What should I do if the shit shoveler loves me too much?

Even though he had expected it, Gu Xiang's eyes widened in surprise when he heard the news that the emperor's grandson had passed away.

But in two days, the little emperor's grandson, who had flaunted his might before and led people to arrest him, was gone.The bloody storm in the harem can be glimpsed from this incident.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but look up at Zhao Jie beside him in admiration.From a baby, in this harem surrounded by wolves who don't love their parents or their mothers, they have grown up to the age of 13. I have to say that this is the real aura of the protagonist, the standard for a winner in life.

"?" Zhao Jie felt his gaze, raised his head from the desk, and looked over with questioning eyes.

Gu Xiang immediately offered a big furry smile.Unexpectedly, the other party glanced at him indifferently, then ignored him like air, turned around and continued to bury his head in the desk.

Gu Xiang: The recent shit-shoveling officer is really getting worse and worse!

Gu Xiang: A man who is dissatisfied with desire is scary!

It's not that he hasn't thought about becoming a human again, but the system hasn't shown up until now, and he doesn't understand the rules of transformation.

It's easy to become a human being, but you don't know when and when you will be transformed back.This matter is completely out of his control.

Let's talk about applauding for love, eat the marrow to know the taste once or twice.According to Zhao Jie's model, if he doesn't restrain himself a bit, he will have to spend the rest of his life in bed, and he hasn't been a panda yet!

Gu Xiang spread himself out into a thick fluffy blanket on the recliner, and silently praised his ingenuity.

That’s right, before, people used knives and I used fish.Now it was the other party's turn to beg him to transform, if he didn't seize the opportunity to raise conditions at this time, when would he wait?

The naive Gu Xiang forgot that there is a word called blocking is worse than dredging. If you don’t care about the heavy rain, can you escape when the flood comes?

System: spot wax.

The death of the emperor's grandson in the water caused a huge sensation in the harem.

All the concubines and princes obediently retreated into the cave, each one as quiet as a chicken.I'm afraid that the cusp will cause trouble, and I will be made a scapegoat.

For a while, the imperial garden was clear and cold.Those who walked around on weekdays, those who visited, and those who competed for beauty, all disappeared.The autumn wind blows up a fallen leaf, which is so depressing.

The atmosphere in the harem under the rule of the four concubines has been cleared up, and the atmosphere is harmonious.Get along in harmony as if they have become good sisters on a rope.

Seeing this scene, the emperor had reason to criticize the queen's past management as useless.

Later, the clan's residence found ironclad evidence that on the day the emperor's grandson fell into the water, the eunuchs and guards around him were all members of the empress and prince.

This is a matter that is understandable, but now, a big hat of ill-informed people and poor supervision has been buckled down.Not to mention the queen, even the prince was punished.

As for the rest of Zhang's life, barring no accidents, except for important occasions, he would spend it in the Buddhist hall.

It was already the day of Longevity Day when Zhao Jie saw Zhang Shi and the prince and his party again.

Wu Country is a small country surrounded by mountains on three sides, surrounded by several big countries.

Because of successive years of fighting and being unable to attack for a long time, several countries finally had to sign a treaty with each other to separate this area and form a buffer zone.It is also managed by local people who are well-known. This is the origin of the Wu Kingdom royal family.

So even though it was the birthday banquet of the head of a small country, the kings of the surrounding big countries also sent people to give birthday gifts to show their importance.

Today Zhao Jie changed out of his usual dark clothes.Follow the etiquette, wearing a white robe representing the royal family of the Wu Kingdom, embroidered with complicated gold-edged patterns, and even the mask was replaced with white.

Previously, Gu Xiang always thought that his mask could not be taken off.Seeing him change his mask this time aroused his curiosity.I always want to find a chance to take a look at his face under the mask, whether it is exactly the same as the prince as the system said.

With a smile in Zhao Jie's eyes, feeling the eagerness of the people around him, he put down the wine glass in his hand, moved under the low table and patted his hand.

Stupid thing, if you don't find something you are interested in, how can you have the opportunity to persuade you to become a human being obediently?

After drinking for three rounds, as usual, it was the emperor who spoke.Zhao Jie held Gu Xiang's hand in the palm of his hand and squeezed it. Seeing that his face was full of anger that dared not speak out, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch slightly.

This year's Wanshou Festival is finally not so boring.

The emperor on the throne has been talking about Tai/zu, Gaozu, and today.

His face was flushed with passion, and it could be seen that he was very satisfied with his governance over the years.Every gesture of his hands is full of heroism of "counting the romantic people and looking at the present".

Zhao Jie's eyes only paused on his face for a moment, then turned to the side in boredom.

Sitting in the back seat was Mrs. Zhang with a completely different style of painting.In just a few days, this once glorious mother of a country lost her glory, as if she had been drained of energy, showing an old state.

She could hardly support the heavy phoenix robe crown on her body, so she could only sit there with her neck stuck up, trying her best to maintain the last trace of her majesty.

But everyone can see her bluff, her sternness and her inner softness.

A queen may not be favored, but she cannot lose the emperor's respect.

What's more, she even lost the beauty that the harem women rely on for survival. It is conceivable that the second half of Zhang's life will be a tragedy of darkness.

The queen was keenly aware of Zhao Jie's mocking gaze, and immediately turned her head, staring at him almost recklessly, with a murderous gleam in her eyes.

The corner of Zhao Jie's mouth curved, and he showed her a very comfortable smile that almost showed his gums.Then he raised his wine glass to give a slight gesture, and drank it down in one gulp.

No matter what your name was in the past, now you are just my defeated opponent.That's all.

Gu Xiang witnessed Zhao Jie's every move, it was childish and arrogant, but it made people feel like it.

He looked down at his clenched left hand, and lightly touched his hot cheek with the back of the other hand.

It's over, is he in love with this bastard?No wonder people often say that a boy's rectum leads directly to his heart.

Gu Xiang, who was thinking wildly, felt that the entire hall was almost filled with pink balloons, each of which reflected his monkey butt-like cheeks, and anyone could see that he had spring in his heart.

Zhao Jie, who applauds for love, is simply perfect.

No, there is still one thing that is not perfect.

Gu Xiang turned his head to look at the other party's chin with a hard beard. The white mask above the mouth was less mysterious and more dignified than the bronze one.

What is the face behind the mask?

He looked at the prince on the opposite side, he was devastated, his face was gloomy, he looked like an ordinary young man who had lost his way.

If there is a difference, it is the white dress with gold trim that sets him off like a poet.Didn't you see the ladies from the official family who attended the banquet below, all of them couldn't bear it, and they were about to throw their hearts on him.

His mother was abandoned, his wife fell ill, his son died tragically, and he was rejected by his own father.If there is no Zhao Jie, this character is enough to be the protagonist.

The Wanshou Festival is long and boring, basically everyone cheers the emperor together.Gu Xiang's butt hurt from sitting, and he covered his mouth and swallowed several yawns.Tears welled up in the eyes.

By the time the officials presented the gifts, he had already put almost all of his body weight on Zhao Jie, leaning against him and dozing off.

"It's unreasonable!" Suddenly, there was a loud shout from the top of the head, followed by the man's cry of pain, and the bronze wine bottle fell to the ground, rolling away far away.

Gu Xiang's sleepy bugs all ran away.

He widened his eyes in a daze, and saw the crown prince whom he had complained about just now kneeling in the middle of the hall.At this time, he was kneeling on the ground, touching his head to the bottom, weeping in a low voice, and blood stained a small piece of the ground along his forehead.

Beside the prince is a tall cage, inside which is a strong and majestic white tiger.

In Wuguo, white is the most respected, and the tiger is the king of all beasts. It can be said that it took a lot of thought and got a new idea.Moreover, the white/tiger is an auspicious thing in the legend, which shows that it is hard to find.To congratulate the birthday with this, filial piety is commendable.

It's the perfect gift.

If this white/tiger is alive.

Yes, in the cage is a majestic, dead tiger.

The emperor is nearly sixty years old, and not many ancient people lived long, and long-lived emperors are even rarer.The birthday banquet was held just to bring a good omen, but in the end a dead beast was received, didn't it mean to remind the emperor that the tiger is old and should go to bliss early?

Putting it in an ordinary big family, this is a heartbreaking thing.What's more, it was on the main hall, in front of all the ministers, and there were even envoys from various countries attending the banquet. This was throwing the old emperor's face on the ground.

So even though everyone knew that the prince must have been manipulated in advance, they did not dare to speak out easily to stop the Holy Majesty's wrath.

"Your Majesty, calm down!" In the silence, a voice suddenly sounded, Gu Xiang squinted his eyes and looked out, only to see a figure hunched out of the seat, bowed his head forward, and knelt behind the crown prince.

"This is Uncle Zhang Guo, Deputy Prime Minister." Zhao Jie whispered in his ear.After speaking, he did not forget to blow into his delicate cochlea, and saw that the jade-like neck and ear roots in front of him were gradually dyed with bright colors.

"..." Gu Xiang turned his head and glared at Zhao Jie, the corners of his eyes and brows were full of spring, as if coquettish.

Zhao Jie's throat tightened, and he drank the wine in the glass.Staring at Gu Xiang's thin and tough back, imagining his undulating figure under the light, his body gradually warmed up.

"Qizou Your Majesty, the white/tiger is auspicious. It is really rare. The prince's finding shows his loyalty and filial piety. I think that this is not the fault of the prince. There must be some villains who want to drive a wedge between your majesty's father and son. Your majesty, please." Mingcha!"

Deputy Zhang said with indignation on his face and tears in his eyes.The sincerity in his tone made everyone want to applaud and cheer for him.

Fog Country owes Deputy Prime Minister Zhang an Oscar.

However, the emperor didn't take his account, but just looked at the two people sitting indifferently, his eyes darting constantly on their faces.His face became more and more ugly, and finally turned livid. He flicked his sleeves and turned around to sit down without paying any attention.

The majestic deputy prime minister of a country is usually the person who stands at the top of power.Kneeling under the gazes of everyone at this moment, the clothes on the back were soaked in cold sweat in a short while, and the autumn wind outside the temple suddenly blew past, which only made people feel chilly all over and feel timid.

When the emperor was angry, his corpse floated for thousands of miles.

It is evident at this time.

The banquet was held until late at night, and when Gu Xiang went back, he was so sleepy that he couldn't even see the road clearly.He could only pull Zhao Jie's sleeve and follow behind him step by step, as cute and well-behaved as a child.

Zhao Jie was amused to see his bewildered look, and felt that he was pitifully sleepy.

Looking left and right, he had already reached the depths of the imperial garden, so he simply let the hidden guards watch, squatted down, supported Gu Xiang to lie down on his back, then stood up with his knees on his back, and went to Yihe with his back on his back. Dian walked, occasionally turned around and gave a small "chirp" at the corner of his mouth.

Looks like you can have a good dream tonight!

The author has something to say:

I had a fight with my family today, and my condition is not very good.

I wrote this in a daze, and I didn't bother to catch bugs.

Please bear with me if you see typos or bad connections.

I'll fix it again tomorrow.

good night.