What should I do if there are always black fans robbing my sofa?

Xi Tang looked at his fingers with only one small mouth, and raised his eyebrows: "...Are you sure?"

Qinghan nodded, her attitude was extremely sincere, "I'm sure and sure."

Xi Tang said: "For you to be so pitiful, that's fine."

Qinghan didn't expect that he would really agree, and immediately danced excitedly.

During the meal, Lei Chi observed the two of them secretly, and always felt that there seemed to be something wrong with them, as if there was some subtle aura mixed with each other, but when he looked closely, he felt that there was no such thing.

After eating, Xi Tang cleaned up the dishes and wanted to wash the dishes, Qing Han hurriedly came over and said: "You cook so hard, let me do it."

Xi Tang glanced at him: "Did you forget that your hands can't touch the water?"

Qinghan raised his injured hand, raised the finger, and said, "This way, the wound won't get wet!"

Xi Tang said: "Let me do it, I don't worry about you brushing."

Seeing the two scrambling back and forth, Lei Chi couldn't sit still more and more, "Come on, both of you go and rest, I'll do the dishes!"

After finishing speaking, he rolled up his arms and sleeves and started to clean up the dirty bowl.

Xi Tang was afraid that he would smash the bowl clean for himself, so he tried to stop him, but Qing Han stepped forward and said, "Then I'll leave it to you."

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and looked at Xi Tang expectantly: "Let's go take a bath!"

Before the bath water boiled, Xi Tang went into the bathroom, plugged in the water heater, and said, "It takes at least half an hour for the water to heat up, and besides, you can't take a bath immediately after eating, it's common sense!"

Qinghan said: "Yes, yes, why don't we go back to the room first, and you can tell me some cooking tips?"

Xi Tang said: "Alright."

Qinghan thought about it: "Or you can start a live broadcast by the way. It seems that you haven't started the broadcast in the past two days. I see that many fans on Weibo are calling for you."

Xi Tang also read the fans' comments on Weibo, and most of them were calling and asking when they will be live-streaming with Hanxiao Banbudianda.

Obviously he is his fan, but he asked others under his Weibo, Xi Tang felt a little sad, feeling that he was going to pass before he was popular.

But live broadcasting with Qinghan can indeed attract a wave of fans.The number of fans on his Weibo is growing at a rate visible to the naked eye every day, and most of them are fans from Qinghan.

Xi Tang felt that he was not at a disadvantage, so he agreed to start the broadcast with him.

After posting the launch notice on Weibo, the two set up their phones and sat aside to wait for the time.

Xi Tang habitually opened Weibo to review comments, scrolled down, but did not find "I am not a black fan", and then thought that the black fan himself was sitting next to him at this moment.

He subconsciously glanced to the side, but happened to collide with Qinghan's gaze.

With just one glance, Qinghan seemed to suddenly understand the meaning in his eyes, smiled and clicked on Weibo to post a comment.

The sofa had already been taken away by someone, but he was not afraid.

After leaving a comment in the comment area, "Love me and push me away", Qinghan began to use his thousands of trumpets, and successfully helped himself sit on the throne of popular reviews.

This was also the first time that Xi Tang saw the operation of the "Water Army" with his own eyes, and he had to admit that it was indeed very spectacular.

After watching Shui Junhan's coquettish operation, it's time for the live broadcast.

So Xi Tang set up his phone, clicked on the live broadcast assistant, and began to greet everyone.

"Good evening, everyone, old and young. I am Gongsun Zhongli. Today I bring you a special guest. Let this guest introduce himself first."

After finishing speaking, Xi Tang moved to the side and turned the phone screen towards Qing Han.

"Hello everyone, I'm Hanxiao, but today I'm just a super fan of Gongsun Zhongli, and I'm responsible for calling him. Don't be jealous of me!" After speaking, he pretended to be shy. Face.

As soon as he covered his face, the fans immediately saw his hand wrapped in paper with sharp eyes, and sent barrage questions one after another.

Qinghan said: "This one was accidentally cut while cooking. It was very painful at first! But now it has been wrapped up by Gongsun Zhongli very thoughtfully."

While talking, he stretched his hand forward and brought it closer to the camera so that everyone could take a closer look, "I'll show you my dressing skills, isn't it very delicate! If I say yes, I'll draw a lottery tonight and give you snacks."

The barrage was instantly filled with "Yes, yes, you are what you say." "You are so good-looking, you can say anything." "Lili is so caring!" "There is always a rival in love with me for the male god_(:з"∠)_ "Swipe the screen.

As soon as it came up, the live broadcast was taken out of rhythm, Xi Tang gave Qing Han a resentful look, trying to bring the topic back.

"Today's live broadcast is a bit late, and the meal has already been eaten, so I decided to hold a cooking class for everyone today. After a while, I will randomly select five people from the barrage and ask them to order. I will be responsible for telling everyone about each dish. How to cook the dishes, and what are the tricks in making them."

As he spoke, he glanced at Qing Han and asked, "Can you draw?"

Qinghan smiled mysteriously: "Of course! I'm a well-known soul painter in cosplay circles!"

Generally, those who are given the name of "soul painters" will have a very magical style of painting, Xi Tang said: "Alright, when I show you how to cook, you can help us draw pictures."

After the decision was made, Xi Tang selected five fans in the comment area, "Okay, everyone can start ordering now, this little underpants named Gongsun Zhongli... Uh, how did I remember that you were not named just now?? Okay Come on, little pants are little pants, what do you want to order?"

Gongsun Zhongli's underpants: I want to order a stew 2333

Xi Tang said: "Yes, do you have the name of the dish? Or you can talk about the main ingredients you want to add to the dish."

Gongsun Zhongli’s underpants: The name of the dish is [Roommate Stewed in Iron Pot], main ingredient: handsome roommate (it’s just a big smile, hhh), ingredients: I hope you can add a little Gongsun Zhongli to it!Other seasonings are optional, I am not picky eater, I can eat anything [funny]

With a very serious and responsible attitude, Xi Tang wanted to give everyone a cooking class and teach everyone how to make some simple home-cooked dishes, but he didn't expect that the style of painting would be off the mark as soon as he came up.

He couldn't laugh or cry: "Are you serious?!"

Gongsun Zhongli's underpants: very serious [look at my innocent little eyes]

Xi Tang said: "Okay, this dish sounds easy, but it takes a lot of effort to actually make it. First of all, the raw materials are not easy to get. Even if they are available, the quantity is limited. Basically, you can only cook it once. , I’m afraid you won’t be able to find the ingredients to make this dish after one time, but if you can clone, it’s another matter. In terms of production, it’s no different from stews in the traditional sense. The main ingredients are washed and peeled Clean, sit in the pot, put the ingredients in the water and stew it for a few days, but I have to ask in advance, this little underpants, do you have a heavy mouth? People with heavy mouth and people with light mouth do the same thing. Not the same."

Gongsun Zhongli's underpants: heavy!My mouth is very heavy!

Xi Tang smiled and said: "I see, those who dare to eat this dish usually have a strong taste, so before making this dish, we can marinate the ingredients first, the specific operation is to use chili and vinegar , soy sauce, honey, etc., pour some seasonings into the bathtub, and then stuff Han Xiao into it, soaking it for more than ten days is almost enough, but there is one thing that needs special attention during the pickling process, you have to always Beware of him stealing all those seasonings, otherwise the marinating time has not yet arrived, and the dish will not be ready before the seasoning is gone!"

After finishing the serious nonsense, Xi Tang turned his head to look to the side, and asked, "Han Xiao Da, have you finished drawing the accompanying picture?"

"It's over, it's over, it's over!" Qinghan hurriedly drew several more strokes, and turned over the notebook to show everyone.

It is a small multi-frame cartoon in the style of stick figures. It is really drawn one by one according to the steps of Xi Tang's nonsense. Although it is only a stick figure, it is very cute.

Xi Tang was a little surprised: "I didn't expect the painting to be so good. I originally wanted to use it as a prize in the lottery, but I changed my mind temporarily. I will draw a snack in the evening, so I will black-box this painting. Okay, let's invite the second little one." Cute to order."

From the first fan onwards, the names of the dishes that everyone ordered were all very weird, basically those who could take advantage of it would take advantage of it, and those who could molest them could just molest them.

These two people didn't show any weakness, and they made everyone very happy with their serious nonsense skills.

After all five fans finished ordering, Xi Tang felt that his brain was not enough, so he prepared to download it on the grounds that "it's too late and it's time for a beauty sleep".

The fans bit their handkerchiefs reluctantly, saying goodbye to the host, and asking the next live broadcast time in the comment area.

"Tomorrow...at six o'clock in the evening." Xi Tang thought for a while, anyway, he has to cook tomorrow, so he can just pull Qing Han to show off his face and increase his popularity, "Your Han Xiaoda is there, so those who like him remember to pay attention Click on the anchor, follow the one next to the profile photo in the upper left corner, click on it, and you can see Han Xiaoda tomorrow."

The new fans generously contributed their attention while hahaha.

There are also old fans who deliberately unfollow and re-follow in order to make Xi Tang read the name of the new follower again.

After a noisy toss for a long time, Xi Tang was finally able to download the broadcast.

With a long sigh of exhaustion, he sighed in his heart, since the live broadcast with Qinghan, the fans in his live broadcast room seemed to suddenly become fanatical.Once those fluffy little sheep fans, when they saw Qinghan, they all turned into big bad wolves, and every day they made different tricks to tease him.If this continued, he might not be able to hold these annoying little fairies anymore.

But if you can't hold it, you can't hold it. Xi Tang has to admit that the two live broadcasts with Qinghan and him have indeed increased the number of fans' attention a lot.

He couldn't help complaining in his heart, this evil face-seeking society!

Putting away the phone, Xi Tang stood up and stretched comfortably, then turned his head, only to see Qing Han's big eyes staring straight at him.

Xi Tang froze, subconsciously took a step back: "...What are you doing?"

The latter followed suit, with an expectant and shy expression on his face: "Suddenly I feel that 'stewing my roommate in an iron pot' is more cost-effective than helping me take a bath, why don't we try stewing it tonight?"

The author has something to say: iron pot mandarin duck bath√

I just locked the word count, and I can’t get out without unlocking it. Seeing the time, I wanted to type dozens of words randomly to unlock it first, but the system decided that I was using my face to roll the keyboard because I typed too fast. Not only did the word count not decrease, but I added 200 more Too many words, it hurts... so today is even later