What should I do if the shit shoveler loves me too much?

Zhao Jie came out of the East Palace, and An Yi, who was waiting outside the door, followed immediately.

"My lord, I have already searched the East Palace, and there is no whereabouts of Mr. Gu."

"Hmm. What do you think of this incident?" Zhao Jie asked sideways while walking.

"The subordinates can't figure it out either, but they don't think it's the queen's handwriting. There are strange things everywhere." The investigation of this matter was done by An Yi from the beginning to the end, and it was the first time he failed in so many years.It's not like there is no anxiety to find out quickly to prove your ability.

"Where are the servants around Taisun? Have you found out who they are?" Zhao Jie didn't blame An Yi, because manpower was limited.

Although Zi didn't talk strangely, but he walked a lot at night, and it's not unusual to meet ghosts and ghosts.

"Everyone has been taken away by Eunuch Li. My subordinate asked the little eunuch next to Li Xuan to inquire about it. He said that he went directly to the torture department, and when he came out, he would only be left with flesh and blood."

An Yi's voice seemed a little distorted in the late night in the imperial garden, "The twelve eunuchs and six guards of the imperial army were all killed with sticks, and no one was spared."

"Hiss—" Zhao Jie gasped when he heard this.

He has been in the army for many years, and he has never seen dead people.It's just that such a cruel punishment is obviously to make these people shut up forever.

The Taisun's falling into the water is surrounded by a thick fog, and I'm afraid we can't find out clearly.

Speechless all the way.

Zhao Jie walked to the Summer Palace with his head down.

Passing by the rockery in the small courtyard, he suddenly raised his head consciously.A bright moon hangs in the clear sky, and I just remembered that today is the sixteenth.

He put his hands behind his back, raised his face to bathe in the moonlight, and the bronze mask was also coated with a layer of silver light, as if he was an exile.

An Yi stood behind Zhao Jie, hesitated to speak, but finally did not dare to interrupt his master's pleasure of admiring the moon.

"Order those who are looking for people outside to stop. You don't have to look for people. It's more realistic to look for pandas." After he finished speaking, he looked at the rockery again, and after a short pause, he turned and went to the study.

Only An Yi was left alone next to the rockery under the moonlight with a bewildered expression.What does it mean?People are no longer looking for pandas?

And just now, was the master laughing?

As the night gradually darkened, those who searched for evidence with lanterns by the Yuqing Pool in the Imperial Garden also left.

The water is calm, and the calm pool surface is like a silver mirror under the moonlight, reflecting a huge full moon.

Suddenly, the middle of the full moon was broken by two small black dots.

The small dot pierced the moon in the pool, leaving a golden ripple, slowly approaching the shore.

With dexterous ears, a big round head, silly dark circles under the eyes, and a cute little nose, an all-too-familiar figure slowly emerged from the pool.

Then with two paws supporting the shore, with a "crash", the chubby body jumped out and landed quietly on the shore.

Gu Xiang shook his wet long hair twice, dragged his tired body and hid in the bushes beside him, and then slowly let out a breath.He lay down directly on the grass, not even wanting to move a hair on his claws.

So fucking tired!

He was almost frozen to death.

The emperor's grandson regarded him as a novelty toy. When he first saw it, he was curious for a while, but when he arrived in the imperial garden, he was soon attracted by other new things.

He was trying to get out all the way, but there were too many people behind him, and he wanted to leave without a sound. Unless he was a living person, he had practiced invisibility.

He had no choice but to be suppressed by a group of people and watch the little grandson play tricks on cats and dogs in the garden.

Then wandered over to the pool.

To be honest, he was dumbfounded when he was pushed into the water. He never thought that such bloody plots that he didn't like to perform in court dramas would happen to him.

There is obviously a little emperor's grandson standing next to him, pushing him is the right way!

Then the emperor's grandson fell into the water in response.

Gu Xiang, who had already swam some distance along the current: WTF?

By the time he realized that this was a real murder and wanted to call for help, all the people on the shore had already run away.

There was no other way, Gu Xiang could only turn around and go back to save people.Although he is an annoying little devil, he feels that he is not a person who can easily ignore a life.

The emperor's grandson was weak and had little strength to struggle after falling into the water.With his three-legged cat swimming skills, Gu Xiang finally dragged him ashore with all his strength.

Just took a breath and wanted to climb to the shore.

Well, the slender and powerful hands just a moment ago turned into two fleshy claws.

The black paws reflected the green grass on the bank.

Are you angry?

Gu Xiang silently turned over a pile of tables in his heart, watched a group of guards running from a distance, with tears in his eyes, retracted his head into the water and swam to the lotus leaves in the distance.

Bai became the little mermaid, and it's fine if you don't have a name for a good deed.If he was caught as a man-eating monster at this moment, there would be no place to redress his grievances!

Such a big incident happened in the palace, and I don't know what happened to Zhao Jie and whether it would be affected.

The Queen's faction has always been displeased with him. If he was framed this time, he might not be able to clean up by jumping into the Yellow River.Top Pot Man did a good job.

Thinking of this, he sighed, and hoped that Zhao Jie could live until the day when his panda rescued the beauty.

Well, it is said that when a panda grows up, its force value will explode.

I don't know if he can wait until he grows up.

Gu Xiang was lying in the bushes while basking in the moon, while thinking about random things, he didn't notice that a pair of big hands suddenly came up behind him.

Without waiting for him to yell, he blocked his mouth and hugged him tightly in his arms.

Stomping on the ground with both feet, he jumped directly onto a big tree beside him, then pointed the top of the tree with his toes, and passed over the palace.

Gu Xiang: Brother, stop for a moment, I'm airsick!

vomit~

News of the emperor's grandson's distress spread rapidly.

On the eve of the Longevity Festival, a huge stone was cast on the calm water court.

"Qizou Your Majesty, the old minister thought that this incident happened again in the inner courtyard of the palace. For the sake of the emperor's safety, I ask your majesty to move the palace to another courtyard for the time being. Return to the palace after all the bandits are cleared."

Vice-President Zhang bowed to the bottom, his face full of worry.The two big dark circles under the eyes are comparable to Gu Xiang, which shows that he has not slept all night.

It's just that I don't know whether it's the queen or the emperor who is worried.

"I think it's impossible, the emperor represents Guozuo. How can you easily move the palace, and the palace is small, and it needs to be suppressed by your majesty. This incident, although the emperor's grandson has suffered for his generation, the grandson is sincere and filial. It's not that your majesty is so blessed that it can be suppressed." Monsters."

Wan Xun is at the imperial censor's platform, speaking in his hands.These words almost hit Deputy Prime Minister Zhang in the face: He is obviously going for the grandson of the emperor, so don't use everything to invite favor from the emperor.

"You..." Deputy Prime Minister Zhang's face was blue and purple, and he couldn't speak for a while, and finally he could only bear the humiliation and kowtow to the throne to show his loyalty: "Your Majesty, the heart of an old minister can be learned from the sun and the moon. Your Majesty, please don't listen to other people's slanderous words."

"Your Majesty is the Son of Heaven of the True Dragon. How could he be deceived by mere courtiers because he knows everything clearly. I'm afraid that some people took the opportunity to make trouble, trying to deceive the saints and do things that are not easy."

Wan Yushi heard that political affairs have come to this day by word of mouth, how could Deputy Prime Minister Zhang be able to dismiss them with a few words, and immediately blocked him again.

A group of civil servants lined up on both sides, and gradually changed from a single to a group fight.The generals stood aside with their arms folded, booing and making comments from time to time.Turned a hall into a casino night market.

Zhao Jie twitched a little smile, looked up to see that the face of the person on the throne was ashen, and coughed softly to remind the two lieutenants beside him.

Seeing that the two immediately understood each other, they bowed their heads like a jade pillar pushed upside down by the Jinshan Mountain, and said in their mouths, "Your Majesty, calm down!"

Accustomed to the invitation to battle before going into battle, his voice is clear and loud, and can be heard all the way to the suburbs of Beijing.

Only then did the officials realize where they were, and they all knelt down in cold sweat, shouting "Fear, forgive me".

The emperor squinted his eyes and looked around at the people below, then flipped his sleeves fiercely, left a sentence of "unseemly", then turned and left in the sound of the eunuch's "retreat".

No one can worry about going to the harem!

"Hahaha, is there any more? You go to court every day like this, it's so interesting!"

Zhao Jie looked helplessly at the panda cub sitting on the recliner with his legs crossed, and couldn't believe that it was such a thing that "beeped" with him before.

This panda is not even one year old!

But the reality told him that the world is cruel.From last night to now, everything the other party said was correct, and there was no deviation in behavior and personality. He could even understand all the calls of this panda.

Zhao Jie said that he did not want to accept this special ability.

He still felt that he had not slept well recently and had hallucinations, or that he was just in a dream.

but.

"When will you turn back into a human?" Zhao Jie asked the panda gnawing on a banana with a serious face. This scene would be much more pleasing to the eye if it were a human.

The panda raised his small eyes from the dark circles and glanced at him, then decisively bit off the banana in his mouth, and asked vaguely while chewing, "Why do you want me to become a human?"

The expression in the corner of his eyes is clearly saying: You pervert with a dirty heart!

God knows how Zhao Jie read so much information from that big furry face.

Could this be the legendary tacit understanding?

"Uh, it's easier to communicate after becoming a human, and it's also convenient to walk. Don't you want to go outside the palace to see?" Zhao Jie was still unwilling, and planned to coerce and lure the other party into submission.

"Think about it." The panda changed its sleeping position, with its big head only facing Zhao Jie. Seeing a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, he continued, "But I want to protect my butt even more. As for the outside, eat well." Can it be better than it is now?"

Seeing the cub's tooth root cracking out gleefully, Zhao Jie laughed secretly.

You can stop it now, but not necessarily after drinking.

The breeze blows, and in the small courtyard, a huge sweet-scented osmanthus tree emits a sweet fragrance of flowers.

There is a cute panda lying on the deck chair under the tree, and a handsome young man is sitting beside the deck chair.The two of you said something to each other, and they had a very happy chat.

What a harmonious picture!

In the depths of the palace, an old figure softly pushed open the door, and said to the old man standing at the desk practicing calligraphy:

"The imperial doctor came to report that the grandson of the emperor has passed away."

"Well, the mouths below are all sealed?"

"Not a single one."

"And the one next to the Third Prince."

"It's also cleaned up."

"Pay attention to Mrs. Zhang's actions, she won't let it go."

"Yes."

"Go back."

"promise!"

The old eunuch backed out of the door, closed the door, and left lightly.

The old man in the hall stroked his short beard, and after a long while, he suddenly laughed out loud, and made heavy strokes on the paper in front of him.

A "kill" word jumped on the paper.

The old man threw down his pen, and when he turned his head, the emperor's old face was flickering under the candlelight, making people feel chills all over his body.

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I... really tried my best ORZ