What should I do if there are always black fans robbing my sofa?

Qinghan was so happy that she couldn't wait to hang up the phone to reply to Douwan.

It wasn't until he hung up the phone that Xi Tang realized that he hadn't asked Chi Hong what he wanted to ask, so he hurriedly sent him another message, asking if he was free on Sunday night.

After a while, he received Qinghan's reply: No matter what time, as long as you ask me out, I have time.

Xi Tang ignored him, and ran to send a message to Chi Hong, agreeing on a schedule for Sunday night.

Qinghan on the other side of the phone waited shyly for a long time, but still couldn't wait for a reply, her smile gradually disappeared, and finally called him crying, complaining that his provocative Chinese recordings didn't work at all! !

On Saturday, Xi Tang got up early.

I simply tidied myself up, changed into fairly formal clothes, then took out the red envelope I had prepared from the bedside cabinet, stuffed it into my pocket, and went out.

According to the address of the electronic invitation, he took a taxi and arrived.

After getting out of the car, Xi Tang became nervous before seeing the bridegroom officer.

All in all, since he graduated, he hasn't had much contact with his classmates, and the only one who has frequent and close contacts, Lei Chi, can't come today because of something.

Besides Yu Yan and groom official Xiaopang, he didn't know who was there.

...There shouldn't be anyone more embarrassing than Yu Yan, right?

Xi Tang desperately recalled Xiaopang's interpersonal network when he was in school, thought for a while, and made sure that there would be no embarrassing people to meet, then took a deep breath, smiled and walked into the hotel.

In the lobby on the first floor of the hotel, there is a huge X display rack with wedding photos of Xiaopang and his wife on it.

Xi Tang quickly glanced at the photo, and after confirming that he was in the right place, he went to the elevator room and waited for the elevator to go upstairs.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Xi Tang took out his phone and took a look, only to find that Qing Han had sent him a WeChat message a few minutes ago.

I clicked in and saw that it was a selfie of him with a puffy face, with the words below: It's another day when I don't see Tang Tang, so angry!

Xi Tang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and felt that he was very childish.

After a few seconds, the phone vibrated again, and the same selfie was sent over, with the following text changed: Tang Tang ignores me, the baby has a little mood!

Xi Tang had no choice but to send him a voice message directly: "Are you naive or not?"

Soon, the phone vibrated again, this time with a new picture, Qinghan stretched her hands, making a sunflower shape, with a bright smile on her face, the following caption: Tang Tang cares about me!open star!

Xi Tang complained about his childishness a hundred times, but in his heart he felt that this guy was childish and cute.

As soon as this thought occurred to Xi Tang, he received a voice message from the other party.

Qinghan: "I'm shooting in the studio, do you want to come over and play?"

Xi Tang said: "I'm attending a wedding."

Qinghan felt a little regretful: "Oh...is your classmate getting married?"

Xi Tang said: "Yes."

Qinghan: "Is the bride pretty?"

Xi Tang recalled Xiaopang's wedding photos, and said, "It's pretty."

Qinghan asked: "Are you as beautiful as me?"

Xi Tang raised his eyebrows and said deliberately: "If you put on a wedding dress, you might really be able to compare with her, so do you want to wear it?"

Qinghan asked: "Do you want to see it? If you want to see it, I will wear it, and I will only wear it for you alone."

Xi Tang imagined Qing Han's face matching the wedding dress.

Emmmmm...

"Let's not read it..."

While talking, the elevator has arrived.

Xi Tang put away the phone for now, and stepped up.As soon as he pressed the floor button, he heard someone calling him, and when he looked up, he saw Yu Yan.

The opponent may have just ran past, and is still panting slightly at this time.

Xi Tang secretly twitched the corner of his mouth, took a step back, and the other party walked up naturally.

The elevator doors closed and slowly rose.

In the small space, there was an awkward atmosphere.

After a while, Yu Yan asked: "Why didn't you reply when I sent you a WeChat message?"

Xi Tang rubbed his nose guilty, "I've been too busy recently, so I haven't paid much attention to WeChat."

Yu Yan said: "I told you the other day that I wanted to talk to you but you didn't answer, and later I called you and you didn't answer, and then the phone simply couldn't get through. Little Tang, you didn't mean to block me right?"

Xi Tang didn't speak.

But he didn't need to answer, Yu Yan already knew the answer.

He said: "You made trouble with Langya two days ago, I have been very worried about you, and I have been unable to get through to you, but I am so anxious."

Xi Tang said lightly, "Thank you."

Yu Yan sighed, "Little Tang, can you stop talking to me in such an unfamiliar tone? We are classmates after all, and we are best friends in the past. If you are like this, I will look very ugly when I meet my classmates. "

Xi Tang smiled, "It's normal for old classmates to become distant after seeing each other for a long time."

Yu Yan pinched the bridge of his nose, and said softly, "Xi Tang, I beg you."

Xi Tang looked at him and said, "If you can really treat me as a normal friend, then I can barely treat you as a friend."

Yu Yan frowned, and approached Xi Tang unconsciously, "Xiao Tang, I don't understand, why did we suddenly become like this? We used to be so good, so close, eating together every day, going to school together, and attending school together. School activities, even going back to the dormitory to sleep together..."

Xi Tang interrupted him impatiently, "Enough."

He raised his head, looked directly into Yu Yan's eyes, and said word by word: "We used to be very good, but now it's not the same, and you don't have to keep playing the friendship card for me. The friendship between us has been around for a few years. It was destroyed by your own hands years ago."

Yu Yan didn't seem to understand, but after thinking about it, he found it incredible: "...was destroyed by me? Xi Tang, don't you think that you will hate me just because I rejected you? Are you so narrow-minded? , Hold grudges against me for this trivial matter until now? Xi Tang, feelings cannot be forced. When you confessed your love to me, I was not ready to be with you, but now, I have..."

"That's right." Xi Tang smiled, "Emotions can't be forced, I will return this sentence to you now. In addition, I am not referring to the matter of being rejected by you, but you and someone on the phone later. I won’t tell you what it is exactly, but if you really have nothing to do, you can sit down and recall it.”

While talking and playing, the elevator dinged.

Xi Tang didn't look at him again, just bypassed him and left.

Outside the wedding banquet hall, Xi Tang quickly recognized Fatty in the crowd.

I haven't seen him for a few years, but Xiaopang's general appearance has not changed, but he is much more mature than before.

Seeing that Xiaopang is busy dealing with the guests at this time, he will be unable to get away for a while, so he went to the sign-in counter to sign in, and paid the share money by the way. a group of people.

Xi Tang smiled wryly, and was hesitating whether to go straight into the wedding banquet hall without saying hello, when he was suddenly slapped.

Turning around, Xi Tang found that the person standing behind him was Ren Qiu, the monitor of their class.

When Ren Qiu saw Xi Tang, he was surprised with joy, "Oh! I never thought he could really invite you here!"

He laughed and punched Xi Tang on the shoulder, and dragged him to look for Xiaopang.

"Fatty, look who's coming."

Xiaopang was talking to the guests, when he heard Ren Qiu's words, he looked up, his face immediately beamed with joy.

He said a few more words to the guests, beckoned his friends to come and lead them into the hall, then hurried over and gave Xi Tang a hammer on the shoulder.

"What's the matter, you, you have disappeared from the world since you graduated, and you haven't told us about your contact information, but let us find it easily."

Xi Tang explained: "I lost my mobile phone once before, and the number was frozen for a period of time. After I found it again, the phone inside was gone."

Ren Qiu interjected with a smile: "It's okay if you lose the phone, let's keep it, as long as you don't lose your relationship."

Everyone hahaha.

Seeing a few more people coming in at the door, Ren Qiu said to Xiaopang: "Come on, you have too many guests, go take care of them first, I'll bring Xi Tang in first, and we'll chat at the wine table later."

Xiaopang made a bow to express his thanks, and turned to do his own work.

Ren Qiu took Xi Tang into the banquet hall, and said to him as he walked: "There are two tables for our college classmates, one table is with a companion, and the other table is single, you... didn't bring your companion here Ah, are you still single?"

Xi Tang said: "I am myself."

Ren Qiu sighed, "You and Yu Yan... well, I don't know what to say."

At the beginning, Xi Tang and Yu Yan confessed their love to each other, but at the end of the quarrel, almost the whole class knew about it.

Fortunately, Xi Tang has a good personality, good popularity, and everyone's acceptance is high. I was surprised that Xi Tang likes men for a few days before accepting it.

But if they accept it, many people still feel pity for Xi Tang, thinking that he is not bad looking, and that he is in good condition in all aspects. If he can find a girl to live with, his life will be happy and perfect.

But now he wants to take this road. Not to mention the hardships and obstacles ahead, the key point is that there are not many people in their circle who really live their lives in a down-to-earth manner. They are more just for dating, chatting, and relieving loneliness. Let go of desire.

If Xi Tang finds such a person by his side, as friends, they will all look down on him, and they are not worth it for him.

But Yu Yan is different.At any rate, he was a classmate with them before. Although this person is not good and outrageous, everyone has seen the care he took for Xi Tang before.

So when I was in school, not only Xi Tang, but also other people thought that Yu Yan must have some interest in Xi Tang, otherwise it would be unreasonable to treat him too much.

But to everyone's surprise, Xi Tang's confession to him was actually rejected by Yu Yan.

Afterwards, a few people who had a good relationship with them talked to Yu Yan in private. Yu Yan only said that he was not ready, but he didn't show that he didn't like Xi Tang at all.

Ren Qiu was one of the "peacemakers" who went to ask Yu Yan back then. At that time, he thought that these two people just didn't have a fate now, and they would definitely be together in the future.

Now it seems...

He sighed again, and said: "There were a few times before at class reunions, Yu Yan always mentioned you. He always said you were cute and likable, and he got drunk several times saying your name."

Xi Tang: "..."

Ren Qiu glanced at him and said: "I asked him later, he still thought of you in his heart, and said that he has always liked you, but it was a bit sudden to be confessed by you, and he hadn't worked during that time, and he was worried that he would be hurt in the future. I can't live the life you want, so I reject you."

Xi Tang smiled lightly, "At that time, I was not sensible, and I confessed as soon as my head got hot. Maybe I didn't even know what liking was at that time."

Ren Qiu heard something wrong with his meaning, and asked, "What do you mean? You mean you don't like Yu Yan?"

"At that time, it didn't matter whether I liked him or not. The important thing is that I don't even have the slightest feeling for him now, so," he paused, looked at him and said, "you don't have to try your best to help him." He's a lobbyist."

Ren Qiu was exposed mercilessly by Xi Tang, touched his nose in embarrassment, and immediately changed the subject: "Today is Xiaopang's big day, let's not talk about anything else, the most important thing is to be happy."

After speaking, he took Xi Tang to the table of the boy's college classmates, greeted people he knew, and introduced people he didn't know.

Before the wedding started, the students at the two tables got together to chat, some talked about wives and children, some talked about politics and economy, Xi Tang listened to it a few times, but found that he couldn’t put his mouth in, so he nestled in an inconspicuous place to play cell phone.

Taking out his phone, he found that Qinghan had already sent him a lot of messages.

He read the information one by one, and a smile appeared on his face unconsciously.

The latest message Qing Han sent was asking where his wedding address was.

Hanhan Feed you: Give me a position, I will go and play with you when I finish my work here.

Xi Tang was a little annoyed by Yu Yan and Ren Qiu's continuous bombing just now, so after Qing Han asked his address, he hesitated and told him.

Tang Tang can still be eaten: [positioning]

Tang Tang can still be eaten: But there seems to be nothing to do around here...

Hanhan feed you: I see that there seems to be a shopping mall nearby, why don't we just go there for a stroll, as I also want to buy two clothes.

Xi Tang sent him an OK expression.

At this time, Yu Yan walked in surrounded by several people.

Xi Tang looked up, and happened to meet Yu Yan's eyes.

Beside Yu Yan, Ren Qiu approached him and whispered something in his ear, Yu Yan nodded, then Ren Qiu returned to his table, and Yu Yan continued to sit at Xi Tang's table.

What is rare is that this time, Yu Yan did not take the initiative to answer Xi Tang, and only sat in a few seats away from Xi Tang.

They were like two strangers, neither knew the other nor saw the other.

After a while, the seats gradually filled up, and the wedding master of ceremonies strode in and tried the microphone with the person in charge of the sound system.

At [-]:[-], the wedding officially began.

Xiaopang's wedding process was simple, but in just 10 minutes, the first half of the ceremony was over.

While he and the bride were changing their dresses, the waiter began to serve the guests one after another.

People at each table also started to stand up and greet everyone to eat and drink.

"Well, I'll just have a drink, and I have to drive later."

Some people tried to hide alcohol in the name of driving, but unfortunately they couldn't hide.

"Little Fatty is getting married, what drink!" The person next to him snatched the drink away and handed it to the passing waiter.

The person whose drink was robbed just now wanted to ask the waiter to get the drink back, but unfortunately they were all blocked.

He said helplessly, "Oh, I really have to drive!"

The person blocking him pushed him back to his seat, took out his phone and shook it in front of his eyes, "Brother will call you a driver when I leave in a while."

After finishing speaking, he looked at the other students, "Today we agreed, no drinks are allowed, we haven't seen each other for such a long time, why should we have a few drinks together, besides, we have to feed the fat together later!"

The others decided that they would be dead if they didn't drink the wine today, so they didn't have any objections, they turned the tables around and filled up the wine.

When he arrived at Xi Tang's place, he was wondering if he would find a chance to pour some on the ground while everyone was not paying attention, when Yu Yan suddenly said, "I'll pour Xiao Tang's cup."

Someone handed the wine bottle to Yu Yan, Yu Yan took it steadily, and slowly poured the wine into the glass.

When the cup was poured to two-thirds, he stopped and said, "Xiao Tang can't hold alcohol, let him drink less, and I'll help him drink the rest."

The onlookers whistled and applauded.

Xi Tang glanced at him, but Yu Yan didn't look in his direction.

Xi Tang frowned slightly, but soon recovered, drinking and chatting with everyone.

After drinking for three rounds, the atmosphere gradually warmed up.

Someone asked Xi Tang: "What work are you doing now?"

Xi Tang was afraid that some people would not be able to accept the work of webcasting, so he said vaguely: "The kind of interaction with people on a website."

The other party thought for a while and asked, "Multimedia?"

Xi Tang said: "...about the same."

Someone overheard the conversation between the two of them, interrupted | and said: "What multimedia, he is an internet anchor, especially the popular one!"

The "multimedia" just now was stunned when he heard the words: "Oh oh oh! Are you an Internet celebrity? It's amazing!"

He asked again: "Which Internet celebrity is it? It seems that the more popular ones are playing games or singing live, right?"

Xi Tang just wanted to open his mouth, but was robbed of his lines: "He is a gourmet anchor! It is cooking and eating live. Go out every day for a meal, or buy some ingredients for lunch. The daily income can be tens of thousands!"

The "multimedia" brother looked envious: "Wow! How awesome! Xi Tang, look at me, what do you think I can broadcast live?"

Xi Tang rubbed his nose, and was robbed for the third time: "You? Hurry up! No company dares to sign you when you go live, okay? What are you doing?"

Brother "Multimedia" puffed up his chest and was very dissatisfied: "I, can drink! I can go live and drink!"

The interjecting brother sneered: "Yeah, it's a gimmick to drink a glass of live broadcast."

Brother "Multimedia" grinned his teeth and really wanted to fight with Brother Chipper, but Brother Chipper had already shifted his gaze to Xi Tang and asked him, "I remember you were in Langya before?"

Xi Tang said: "Yes."

The brother interjected: "I heard that the reputation of Langya is not very good, but the signer does have a way. Hey, you are a bit famous now, why didn't you consider changing jobs and changing places? Sooner or later you will be cheated in Langya."

Xi Tang smiled and said, "I have already terminated the contract with Langya."

The interjecting brother opened his eyes wide, "When did it happen? I'm too busy these days, so I don't pay much attention to the news on the Internet."

Xi Tang said: "Just two days ago, the contract was just terminated."

The brother interjected with a "tsk", "I'm only on a business trip for a week, it seems like a billion dollars wrong. Seeing that you terminated the contract, it seems that Langya is really tricky."

Xi Tang neither agreed nor denied.

The brother interrupted and said: "Then do you have any plans for the next step? By the way, Brother Yan is also working on the live broadcast platform now, I remember, don't you consider him to try? I heard from the gossip that Brother Yan seems to want to The food section has been opened."

As he spoke, he called out: "Brother Yan."

Yu Yan looked over.

The interjecting brother waved to him: "Come here, chat."

Yu Yan looked at Xi Tang subconsciously, "Someone might not like me going over."

Brother Chiu looked over and said, "They're all from the same class, what's the matter, come and chat."

Yu Yan thought about it, but moved over.

Interrupted, brother poured wine into Yu Yan's cup, and ordered some into Xi Tang's cup, and said, "Brother Yan is rolling now, right?"

Yu Yan's occupation is not a secret in the class, his WeChat ID has exposed everything.

Brother interjected to toast, touched the two of them separately, took a sip of wine and said, "I heard from the gossip that your platform is going to be revised. It is said that a food section will be added. Is it true or not?"

Yu Yan raised his eyebrows, "How did you know such secret news?"

The interjecting brother smiled mysteriously, "I have my own gossip channel, so you don't have to ask."

After finishing speaking, he nodded at Xi Tang, and said: "Our big anchor and big internet celebrity just terminated the contract with Langya, why don't you hurry up and send someone to your place?"

Yu Yan said: "I think so too. I had a fight with the boss because of him, and despite everyone's obstruction, I forced the technical department to add a food section, but I didn't expect that before my section was launched, he turned his face and said Went to sign for fun."

He put the wine glass in front of Brother Interrupting, "If you can persuade Xi Tang to sign a contract with me today, I will drink as much of this wine as you want me to drink."

The interjecting brother looked at the wine glass and kept shaking his head, "I really want to watch you drink, but I can't do this job! But Xi Tang, why did you sign up for a big company? The main anchors are all fixed. Even if you bring your own traffic, you can only maintain the status quo. They will not give you too much exposure. Even if they do, do you think those pillars will be happy? No It would be strange to hack you to death."

"In contrast, I really think you can consider Brother Yan. The company is well-known and is going uphill. The candidates for the pillars are not yet saturated, and the newly opened food section can be said to be tailor-made for you. If you don't go now , I will definitely regret it in the future."

When Xi Tang heard this, he knew it. The co-author was also an extra actor hired by Yu Yan to help him act here.

It's just that the acting skills are too embarrassing, and the performance is a bit too exaggerated.

This point is really far from Qinghan's drama star.

But since they love to act, I don't want to give face and refuse to cooperate.

Thinking of this, Xi Tang brewed his emotions a little bit, and made a confused expression, "I wanted to leave Spike before, but I didn't expect the problem of his anchor's saturation. Now that you said it like this, it seems that this is really the case." It’s true, but it’s a pity that I have already signed a contract with Douwan, even if I change my mind temporarily, I can’t go anywhere else if I want to.”

The interjection brother heard the words and Yu Yan met each other's eyes, and immediately said: "It's not difficult, I remember that there is a three to five-day break-up period before the contract takes effect, and you don't need to pay liquidated damages if you break the contract during this period." Yes, if you just signed the contract, you shouldn’t have expired the break-the-contract period, right? Besides, even if the deadline has expired, it’s fine if you just terminate the contract. Don’t worry, you and the playful breach-of-contract brother Jin Yan will pay you!”

Xi Tang looked at Brother Jihua and then at Yu Yan, and asked uncertainly, "Really?"

The interjecting brother clicked his tongue: "What's the matter, you still don't believe Brother Yan?"

He patted Yu Yan casually, and spread his hands towards him, "Come on, take out your card, now pay the money and take him away immediately, and you said the wine yourself, don't let it go. Of course, they are all brothers, I don’t make it difficult for you, Wuliangye, ten cups full, no dripping, no spilling, even if you pass the test, how about it?”

Yu Yan glanced at the wine glass, then at Xi Tang: "Are you really willing to sign with me? Didn't you lie to me?"

Xi Tang pushed the wine glass forward, "What do you guess?"

Yu Yan slowly raised his wine glass, sniffed it close to his nose, "I think no matter what, today's drink probably won't be avoided, but I really want to hear your sincere words."

Xi Tang said: "Then you drink first, and I'll tell you when you're done."

Yu Yan resigned to his fate, picked up the wine glass and drank it in one gulp.

Brother Chihua had already picked up the wine bottle and immediately helped him fill the second glass.

Yu Yan's face remained unchanged, and he drank the second cup like drinking water.

Immediately after the third cup, the fourth cup.

When the fifth cup was exhausted, Xi Tang said, "Wait a minute."

The interjection brother protested: "No, you can't open the back door for those who agree to ten cups."

Xi Tang said: "I didn't say not to let him drink, I just wanted to say something while he was still sober."

He stood up, looked directly at Yu Yan, and slightly raised the corner of his mouth, "What I want to say is contained in these five glasses of wine. Think about it slowly."

After speaking, he picked up his wine glass, drank up the liquid in it, put down the glass, and walked away.

At the entrance of the hotel, he left a message to the front desk to say hello to Xiaopang, and he had to take a step ahead.

Then he dialed Qinghan's phone, endured the burning sensation of liquor passing through his throat, and asked weakly: "Now... can you come and pick me up?"

The author has something to say: I accidentally fell asleep in the middle of writing yesterday, so I wrote a little more today to make up for yesterday's word count _(:з」∠)_

Pierce, the title of today’s chapter is a dish that we ordered at a party yesterday that we didn’t eat. Yesterday, a little brother was so poisonous. He ordered seven dishes and none of them. The hit rate was so high that he could buy a lottery ticket. Already planning to change the remark to call him Brother Xuanxue.Then Brother Xuanxue did another feat in the secret room yesterday, I will tell you about it tomorrow.