You can make it through

In the morning Zhang Yang was woken up by a hen. The hen jumped onto his bed, apparently ready to lay eggs.He didn't drive it away immediately, but took out the three-proof mobile phone, and there was no new information.He took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, and there were only Li Rong's unread messages.Li Rong said that she saw the rough cut of the preview of "Left Uppercut Right Uppercut" in advance, it was great, like a movie.

Zhang Yang replied with a smiling face.

After he finished this series of actions, the hen had already found a good position, squatted down, and stared at him vigilantly with a pair of corns.

Zhang Yang didn't care about it at all, he covered his head with his clothes and lay back on the bed.Until Zhang Sanxiao came in and saw the hen on the bed, he yelled angrily: "Tall, the chickens are already on the bed!" He started to chase the chicken, and the chicken flew up in surprise.Zhang Yang lifted the clothes on his face, and saw the little reed hen flapping its wings and hitting him in the face. He turned his head to avoid it, but was still scratched by the chicken's claws on his neck, from the ears. Sideways pull all the way to the collarbone.Fortunately, it was only a skin trauma, and only a little blood was shed.

But it was enough to scare Zhang Sanxiao. After all, it was his animal that hurt someone, or the photographer in the city that he thought was very powerful.He grabbed the little reed flower, beat it wildly, and said that he would stew it and eat it at night.

Zhang Yang clutched his chin and sat up angrily from the bed, pointed at the struggling little reed flower and said viciously, "It needs to be deep-fried!"

Zhang Sanxiao hurriedly nodded in agreement: "Yes, it needs to be deep-fried."

In the end, Zhang Sanxiao did not kill Xiao Luhua, but captured her husband as a scapegoat. In the countryside, a hen that can lay eggs is more expensive than a rooster that can only scream.

Zhang San's little wife deliberately asked Zhang Yang to kill a chicken to avenge her hatred.Zhang Yang can't kill, Zhang San's little wife taught him, she helped him tear off a bunch of feathers from the chicken's neck, let him hold the chicken's wings with his left hand, and at the same time bend the chicken's head back to the wings, and grasp it with his left hand live.Holding the knife in Zhang Yang's right hand, with the encouragement of Zhang San's young wife, he cut towards the hairless neck.He cut the chicken's neck, but no blood came out.The chicken flapped its wings to resist, and he shook his left hand. The chicken jumped to the ground, its cut neck hanging to one side, and the chicken head flung itself around.

Zhang Yang was dumbfounded.The chicken ran around, and Zhang Linlin's six-year-old brother Zhang Tiantian caught it back with a smile.He put the chicken in front of Zhang Yang, and his little black eyes rolled around to signal him to kill again.Zhang Yang returned the knife to Zhang Sanxiao's wife: "Sister-in-law, it's up to you!"

Zhang Sanxiao's wife was amused and laughed.When eating chicken at night, she told Zhang Sanxiao twice about the scene of Zhang Yang killing the chicken, and the two children added oil and vinegar to the side.Zhang Yang rolled his eyes while eating, he didn't find this incident funny at all.

After dinner, it was still dark.Zhang Yang moved a small stool to the grain drying yard, staring at the distant mountains in a daze.At noon, he sent a WeChat message to Li Dongyao, saying, "I'm hurt!"

The other party didn't reply.Zhang Yang picked up a stone, bent down and scratched two big characters on the concrete floor: "Stupid!" I don't know if he was scolding himself or Li Dongyao.

For the next week, Li Dongyao didn't contact him. There were no text messages, no WeChat messages, and no phone calls.He was so angry that he ran to places where no one was around every day, cursing at Dashan: "Big-stupid-pussy!"

Dashan responded to him with an echo: "Da-stupid-pussy!"

Most of the time, Zhang Yang wandered around the village bored, taking pictures of old people at work, dirty left-behind children, chickens, ducks, cattle, sheep, dogs and cats, and mountains and rivers.He doesn't have any skills in taking pictures, he just takes pictures purely by instinct, anyway, he chooses the things he likes and the angle he likes, and just press the shutter frantically.He doesn't delete photos, because he has enough memory cards, and he thinks that after he goes back, he might be able to pick out some to watch, make an album or something, and keep them as souvenirs.

Enough wandering, enough shooting, and enough boredom, he volunteered to go to the field to help Zhang Sanxiao's family plant seedlings.He went down to the paddy fields when he was a child, but only for playing in the water.As an adult, because I went to the countryside to film, I have seen the orange-yellow scenes of paddy fields and rice a few times from a distance, which is quite spectacular.Most of the rice transplanting seen on TV is machine transplanting, and this is the first time he has seen manual transplanting.Both Zhang and his wife went to the field barefoot, Zhang Yang hesitated for a long time, but couldn't find any other better way, so he had to follow their example, took off his shoes and rolled up his trousers.He stepped into the field, the water was a little cold, and the muddy field mud got into the gap between his toes.He didn't feel bad, and it was difficult to walk to the place where the seedlings needed to be planted.But after walking a few meters, he felt something bit his right leg. He raised his leg and saw four leeches clinging to his calf, which made him jump back to the ridge screaming in fright.

The old man who was plowing in the terraced field above laughed so much that he was almost pulled over by the cows in the field, and the family in the field on the left also stopped planting rice seedlings, straightened up and looked at Zhang Yang with a smile.Not to mention Zhang Sanxiao and his wife, especially Zhang Sanxiao, who almost couldn't stand up from laughing, got up from the field in no hurry, and burned leeches for him with a lighter.The flame only touched the tail of the leech, and the leech shrank its body and fell to Zhang Yang's feet.He tapped it four times, and all four leeches fell off.

Zhang Sanxiao deliberately teased him: "Tall man, can you see if there is one on your left leg?"

Zhang Yang was so angry that he wished he could kick him back into the field, cursing him secretly in his heart, he hated him as much as he did when he was a child, always bullying him.

Zhang San's little wife said: "Why don't you come down?"

Zhang Yang refused to accept this loss, but he was also afraid of being bitten by leeches again.In the end, it was the aunt Miao's family in the terraced fields below who made a move and asked him to buy a pair of boots.As a result, ordinary boots were too short, only reaching Zhang Yang's calf.To be on the safe side, he bought tall boots that only fishermen wear.However, the longest one was worn on his legs and only reached his thighs, but he was already very satisfied.

He was wearing long boots and went to the field under the eyes of everyone watching jokes.He was wearing boots, and it was even more difficult to walk in the mud. Anyway, every step he took took a lot of effort.But fortunately, his legs were long, and he didn't reach the water below Zhang San's knees, and it was just past his calves.Once he got used to the feel of the field, he was able to walk freely in no time.

He learned transplanting rice very quickly, but his speed was slow. Because he was a little obsessive-compulsive, he wanted to pull the string to plant in the field.He didn't like Zhang Sanxiao's destruction of his seedling formation, so he took the initiative to contract an acre of field, and planted it all by himself for two days.After he finished inserting, he stood on the ridge above and took a look, and found that he had inserted two rows crookedly.He was so angry that he asked Zhang San's little neighbor for a seven-fen field with a slightly more square shape, and then worked hard for two days.

The second time, the formation of the planted seedlings was finally straight. While Zhang Yang was very happy, his waist was about to break.He kept bending over for planting rice seedlings, and he kept bending for four days, and because of his height, the arc of his bending was still large, so it's no wonder that his waist was continuous.

Zhang Sanxiao showed jealous dissatisfaction with his helping neighbors planting rice seedlings, and scolded him for asking for trouble, but he said I would be happy.Zhang Sanxiao came back: "Then don't cry about your back pain!"

Zhang Yang wanted to yell, and he yelled louder every day. After all, it was really painful, so he had to walk hunched over according to his inertia.During the sleepless nights tortured by back pain, he felt that Zhang San's novel was right, and he was asking for trouble.He is competing with himself!

Zhang Sanxiao's wife was so soft-hearted that she couldn't stand it anymore, so she bought him Laodie Miao plaster and applied it all over his back, which relieved him a lot.In the end, Zhang Sanxiao thought that he helped plant an acre of land, which saved the couple a day of work, and decided to take him to the market by riding a tricycle.Zhang Yang strutted around Papa Miao's waist and happily got on his tricycle, but before he arrived at the market, Zhang Sanxiao took him to a roadside ditch.Zhang San had nothing to do with it, but Zhang Yang, not to mention the aggravated back injury, his right wrist was swollen from the fall, he shook his wrist for fear of hurting the bone, but luckily it was just sprained.

After Zhang Yang climbed out of the ditch, he pointed at Zhang Sanxiao who was still overturning his tricycle in the ditch and yelled: "Zhang Sanxiao, Zhang Sanxiao, you bitch, you fucking motherfucker, even if you fall to your death, you still have to pull it up." Huh? When I came out, I told you not to drink, but you had to drink it. I drank so much that I almost fell to my death! Don’t you know that drunk driving is illegal?!”

"Is it illegal to drink and ride a tricycle?" Zhang Sanxiao asked him solemnly.

Zhang Yang was so angry that he couldn't speak.Zhang Sanxiao in turn comforted him optimistically: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, as long as you didn't break your hand!"

Zhang Yang rolled his eyes and was about to faint. He thanked his father again for his wise decision from the bottom of his heart. If he stayed in the village all the time, he might become like Zhang Sanxiao, stupid and stupid, like an idiot!

Although Zhang Sanxiao thought it would be fine as long as the hand was not broken, but after the two arrived at the market, he took Zhang Yang to the famous Miao doctor's house immediately.The old Miao doctor took a look at it, and prescribed a pile of herbal medicine that looked like shit, and asked him to apply it on his hands.

"It will be packed in three days!" The Miao doctor with white hair and childlike face is very confident in his medicine.

Zhang Yang squeezed the herb that looked like shit and smelled it, it was the smell of several kinds of plants smashed and mixed together.After he was sure it was nothing else, he accepted it with confidence.

Zhang Sanxiao asked the doctor again: "Is there any better plaster for the waist?" He pointed to Zhang Yang's waist: "Planting seedlings, the planting is broken!"

The old doctor turned around and found two packs of black unidentified shit-like objects from the medicine cabinet: "Pack it in three days!"

Zhang Yang took the medicine, looked at the old Miao doctor who was so angry and thought, could it be that the three-day package is a mantra, or he only knows this sentence in Chinese?In Guizhou, Miao medicine has many magical features just like the traditional Chinese medicine in the mainland.Although he knows that Miao doctors have many miraculous folk remedies, he is skeptical about the old doctor's "three-day package".

However, Zhang Sanxiao was obviously superstitious about this doctor, so he thanked the doctor a lot, and gave him money by the way.Three lumps of shit, 30 yuan, not expensive.But when San Xiao took out the money, she was still very reluctant.Zhang Yang thought, when he leaves, he should pay him more rent.

After selling the medicine, Zhang Sanxiao asked Zhang Yang to order another bowl of mutton powder.After eating and drinking enough, the two began to visit the market.To be more precise, it was Zhang Yang who went shopping. Zhang Sanxiao wanted to buy fertilizers for the fields, pesticides for the fields, seeds for the vegetable fields, colored pens for Zhang Linlin's painting, Zhang Tiantian's toy guns, sister-in-law's washing powder, etc. .He bought one after another with a purpose, and Zhang Yang followed behind him, turning on the actor's instinct—observation.

He found that Zhang Sanxiao likes to bargain, but he doesn't know how to bargain.He always softened up when the vendor's attitude became tough, and he got as much as the other party said, and he could have gotten more.

Therefore, when Zhang Sanxiao finally bought Zhang Tiantian a toy gun, Zhang Yang was ahead of him and bargained with the boss. For a toy gun worth 30 yuan, he repaid the [-] yuan without hesitation.

He spoke Guiyang-style Mandarin, and the fat lady in charge of the stall just glanced at him, and then looked at Zhang Sanxiao: "Do you want it?"

Zhang Sanxiao nodded, Zhang Yang took the selected toy gun from him, and said, "I want it."

Zhang Sanxiao didn't understand what he was going to do, Zhang Yang gave him a cross-eyed look: "I'll buy this for Tiantian!" Zhang Sanxiao immediately retreated behind him with a smile on his face when he heard this.

The fat lady immediately changed her attitude: "You can't make money at fifteen, boss, you can add some more."

"eighteen."

"The cost is not enough!"

"eighteen!"

"If you really want to take it, 25 will be given to you. Small business, no profit!"

"Eighteen!" Zhang Yang insisted.

The fat lady stared at him for a few seconds, then took back the toy gun from his hand.

"I'm not selling it anymore!"

This method is wrong, Zhang Yang found out.He stared at the fat lady, and the fat lady stared at him.

"At least, at least 22 for you, if it is less than this number, do you want it or not!" The fat lady said if you want to buy it or not, hurry up and get out.

Zhang Sanxiao pulled his clothes: "22 is fine, 22 is fine!"

Zhang Yang made the last effort: "Twenty?"

The fat elder sister didn't even look at him, and even turned the gun inside to show her attitude.In the end he bought the gun for 22.It's just that on the way back, he read all the way angrily, calling the fat big sister a profiteer.

Zhang Sanxiao went back and told many people about his bargaining, but Zhang Yang was laughed at wherever he went.In the end, he was so annoyed by the laughter that he simply hid in his room and slept soundly.

In the evening after sleeping, Zhang Linlin called him to eat.He woke up with a heavy body, his right hand habitually propped up the bed, and the piercing pain immediately reminded him that it's better not to move around.He sat by the bed, the room was dark, only a little sunlight from the west by the window, which just fell on the edge of the window.This kind of scene reminded him of a TV series he once acted in. The character he played was like this before his death.He raised his aching right hand, took a picture with his mobile phone, and sent it to Li Rong saying, "I'm hurt."

He originally wanted to send it to Li Dongyao for a look, but thinking about it, the other party probably didn't care about such things at all, so why bother to show people a joke.

Li Rong quickly replied: "What happened? Is it serious? Have you seen a doctor?"

"It fell, almost broke." Zhang Yang deliberately made the situation serious.

Li Rong was in a hurry, and sent a questioning voice: "What is broken? Did you watch the film? What did the doctor say?"

"I went to see a doctor, and the doctor said that it will take ten and a half months to recover. The doctor also said that it may affect my future movements after recovering." The more Zhang Yang said, the more exaggerated he became.

Li Rong was about to collapse: "My God!"

Zhang Yang smiled with satisfaction, and he replied to her this time comfortingly: "You don't have to worry too much, I will see a very good Miao doctor tomorrow, I heard that it specializes in treating this kind of injury, the kind that is wrapped in three days .”

Li Rong returned a worried expression.

Teasing Li Rong made Zhang Yang feel happy, but the smile only stayed for a few seconds before collapsing again.He pressed the screen of the mobile phone on and off, on and off, until Zhang Sanxiao shouted from downstairs: "It's time to eat!"

He just threw away his phone and went downstairs to eat.

He can only eat with his left hand and can't hold chopsticks at all. He can only hold a spoon to pick up vegetables and eat with difficulty.Zhang Sanxiao showed guilt at this time, and took the initiative to bring food for him, and asked Linlin to serve him food.As he ate, he stared at him deliberately resentfully.

Zhang Sanxiao was frightened by his stare, and apologized to him begging for mercy while picking up vegetables: "I was wrong today, and I will apply medicine to you later."

"I reject."

"Is Linlin helping you?"

"Hmph, no need."

Now he is angry with everyone and doesn't want anyone's help.He only ate half a bowl of rice, then went back to the room, lay on the bed, looked at the trees and mountains outside through the narrow wooden window, and was gradually shrouded by the night, turning into a shadow.The injury made him feel bad, made him grumpy, and he wanted to go home.