What should I do if the shit shoveler loves me too much?

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Pfft~~~"

In the clean and tidy living room, there is a dog and a person sitting.

The dog squats on the comfortable soft sofa, and the person sits on the pony at the door.

They just looked at each other across the air, one kind and the other vigilant.It's been over an hour.

"Ah...Ah Choo! Ahhh...Ah Choo! Puff~~~"

The young man at the door was full of melancholy and sadness.The suit was wrinkled and rubbed against the wall dust.Her hair was disheveled, her nose was red, and the corners of her eyes glistened with tears. She looked miserable after being raped.

Gu Xiang: Ha~~~ I owe~~~ So sleepy!He's still a doctor, so he wouldn't just sneeze to death, would he?

System: Then you are a murderer.Congratulations, you can reach bliss early.

Gu Xiang: There must be no you in heaven.

System: What are you dreaming of?

Gu Xiang's frightened face: so ruthless?Will you never let me go? !

System: Who gave you the confidence to go to heaven?

Gu Xiang: Death.

Gu Xiang sat on the sofa for a long time, losing out in bickering with the system time and time again.In the end, he collapsed on the sofa with nothing to love, and looked at the young man opposite him with a face full of pain.

Youth with a question mark face: Ah...Ah?

"Can I choose a dog leash in this case?" The fat dog stuck out its furry head from the sofa, and stuck out its tongue to reach for the biscuits on the low table next to it.Reluctantly, the technical difficulty of this task is a bit high, not only did not eat the biscuits, but also left a long line of halazi.

"Actually, we are not too far away from the target of the raid." As soon as this topic was brought up, the system's voice became decisively quieter.Comparing your heart with your heart, putting this kind of oolong on others is enough to make him laugh for a lifetime.

Gu Xiang didn't eat any biscuits and was too lazy to move, so he hung a big dog's head outside the sofa, stuck out his tongue and gestured to the temporary excrement shoveler by the door with his eyes, but the other party sneezed loudly and moved the small Mazza went to the corner, trying to shrink himself into a quail.

Youth: You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me!

Gu Xiang doge face: You seem to be making me laugh.

***

In the small rose building in the French Concession, Lin Anni, a socialite who is well-known in the Shanghai social circle, lives.

In the middle of the night, a sharp knock on the door sounded in the small building.

The maid opened the door in response, and in an instant, a woman with a big arm and a round waist came in from the outside, and there were several big men behind her, all of them had fierce faces, and they looked not easy to mess with.

"Bring me those two sluts down!"

The woman pointed upstairs and yelled, the big man behind him immediately pushed away the intercepting maid, rushed up the stairs and went straight to the bedroom on the second floor.

A man begging for mercy and a woman screaming came from the room. After a while, Lin Anni, who was disheveled, was taken down together with a man.

The fat woman jumped as if she was going to knock down the whole small building, the hands and feet of the thugs were not clean, the obscene laughter was mixed with Lin Anni's cries, and there was a faint sense of misery and desolation.

"Bang!" There was a crisp sound.Then came the cries of pain from the thugs.

The porcelain white vase shattered above the head, and the scattered fragments fell all over the ground with blood, and the whole small building fell silent for a while.

"Let go!" The skinny boy came out of the darkness with bare feet.

His eyebrows are clear and handsome, showing a cold front.

He was wearing a white brocade pajamas and stood beside the sofa.The bony collarbone set off the pale and tight lips, as if it would disappear in the wind the next moment.

"Master!" The maid's voice awakened the thug's mind.

The lead thug was successfully irritated, put down Lin Anni, turned around and glared at Xu Youjun with scarlet eyes.Crimson blood slowly snaked down from the top of his head, crawling across his eyebrows, with a ferocious expression, like a ghost.

Xu Youjun pinned his trembling hands behind his back, endured the disgust and fear in his heart, raised his head and looked at him, without the slightest bit of fear in his eyes.

He can only rely on himself.

Because, behind him, there is nothing.

***

"Host, host, stupid host, wake up!"

In the middle of the night, Gu Xiang slept soundly on the sofa at the doctor's house.

He lived and slept in the open these few days. He had suffered so much that he had never experienced in his previous life. Finally, he found a place that could shelter him from the wind and rain, and fell asleep directly to death.

The obese dog sleeps on his back in a rather enchanting posture, and the sound of snoring is simply a masterpiece in the world!

System: I think you wake me up! ! !

"What's going on? An earthquake?!" The roar in his head was comparable to a nuclear bomb, Gu Xiang trembled twice as if he had been electrified, and the whole dog was sick.

The tone of the system is almost mournful: No, it's almost the same, our progress bar has dropped!

"What! And this operation?!" Gu Xiang was also confused when he heard this.

The progress bar is an important indicator to measure the progress of the task. From time to time, he has increased by three percentage points.Now that he is still on the descent, when will he earn a ticket to go home?

Gu Xiang's hairy face was full of depression: How much did it drop?

The system is miserable: 5.00%...

The puppy who was jumping down from the sofa accidentally tripped over his left paw and grabbed the ground with his right paw.

It was 5.00 percent and now it's down [-] percent, so the result is.....

System: Yes, minus two.

Gu Xiang: To be honest, if you don't play like this, you will lose me!

The progress bar has dropped so much all of a sudden, there must be a big problem with the strategy target.If the rescue is not done in time, the target can be taken directly to the dog when he is dead.

The point is that he hasn't even seen the target's face until now, and he fell into the sewer and drowned himself without encountering the boss in the game. This kind of thing is not enough to lose the dog.

Gu Xiang lay on the sofa and gnawed on the tip of his own tail, what could he do?He is also very desperate!Regardless of the obstacles and length of the tunnel to the target, even if he took the Dali Pill and ran there, wouldn't he vomit to death if the other party tried to divert him?

Gu thought: What would happen if the mission goal was brought ahead of time by the dog.

The system glanced at him faintly: It's nothing, it's probably life compensation.

The little fat dog is lazy and afraid of death, this sentence gave him unprecedented motivation.

Gu Xiang took out the system map and zoomed in, staring at the static little red star on it.The red star is still, indicating that the target is fixed in one place, and now it is close to the early morning, so the target should be at home.

The location of Red Star is the French Concession, and the people in the concession are either rich or noble, and there will be no large-scale commotion.Then there is something wrong with the target itself.

There are two possibilities, being endangered by family members or being sick.

Gu Edogawa Xiang stretched out his furry palms and pushed between the two apricot eyes, then landed on the spot where the red star was, as if pointing the country and the mountains and me—it was decided, tomorrow Go here for a while.

As for now...

The little fat dog retracted his paws, put them together neatly, and then put his big head on it.Little Hulu then started to fight one after another.

Now, of course, you should recharge your batteries and get a good night's sleep!

***

It was already the afternoon of the second day when Gu thought about going through five stages and killing six generals, and arrived outside the small building of the task target.

Take out the map again to confirm, there is nothing wrong, Red Star and Goutou have successfully joined forces!

Gu Xiang: 2b Look at the progress bar quickly, look at the progress bar quickly, if you fall down, I will die for you to see!

The system was silent for a while, and then there was a thunderous cheer: the progress bar moved, three percent!Hard work pays off, thanks to the heavens and thanks to fate for letting us meet!

Gu Xiang & System: Weeping with joy!

Previously, Gu Xiang had always disliked that three percentage points were too little, so how could he dare to dislike it now.

No matter how small the bean bag is, it is still dry food. Although 50.00% is not much, it finally made him see the light. If it is rounded up, it is [-]%, and if it is rounded up, it is [-]%. Victory is just around the corner!

The spirit of Ah Q is indeed a good medicine for the spirit!

At the gate of Rose House lay a chubby puppy, whose fur was filthy and ugly, but he was grinning happily.

Lin Jinwen saw this scene as soon as he got out of the car, and couldn't help but sneezed, "Ah!"

The little chubby dog ​​was awakened by the sound, and turned around and laughed even more happily: "Yo~ Lin is afraid of dogs, let's meet again~"

Dr. Lin trotted into the small building, as if a ghost was chasing him along the way.

Dr. Lin entered through the gate, but Gu Xiang could only enter through the dog hole. When he evaded the driver, the gardener, the cook, and the maid all the way to the top of the building, Dr. Lin was still chatting with the frightened hostess downstairs.

"This target location is too big, what if there are several people inside? How do I know which one is the real one?" Fat Dog asked as he walked around the corridor with his hair shaking and his feet on his feet.

"Don't worry, I've scanned it, and there's only one person on the second floor. It's not that he has no one else."

"I'm talking about just in case! What if there are many people?" Gu Xiang took the rare opportunity to plan ahead.

"Eh..." The system's voice paused strangely, and when it came out again, it was full of stern and guilty conscience, "Oh, I have a solution. Don't worry, you will know when the time comes!"

"..." Gu Xiang, who had been tricked more than once, couldn't feel relieved at all.

The puppy stopped in front of the door at the end of the corridor. He first listened to the movement inside with his ears sideways, and there was only a faint breath that seemed to be there.

Gu Xiang: I am afraid that this goal is not sick.

He hesitated for a long time squatting there, the claws on the fur claws stretched out and then retracted, retracted and stretched out, and the carpet in the corridor was rubbed to the ground.He was full of hesitation.

System: Why are you so shy?Asking you to do tasks is not asking you to go on a blind date!

Gu Xiang blushed: You can die if you don't speak? ! (Great!)

"What do you think this kid is trying to be brave? He is obviously not in good health, but he still wants to fight those thugs. They are all desperate, how can he get good?" A sobbing female voice came from the stairs, and Getting closer.

"Madam, don't worry too much. Young Master Youjun is no longer a child. He knows how to measure himself." Doctor Lin's voice was completely different from yesterday's weakness.Gentle and polite and make people feel friendly.

"I'm relieved when you say that." The female voice stopped sobbing, and continued, "Don't call him young master, you have been taking care of him all the time, just call him by name, he doesn't have any friends, You can come to the house more to sit and sit, and make him feel at ease."

The two walked up the stairs while talking, and Gu Xiang stood in the corridor unavoidably.There was no time to worry about messy things, so he directly opened the door and got in.

System: I think I know what it means to be unable to move away or to retreat.

Xu Youjun's room was very quiet.The windows were covered with thick curtains, so that no light could penetrate.

Gu Xiang didn't have time to observe his mission target. Hearing the approaching footsteps outside, he circled around the room and got under the bed directly.

......

After the diagnosis, Lin Anni fixed Xu Youjun's quilt, and took Dr. Lin out.

Gu Xiang fell asleep under the bed and was awakened by the sound of the door closing. When he opened his eyes, he had a feeling that he didn't know what Xixi was.

Fortunately, the groan/groan from the bed reminded him.

He shook the ashes off his body, poked his hairy head out from under the bed to look out, and met the eyes of the mission target Qing Lingling.

Gu Xiang: The old man blushed.

The author has something to say:

I saw the little angel's comment before going to bed, so I couldn't resist getting up and finishing this chapter.

Do this first, and refine it tomorrow.

Thank you, little angel Mumu Chenglin, for your kindness (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～