I water the flowers of the kaolin

My name is Fang Jiyun, and I am really anxious to wait.

After setting up all the characters, Lao Li and the others changed their faces first, and then it was my turn.

I can understand this order, after all, after the three of them have changed their faces, and it's my turn, I can adjust my painting style according to their painting style.

But why do you think it takes so much time for Yi Rong?

The answer to this has to start with the identity that Li Zangfeng chose for us.

In such a short period of time, it is impossible to choose a few perfect identities even if they are wealthy and powerful.This means that we must make some adjustments and sacrifices, which is an irrefutable reality.

The reality is—three out of the four identities Li Zangfeng found for us belonged to women.

There is an old lady Xu living in Bicui Pavilion in Tiebishan. Mrs. Xu has five sons, five daughters, and thirteen granddaughters and grandchildren. The third daughter of the old lady, one grandson and one granddaughter each.

Among these people, let me tell you about Mrs. Xu first.

She is fifty-seven years old this year. When she was young, her temper suffered a lot. She came from a poor family. When she gets old, she pays attention to making noodles. She is the most majestic when she goes out. She often takes a sixteen-carrying sedan chair to take her up the mountain. Going down the mountain, boys and girls are sent along the road to see each other off. The road is paved with flowers and the red carpet is hundreds of feet, just like the mother of gold descending to earth.

Although she is old, her hand skills are not old. She often holds a rosewood double-faced stick with a human head. Two human faces are carved on the head of the stick.A total of thirteen silver bells are inlaid on the stick, making the silver bells ring with the strong wind, shaking people's hearts in chaos.

The old lady's third daughter, named Xu Biqing, has a silver face with a moon, and a body like agate pillars and a golden hall.Her husband passed away early, leaving her only a son and a daughter, so the old lady deliberately took her to the Xueyihou's mansion, and if she met any suitable middle-aged single beauty, she would help match them up.

Xu Biqing has a godson and a daughter. The godson is called Xu Ziyou, and the daughter is called Xu Ziyun, both of whom are named after Mrs. Xu.

When Xu Ziyou was a child, his right palm was burned because he played a game of wild fire with a few friends, so he wore gloves all the year round.His younger sister Xu Ziyun was raised in the deep mountains all year round and rarely went out. The outside world only knew that she had inherited her mother's beauty, but they didn't know how much of her ancestral martial arts she had inherited.

In addition, they have another characteristic.

Both men and women are taller.

Women must be 1.7 meters, and men who are less than 1.8 meters are not considered men. The head of the old lady Xu was even taller when she was young. Her 1.8-meter figure is considered a tall tower among women.Now that she is getting older, she is a little hunchbacked, and her bones are not as good as before, but she is still tough and tall.

The people of this family set up a scene, and our eyes are basically fixed on this Xu Ziyou.

As the only male inside, his advantage is too obvious.

I first pressed my palm on this person's file, smiled excitedly and said, "I've made up my mind about this grandson, don't let anyone snatch it from me."

A'Du's finger prints were pressed immediately: "You have been a grandson for a long time, why don't you let others do it?"

What do you mean you?On the surface, he scolded me for shrinking my head, but actually wanted to compete to be a grandson?

A'Du and I were flirting with each other, competing with each other in our eyes and in our hands. I pulled the file to me, but he pulled the file to another place, and he wouldn't give it to me anyway.

Liang Wan said: "You don't want Xiao Fang to be your grandson, do you want to do it yourself?"

A'Du said angrily: "Who says I can be a grandson? I see you can do it."

After finishing speaking, he pointed at Liang Wan, half grinned and half raised his eyebrows, and smiled like the second generation ancestor: "I think you are the most pleasing to the eye, and you look like a good grandson. I will give you the position of the grandson of the turtle!"

Then he clapped at me again and said: "Your temperament is softer than Liang Wan, you are suitable to be a granddaughter!"

Against you?Dare to scold your father and your grandmother! ?

I was so angry that I wanted to pull him down and beat him up, and said mercilessly: "Liang Wan is the grandson, and I am the granddaughter? Then you have to be a beautiful woman or an old lady? It's because you eat too much? "

But A'Du clapped his hands and laughed: "It's good to be a beautiful woman. I'm a mother, so you have to take good care of me. It's better to be an old lady. You are all my filial sons and grandsons, so you have to coax me."

After finishing speaking, he looked at Li Zangfeng: "How? You and I divided this old lady and the beautiful woman, right?"

I thought he would be a self-esteem man who hated women's clothes, but who knew he was a woman man who only liked to order us around, he didn't care about pretending to be a woman, he just wanted to be an elder for a while.

I have experienced the heart of elders who love their children and grandchildren.

But did he forget the character design, and made a little mistake?

Are you a granddaughter and Liang Wan is a grandson?Isn't this a mess?

You two can either be grandmothers and granddaughters, or Liang Wan can be your mother and you can be your daughter. Anyway, the role of grandson cannot be given to you.

Who will be the grandson?

Of course it was Li Zangfeng.

This old lady Xu's family is not an ordinary person, and he bought it in such a short period of time, probably because he spent a lot of money to clear up the relationship, and maybe he owed favors.

He regards dignity as the sky above his head, if he begs for me, then I will really lose my affection.He is also an upright man, different from me, my dignity is flexible, if he is assigned the role of women's clothing, I am afraid that his heart and soul will be ruined, he can't even lift his head before the few of us Get up, how can I let him fall into such an embarrassing situation?

So I have to protect the position of this grandson for Li Zangfeng.

I turned to look at Li Zangfeng: "You said earlier that these identities have already been determined, what do you think?"

You can say something, you can't let your grandson be someone else.

Li Zangfeng glanced at A'Du first, and then said in a deep voice: "Then Xu Ziyou has an injury on his hand, so he needs to wear gloves, and A'Du also has an injury on his hand, so he also needs to wear a bandage. This person can only be played by A'Du .”

But A'Du said: "If I play that old lady, or that third daughter, I'll say that I accidentally broke my hand while climbing a mountain, and I can wrap it in a bandage. Wrapping my hands, I also wrap my hands, and he and I just become a mother and son, isn't it beautiful?"

After he finished the nonsense, Li Zangfeng continued the nonsense.

"As you said, there are two people with injuries on their hands, and the timing of your injuries is so coincidental, just before the banquet, it will attract more doubts."

A'Du's white eyes spiraled up, but I overcame his small self-esteem, grabbed Li Zangfeng's hard palm, and said worriedly and worriedly, "You...do you really want to give up your grandson's position to A'Du?"

Li Zangfeng didn't seem to understand my reaction. After thinking for a while, he nodded immediately, showing a completely unscrupulous gesture.

He was natural, but I was stunned, a chill rushed to my forehead, and electric currents ran wildly all over my body. I haven't been thundered like this for a long time.

If you are not a grandson, then you have to dress up as a woman! ?

female!Pack!ah!

Old Liang's mother is willing, A'Du thinks women's clothing is fun, but are you willing?

After half an hour, I knew he was reluctant.

He bought a bunch of gouache for women's clothing, as well as hairpin jewelry, and distributed them to Liang Wan and me like homework from the head teacher.Liang Wan took it without any scruples, as if it wasn't the first time he had done this, A'Du watched the fun women's clothing leave him with resentment, and I, I seem to be still immersed in the three of us Under the atmosphere of collective women's clothing.I'm not very well.

Li Zangfeng seemed to sense my stiffness, and said, "You haven't decided which one to play yet?"

The problem is this, bro?

The question is why are you so familiar with the way! ?

Liang Wan is proficient...I'm not surprised, but you are proficient...I'm sorry I have to take it slowly.

I looked at him full of doubts, and I saw that his expression was very natural, his eyebrows and eyes were smooth, without any twitching and grievance as I imagined.Then the words in my heart flowed and ran between my chest and throat, and I couldn't stop anyway, so I couldn't hold back and asked.

"You really don't mind? Or is it because of me that you pretend you don't mind, but you actually do?"

Li Zangfeng avoided answering and said, "If you mind, I'll let you pick first, and I'll just pick the rest."

It's not a question of whether I mind or not... Why are you so natural?so quickly...

Li Zangfeng said: "If you don't have the confidence to do this well, I can teach you."

Teach... teach what?

I held my breath and said, "I really don't understand why you can do this without minding?"

Li Zangfeng seemed to understand my confusion, and replied: "It's normal if you don't understand. There are many things you have kept from me, and there are many things that I have never told you. This is what we missed in the past, and we can gradually make up for it in the future. I will teach you everything."

I was thinking about whether he was implying that I had been hiding it from him, causing him to develop advanced brain cancer.As a result, he suddenly picked up two cotton pads while I was meditating: "For example, you don't know the purpose of these two things, but I know some."

He put these two things on my chest: "If you want to play a woman, you should stick them here and put two on them... But your chest is bigger than ordinary men's, so one is enough. "

……

... What are you talking about! ?

... Whose chest do you compare my chest with! ?Why do you think I only need one pad? ?

Seeing my uneasy expression, Li Zangfeng put down the cotton pad and said, "You don't want to play a woman?"

But I said, "I'm thinking about what you just said."

"I just said a lot."

"You said that there are many things that I haven't told you, and you haven't told me either." I said with a serious face, "But I always feel that I don't know you as well as you know me."

It's not fair, and it makes me feel uneasy.

For example, what is your background?Why amazing financial resources?But so weird?

Then I took my fingers and touched the cotton pads he was holding. The touch should be soft, but it seemed to be exploring an unknown and deep field, which gave me an unusually deep feeling.

"For example, what you are holding now, I have never understood it. But you understand it so well that you can even be my teacher."

I don't know anything about his past, but my past has revealed a lot to him. Anyway, I think he should be able to understand what I think, and he should let me know something.

I should also think more thoroughly, be more in-depth and bold.

Li Zangfeng once lurked in the toilet, how can I treat him as a normal dignified guy?

He is so fully prepared for women's clothing, and the details are so substantial, what does this mean?

It means that he most likely had some experience in women's clothing in the past in order to go deep into the enemy's den and search for information!

How did he never tell me this experience?

Could it be that he is not only suppressing his own desire, but also suppressing his desire for women's clothing?

A money printing machine duel guy plus physical and mental cleanliness, his various character attributes are already rich enough, he can't still be a big guy in women's clothing, right?

I was terrified in my heart, as if two villains stepped on my head and beat me for three hundred rounds.

"I don't know what I'm worried about. It's just that you have exceeded my expectations this time, which really makes me uneasy."

When Li Zangfeng heard this, his spirituality was instilled to the bottom.

He shook my hand and said, "You think I shouldn't be so familiar with women's clothing? Are you afraid that I will have bad thoughts about these things?"

My eyebrows and eyes were tangled, and I felt that nodding was a hang up, and shaking my head was also a dead end.If I directly said that I suspect that he has a tendency to be a big boss in women's clothing, would he have to beat me to death in place?

At this time, Li Zangfeng said again: "There is no escape from the word 'serious' in everything in the world, whether it is to act like a murderer, you can only play a woman well if you become a woman from the bottom of your heart. If you think fake in your heart, things will come true." Not really. I think so, what do you think?"

I shook my head, accepted the truth a little dizzily, and asked, "So you want to be a woman seriously from now on?"

In the end, Li Zangfeng actually nodded his head: "From the moment I made up my mind, I started to study how to be a woman."

... I was even more confused, I couldn't keep my mind.

He saw that my appearance was not acceptable, and said again: "You are uneasy, and you can't decide which one to play, so Liang Wan and I will choose first. After we change our appearance, you can choose the remaining one. "

By saying that, he was making the decision for me.On the contrary, I was relaxed, and felt that there were a little less things on my shoulders. I just needed to focus on the doubts in my heart and figure out Li Zangfeng's past experiences.

So he and Liang Wan glanced at each other, and walked in with the clothes in their hands. I was pacing back and forth outside the clothes room, and my mind was flooded with thoughts. I couldn't help but guess what they would choose. two roles.

Is it Xu Biqing, a beautiful old lady?

The old lady Xu who is super particular about arranging faces?

Or the young and mysterious little granddaughter?

The more I thought about it, the more I scratched my head, and suddenly I felt that I should take the initiative to choose one, so that instead of choosing two out of three, I could guess his identity by choosing one of the two.

After a while, Li Zangfeng came out from the changing room.

I look at it, I look at it again, and I can go on like this forever.

Do you think my eyes will look straight?

Do you think I'm going to drop my chin to the ground and pretend it's A'Du's chin?

Do you think I'm going to scream and cover my chest and close my eyes and pretend I'm someone else's husband in disguise?

I won't, I'm not that vulgar.

Shocked and stiff, I stepped forward and poked Li Zangfeng's two pieces below the collarbone.

Very prominent, very complete, very inclusive of all feeling.

I pointed at this place with a dull face, and asked in a stiff voice: "Is there a lot of cotton pads for this?"

The old lady Xu in front of me touched my forehead calmly, as if she was really a kind and dignified old lady.

After touching it, she said very casually: "It's okay, it's only four yuan."

Fortunately... size.

After she finished speaking, she patted my shoulder and said seriously: "It's your turn."

I... what am I! ?

The old lady Xu said with a faint smile: "You are not very open about this, so your women's clothes... I will help you change."

...you help me wear fake breasts?

...you help me put on lipstick?

...It's still you who help me draw my eyebrows and shave my face, to cover up the existence of Seventh Brother and his little brother! ?

Li Zangfeng, you thick eyebrows and big eyes, how many secrets do you keep from me! ! ? ?