I'm super fierce

When Luo Qi climbed into the van early in the morning and rushed to the farmer's market to stock up, Luo Rang was also woken up by the assistant.It was just five o'clock.The night before, I pretended to go to bed very early, but actually hid under the covers and chatted until midnight. The result was that when the assistant called, Luo Rang was always in this state: zzZZ...

At first, the assistant called out in a low voice: "Brother~"

Rojean: zzZZ...

Then the assistant shouted: "Brother!"

Rojean: zzZZ...

In the end, the assistant lifted off Luo Rang's quilt, exposing Luo Rang in underpants to the camera.

Rojean: zzZZ...

assistant:"……"

The assistant pushed Tuo Luo to give up his shoulder: "Brother, I've been seen all over!"

Luo Rang waved his hand like a fly and slapped it: "Go away..." Then his dull brain received the message word by word, and when the "CPU" finished processing, he suddenly woke up and bounced up.

Four or five cameras were pointed at him.

Rojean: "!"

The assistant rubbed her hands embarrassingly: "Brother, I've called you for a long time, you shouldn't, I can't help it..."

Luo Rang said angrily, "Get out!"

"Hey, good." The assistant walked away in small steps.

Luo Rang pointed at the cameraman: "And you!"

The cameraman looked up at the camera on the wall.The camera nods.

Luo Jean: "..."

The assistant comforted him at the door: "Brother, we have abdominal muscles, don't panic."

Luo Rang let out a breath, wrapped himself in the quilt and slumped on the bed, his eyelids gradually became heavy: "It's so early, what's the matter?"

"I can't sleep anymore." The assistant said hurriedly, "Now I'm going to take pictures, it's too late if I don't get up again."

Luo Rang lifted the quilt to cover his head, capitalized "I don't listen, I don't listen": "Why are you taking pictures so early..."

Assistant: "Street photography, my brother is absolutely handsome."

"I'm handsome enough, I don't need it."

assistant:"……"

The director poked the assistant's waist: Stop talking nonsense, just pull it up!

The assistant nodded - he was also used to procrastinating Luo Qi who was sleeping late to get up.The assistant put on clothes for Luo Rang, dragged him by both arms, and dragged him to the bathroom. Squeezed the toothbrush with toothpaste and stuffed it in the palm of his hand. After Luo Rang brushed his teeth slowly, he quickly handed over the wet towel.

Luo Rang wiped his face, turned around and prepared to leave.

Assistant: "Brother, you haven't washed your face yet."

Luo Jean looked down at the towel: "?"

"That's the one who wiped your mouth." The assistant said, took out a facial cleanser, and at the same time gave him a wink: oral broadcast!oral broadcast!

Luo Rang looked at him for a long time before he vaguely remembered what the assistant had said to him before going to bed.While I'm washing my face, I'm doing oral broadcasts for sponsors.

But... What's the oral broadcast?

Luo Ran was at a loss.

The assistant squeezed facial cleanser in his palm, and glanced to the side.Luo Rang followed his gaze and suddenly realized.So while applying facial cleanser to his face, he read aloud from the prompt book.

Later, I added words to this paragraph: Since then, the program group has no sponsors anymore...

There was another flurry of nonsense, but anyway, Rojean cleaned up and went out.In his concept, isn't it just to take a few photos, that's not easy, just take a few poses casually?

Unexpectedly, the professional photographer invited was not only not a pussy, but also looked stern and serious, with extremely strict requirements, and every detail was cut to the extreme.For example, when taking a photo of Luo Rang's side face, it is as much as the degree of deviation, no more than one degree, no less than one degree, I can't wait to use a protractor to measure it.

Luo Rang continued to shoot until ten o'clock, and had already changed more than 20 sets of clothes. He was tired and hungry.Tiredness is mainly psychological, and of course it cannot be compared with the work in the kitchen physically.

Finally finished filming, sitting in the nanny car, Luo Rang asked the assistant if there was anything to eat.The assistant handed him a cucumber.Luo Zang asked the driver to stop at the front bakery for a while.

"I'll just buy three meat buns to eat." Luo Jean said, "Really, don't waste any time, I'll be back soon."

Assistant: "But I have to go to the company to learn how to dance in a while."

"Okay, okay, learn to dance." Luo Jean said, "Does this have something to do with eating buns?"

The director interjected: "Now you are Luo Qi, you have to eat the food that Luo Qi usually eats."

Luo Rang glanced at the cucumber, which was no bigger than his palm.

The assistant respectfully handed it over to him, and said in a low voice, "I specially brought you a big one!"

Luo Jean: "..."

Assistant: "What's the matter? Don't want to eat again? That's just right..."

"No." Luo Rang quickly took a bite and chewed the cucumber loudly. "I was thinking," he gritted his teeth, and said, "The cucumber is so delicious, I can still eat a basket."

The assistant was in awe.

After arriving at the company, Luo Rang was quickly led to the dance classroom, where he practiced poppin with teachers and students.He has never practiced this, a mechanical dance, he danced like a real robot.Many people looked sideways, whispered, and let out rustling laughter.But who is Luo Rang? He is so conceited that he has a thick skin, so he doesn't take it to heart at all.

During the break, a boy walked up to him and handed him a bottle of water.He didn't want it.The boy sat down beside him, smiled and asked, "Why don't you drink?"

Luo Rang shrugged and waved to the assistant. The assistant ran over and brought a bottle of water and a small towel along with it.

Luo Rang wiped his sweat with a towel, and smiled back: "Brother has everything, no need. You can drink by yourself."

The boy didn't take it seriously, unscrewed the mineral water, took a sip, put the water on the ground, hugged his knees and said, "Are you taking pictures to exchange lives? I heard that you exchanged with Luo Qi, he is very popular with girls, You should be too, right?"

The assistant's ears perked up, and he glanced at the boy warily.Asking questions, it seems that there are other purposes.He was about to remind Luo Rang to be careful, but the latter had already stood up, stepped aside, and pretended to press his legs.Although the method was simple and rude enough, if you didn't want to talk to him, you just walked away, but seeing the ugly face of the boy who picked up the conversation, the assistant thought it was a good way to deal with it.

After dancing, it was already 12:30.Luo Rang is physically strong enough, but because taking pictures or dancing is really not suitable for him, which makes him very tired.Of course, after getting lunch, my heart was even more tired.

Looking at the pot of boiled vegetables in front of him, Luo Rang took a carrot, and asked his assistant seriously: "Do I look like a rabbit, or Luo Qi looks like a rabbit? We should eat this together?"

The assistant ate the chicken drumsticks with greasy mouth, and said vaguely: "You eat more at noon, and you have class in the afternoon."

Luo Rang glanced at the camera, secretly took out his wallet, pulled out a picture of Grandpa Mao and put it on the table: "I'll buy you a chicken leg."

The assistant shook his head: "If we are rich, we cannot be lewd, and if we are powerful, we cannot bend."

"Just one bite." Luo Rang compromised, "Just give me a bite of meat."

The assistant said decisively: "No."

Luo Rang: "..." Remembering Teacher Yu's teaching, he didn't say any indecent words under the camera, but rolled up his sleeves silently.

The assistant shrank his neck and cast his small eyes to the side: "Don't be impulsive, people all over the country are watching."

Luo Rang's eyes were as green as those of a wolf who hadn't seen meat for half a month.He glanced at the cameramen, and said quietly: "You said I silenced them all, how about it?"

The assistant smiled: "Brother, the food should be cold, don't think too much."

Luo Rang picked up the carrot and gnawed it helplessly.He misses the days of being a cook very much.Luo Qi must be very happy now, he thought.

The distant Taiping County.

At dawn, Luo Qi followed Wu Dacheng to the farmer's market to buy goods.Originally, didn't he think that he would just purchase all kinds of agricultural products?Very simple.As soon as he got out of the car, he was slapped in the face.

The task Wu Dacheng assigned to him was to take a small notebook and write down the types, unit prices, weights, etc. of the purchased agricultural products for final verification.

Luo Qi responded confidently.

Wu Dacheng is responsible for shopping and bargaining with others.Luo Qi watched humbly from the sidelines, and when Wu Dacheng set a price, he was dumbfounded when he was asked to write it down.

Wait, wait, what kind of mushroom is that... Oh, no, I seem to remember it wrong, this is the price of the bamboo shoots... Oh, who can give me a calculator, buy [-] catties for three yuan and twenty-seven cents and erase it How much is a fraction...

Rocky is confused.

Wu Dacheng waited for him for a while to check the time. If it was too late, he suggested that they should change it and Wu Dacheng would confirm the accounts, and Luo Qi would be responsible for moving the goods back to the car.Wu Dacheng was unwilling to make such an assignment at the beginning, because Luo Qi was a big star, and he probably had never done hard work before, so he couldn't carry it on his shoulders.But now there is no way, Luo Qi's place is already in chaos, so I can only let him do some mindless work.

Luo Qi felt that she was causing trouble to Wu Dacheng, and bowed to the latter: "Brother Dacheng, you can punish me casually when you go back, three knives and six holes, I can bear it!"

Wu Dacheng: "..." He heard from the director that Luo Qi was too involved in gangster movies, but he didn't expect that this movie would come as soon as it was said.

Wu Dacheng: "There's no need for fines, you just move your things to the car and that's fine."

Luo Qi nodded cautiously, walked to the bag containing [-] catties of Chinese cabbage, grabbed the mouth of the bag, and turned her back. The posture was very in place, and she exerted a sudden force, and then - instead of carrying her back, her waist collapsed.

Luo Qi: "..." Isn't thirty catties very light?Isn't it very light? !

He was hit hard.

Wu Dacheng hurriedly ran over: "Are you hurt?"

"No." Luo Qi shook her head, "I just wasn't ready, let's do it again." Then holding back her strength, she silently shouted "one, two, three—up", and finally carried the bag on her back.

Wu Dacheng watched him put a bag of Chinese cabbage into the car, and then he felt relieved, turned around and continued to settle the account with the boss.When the order is finished, come over and move with Luo Qi.

After finally loading all the vegetables into the car, Luo Qi slumped on the passenger seat, almost unable to sit still, and slid under the car.But the work is not finished yet. When I return to the store, I have to clean up, prepare ingredients, wash dishes and pots.

Wu Dacheng's opinion is that Luo Qi will definitely not be able to be a cook. He has a friend who can come and help for a day.Yu Xisheng felt that since it was an exchange of lives and the program team had arranged for it, Luo Qi should be allowed to do Luo Rang's work.

Seeing that Wu Dacheng hesitated, Yu Xisheng said that he would watch from the back kitchen.

Luo Qi always remembered his second brother's instructions, and immediately swore to promise that she would work diligently and not let Teacher Yu be burdened or cause trouble to Teacher Yu.

He said so, and Wu Dacheng couldn't say anything, so he acquiesced.But turning around, he still called that friend and told him to come to the rescue at any time.Although Mr. Yu is competent in cooking, his arm is injured and he can't swing a big spoon.He can feel at ease if he is prepared.

Facts have proved that Wu Dacheng's consideration is very thorough.

When Luo Qi entered the kitchen, he couldn't light the fire and had to use a lighter to start it, which caused him a lot of trouble.He tried several times and almost burned himself each time.

Later, Teacher Yu lit a fire for him.

Luo Qi started cooking.He was pointing at the menu, with Yu Xisheng beside him making some suggestions, but——

Yu Xisheng turned around and washed his hands, and found that Luo Qi was pouring light soy sauce on the belly of the fish. He was surprised, "Why do you use so much?"

Luo Qi: "Is this soy sauce expired, it won't be dyed."

Yu Xisheng: "This is light soy sauce, next to it is the dark soy sauce you want to use."

Luo Qi: "So it is."

after awhile--

Luo Qi uncovered the pot and began to pour salt.

Yu Xisheng: "Why do you need to add salt?"

Luo Qi was very surprised: "Don't you eat salt?"

"No." Yu Xisheng said, "Because you have already let go of the salt once."

Luo Qi: "..."

In short, after experiencing the above incidents, Luo Qi's first dish, braised carp, was finally ready.It looks like that, the fish is still fish, it has not turned into a pile of carbides, but the taste...

Yu Xisheng took a sip, but didn't say anything, and asked Luo Qi to pick up the chopsticks by herself.Luo Qi anxiously dipped the tip of her chopsticks in the dipping sauce, and then took a sip.

Luo Qi: "..." He pouted a few times and said with a bitter face, "Why is it so salty?"

Yu Xisheng: "I added salt twice and poured a lot of soy sauce..."

Luo Qi: "Why does it still smell burnt?"

Yu Xisheng looked at the scorched skin that Luo Qi secretly threw away in the trash can.

Luo Qi wiped her sweat and was speechless.

Wu Dacheng walked in and said, "How are you practicing? A guest is here."

Luo Qi said sadly: "Although I really want to take my second brother's class, but... I'd better go to the waiter."

Wu Dacheng glanced at Yu Xisheng in surprise: "Actually, as long as you can eat it, you don't need to be too demanding."

Yu Xisheng recalled the taste in his mouth just now, and said tactfully: "Luo Qi, do you think there is room for improvement?"

Luo Qi said very self-aware: "In a short time, no."

Since even Teacher Yu couldn't bear it, Wu Dacheng thought, then this skill is really hopeless.There was no way, Wu Dacheng invited the "rescue soldiers" who had been appointed, and then arranged for Luo Qi to go to the waiter.

Running the hall is a physical effort, especially when the traffic of passengers increases significantly after the appearance of a celebrity.Looking at a small place and running back and forth dozens or even hundreds of times, the feeling will be different.

When the peak meal time is over, Luo Qi and everyone will finish their meal in a hurry, and then they will continue to help in the back kitchen, laying hands, washing dishes, cleaning pots, mopping the floor, wiping the table...the work that needs to be done will never be done Finished, and a large part of it has to bend over.At the end of the day, Luo Qi's waist, which was already torn when moving the goods, was completely useless.

He suddenly missed his previous life very much, and felt that brother Luo Rang must be happy now.

When it was time for the video exchange session in the evening, Luo Qi could only lie down on the bed and video chat with Luo Rang.The program group arranges them to exchange feelings with each other.Before the two saw the video, they both felt that the other was enjoying themselves. When the video started and each other's bad faces appeared in front of them, they realized that the opposite brother was not much better than themselves.

The video exchange, which was scheduled to convey positive energy, turned into a complaint meeting between the brothers.But the nature of the two is that they could comfort each other at first, but later they laughed at each other.

Luo Qi heard that Luo Rang could only eat cucumbers, greens, and carrots. She laughed loudly and said triumphantly, "Second brother, are you stupid? Like I used to, there were snacks secretly hidden under the pillow and in the car cushion. When I was hungry, I could add a meal." , unlike you, you are really stupid and hungry."

Luo Rang said, "No matter how hungry I am, I won't get back pain from hunger." He said sincerely, "Brother, this is a big deal. You must go to the hospital for a check-up when you have time. Don't do anything like that...Take care of your illness."

Luo Qi was annoyed: "What are you talking about? I don't understand at all."

Luo Rang raised his eyebrows triumphantly: "I have finally found our differences now."

Luo Qi: "Stop talking."

Luo Rang wanted to say, "My waist is better than yours, hahaha."

Luo Qi: "..."

Luo Qi said bitterly: "No matter how good your waist is, you won't need it!"

Luo Rang asked: "You can use it?"

Luo Qi was momentarily speechless.

Luo Rang said meaningfully: "I'm sorry, I really need it."

With one hit, Luo Qi immediately fell to the ground with blood remaining.