Daoism catches ghosts [Rebirth]

"Hush," Zero quickly interrupted him, "He hasn't passed the novice trial period, so it's not certain whether he can stay in the future. The boss said, don't tell him the news on the 22nd, so as not to change things."

"That's it," Qi Wan said, rubbing his chin, "Well, I'm actually a little curious, they all look the same, number 22 is so healthy, why is number 38..."

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly heard the sound of opening the door behind him. Lin Danyang rubbed his eyes and came out of the bedroom with a blank face: "Who are you...?"

Then she saw Zero, and her puzzled expression instantly turned into surprise: "You weren't that day..."

Suddenly there was a strange light in Zero's eyes, she stared at Lin Danyang, her tone became a flat straight line, and she said word by word: "You haven't seen me tonight."

Lin Danyang immediately straightened his eyes, as if he had turned into a marionette, and repeated mechanically: "I...haven't seen you tonight."

"Go back to sleep."

"Go back... sleep..."

She turned around stiffly and walked towards the bedroom, Qiyiwan patted Ling on the shoulder: "You are very skilled in business, little sister, have you done a lot before?"

Ling rolled his eyes at him, and then slapped his chest in shock: "It's okay, it's okay, it's a disaster if the boss finds out, the house on the 38th is really a place of right and wrong."

Qiwan shrugged at her, sat down on the sofa in a daze, and took a bag of plums from the coffee table: "It seems that I'm going to sleep on the sofa tonight..."

Wei Zhi, who was separated by the door, was not in the mood to pay attention to these two people who spoke ill of him behind his back. He forked a piece of apple and sent it to Lin Xingzhou's mouth, but the other party obviously didn't cooperate, and he gritted his teeth tightly. He refused to open his mouth.

Wei Zhi tried again and again and still couldn't get the point, so he couldn't help but feel a little impatient, so he could barely speak softly: "Take a bite, be obedient, and you won't feel bad after eating."

Lin Xingzhou didn't fall asleep, and always felt that someone was harassing him, so he opened his eyelids a little annoyed: "I don't eat apples."

"It's 'medicine.'"

Lin Xingzhou didn't know whether he was confused or the other party had something wrong, so he pointed at the apple and said it was medicine, with a serious face.He didn't want to answer at all, he turned his face away, but the other party refused to let go, and handed the apple to his mouth again.

"If you don't like apples, you can use other ones," Wei Zhi said, "but you must eat one."

Lin Xingzhou lost his temper, so he had no choice but to put that annoying piece of apple into his mouth, and chewed it with his front teeth like a rabbit. He was about to go back to sleep, but the other party handed him a second piece.

After a battle of wits and courage, the two finally managed to feed most of it. Wei Zhi sighed softly, and put the rest on the bedside: "Eat when you want to eat, go to sleep."

So the moth finally folded its wings, and Lin Xingzhou was finally able to sleep peacefully. I don't know if the "medicine" really worked, or the body's self-regulation mechanism was trying to save him. He actually slept soundly all night, nothing messed up. Dream.

When he got up the next morning, his headache was gone, his body was not uncomfortable, and his cold was mostly healed.

There was still half a plate of apples on the bedside, and Lin Xingzhou was stunned when he saw it—the apples had been left overnight, but they didn't rust.

He looked at the "magic" apple in surprise, but didn't see why, and got up to wash his hands, always feeling as if he had forgotten something important.

Being sick seems to have given him a debuff of "100% mental decline". When he wiped his face in the mirror, he still couldn't remember what he had forgotten, so he took a comb and combed his hair. It doesn't matter if you don't comb it, a lot of hair will come down after combing it.

"...Damn." He couldn't help but swear, staring at the hair on the comb in grief, at the same time wondering in his heart, the hair loss came too suddenly, he just caught a cold, how did he wake up Everything has changed in the future?

Lin Xingzhou was very depressed, and even looked in the mirror and imagined what he would look like after he became bald, and put his hands together: "Amitabha, good, good."

Afterwards, he was covered in goosebumps by himself, grinned in disgust, and hurried out of the bathroom.

As soon as he went out, he heard the door opening from the entrance. He thought it was his sister, but the two walked in one after the other. Said: "Boss, let me tell you, you must put some fat in the meat, pure lean meat is not good, you listened to me right."

Lin Danyang came out of the bedroom when he heard the commotion, and came looking for food excitedly: "Is there any for me? Is there any for me?"

Then she saw Lin Xingzhou who was poking at the door of the toilet as a background board: "Huh? Bro, you woke up, do you feel better?"

Lin Xingzhou looked at this and that, and the CPU, which had not cooled down for a long time, was directly overloaded, and he froze in place.

Several bullet screens floated in front of his eyes——

Why is Wei Zhi here?

How did he get the keys to the house?

Who is that young man behind him?

How did Dan Yang get along with them?

What the hell happened yesterday?

He seems to have taken a day trip to the hospital, so who sent him there, and who sent him back?

Who was the one who fed him the apple last night?

Lin Xingzhou swallowed with difficulty, and carefully shifted his gaze to Wei Zhi. The "culprit" didn't change his face: "I bought you breakfast. Let's see what you want to eat. There is porridge."

Porridge……

When Lin Xingzhou heard this word, it seemed that he had been touched by a certain mechanism, and the memory flooded into his brain - it seemed that someone kindly boiled a pot of millet water for him last night, and he didn't take a sip, and finally spit it out...

"Since you don't think I cook porridge," Wei Zhi stabbed him in the heart without compassion, "then I bought you a cup of porridge, drink it."

Lin Xingzhou: "..."

He was almost choked to death by his own saliva, covered his mouth and coughed for a long time, looked at Wei Zhi in fear, and wondered why this person held grudges so much.

And the pot last night really can't be called "porridge".

He cleared his throat, and felt that none of the animals in front of him was anything to provoke, and finally turned his attention to Lin Danyang: "What's going on here?"

Lin Danyang was already eating a piece of meat in his mouth, and he said strangely: "Brother, are you really burnt out? He was the one who took you to the hospital yesterday. Lu Jie called."

Lin Xingzhou said in his heart that you might as well call Lu Jie, who has raised you for so many years and sold your elder brother in the blink of an eye, and then looked at the young man: "Then this is..."

"Let me introduce myself." This person seemed to be acquainted, "My name is Wan Xiaoqi, you can call me Qiwan, and I am a colleague. It is the first time we meet, please take care of me."

colleague……

At this time, Lin Danyang took another cup of black rice porridge from the table: "Then you talk, I'll go back to the room first."

After she left, Lin Xingzhou asked Qiwan, "Are you also a ghost hunter?"

Qiwan nodded: "Number 015, talent is..."

Before he finished speaking, Wei Zhi suddenly put his hand on his shoulder: "You don't need to use your talent now, shut up."

Seventy thousand: "..."

He smiled awkwardly and scratched his head helplessly: "Everyone doesn't seem to like the two new songs I chose, they are obviously very vivid-my talents are 'continuous healing' and 'continuous damage', giving the target vitality with singing, or Deprived of vitality, the two songs I choose now are "All Things Live" and "All Things Die"...they don't seem to like listening to them very much."

Lin Xingzhou almost spit out a mouthful of porridge, but Wei Zhi said, "Please remove the word 'tai'."

Qiwan shrugged indifferently, knocked someone's paw down, and forcibly explained: "And the vitality given by me can be passed on, for example, I sang to the apple yesterday, and you ate the apple, so you are alive and kicking again today." gone."

Lin Xingzhou suddenly realized - no wonder the apple hasn't rusted until now.

Then he reacted: "So you helped me? I said how could I recover so quickly, thank you."

Qiwan hurriedly pointed at Wei Zhi, and directed the "disaster" to the east: "It's all thanks to the boss, he called me here, you should thank him."

Lin Xingzhou glanced at someone and felt very embarrassed. He quickly ate two mouthfuls of breakfast, and after a while he said: "That... I don't want to thank you for your kindness."

Wei Zhi snorted in response, and said, "Remember to eat the remaining half of the apple."

Lin Xingzhou hesitantly agreed, not knowing what came to mind, and asked Qiwan, "No, since Ghost Hunting recruits once a year, then your number 15...how come you are only in your teens?"

"I have been working for more than 20 years, and of course I am much older than you think." Qiwan crossed his legs, "The reason why I keep my current appearance is just my personal preference. Anyway, strictly speaking, we ghost hunting You have already escaped reincarnation, and your lifespan is not restricted by the underworld. You can maintain your appearance at any age, depending on your mood."

He said without waiting for the other party to ask any more questions, and approached mysteriously: "I heard that your talent is the magic brush Ma Liang? Can you draw anything?"

"Ah..." Before Lin Xingzhou had time to digest what he said just now, he had to put it down for the time being, took a sip of the porridge and put the food in his mouth, "Yeah, what's the matter?"

"Then...can you draw weapons? Like those in the mall, guns, or something else?"

Lin Xingzhou thought about the things he used to deal with water ghosts, and glanced at Wei Zhi inexplicably: "Uh, yes."

"Really!" Qiwanyi slapped his thigh, "Then your talent is a panacea, you can draw anything... Doesn't it mean that if you are called to fight, it is equivalent to bringing a mobile equipment library? No Take up space and save money?"

Lin Xingzhou instantly grasped the point from his words: "Fight?"

Wei Zhi suddenly said "Mm", Qi Wan received his warning gaze, so he twisted his neck very stiffly, scratched his head, and whistled a series of whistles towards the ceiling.

Lin Xingzhou raised his eyebrows, thinking that there was something he couldn't listen to, but because of Lao Wei's lust, he didn't get anything out of Qiwan, so he could only keep the two of them for lunch as a landlord , In the afternoon, the two giant Buddhas were finally sent away.

As the two walked in the corridor, Qiwan seemed to want to have an in-depth exchange with his boss on some issues: "Actually, I think..."

Wei Zhi glanced at him coolly, and the latter immediately changed his words: "I think the weather is good today."

Lin Xingzhou was very tired, and spent the whole afternoon thinking about how to face Wei Zhi in the future. It seemed that in just one day, this person had fallen from the altar of "boss" and became an ordinary friend.

After thinking about it, he suddenly remembered the special mission with a difficulty of six stars, so he poked at the system spirit: "Your so-called 'strategy', how far do you want to conquer?"

Ling gave him the answer very happily: "The extent of going to bed."

Lin Xingzhou was choked to death by his own saliva, and said frightenedly: "Is he so lacking in love? He doesn't look like that kind of person."

"What are you thinking?" Ling said, "This task is tailor-made for the boss, and he is shielded from him, and he doesn't know about it."

Lin Xingzhou was silent for three seconds: "Does Wei Zhi know that you are so naughty?"

"We are also thinking about the great cause of the ghost birth of the boss," Ling's tone was actually very proud, "We were created by the boss, of course we must repay the favor. The boss has been single for more than 1000 years, and we are thinking about his future happiness. , it’s better to find someone to marry off as soon as possible.”

Lin Xingzhou really wanted to correct the wording of this self-feeling system, who would have thought that the other party would feel better about himself and said: "Since the ghost race cannot produce offspring, I think it would be good to find a man."

Lin Xingzhou: "..."

He managed to catch the breath that was stuck in his throat, and said dumbfoundingly: "Is it really okay for you to be like this? Do you know whether your boss's sexual orientation is male or female?"

"After our scientific and rigorous investigation, we can confirm that the boss's sexual orientation is all human beings."

Lin Xingzhou: "..."

Ling: "Also, we have conducted an in-depth investigation on all members of Ghost Hunting, and the research data shows that among the total 38 members of Ghost Hunting, there are only two female members, accounting for only 5% of the total, while male members account for 95%. 5%. Every year we will select 10-40 candidates, and let the boss draw one of them. Women account for about 36% of these candidates. In a total of 3 draws, the probability that the boss will draw a woman It’s only [-]%, and he didn’t show more attention to the only woman during the later novice benefits.”

"So I judge that the boss pays more attention to and is more willing to contact humans with the gender of 'male'. Although these data do not prove that his sexual orientation is indeed 'male', I think it is important for you Very informative."

Lin Xingzhou: "..."

He rubbed his forehead with a headache: "You guys really care about his personal problems..."

"Number 038," Ling said very seriously, "We have been tracking you for the past few months, and found that the boss has contacted you far more than other ghost hunters, and even made a decision to carry you to the hospital and personally Cooking porridge is unprecedented in the past. We will pay close attention to the follow-up progress. Judging from the current situation, I think you have a very high possibility of completing this extremely difficult task."

Lin Xingzhou covered his face in pain: "Ancestor, I beg you to stop talking, I really want to uninstall you from my phone now, do you know?"

"You can't get rid of it," Ling said frankly. "The ghost hunting system is everywhere. Unless you never use electronic devices from now on, you can get rid of us."

Lin Xingzhou: "..."

At the same time, on the ground floor separated by a floor, Zero's expression was wonderful: "Boss...I want to tell you something."

Wei Zhi closed his eyes and rested on the sofa, when he heard this, he opened his eyelids a little: "What's wrong again?"

"Subphone No. 38 seems to have a new bug. It seems to have said a lot of strange things to Mr. Lin... Look, do you want to repair the system?"

Wei Zhi: "..."

It always feels that everything related to the creature "Lin Xingzhou" is out of his control.

After listening to Ling's words, Lin Xingzhou felt exhausted physically and mentally. Although he did have some affection for the surnamed Wei in that regard, and was very grateful for his repeated help, once he really said these things and put them in the open On the surface, he didn't seem to know what to do.

I always feel that the ghost king who "does not eat fireworks in the world" is not something that mortals like them can control.

Lin Xingzhou lay on the bed tossing and turning, and fell asleep in the middle of the night. When he woke up the next morning, he found another bunch of hair on the pillow.

The cold came and went quickly, and Lin Xingzhou took another two days of cold medicine. He is still a good guy, but he doesn't know how to operate his hair. He can catch a big hair every day. But ten days and a half months passed, and nothing was missing.

Not only that, but when he looked in the mirror one day, he found that his hair had grown to the length of his ears. The [-] apple seemed to be something very magical.

So Lin Xingzhou came to a conclusion - hair falls out fast, but it grows faster than it falls out.

Now he was completely relieved, he didn't have to worry about becoming bald anymore, but it was troublesome to clean his hair every day, and he suddenly wanted to raise a hair-eating ghost in his own home.

Probably because this task cast an indelible shadow on Wei Zhi, the system didn't respond to Lin Xingzhou for half a month, and he himself didn't receive any more commissions, so he simply took advantage of this time to rest for a while, quietly Stay at home to revise the manuscript, try to push forward my work and rest, and strive to go to bed early and get up early.

Of course, adjusting the schedule is also forced.

That guy Wei Zhi didn't know what was going on, maybe he was really frightened by his illness, deeply realized how fragile a "human being" is, and was always afraid of his death, so he automatically activated a "sleep reminder" Business, text Lin Xingzhou every night at eleven o'clock, ordering him to sleep immediately.

You must know that Lin Xingzhou has been a breed that often has to be active until midnight since he was in college. Although he has restrained himself since he got sick, he basically never slept before 12 o'clock. He suddenly started going to bed early, not to mention how painful it was.

When he finally got used to it, Wei Zhi moved the time forward again to 10:30.

Lin Xingzhou was simply baffled. He wondered which planet's routine this was. Did this person surnamed Wei have no nightlife for more than 1000 years?

Lin Xingzhou was deeply suspicious of Old Wei, and from the end of July to the beginning of August, he was idle and accumulated a lot of sleep reminder text messages on his mobile phone.This day, he was sitting in front of the computer and scribbling as usual, his hands were flying fast, and he was still eating homemade snacks. The long-silent Ghost Tonight app suddenly released a task to him.

He hardly took his eyes off the computer screen, and he didn't look at the task carefully. He only saw "Mingbi × 160w" written in the reward column, and poked his hand towards "Accept" without thinking.

One minute later, his phone turned on again, and it was actually a text message from Wei Zhi: "Did you accept the task just now?"

Lin Xingzhou didn't realize what he meant, thought it was just a routine question, so he replied, "Yeah, what's the matter?"

Wei Zhi: "Why are your hands so fast?"

Lin Xingzhou was at a loss, thinking that he was just accepting a task, but Lao Wei was so anxious that he made a typo?I tried to input "nishouzenmenameq" by myself, and the result was "Why are your hands so skillful", "Why are your hands so poor" and... "Why are your hands so short".

Intuition told him it should be the third.

He was speechless for a moment, controlled his paws that wanted to send out "delete the words that hurt others", and said back to the other party, "What's wrong with me?"

Wei Zhi didn't seem to notice what he had accidentally exposed, and his tone was obviously not very good: "Have you seen clearly how many stars the mission is and you can take it?"

Lin Xingzhou was startled when he saw this, and quickly cut out to have a look——

[<Temporary mission: Drought on the sixth day of the unitary hour>

Mission Difficulty: ★★★★★

Task Tip: Expel the Drought Demon

Task Reward: Ming Coin × 160w]

Lin Xingzhou thought about it carefully. Although he successfully dealt with the four-and-a-half-star ghost last time, it was Wei Zhi who dared to make trouble after all. I can only admit it: "I only saw that there was more money, so I took it."

Wei Zhi: "Money or life?"

Lin Xingzhou quickly gave in: "Damn!"

The other party still refused to let go: "Others may not dare to accept five-star tasks after the novice trial period. You are so bold after only a few months. I think you don't want to live anymore."

Lin Xingzhou was about to cry, but he didn't dare to continue, so he quickly deleted the line "Awei is really strict" that hadn't been sent yet, and replaced it with a very pale excuse: "I really didn't mean it, and you went to Didn't you say that if I don't take this task, no one will take it? So I just..."

Wei Zhi: "Have you read the mission introduction carefully? Last time it was a side mission, which was triggered by you alone. Of course, it can only be done by yourself. Now it is a temporary mission, and all temporary missions are released by the system to everyone. Ghost hunting, if you don’t accept it, there are still 36 people waiting, and there is never any worry about no one accepting five-star missions.”

Lin Xingzhou thought it was bad, he was so angry that Mr. Ghost King miscalculated addition and subtraction within fifty, and hurriedly tried to make up for it: "Then I give up now and give it to others, is there still time?"