhao Xiaogou, the one behind the structure!" Zhao Xiaogou couldn't complain anymore.

"Are you the kind of bedding sold by the school?"

"Yes."

"Winter will be colder, but..."

"But what?" The innocent Zhao Xiaogou asked curiously.

"You can come and sleep in my arms! Puppy."

You shouldn't have answered his words!

Gu Changyu's cell phone rang several times, so he stopped teasing him and went to check his cell phone.

It was the bad friend Longbao who sent several WeChat messages after receiving the photos.

- Promise him.

- Such a pure and lovely child is already kneeling in front of you, so hurry up and agree!

-comeon, face your own heart bravely, Long Ge will always support you!

-Look at these beautiful eyes, how innocent and clear, how could you bear to let them be filled with tears.

-Lonely traveler, where is your heart still wandering?Let this pure child warm it!

If you don't reply to him, you will probably be played into a tragic love story in Qiong Yao's version by this ingenious person.

-Can't you imagine him as someone who came to borrow money from me?Gu Changyu asked him.

-Have you seen the lingering story of borrowing money?Or is it a soul-stirring story of borrowing money?I am a good student in the Chinese Department, and I can live bravely in this boring world only by my magnificent imagination and surging emotions.

-Actually...he is my son 20 years later, who came through the wormhole to have sex with me.

After several minutes, the other party still didn't reply, probably because the brain hole of the Chinese department was attacked by the bottomless wormhole of the Academy of Biological Sciences, Gu Changyu won another round, and put away the phone contentedly.

Then continue to tease the puppy, "Are you going to the welcome party tomorrow?"

"I came late, I don't know anyone, I don't really want to go." The strange environment and strange people will make Zhao Xiaogou feel a little awkward and uncomfortable, and he would rather lie in the dormitory and sleep.

"It seems that you want to go to the bar!" Gu Changyu said.

Zhao Xiaogou's whole body is Spartan!Did he mention the bar?Has anyone mentioned the word bar?Is he intermittently deaf?No, he just doesn't want to go to the party, why does he seem to want to go to the bar?

Could it be that I look like a bad boy?White shirts, slacks, black hair, and black-rimmed glasses, aren’t these usually the standard equipment for nerds? What’s wrong?

"Brother Tao, the puppy said he wants to go to the bar, will you go?" Before Zhao Xiaogou could react, Gu Changyu was already asking fat Zhou Tao.

"You please?" Zhou Tao raised his head from his busy schedule and asked him.

"If you insist on going so shamelessly, of course I will."

"go with!"

Zhao Xiaogou thinks this 'Go! 'Yes' to you! ', but obviously Gu Changyu thought it meant 'go to the bar! 'the meaning of.

"Ok, deal."

Just like that, Zhao Xiaogou, a freshman who didn't want to go to the party, was going to the bar for no reason.

Seeing that he had made the bed, Zhou Tao proposed to have dinner together.Fortunately, Gu Changyu was relatively quiet outside, and he didn't say anything surprising, which made Zhao Xiaogou silently recite Amitabha Buddha in his heart for a long time, thank God.

After the meal, the two of them took him around the school, pointing out to him the library, several teaching buildings in the southeast, northwest, and laboratory buildings.Zhou Tao is an eloquent and humorous person. He introduced the school vividly and interestingly along the way, which made Zhao Xiaogou feel so lucky to meet such a friendly roommate and senior.

As for the other one, he seemed to become dumb when he left the door.Along the way, he kept his hands casually in his trouser pockets and followed slowly.

Until he answered a phone call, hurriedly told them "don't wait for me" and strode away.

"He's from this city, so he shouldn't be going back to the dormitory today." Zhou Tao said, and patted him on the shoulder reassuringly, "Don't worry, I'll take you to the bar tomorrow."

Who would worry about such a thing?He doesn't want to go to the bar at all!

Because Zhou Tao said that a place like a bar is an excellent place to catch girls, after tossing about clothes and hair, they arrived half an hour later than the agreed time.

In the impression Zhao Xiaogou got from watching TV, places like bars are usually dimly lit, the air is turbid, and everyone is dancing like crazy demons amidst deafening music.As a standard and good student, he really doesn't like this kind of place at all.However, the bar that Zhou Tao brought him overturned his usual impression.

It is true that the lights are dim, but it is very quiet, with the sound of a bamboo flute floating in the air.There is only one aperture in the entire space on the stage, and a person in the aperture is dancing solo.

Zhao Xiaogou was trying to find a vacant seat when Zhou Tao pulled him away, "Look, that's Brother Yu."

It turned out that the dancer was Gu Changyu.

Simply dressed in white and with a big wooden fan, every movement of reaching out, opening the fan, swinging the fan, shaking the head, and raising the legs is smooth and powerful. Although the movements are fast, they seem to be walking in a garden, elegant and handsome.The fluttering cuffs are elegant and flexible, but what they show is free and easy and steady.Like an ancient god bird from ancient times, it spreads its wings and flies amidst the melancholy music, looking down upon all living beings.

Then, the dance is over.Obviously, they missed most of the great performances.When the lights came on, everyone applauded and cheered.The bar returned to Zhao Xiaogou's impression of dim lights, cloudy air, and deafening music, where everyone was dancing like crazy demons. The only thing to be thankful for was that the music wasn't too loud.At least, he could still hear the fat man bragging about fishing for girls.

Zhao Xiaogou has face blindness, and he usually forgets all the people he has only seen a few times the next day.For example, now, he feels that the person walking towards him is very familiar, but he just can't remember who it is.After staring at it for a while, I still can’t remember it, forget it, maybe I don’t know it.

Gu Changyu expected that Zhou Tao would be late, so he simply started looking from the back.Sure enough, a conspicuously fat man in the crowd was the obvious target.The boy next to him was even more conspicuous, with a pair of bright eyes staring at him all the time.Gu Changyu knew that he was very popular with girls, but when boys stared at him with the expression of a fan girl, he felt strangely satisfied.

That's why we have the term "beautiful misunderstanding".

Zhao Xiaogou watched the person he "may not know" come to him, sat down, and slapped the fat Zhou Tao on the back, successfully pulling his attention away from the beauty.

"Brother Yu, why did you find us so quickly?" Fat Tao asked him.

"You are the brightest star here! It's so easy to find you."

"That's it!" Fat Tao was proud, straightened his collar, he didn't feel the embarrassment of being ridiculed, only complacent, obviously quite proud of his attire.

"I forgot that today is your birthday. I'll punish myself with three cups later!" Fat Tao also saw the cake on the coffee table before he remembered that today is Gu Changyu's birthday.

"If you pour yourself down on purpose, I can only let these beauties destroy you." Gu Changyu didn't want to carry him back at all.

"They're all here for you." There were quite a few beauties here, which made him very envious and jealous.

"That's why I need your stalwart body to stand in front of me, so that they don't overwhelm me." Gu Changyu felt that calling Fat Tao was absolutely right.

"Don't worry, I'm here." Let the beauties come more violently!

Originally, I just wanted to get together with a few buddies of the team casually, but it turned out that there were obviously traitors among them.The news of his birthday was leaked, a bunch of people he knew and didn't know came, and he was forced to perform a dance on stage, which really made him a little unhappy.Fortunately, Fat Tao and Zhao Xiaogou appeared.

Looking at Zhao Xiaogou who was obediently sitting and drinking orange juice with an obviously dazed face, Gu Changyu felt that it would be better for the puppy not to stay in this messy environment, so he took him to sneak away while no one was paying attention.

Came to this bar out of nowhere, sang the birthday song in a daze, and was waiting to eat the cake when Gu Changyu mysteriously dragged him aside.Zhao Xiaogou thought that he had something to tell him to do, so he leaned over to listen, when Gu Changyu turned his head around and almost missed the kiss!

Gu Changyu smiled and said, "From now on, brother will let you kiss enough!" Then, he dragged him away.

It wasn't until he walked out of the bar that Zhao Xiaogou crawled out of the vortex of "kiss enough", and quickly explained: "I don't want to kiss you, I just want to ask what you want to tell me."

"I know." Gu Changyu just wanted to tease him maliciously.

"You know?" Zhao Xiaogou wanted to vomit three liters of blood to show that life is hard!How did you come across such a weirdo!

"Yeah, but..."

Zhao Xiaogou felt that it would be better if he didn't answer the conversation, but after all, he was only a high school student two months ago, and he was still too young.

"But what?"

"But if you want to kiss, you can do it anytime."

Not only is he too young, he is also too stupid!Yes, you single cell idiot!Zhao Xiaogou scolded himself in his heart.

"I'm going back to eating cake." It's still safer to eat.

"The cake doesn't taste good, let's go, brother treats you to dinner."

"I'll call Brother Tao." Not wanting to face this person alone, Zhao Xiaogou tried to call his teammates.

"He still has something to do." However, his teammates are pigs, and there is a world of mortals that needs to be experienced.

Zhao Xiaogou had no choice but to embark on the journey with tears in his eyes.

What Gu Changyu took him to was a shabu-shabu restaurant.It's a clean and tidy small shop. There are only juicy and fresh vegetarian dishes, no meat dishes, and the owner's homemade spicy sauce is very fragrant.Seeing that his nose was red from the spicy sauce, Gu Changyu made some clear soup for him to eat. After he tasted it a few mouthfuls, he still resolutely threw himself into the embrace of the hot sauce.

Zhao Xiaogou, who is full of food and drink, feels that the world is vast and the world has become a better place.Let all the personal grievances disappear, after all, I am a senior, the most important thing is to treat myself to eat such delicious food.

"If you are a girl, I will definitely taste you at this time." The senior said that if he didn't speak, he would be beaten up if he did.

This kind of senior should be thrown into tongue pulling hell! ! !

But in fact, what Gu Changyu said was the truth. Zhao Xiaogou, who had bright lips, red nose, and tears, cast a slanted glance. He really wanted to kiss him.