What should I do if the shit shoveler loves me too much?

In 1918, Shanghai.

During the period of the Republic of China, Shanghai Bund was China's leading metropolis, Vanity Fair.

There are not many politicians and warlords who drink and drink, and there are not many famous families.There are fragrant clothes and shadows everywhere, and the atmosphere of extravagance and luxury.In an age full of gunpowder and famine, it is undoubtedly a beautiful and dreamy heaven and earth.

"Woo~"

In the small tree-lined garden, there are large patches of roses, pink, yellow, white, and red, climbing all over the wall flower stands, lush and lush like a flowing waterfall.

As the sun sets, the evening wind blows over the flower branches, and amidst the fragrance of the flowers, a chunky figure faintly appears from the corner behind the flower stand—it is a dog.

A pup of an Alaskan polar dog.

As a veritable large dog, even if it is a juvenile, it is much stronger than an adult small dog.

This pup is no exception.He looked like he weighed at least twenty kilograms, with a round body and strong limbs.The stocky head is connected to the fleshy body, so fat that even the neck can't be seen.

It looked like a fluffy little mountain of meat, it was really fat enough.

The puppy just took a nap at this moment, and the whole body is lazy.He raised his head and licked his pink nose habitually, then straightened his four thick short legs, stuck out his tongue and stretched his waist.

Ah~ so comfortable~

The sky is big and the earth is big, sleep is the biggest, the ancients are honest and not deceived!

Yes, you read that right, this is a thinking "dog".

To be more precise, this dog has a human soul in its body.

The puppy is named "Gu Xiang", male, 24 years old.He is a second-generation ancestor who idles around every day.

In the previous life, there was an elder brother who was the president of the family business elite, and there was a younger sister who was a smart student who was praised every year.As the second child who was in poor health since childhood, not only was he not neglected, but was doted on by the whole family. Growing up in a honeypot, he directly developed a playful and playful naive personality.

Three days ago, Lu Tian, ​​a friend who hadn't seen him for many years, came back from abroad.Gu Xiang yelled and drank and brought a group of people to pick him up, drink and eat enough to continue the KTV booth.Drunk until he woke up and turned into an "overweight" Alaskan puppy.

"2b, did the mission target appear?" Gu Xiang fanned his ears, shook his head to shake off the petals that fell on his head, and then lay down and asked lazily.

"No. Also, don't call me 2b again." The system's answer was nothing new, and even a little perfunctory.There is no way, anyone who is asked the same question a hundred or eighty times a day will go crazy, really crazy!

The full name of "2b" is "Lord God Space No. V52b Cute Pet System".Calling itself "V5", Gu wanted to call it "2b".It is the main culprit that caused Gu Xiangyu's embarrassment.

Although it cried and howled Gu Xiang's suspicion many times in the past three days, it made my heart ache.He confessed that he was the one who turned the tide and raced against time to save the stupid host on the eve of sudden death.

Gu Xiang: ...

Gu thought that if he didn't doubt it, he wouldn't believe it at all!

After traveling for three days, he has been squatting in this small garden for three days.From the disbelief at the beginning to the succumbing to fate at the end, no amount of resentment has been vented.

It's useless to squirm and get emotional.If he can't find the mission target, and can't complete the commission to change the other party's tragic fate, he and this 2b system will have to play together.

Gu thought that he certainly didn't want to just end the game like this. Although he smoked, drank and went to nightclubs, he was indeed a good young man.An ant is still alive, not to mention that Gu Ershao's beautiful life has just begun.

Thinking of this, Gu Xiang couldn't help looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, the corners of his dark almond eyes were moist—what evil did he do!

"Host host, the mission target has appeared!" The system's voice suddenly became high-pitched, and it almost broke the sound.

Gu Xiang was taken aback by being unprepared while pretending to be aggressive, and fell directly on the grass with his head raised.He didn't care about his disheveled head, twisted his waist and jumped up in a posture beyond the limit of his body: "Where is where?"

The system didn't talk nonsense this time, and directly presented a virtual screen visible to the host in front of Gu Xiang's eyes.The screen is a criss-cross street, Gu Xiang's position is marked with a stupid dog's head, and the red star flashing not far away is the location of the target of this mission.

System: "The target is heading here, please seize the opportunity."

"Okay, I must... wait for the system, why is the other party moving so fast?" Gu Xiang raised his heart just now, and had a faint bad feeling: "It can't be me Is that what you think?"

"That's it! The other party is driving a car and will arrive in a while. You have to warm up quickly. You only have one chance. You can only succeed and never fail!"

The voice of the system was business-like, but Gu Xiang heard [-]% gloating from it.

He lowered his head to look at his bulging belly, his thick and short fleshy claws, and tried to hop on the spot twice, but his hind legs tripped over his front legs, and he fell to the ground.

System: Hahahaha, forget it if you're so stupid!

"Woo~ It hurts!"

It took a while for Gu Xiang to recover from the ridicule of the system. Tears glistened in the eyes of the dark apricot core, and the flowers were full of grievances. He formed a ball by himself.

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System: Don't tell me, you are an Alaskan dog from a famous family.What is this matter.Let me tell you, wait for the car to come later, you just jump hard, and I will help you, and you will definitely succeed in one fell swoop!

Gu Xiang: Really?

System: Really, really, real than real gold!

Gu Xiang: Do you promise?

System: I promise!

Gu Xiang stood up again under the instigation of the system, the task must be completed after all, not this time and the next time, he waited so badly.Staying longer is a torment.

He vaguely remembered that Alaska was indeed a very famous dog, coupled with the high-tech blessing of the system, it shouldn't be a problem to jump into a classic car from the Republic of China... right?

There was no time for him to think, the black car had already appeared at the end of the garden path.

Gu Xiang twisted his fat body and squeezed out from under the flower stand, shaking his coat and lowering his body to get ready to go.

close!close!

The speed of the black classic car is not high, and the whole bag is tightly packed like a big beetle. It is more like an ornament or toy than a car.

Gu Xiang stared wide-eyed, aimed closely at the moving car, and then spread his legs.

Run up, accelerate, and jump.

Brown and white dog fur fluttered in the air, and four short, fleshy legs swiped in the air.Gu Xiang grinned, seeing a bright future ahead of him.

coming!My destined raider!From now on, regardless of poverty or wealth, health or disease, you have to feed me, take a walk, take shit and piss. When I am happy, you have to accompany me to be happy. When I am not happy, you have to make me happy. You will always think that I am the most handsome, You also want to see me in your dreams, there is only me in your heart!

System: Hehe, dreaming!

"Bang" with a loud noise.

The system sent a face-covering expression in a humane manner.

Gu Xiang: Why did no one tell me that the windows of this car are not open!

I don't know whether it was the blessing of the ancestors of Alaska or the high-tech addition of the system, Gu Xiang successfully completed an impossible task——

He hit the windshield of the classic car like a small cannonball.

Gu Feitian Little Milk Dog thinks: I want to die.

The system was already convulsed with laughter.

Gu Xiang stopped on the glass for a while, then his fat belly rubbed against the windshield and fell to the ground slowly.

He exchanged eye contact with the driver who got out of the car to observe the situation.

Driver: The legendary Pengci?

Gu Xiang: The glass rubbed against the balls, it hurts~

"Old Li, what's the situation?" The people in the car waited for a while and saw that there was no sound outside, so they got out of the car to check what happened.

"Here we come, the legendary meeting between the thunder and the earth!" Gu Xiang was excited, and quickly groaned and pretended to be pitiful.

With his belly exposed and his calves crossed, he raised his head vigorously from the ground, his nose was pink and his eyes were full of tears. I really feel pity for him.

The sunshine in May is warm and warm, and the small gardens beside the road are full of cherry blossoms, and the fragrance of flowers is overflowing.

Against the pink background, the young man who stepped out of the car had handsome features and a slender figure. He was wearing a three-piece plaid suit just right, and he was combing the most modern curly hairstyle nowadays.

Gu Ershao, who was galloping through the generations, lay on the ground and looked at him back and forth three times before he reluctantly squeezed out a sentence: Bah!Pretentious fan!

The young man pretending to be a criminal has no eyesight, and was not immediately impressed by Gu Xiang's charming demeanor.Not only was he not convinced, but he took out a handkerchief to cover his mouth and nose, took a step back with vigilance in his eyes, stopped by the car door and carefully looked at the fat dog on the ground.

Gu was stunned and thought: WTF? !

The bewildered Gu Xiang faced his appointed shit-shoveling officer two by two, and did not move for a while.

System: Looking at the tearful eyes while holding hands, he was speechless. 2333~

The spring wind rolled up the dust and blew between the two of them.

Gu Xiang couldn't help rolling over and getting up.No way, he landed on his butt when he fell.

Woo~ The wind is blowing on the balls, it's a bit cold.

Half an hour later, Gu Xiang finally sat in the car as he wished.

Well, sitting in the co-pilot.His target was crowded in the corner diagonally opposite to him in the back seat, and continued to cover his mouth and nose, wishing to squeeze his body out of the door.

Gu Xiang: What's wrong with this person, how disgusting am I?

System: In normal times, the general appearance is generally hideous, and in special occasions, the appearance is especially hateful.

Gu Xiang: Aren’t all the shit-shoveling officers screened by your system sick?

System: You are the only one who is sick and your whole family is sick!

Gu Xiang: I have already boarded the thief car, has the system released any new tasks?

System: Wait, let me take a look... I'm here!

A howl almost exploded Gu Xiang's brains.

Gu Xiang: What's wrong?Wouldn't it be for me to cure this neurosis?Tell you, I can put people to death!

After a long while, the system sound stopped.

Just when Gu Xiang was extremely anxious, a familiar interface appeared in front of him.

Stupid dog head, it's him.

The flashing red star is the target of the attack.

Now two points are heading south and one is going north, and the distance is getting farther and farther.The arrow in the middle traverses the entire map.

The guilty voice of the system rang out: I think you jumped into the wrong car...

The author has something to say:

Gu Xiang: WTF!