I water the flowers of the kaolin

My name is Fang Jiyun, I just had a fight with Li Zangfeng in a small room, it’s not the kind of real swords and guns you think, but his little brother likes my mouth, and I also eat to my heart’s content, my heart is full of joy, and my heart is big Open, anyway, the idioms beginning with the word heart can be used, my heart and eyes are full of love.

It's just that after such a trip, both of us were tired, Li Zangfeng was resting there like a dam with over-opened gates, while I felt my lips were a bit dry, so I decided to go out for a sip of tea first, but when I walked out of the room, I I saw a beautiful woman looking at me in the courtyard.

She stands there gracefully, her hair is high and complex, from a distance it looks like black clouds entangled with blue clouds, and her eyes are black and shining, and in the blink of an eye, they are as clear as autumn water and spring pools, and you can see into your heart at a glance .

I gave a thumbs up and started to praise wildly: "Old Liang, your disguise skills are really good."

Li Zangfeng played the role of the old lady, so Liang Wan could only play the role of the beautiful woman.

As a result, as soon as I raised my thumb, the beautiful woman frowned, her pink face turned white.

"What did the official say, the slave family is the new cook today, how can you mistake it for someone else?"

The female voice was unaffected, like Ding Dong spring water dripping in my ears, I saw her dressed up, it really was a thick skirt suitable for walking around in the kitchen, I was stunned for a moment, and wondered in my heart, did Liang Wan not dress up well?Is this woman really the new cook?

Seeing me in a daze, the beautiful woman laughed even harder.

She suddenly changed to a male voice and asked, "Did I really scare you?"

Damn, it really is a mother!

Only then did I know that he had lied to me, and I saw the trick as soon as I looked at his brows and eyes.The eye distance can’t be changed, so he messed up the eye shadows, and then used highlights to highlight the nose bees, which made the eyes small and the nose high. This is a human/skin mask and then a layer of makeup. No wonder I I couldn't recognize him for a while.

I looked left and right, and suddenly I started laughing, maybe I was laughing stupidly, Liang Wan couldn't help laughing, and asked: "I'll just laugh at you, why are you laughing at me? Do you think my women's clothes are too good-looking?"

I stopped fighting, wiped my mouth and said, "Although you have been laughing these days, you have something on your mind, and your smile is not true enough. Now that you have become a beautiful woman, it seems that you have forgotten your thoughts, so I am also happy." .”

Liang Wan's smile changed from sweet to bitter in an instant, and he apologized: "I have troubled you these days."

I waved my hand and said: "No trouble, you should put off the makeup first, you talk to me like this, you always feel that my fake mother has to become a real one."

Liang Wan was puzzled: "What kind of fake mother is real?"

I froze, waved my hands twice, pretended that I was not a clay model fan, looked around and said, "Where is A'Du? Where did he go?"

Liang Wan passed his eyes to the courtyard door, and I looked up, and a pair of boots entered the door first.

How good are these boots?

Thick soles, black satin, a fish-shaped sapphire piece inlaid on the heel.

The boots showed the whole picture, I moved my eyes from bottom to top, and saw that the boots covered the strong calves, the tight thighs at the top, and a good waist lined with a white jade belt carved with grass, flowers and birds, and the trousers The kimonos are all gorgeous and strong clothes with dark pattern embroidery. Under the sun, the clothes are half purple and half green, with deep and luxurious lines. It is just like Xu Ziyou, the third generation of the Xu family.

Looking further up, this Xu Ziyou is a strange face with a familiar expression.

The face is Xu grandson's face. It is very handsome, with profound features, and the expression is an expression I know. It is lazy and greedy, and every part of its facial muscles reveals "I want to sleep".

Du Zai's temperament needs to be changed. Xu Ziyou is a beautiful young man, not a beautiful young pig. If he takes one step and falls asleep three steps, people will think that he is a juvenile dementia.

A'Du came in and walked around in front of me first, I thought he was trying to show off his cuteness, so I smiled and said: "You look like a young master who is loved all the time, not bad, not bad."

As a result, A'Du stared at my lips, squinted his eyes for a while, and asked, "Did you eat something good from Li Zangfeng?"

My heart was full of alarm bells, why did this baby talk like a tiger and wolf when he came up, is he the grandson of a turtle or the grandson of a wolf?I quickly looked at Liang Wan, he didn't speak, but his eyes were half puzzled, I quickly wanted to cover Dudu wolf's mouth, but Dudu wolf dodged to the side, he avoided me like an unlicensed trader hiding from the city management, every time All movements are tempered, fully showing the limit of speed.

I couldn't scratch him, so I wiped my mouth hard.

Wipe left, wipe right, my mouth was on fire when I wiped, and I felt that I had destroyed the evidence, but A'Du suddenly said: "Why are you wiping your mouth? I smell it."

...you can smell it! ?Are you a pregnancy test or a B-ultrasound! ?

Liang Wan asked suspiciously, "Xiao Fang, did Li Zangfeng feed you any medicine?"

He took the straight line this time, he was worried that I would be poisoned, so I quickly nodded and said yes, then went up and stepped on A'Du's foot quickly, the first step missed, the second step didn't hit, and the third step Stepping on his shadow, I pretended to step on the grandson's toes, declared victory in advance, and entered the room excitedly.

I hurried into the room and said to Li Zangfeng who was sitting on a small bench in the corner, "Go ahead and get down to business."

Li Zangfeng looked at me suspiciously, but rubbed his hand on the armrest of the small bench expectantly, and asked, "Are you really coming again?"

... What come again?Do you think you are inexhaustible?

No matter how serious he was to resist, I had already seen through his little tricks, so I had no choice but to say: "...I want you to help me change my clothes, I have to see the effect."

After half an hour, it turned out that it came.

I looked at the tall girl in the mirror and silently pinched my face.

The skin is white, and when the sun shines, the silk satin is covered with flawless white jade. This is the effect of Li Zangfeng putting on the human/skin mask and then applying three layers of powder. He is powerful, but he has aesthetics.

Then I squeezed the flesh on my waist, imagined that my hand was Li Zangfeng's, and twisted it hard.

This waist is not bad, I don't need to tie my waist specially, when it is soft, it can be like a willow on the shore, when it is hard, it is like a pear flower gun, as Li Zangfeng can testify, I am a good hand who can bend and stretch after all.

Finally, I put my hands on my chest again, and looked through the clothes at the raised cotton pads.

I didn't do anything this time.

No poking, no twisting, no groping, I just look down at them because I can't bear to look at my boobs in the head-up mirror.

How about a pad?

There are ten pieces of this TM!Top ten movies! ! !

Li Zangfeng actually had the face to ask, "Are you dissatisfied with this effect?"

I stared numbly at the cotton pad: "I'm not dissatisfied, I'm just wondering about your taste."

"What flavor?"

I told the truth: "Do you... prefer people with fuller breasts?"

Let's be honest!Are you the most common milking gong in Haitang novels! ?

Li Zangfeng pondered for a long time, and remained silent for even longer, Shen's face darkened again and again, and he spoke deeply emotional words in a deep voice.

"I don't have any preference for this..."

What's with the ellipsis?

Where did you hesitate?

Li Zangfeng looked at my expression and added a few words: "It's just that your body is stronger and stronger than ordinary women, so this part will naturally stand out more. If it doesn't stand out, your figure will appear distorted and easily arouse suspicion. "

With black lines all over my head, I asked, "Isn't it also distorted if it's too prominent?"

Li Zangfeng seemed to have just remembered this, and after a while he realized, "That's right, it's too abrupt."

When he came up, he wanted to take out the cotton pads. I quickly took a step back and pulled out several cotton pads by myself. Then I felt that the size was too small, so I put back a few more.

But this time I looked at it and thought it was too big, so I took it out again.

Anyway, after a dozen times of vaping, I am tired, I am really tired.

I was too lazy to adjust, I gave up on myself, and went out for a stroll first.

As soon as he went out, he received Liang Wan's broken eyes X1.

As he was walking, he picked up A'Du's broken nose X1.

In order to make the old mother laugh, I imitated his coquettish appearance and smiled at him, but Liang Wan's face turned pale, and A'Du covered his nose, and his voice changed when he laughed.Then I thought it might not be good for me to do nothing, so I turned around and hugged A'Du.

With lightning speed, I hit his chest hard with the cotton pad on his chest, which made him scream strangely, break free from my embrace, and fled to the back of Liang Wan like a fly.

I thought it was meaningless for him to run away like this, so I started chasing him, and A'Du jumped out from behind Liang Wan, and started to run around in the yard. He ran around like a monkey, and I pulled out a cotton pad from my chest at any time, Go spank him on the back of the head, go spank his big ass.

Liang Wan watched from the side, startled and stunned. He originally wanted to join the team that beat up the turtle grandson, but after thinking about it, he became neutral.On the contrary, Li Zangfeng was more like me. He guarded the courtyard door as soon as he left the room, resolutely preventing A'Du from escaping.

Later, we were probably tired from fighting and escaping, Liang Wan smiled slightly, patted my head, rubbed A'Du's messy hair, and even patted Li Zangfeng's shoulder very friendly, he went The kitchen got almost wine, and the four of us drank it in the yard.

I was drinking and drinking, maybe it was a bit high, I remembered that I haven't spent all my savings in the bank, I haven't played the game to the end, the most important thing is that I am a real father and a real mother, they can't Want to kill me?

As soon as I took off the cumbersome women's clothes and tore off the mask, I cried and made noises to Liang Wan. Seeing that I was crying for no reason, Liang Wan asked in confusion, "What's wrong? Are you homesick?"

I cried and pinched his palm, saying: "When I see you, I think of my mother who is still alive!"

Liang Wan's face darkened, Li Zangfeng was stunned for a moment, A'Du laughed loudly, turned around and pointed at himself, and asked, "Then who did you think of when you saw me?"

I cried and pulled his nose, saying: "When I see you, I think of my unborn son!"

A'Du's face turned blue, and he almost wanted to tear off his nose and throw it on my face. He kicked my knee, but it was cut off by Li Zangfeng's kick. At this time, he hugged me and said, "You drink too much. Let's rest."

I cried and pulled his waistband, and said, "Whenever I see you, I think of my... my unfinished Wangzai milk!"

Li Zangfeng blushed. He may not know what brand Wangzai is, but he definitely knows what milk is.He could only drag me into the room amidst A'Du's mocking laughter and Liang Wan's inexplicably enlightened eyes of death.

The next day, the wine sobered up.

I feel like I'm almost socially dead, I've exposed my mother fan, son fan milk fan attributes.

So in the next few days, I kept an absolute low profile, avoiding the eyes of the old mother and the grandson almost the whole time, hiding in the carriage and refusing to go out.It wasn't until I got near Xueyihou's mansion that I had to change clothes, and I started to confront these big babies with their lines and character designs. I think I at least memorized my lines.

The plaque on the Bloody Marquis' Mansion is actually the Qin Mansion, but this mansion can almost catch up with the real Marquis's Mansion.

First of all, the few streets near Houmen are all owned by Bloody Hou, and half of the city is under his influence. As soon as we entered the street, we found people coming and going. Almost all the characters have to join in the fun.

Because everyone is a person with a face, they all have to drive a carriage, and Li Zangfeng, the old lady Xu, has a face of the face. In order to fit the personality, he also hired a bunch of beautiful virgins and virgins. The petals and the red carpet are made to look like an appearance on the Avenue of Stars.

There are platoons, and the traffic is jammed.

How wide do you think this ancient street could be?How many carriages can it accommodate?

We finally avoided the quarrel, cleared the road, and when we arrived at the gate of the Qin Mansion, we found that there was a carriage parked at the gate, and people kept coming down. They had to show their invitations and verify their identities before they could enter.

I was really bored in the car, so I walked down with the corner of my skirt, A'Du and Liang Wan also got down, and Li Zangfeng was still waiting in the carriage.And when I came down, I walked a few steps forward, and found that there was also someone coming down from a carriage on the opposite side.

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This man carried two spears on his back, and was dressed plainly, as if he was just a follower.But the momentum was unusual, and the sharpness in his eyes could not be concealed.

But these are not the point.

The point is, I know this guy.

He grew a beard and wore a gauze cap, which seemed to be a simple camouflage, but I recognized him at a glance.

It was Xue Lingmie.

It was Xue!spirit!Destroy!

I stood there with a shocked face, and Xue Lingmi seemed to smell a familiar smell, a familiar formula, he raised his head and saw me just in time.

When he saw my eyes, he was puzzled and stunned at first. I don't know if he realized something, but when he shifted from my eyes to my women's clothing, his face was struck from head to toe by a thunderbolt.