What should I do if there are always black fans robbing my sofa?

After staring at the white body in front of him for a few seconds, Xi Tang calmly looked away.

But when he looked at the barrage again, he found that the screen had been swiped again.

"Damn it, I just saw a beautiful body!"

"Although it's just a flash, I can be sure that my roommate brother is very handsome!"

"Wait... My roommate looks familiar... I'm going to check the guest list for this comic exhibition."

"There's no need to look upstairs, I'll tell you responsibly, that's half-step crazy with a smile."

"Woc?! Han laughed half-step crazy! Is that the coser? It is said that the photos are very prolific and the photos are all high-P man!"

"Unexpectedly, Xiao Lili and Han Xiaoda are in the same room~"

"I heard that Han Xiao is half-step crazy and is currently single... Zhong Xiaoli, come on!"

"Wait! What happened to your nose, anchor?"

"Mom! Zhong Lili, you, you, you, you have a nosebleed!"

"Anchor, hurry up and fix your nose QAQ looks a little scary..."

"Hey... this is the trouble of sharing a room with a handsome guy..."

Xi Tang glanced quickly at the barrage, and didn't realize that his nose was bleeding at all. He didn't subconsciously touch his nose until he saw someone talking about it.

... a red hand.

Qing Han, who just came out of the bathroom, was also a little flustered when he saw this.

"Fuck you, you, bleeding!"

After an exclamation, he immediately reacted, and then rushed up, dragged Xi Tang out of bed and ran to the bathroom.

Xi Tang raised his head, covered his nose with one hand, and was dragged by Qing Han with the other, before he could put on his shoes, he was dragged into the bathroom.

Pushing Xi Tang to the sink, Qing Han turned on the faucet and gently pressed his head, "Wash first."

Xi Tang rinsed off the blood stains on his hands with cold water, and then washed the blood on his face.

After washing everything, he turned off the faucet, straightened his waist, and let out a deep breath.

"No, I have to rush for a while."

Qinghan frowned, pressed his head down again, turned on the faucet with the other hand, and simply picked up the water with his hand to help him rinse.

After washing his nose, he also patted his forehead with cold water, "When I was a child, I had a nosebleed, and my mother always patted it for me like this."

Xi Tang: "..." So this is taking advantage of him.

After washing for several minutes, Qinghan finally let him go.

"Wait a minute, I'll get the towel."

After finishing speaking, he ran out, and ran back after a few seconds.

"This towel is my spare and it's new."

Xi Tang glanced at his towel and said, "...don't bother, I can just use a paper towel."

Qinghan insisted: "The tissue is too rough, you are so tender, what if you get scratched!"

Xi Tang: "..." He wasn't made of tofu, his head was scratched!

Qinghan said: "Just use this one, I really haven't used it, it's still new!"

Xi Tang took it helplessly: "...Thank you, then I will send you a new one next time."

Seeing him accepting her own towel, Qinghan expressed her joy beyond words, and said without thinking, "I don't need new ones, I like your used ones!"

Xi Tang: "..." Abnormal!

After saying that, Qinghan suddenly realized, "I mean, thank you, oh no, you don't have to be so polite, it's just a matter of little effort."

After wiping his face clean, Xi Tang's blood still hasn't stopped.Qing Han immediately stomped out again, and came back with a pack of tissues.

"Use this to block it for a while. The paper I bought is softer, so it will be easier to use."

Xi Tang: "...Thank you."

After everything was packed, the two returned to the bedroom one after the other.

The incident happened suddenly just now, and the live broadcast didn't stop, it just kept playing.

After Xi Tang came back, the first thing he did was to apologize to the fans in the live broadcast room.

"Sorry everyone, it's an emergency."

Fans have expressed their understanding.

Xi Tang sighed, looked at himself with a blocked nose on the screen, and said: "It's really strange, I haven't had a nosebleed for more than 20 years, I didn't expect to have a nosebleed suddenly today, it must be your fault."

On the bullet screen——

"23333, we won't blame you!"

"It's obviously my roommate's fault!"

"Judging from Zhong Lili's performance, I believe that those photos of Han laughing half-step crazy are not high-profile, otherwise you wouldn't bleed as soon as you see him hahh"

"Brother upstairs has the truth."

"From a medical point of view, a large part of the reason for nosebleeds is because you haven't had intercourse for too long, so when are you going to broadcast live with your roommate? [Funny]"

After this barrage, the fans were brought into the rhythm, almost everyone was swiping the screen of "Sleeping Roommate Live", which made Xi Tang slightly annoyed.

Seeing that the scene was going to be out of control, Qing Han was already fully dressed at some point and stood behind him.

"Emmm... It's still a bit early for sleeping or something, besides, Zhong Xiaoli is a gourmet anchor, isn't it ruining his job if you let him live broadcast live to sleep! How about this, let's change the live broadcast content that is more suitable for the theme, so that His roommate, let me feed him snacks!"

After finishing speaking, before Xi Tang could react, Qing Han had already sat next to Xi Tang, and smiled brightly at the camera.

"You guys probably find it boring to simply feed snacks. In this way, let's play a game. I will cover Zhong Xiaoli's eyes in a while, and then you pick snacks. I will feed him. He must say exactly what he said after eating." The names and flavors of the snacks, if you make a mistake, punish me, as for the punishment, you can mention it, as long as it is not illegal, I will accept it all, how about it?"

The fans knew very well that the so-called sleeping roommates in the live broadcast was just a joke. On the contrary, Qinghan’s proposal allowed them to see some real and loving things, so the rhythmic people on the barrage disappeared, replaced by all agree.

Xi Tang breathed a sigh of relief quietly, while Qing Han rubbed his head comfortingly.

"Wait a minute, I'll go find a blindfolded prop."

After finishing speaking, Qing Han didn't even get out of the bed, she just took a long leg and jumped from Xi Tang's bed to her own.

When he came back, he already had a red tie in his hand.

The fans in the live broadcast room saw it and immediately became excited.

"Fuck! Red tie blindfolded or something, I suddenly feel a little lewd!"

"A good food anchor just got spoiled like this 2333"

"Report the sexy male anchor!"

"No! Don't! Don't stop!"

Xi Tang looked at the scattered snacks all over the bed, and at the tie in Qinghan's hand, suddenly felt that he had been tricked again.

The author has something to say: the king of routines.