I'm super fierce

In the original plan, the link of video communication is to let the two protagonists of "Exchanging Lives" express their feelings about each other's life and express the core idea of ​​this program: "No one is always glamorous, and even small people have great happiness."

But now... Seeing that the topic is about to slip in an indescribable direction...

The staff looked at each other in blank dismay, and finally looked at the director in unison.The director had an expression of "I am also desperate", and could only look at the ceiling melancholy.

Just at this time, Wu Dacheng went back to the store to pick up the wallet he had left behind. Seeing that the lights were still on in the room, he came over to have a look. "Haven't slept yet?" He asked casually, but received "saved" thankful eyes from all the staff.

Interrupted by Wu Dacheng's words, the two Mr. Luo finally stopped talking about "Is your waist good?"Luo Rang saw Wu Dacheng behind Luo Qi and waved his hands. Wu Dacheng caught sight of him, walked into the room, bent down, and smiled at Luo Rang on the screen: "What are you doing?"

Before Luo Rang answered, Wu Dacheng first saw a group photo behind him. The photo was a young woman with a four or five-year-old child. Judging from the child's facial features, it should be Luo Qi when she was a child.

When Wu Dacheng saw the young woman's face, he froze for a moment.

Luo Qi followed his gaze and scratched her head in embarrassment when she saw the photo.Luo Rang turned around in wonder, saw this photo, and turned it upside down on the table.

"Pretend you didn't see it." Luo Rang said, "My younger brother still wears crotch pants, save some face for others."

Luo Qi hurriedly said: "No, I didn't wear crotch pants at that time." After he was embarrassed, why did he follow Luo Rang's words!What kind of crotch pants are you pulling!

After that, Wu Dacheng took his wallet and left, and Luo Qiluo chatted for a while, and the day was over.

But Wu Dacheng couldn't sleep after returning home, so he called Yu Xisheng in the middle of the night and said, "I saw Luo Qi's mother today."

Yu Xisheng: "Where?"

Wu Dacheng: "In the photo."

Yu Xisheng: "What happened to his mother?"

"The more I think about it, the more I feel that she is someone I've met before." Wu Dacheng said, "If it's really her, then Luo Qi's identity will be incredible."

Yu Xi asked, "Who do you think she looks like? There are no cameras around me, so you can tell."

"I was a soldier, you know." Wu Dacheng said, "I used to be in the reconnaissance company for a few years, and I met our company commander's wife. Later I heard that the company commander has been promoted in the past few years, and he carried two weapons on his shoulders. Four stars!"

Yu Xisheng thought for a while: "Senior Colonel, are you at the teacher's level?"

Wu Dacheng: "Really?"

Yu Xisheng: "You mean, Luo Qi's mother is the company commander's wife?"

Wu Dacheng: "I look like it, so much alike."

Yu Xisheng pondered for a moment: "It's not convenient for you to meet your relatives now that you are doing a show. Wait a few days and contact Luo Qi to see."

"That's not necessary." Wu Dacheng said, "That's what I told you." He didn't leave the army according to the procedure, so don't embarrass yourself in front of the "old squad leader".

Yu Xisheng: "Then you are normal, let's pretend we don't know."

Wu Dacheng: "Okay, I promise not to show it."

He said he wouldn't show it, but there was something hidden in his heart, and it must be different from usual.The next day, even Luo Qi, who was not very careful, could feel that Wu Dacheng's attitude towards him had become a lot more polite.He felt uncomfortable, so he asked Guo Liulian if he knew what was going on.Guo Liulian asked him to bring his ears closer, and he did as he was told. Suddenly, his earlobe hurt——

Guo Liulian jumped ten meters away and stuck out his tongue at him from a distance: "How would I know! You idiot!"

Luo Qi: "..." Touched the earlobe, there was something on it, turned around and asked the cameraman, "What did Brother Durian do on my ear?"

The cameraman took out a small mirror and asked him to take a picture.A small clip clamped impressively on his earlobe.

Luo Qi was resentful, pulled out the clip, and shouted at Guo Liulian: "Don't run if you have the ability!" Then she chased after him.

Guo Liulian said in his heart that I was not stupid, so he turned around and ran away, without paying attention, tripped and fell into the mud.Luo Qi saw that it was broken, so she hurried over to help him up, and saw that there was a small cut on his nose.

Luo Qi panicked: "What should I do? Is there a Band-Aid?"

"I don't know." Guo Liulian belatedly patted the ashes on his knees, and then reached out to touch the stinging tip of his nose, but Luo Qi grabbed his hand. "Don't touch, be careful of infection." He said nervously.

Guo Liulian felt that he made a fuss: "I'm fine, just a small hole, don't hug me, it's not too hot."

But the cameraman said: "I just saw a nail on the ground."

Luo Qi gasped: "Tetanus?! Hurry to the hospital!" Then she picked up Guo Liulian and rushed out.The program staff ran after him.No one listened to Guo Liulian's words "I didn't see it", so he could only drift away with the wind in vain.

At the same time, Luo Rang, who had rushed home overnight, came out of the train station.

When Yu Xisheng came back from the back kitchen, he saw that there was only one cameraman left, and the others had gone to nowhere.He called Wu Dacheng, and Wu Dacheng wondered why he disappeared after a while, saying that he was still there just now.

Yu Xisheng called Luo Qi, but the phone couldn't get through.When I asked the cameraman next to me, the other party was tight-lipped and cherished words like gold.The two had no intention of working, so they sat at the door of the store and guarded.

After waiting for a long time, I finally saw Luo Qi come back with Guo Liulian in his arms.Luo Qi explained that it was Guo Liulian who fell down and he took the child to the hospital.

Wu Dacheng said that's fine, that's fine, then seeing that Yu Xisheng was silent, he thought that Mr. Yu must be angry, and hurriedly gave Luo Qi a wink.

Luo Qi said with a smile: "It's all my fault. I played with the little... child, and I have had trouble."

Yu Xisheng sized Luo Qi up, and seeing that the latter avoided his gaze, he looked at Guo Liulian who was being held in his arms.Guo Liulian put his arms around Luo Qi's neck and lowered his head timidly.

This interaction scared Wu Dacheng enough, he couldn't hold back, and quickly asked Luo Qi: "What's wrong with you two? Just tell me what happened, don't hide it. No matter how difficult it is, everyone will find a way together , can always pass, can't it?"

"It's okay, don't keep scaring yourself." Luo Qi showed her signature hearty smile and said, "Mr. Yu, don't keep looking at me, go into the shop."

Yu Xisheng remained still, but asked, "Are you really Luo Qi?"

Wu Dacheng was startled, and lowered his voice: "You still have yin and yang eyes? Did you see something unclean?"

Yu Xisheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, she shook her head and said, "I just think he's not Luo Qi."

Wu Dacheng fought in two directions: "He's not Luo Qi, who could it be?"

Yu Xisheng asked back, "What do you think?"

Wu Dacheng was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly realized: "You mean... Luo Rang? Didn't you mean that you will change back at night? What time is it?"

"That's right." Luo Qi immediately answered, "How could I be Luo Rang? If you don't believe me, ask my fans." He lifted his chin towards the crowd outside the store.

Wu Dacheng wiped off his sweat, and tentatively asked the girl who was holding up her mobile phone to take pictures: "Sister, do you think the one who came back here is your idol or our store manager?"

The girl hesitated to put down the phone, looked at it for a moment, and said firmly: "It must be our Qiqi, I remember there is a small mole on the right side of his face."

Wu Dacheng heaved a sigh of relief, and looked back at Yu Xisheng.Luo Qi smiled and said: "Look, I am indeed Luo Qi."

Yu Xisheng turned to his right side, looked at his right cheek, and said thoughtfully: "There is no such mole on Luo Rang's face."

Luo Qi smiled: "Isn't it?"

Including Wu Dacheng, all the onlookers nodded repeatedly.

"But—" Yu Xisheng changed his tone, stretched out his hand suddenly, and wiped off the mole on Luo Qi's face with a few strokes. "Luo Qi" did not hide subconsciously.

Yu Xisheng turned around and showed everyone his blackened thumb.

Wu Dacheng: "..."

Girl: "..."

"Luo Qi" without moles: "..."

A group of sparrows passed over their heads, chirping, as if laughing at these stupid humans.

For a moment of embarrassment, Luo Rang supported Guo Liulian with one hand, opened his other hand wide, hugged Yu Xisheng, and shouted: "Surprise! I'm back!"

Yu Xisheng: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Wu Dacheng didn't see it, it was so embarrassing.

The director came to make a rescue and said that Luo Qi had something to do and had to leave first, so he asked Luo Rang to come back early.The last link was arranged by the program group, not Luo Rang's intentional deception.

Luo Rang quickly echoed: "Mr. Yu, you said that without them, I don't have the ability to put on makeup for myself. You see, this and this are all made for me, just to be more like Luo Qi. This body The clothes were also given to me by Luo Qi. This is really not my idea. "

Yu Xisheng glanced at the hand on his shoulder, Luo Rang retracted it tactfully, and looked at him pitifully.Yu Xi laughed and said, "I see, don't be nervous, I didn't mention you."

"Oh." Luo Rang became even more nervous.

The director asked me to record a short segment, and then called it a day.The two sent the program group away together and went back to the store.The crowd who had been surrounding the store for the past two days left one after another, and there was a sense of desolation for a moment.

Wu Dacheng still felt a little unreal.Is the show over?Three days passed so quickly.He walked into the store, looking for someone to talk to, but saw the atmosphere was weird.Yu Xisheng sat at the table, quietly in a daze.Luo Rang stared blankly, not daring to speak.He stared at Guo Liulian, and Guo Liulian spread his hands out, expressing his helplessness. After thinking for a while, he also shrank his neck and walked away quietly.

The air gradually stagnated, Luo Rang finally couldn't bear it anymore, moved to Yu Xisheng's side, next to him, and whispered: "I really don't blame me for this."

Yu Xisheng turned his head, a little dazed.

Luo Rang hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, blame me, blame me."

Yu Xisheng: "?"

Rojean: "?"

Only then did Yu Xisheng realize that he was still brooding over what happened just now, so he smiled at him and said, "I was just thinking, you and Luo Qi really look alike."

Luo Rang thought that Teacher Yu was angry with him, but who knew he was thinking something wrong, kicked the corner of the table, and said, "Yes, he is so similar to me."

Yu Xisheng felt very helpless, and patted the top of his hairy head: "I'm jealous again, I'm telling you something serious."

Luo Rang squeezed against Yu Xisheng, reluctantly said, "I'm listening."

Seeing their posture, Guo Liulian shook his head like a grown-up, stood up, and went back to his room to do his homework.It's called - "see no evil", he just learned the word.

Yu Xisheng asked Luo Rang: "Last night, Wu Dacheng saw a group photo, do you still remember it?"

Rojean said yes.

Yu Xisheng told him that Wu Dacheng said that the young woman in that photo might be the wife of the company commander when he was a soldier.Luo Rang was a little surprised, but he didn't expect such a coincidence.Yu Xisheng asked him if he had any impression of that lady.

Luo Rang shook his head: "You still suspect that Luo Qi and I are related by blood?"

"You put on makeup just now, and I almost didn't recognize it." Yu Xisheng said, "How can there be two people who are so similar? They look like twins."

Luo Rang said, "But I remember that I don't have a younger brother."

Yu Xisheng was taken aback for a moment, forgetting everything he wanted to say.

How could this be?

Luo Rang hugged Yu Xisheng, and whispered, "I know you care about this matter, but now, there are various indications that I should have nothing to do with him." He patiently explained to Yu Xisheng, "Although I can't remember clearly It happened when I was a child, but I still have a vague impression. I remember that the family was very ordinary, and my parents were busy with work, so they didn’t go home all the year round. I was the only one in the family, and there was no younger brother. Wasn’t it the time when the one-child policy was the strictest? There is a fine for having an extra child. Our family doesn’t have that much money to have a second child.” He smiled, and then said, “This time ‘exchanging lives’, I know what is going on with the stars. I admit, they are also hard. But in When we move goods, swing spoons, and sell our physical strength, they can go to dance lessons worth tens of thousands of yuan, and they can hire the best teachers to learn English. What they worry about is how to deal with the newcomers who come up to strike up a conversation, and what they think about is the new filming. Whether or not the photos are perfect enough. Their hard work is not the same as mine."

Luo Rang finally came to a conclusion: "Luo Qi and I, it's okay for us to play together. If we really want to become brothers, what's the matter? Muddy legs and big stars don't look like it."

Yu Xisheng was quite remorseful: "I was the one who was impatient and asked you to participate in the show. I was wronged."

"No." Luo Rang said with a smile, "I don't care about that, I just think it's good to go there and broaden our horizons. But when we come back, how should we live, or how to live."

Yu Xi asked, "Do you envy him?"

Luo Rang played with Yu Xisheng's fingers, and said, "If I say no, you may not believe it, but let me tell you, it has never happened before. I also thought about it before. If I were still with my parents, I would go to school like an ordinary child. , college entrance examination, entering a university that may or may not be good, get a diploma, find a job, save some money, pay a down payment, buy a house, and marry a wife, will it be much easier than it is now?"

"You said before," Yu Xisheng turned to look at him, "What about now?"

"Now," Luo Rang put his hand on Yu Xisheng's, bent his fingers, and interlocked his fingers, "Now I think, why envy others? If others want to envy me, they can't envy them."

Yu Xisheng said sadly, "But we... can't have children anymore."

Luo Rang opened his eyes wide: "There is one Guo Liulian, you don't think it's enough? Please forgive me."

Yu Xi couldn't help laughing: "You."

"Anyway, I don't want to raise another one." Luo Jean said, "But if you like children, let's go and adopt one, that's okay. It will be hard in the future."

Yu Xi asked, "What's the hard work?"

Luo Rang said: "You think, one person should have one house, right? That's all, how long do we have to save?"

Yu Xisheng was stunned: "You think so far."

"Is it far?" Luo Rang said, "Guo Liulian is ten years old, which means ten years later."

Yu Xi was puzzled: "That is?"

Luo Rang said: "That's right. You haven't been a teacher for six years... Speaking of this, I always wanted to ask you, after six years, will you still stay in Qiaotou Village as a teacher?"

Yu Xi said, "I haven't made up my mind yet."

Luo Rang suddenly became nervous: "You won't be like Cai Youyang, who will go to the new city once six years arrive?"

"No." Yu Xisheng said, "My hometown is the capital, why did I go to the new city?"

Luo Rang stood up abruptly: "You want to go back to the capital?"

Yu Xi asked, "What's the matter?"

Luo Rang sat down, held his breath, and calculated: "That will be five years later. At that time, I have some savings. I will hand over the store to Wu Dacheng, and take Guo Liulian with you. Guo Liulian will transfer to the capital to study. In junior high school, I heard that the number of seats there has been very tight, so I need to find a good relationship in advance. I can go to find a store in the past few years, find a suitable one, and go there to open a branch of "Xiao Luo's Stir-fry". A few brothers put on a cushion. And..."

"No more." Yu Xisheng interrupted him dumbfounded, "I'm just kidding you, don't take it seriously."

Luo Rang said cautiously: "Is it really a joke?"

Yu Xisheng cupped his face and said with a smile: "Of course. You are here, where should I go?"

Luo Rang was stunned, stretched out his hand to wrap him in his arms, lowered his head to touch the tip of his nose, and murmured in a low voice, "We've made an agreement."

Yu Xisheng gave an "um" and kissed his eyelids.

Luo Rang worriedly murmured: "Mr. Yu, I used to be a fool for many years and was ignorant. Now I am motivated and open this store and try my best to make money. Although I can't give you the life of a star and rich man, I can afford food and clothing. , accommodation, I will get you everything you want. As much as I have, I will definitely give you as much. If I don’t have it for a while, it’s only a matter of time. You are not allowed to abandon me because of this, let alone I can’t leave because of this, and go to a place where I can’t find it.” He thought for a while, then felt that he was too superficial, and hurriedly added, “Of course, I know you are not that kind of person, I just want to express my determination to you.”

Yu Xi said: "I understand. You go to drive, take a big risk, starve and freeze on the plateau, earn tens of thousands of hard-earned money, and buy me an air conditioner and a washing machine when you come back. I am very touched by this incident. There are a lot of things I remember, I just don't say it."

Rojean said, "Do you remember?"

"I remember." Yu Xisheng said, "Luo Xiaoer, you are really very good. I am very lucky to meet you."

Although Teacher Yu's love words were nice to hear, Luo Rang's attention was still drawn away by his breathing.

"What did you call me?" Luo Jean rubbed his ears.

Yu Xi said: "You are younger than me, and I will call you Xiao Er, so you still have the qualifications?"

Luo Rang said indignantly: "In the past, people called me 'Second Master'. Later, Luo Qi took the lead, and many people called me 'Second Brother'. Now it's okay, you just call me 'Little Two'. Tell me, is it too much?" point?"

Yu Xisheng tugged on La Luorang's reddened ears, and said, "So don't blame me for always thinking that you haven't grown up. Look at you, aren't you taking it too seriously for a title?"

Luo Rang said: "This is not a simple title, it involves the dignity of a man."

Yu Xi asked, "How to say?"

Luo Rang pushed his hip, and asked back: "What do you think?"

Yu Xisheng paused for a moment when he pulled his ears, and then twisted his hands in opposite directions: "What do you think about every day?"

"Don't, don't, it hurts, it hurts." Luo Rang yelled twice, but failed to save his ears. With an idea, he closed his hands around Teacher Yu's waist, stood up, hugged Teacher Yu go upstairs.

Yu Xisheng was startled, and finally let go of his ears, and instead patted him on the back, asking him to put himself down.

As Luo Rang walked towards the attic, he said rascally, "I won't let you go, I want you to see whether I am small or not."