I want to know who killed me

Shao Ting pulled the quilt to cover his stomach.

Xiao Zhanqiu frowned, and reached out to grab the quilt unhappily: "What are you doing, I haven't seen enough."

Shao Ting patted his hand away, and said with a straight neck: "This is my stomach, I can show it to anyone I want, and I don't allow you to see it now, so you are not allowed to see it."

Xiao Zhanqiu put his hand in without saying a word: "Then I won't look at it, I'll touch it."

Shao Ting: "..."

This touch naturally touched a place that shouldn't be touched, Xiao Zhanqiu raised his eyes and looked at Shao Ting in surprise.

Shao Ting's face turned red slightly, and he said sternly, "What are you looking at!"

Xiao Zhanqiu smiled silently, but he didn't make fun of him at this point, but said: "Although your belly is much bigger than it was two months ago, it's much smaller than the ones I've seen."

Shao Ting was surprised and said: "You have seen a pregnant woman?" Didn't those wives died within two months before? Could it be that Master Xiao went out to observe pregnant women?

Xiao Zhanqiu said, "Ping'er's biological mother."

Shao Ting: "Oh..."

Xiao Zhanqiu said: "I've seen her twice in total, and the second time her belly was bigger than the pot in the kitchen."

What kind of metaphor is this?Ping'er cried when she heard that.

Shao Ting said: "Then if one day my stomach is bigger than the pot, what will you do?"

Xiao Zhanqiu said: "When did you give birth?"

Shao Ting was taken aback for a moment, and subconsciously said, "About the end of May."

Xiao Zhanqiu nodded and said, "Then your stomach will not be bigger than a pot."

"..." Shao Ting said quietly, "It's not necessarily true, after all, I have two in my belly."

Xiao Zhanqiu: "?"

Shao Ting said: "You heard that right, they are twins."

Xiao Zhanqiu: "!!!"

This was the first time Shao Ting saw Xiao Zhanqiu so surprised that he couldn't speak. He couldn't help but feel secretly happy. Just about to tease him, he heard the other party say: "But I only gave you a Shengzi Pill, don't you? Steal it again?"

Shao Ting: "..."

Shao Ting gritted his teeth and said, "Fuck your son-in-law Dan, labor and capital are pregnant by themselves!"

Xiao Zhanqiu suddenly realized: "Then Shengzi Pill has failed?"

Shao Ting: "..."

The joy of reunion was all lost by this sentence.

Shao Ting pulled Xiao Zhanqiu's hand away, lay down on the inside wrapped in a quilt, and said coldly: "I'm very tired, I'm going to sleep, please go out."

Xiao Zhanqiu said: "Not going out."

Shao Ting was ruthless, shameless and unreasonable: "We are both divorced, so it's not appropriate to share another room!"

Xiao Zhanqiu said: "It's really inappropriate."

The word "divorce" was just casually mentioned by Shao Ting, but Xiao Zhanqiu actually admitted it, which can poke a hornet's nest.It's not surprising that a pregnant person has a weird temper, Shao Ting immediately turned over and sat up, staring at Xiao Zhanqiu in surprise and anger.

Xiao Zhanqiu is still desperate: "But I know you love me so much that you can't live without me, so I reluctantly sleep with you and help you to have a baby."

"...Oh? Really," Shao Ting said coldly on purpose, "but I have never loved Xiao Jiaozhu. I don't want a divorce but I don't want to give my unborn child a broken family. But since I returned to the capital, Finding that life at home is hundreds of times better than living in the Devil's Cult, I feel that divorce is nothing. Since Leader Xiao is so reluctant, it's better to leave as soon as possible."

Xiao Zhanqiu was dumb.

He stared fixedly at Shao Ting, his expression was so terrifying that it was hard to describe in words, his eyes gradually turned red, it didn't look like he was angry, but rather like... crying?

Shao Ting was startled, and hurriedly asked: "Aren't you going to go crazy again?"

Xiao Zhanqiu said nothing.

Shao Ting sized him up, and after a while, he chose to give in: "Okay, what I just said was angry, who made you admit that we are divorced, in fact, I don't want to divorce you because I like you, are you satisfied?"

Xiao Zhanqiu looked up and snorted, "Actually, I only came to see you for the sake of my children."

Shao Ting: "..."

Fuck you Tsundere.

Shao Ting said that he no longer wanted to talk to the leader, and this time he really lay down, and no matter what Xiao Zhanqiu did to him, he would ignore him.

Xiao Zhanqiu didn't care either. He hadn't seen his beloved wife for a long time, and couldn't get enough of it. He touched his face from time to time, pinched his earlobe, stroked his familiar waist, and finally gave a comment: "Madam, you It seems that I have gained a lot of weight."

Shao Ting: "..."

Divorce divorce divorce!leave now leave now!Get out of here!

Xiao Zhanqiu calmly grabbed the leg kicked by Shao Ting, stuffed it back into the quilt, then stripped himself down to his underwear, turned off the light, and got into the quilt as well.

Shao Ting made an elbow with his backhand: "What are you doing here?"

"Shao Ting, I found that you have a lot of bad temper." Xiao Zhanqiu took his hand, "Is it because you have recovered your memory, or is it because you have a changeable personality?"

Shao Ting was furious: "None of your business!"

Hearing this, Xiao Zhanqiu was silent for a long time before he let out a low "oh".

The room suddenly fell silent.

Shao Ting felt Xiao Zhanqiu's hand on his waist, but stopped talking, and couldn't help but softened again, and took the initiative to say: "It's true that I can't control my temper because of the balls in my stomach, you can bear it for now, and after two more days Just a month."

Xiao Zhanqiu pointed out: "I think you are very good to other people."

other people?Shao Ting was puzzled.He has been staying at home during this period of time, except for the servant girls, he has only seen his parents, so it is not possible for him to lose his temper with his parents, since his parents did not offend him.

Xiao Zhanqiu said: "Who is the woman who came tonight?"

Shao Ting said: "You mean Ji Minghan? That's my cousin, the fifth princess of the court."

Xiao Zhanqiu said: "The kind of childhood sweetheart?"

Shao Ting thought for a while and said: "It shouldn't be counted. I went to Yanshi Zong to study art when I was very young, and I seldom went back to Beijing. The communication with her only increased in the past two years."

Xiao Zhanqiu said: "Then what about your maids? A big man still needs maids to take care of washing and bathing, like me, I don't even need servants."

In the darkness, Shao Ting couldn't see Xiao Zhanqiu's expression, so he could only deduce it from his tone of voice.

Master Xiao is...jealous?

Shao Ting was a little amused, and deliberately said: "What's wrong with me using a maid? I have been used to it since I was a child."

As soon as Xiao Zhanqiu heard it, he did not speak again. After a long time, when Shao Ting had no choice but to explain, Xiao Zhanqiu finally spoke, but at the same time he grabbed Shao Ting's little brother who had not completely eliminated his reaction.

Sensitive during pregnancy, Shao Ting immediately moaned uncontrollably.

At the same time, Wen Zunyin's previous exhortations flooded into his mind in an instant, five months, expansion, natural delivery... Every time he thought of a key word, Shao Ting blushed, and even the little brother inevitably became more excited.

Xiao Zhanqiu said: "I asked Wen Luoying before I came here. He said that it is difficult for a man to give birth, and the expansion must start from five months. I thought about it, maybe a month earlier would be more effective."

Shao Ting: "!!!"

——aha——

Little is better than newlyweds.

After doing it twice, Shao Ting and Xiao Zhanqiu fell asleep from exhaustion.

Xiao Zhanqiu did all the follow-up cleaning. Xiao Zhanqiu was very self-conscious. He cleaned up Shao Ting's body and adjusted his posture so that he could sleep comfortably without pressing on his stomach.

After dealing with everything, Master Xiao went back to bed, fell asleep with his wife in his arms.

In the early morning of the next day, Shao Ting was awakened by a scream that stopped abruptly.

He opened his eyes in displeasure, frowned and looked, just in time to see the scene where Xiao Zhanqiu picked up the clothes on the ground and threw them on the maidservant's head to cover her facial features.

"What's wrong?" Shao Ting's voice was hoarse.

Half of it was caused by screaming and screaming last night, and the other half was caused by lack of sleep.

Xiao Zhanqiu automatically attributed all of them to the former, patted Shao Ting's back contentedly, and said softly: "It's okay, you go on sleeping, and I'll take care of the rest."

Shao Ting felt the skin on his back shoulder directly touching Xiao Zhanqiu's palm, and belatedly realized that he was lying naked under the bed with Xiao Zhanqiu, no wonder his maid wanted to scream.

Shao Ting gritted his teeth: "Go get me a dress!"

Xiao Zhanqiu didn't refuse, he naturally didn't want others to see Shao Ting's body, otherwise he wouldn't have covered the servant girl's face with his clothes.

Under Shao Ting's command, he took out clean clothes and put them on for him. Xiao Zhanqiu picked up the undershirt that was kicked to the foot of the bed, covered his important parts, and then turned him over in front of Shao Ting. wardrobe.

Shao Ting asked inexplicably, "What are you doing?"

Xiao Zhanqiu didn't look back: "Look for a clean coat."

"Then why are you rummaging through my closet? You can't fit my clothes." Shao Ting glanced at the servant's uniform still covering the servant girl's head, sighed, walked over to untie the acupoints for her, and ordered, " Go to the two sets of guard uniforms according to this size, hurry up."

The servant girl was still in shock, but the prince had already spoken, so she had nothing to say.

Not daring to look at Xiao Zhanqiu any more, grabbed the servant uniform in Shao Ting's hand, and hurriedly escaped from the room.

Xiao Zhanqiu snorted, "You are so gentle with her."

"..."

Shao Ting rolled his eyes and didn't want to talk to him.

Soon, the servant girl came back, but she was not alone.The former held two sets of brand new Wen Jiajun uniforms in his arms, while the latter two carried trays filled with Shao Ting's favorite breakfasts.

Shao Ting, who has been eating a lot of meals recently, immediately brightened his eyes, pulled Xiao Zhanqiu to sit down at the table, and started to gobble it up.

Among them, the maidservant who is the oldest and most experienced couldn't help but said: "My lord, may I ask who this young master is..."

"Oh, he's not a young master," Shao Ting replied after vacating his mouth for two seconds in his busy schedule, "You can call him Shizifei."

The maids were shocked.

Xiao Zhanqiu also choked on the hot porridge: "Who do you say is the princess!"

Shao Ting blinked innocently: "You, who else could it be, You Wuying?"

Xiao Zhanqiu: "..."

Maid: "..." Who is You Wuying?The new heirloom concubine!

The power of Shao Ting's casual remarks was obviously enormous, within half an hour, Wen Zunyin and Ji Yunfei rushed to his courtyard in a hurry.