[Comprehensive] It's not really scum
Chapter 20 It Will Turn into Soap Bubbles
Lin Xiaowei walked in front of Wizard Hai with a smile like a flower, and lilies bloomed behind her, and she seemed to be able to smell the fragrance of flowers in a trance.
Wizard Hai looked at Lin Xiaowei in a daze.
The beauty who was smiling at Yanyan turned into a vicious witch in an instant, and punched Wizard Hai in the face.
"Hmm! What are you doing?!" Wizard Hai looked at Lin Xiaowei viciously, covering one of his dark eyes.
"What are you doing?" Lin Xiaowei smiled wickedly, "Beat you!!"
Then a pair of white knives appeared in her hands, and Lin Xiaowei mercilessly beat the poor sea wizard with an evil smile.
Five minutes later, Lin Xiaowei closed her hands contentedly, put the two knives back into her backpack, and looked at the swollen sea wizard with her chest crossed.
"Say, do you still dare to ask for conditions?"
"Well, don't dare, please spare me..." Wizard Hai covered his head pitifully, not daring to look at Lin Xiaowei.
"Isn't it enough to agree earlier? Why bother to agree after being beaten~" Lin Xiaowei sat down next to Wizard Hai, stretched lazily and said.
"This, this is the potion..." Wizard Hai hid aside, reached out and took out a bottle of blue potion tremblingly and handed it to Lin Xiaowei.
Lin Xiaowei took it over and looked at it for a while, then said to herself: "The color is very beautiful."
Then he opened the lid and looked ready to drink. When the corner of the wizard's mouth couldn't stop rising, Lin Xiaowei suddenly grabbed the sea wizard's neck with his arms with a ferocious expression, and poured the potion into the sea wizard's mouth.
Then he let go of his hands, crossed his chest, and looked down at the sea wizard, lying on the ground, covering his neck and coughing, trying to spit out the potion.
"Are you foolish to think I'm a fool? You handed me the potion just after I told you to be honest. It must be the potion that makes people silent as I said before. You really think I can drink it, silly [beep——] .”
[Aww! !Host, you are too domineering! !Nima loves you so much~~]
Thank you, thank you~
After communicating modestly with the system, Lin Xiaowei watched Wizard Hai's originally purple fish tail turn into two test-tube-like white legs.
"Whisper~ The shape of your legs is pretty good~" Lin Xiaowei whistled with dead fish eyes.
Wizard Hai suddenly raised his head and looked at Lin Xiaowei angrily, with soaring anger and killing intent in his eyes.
Uh... Nima, it seems that I didn't provoke him much, what's the matter with that look of wanting to kill me?
【...The Buddha said: You can't say it, but what happened to the modern history of the Hai Dynasty that the host read before?Even if you don't talk about the secrets in those royal families, just saying that a woman beats a man so hard that he can't fight back is enough for him to hate you. 】
Oh... the modern history of the Hai Dynasty...
Lin Xiaowei looked at the face in front of her that was deformed by the beating, but she could still see some outlines, and her mind flashed.
But... it shouldn't be what she thought...
Lin Xiaowei couldn't help being a little irritable, so she reached out and picked up the other party's collar.
"Right now, honestly study medicine for me, or I'll beat you up again!!"
Wizard Hai bit his lower lip, broke free from Lin Xiaowei's shackles, swayed left and right to adapt to human legs, and walked into the house.
About three quarters of an hour later, the sea wizard came out with a tube of black liquid medicine in his hand.
"..." Wizard Hai handed over the potion, with instructions on how to use it.
After Lin Xiaowei glanced at it, she smiled helplessly.
"By the way, how do you know that I went ashore to find the prince?" Lin Xiaowei pointed to the instruction manual, which said that if the prince's heart cannot be snatched within seven days, it will become a death bubble.
The sea wizard's indifferent expression immediately became tangled.
Lin Xiaowei smiled slightly, stretched out her hand to grab Wizard Hai's robe, and walked out the door.
Wizard Hai struggled desperately, unable to speak because he didn't have time to make an antidote for himself, and could only stare fiercely at the other party.
"Don't look at me like that, who knows how effective your medicine is, so obediently go and find the prince with me, and I will release you in seven days."
Lin Xiaowei looked back at Wizard Hai, the white knife in his hand was spinning fast, so Wizard Hai was honest.
snort!It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years!I will never let you get the prince's heart!Just obediently turn into a bubble! !Let's count old and new grudges together!
Wizard Hai stopped struggling after he figured everything out, secretly thinking about how to trip Lin Xiaowei after landing.
Pulling the sea wizard all the way to the coast, the sky is now slightly bright, and there is a little light at the place where the sea and the sky meet.
Lin Xiaowei looked at the distance with a gloomy expression, took out the potion and looked at it for a few times, and finally swallowed it.
Suddenly a strange taste spread in the mouth.
"What the hell did you use to make the potion? It tastes so weird!" Lin Xiaowei, whose legs had turned back into human form, glared at the sea wizard who sat beside him without saying a word.
Then follow his gaze to his legs.
The atmosphere instantly became awkward.
'Snapped! '
'Boom! '
'Hiss! '
The first sound was Lin Xiaowei slapping Wizard Hai.
The second sound was the sound of the sea wizard being slapped to the ground.
The third sound was the sound of the robe on Wizard Hai being torn apart by Lin Xiaowei.
Lin Xiaowei took the cloth torn from Wizard Hai's robe, gestured up and down, then tore it in half, covering her legs
Then he walked up to the sea wizard who was playing dead.
"Stop being dead, love it." Lin Xiaowei poked the body of Wizard Hai with a branch.
Wizard Hai turned his head and gave Lin Xiaowei a hard look.
Lin Xiaowei squatted down and silently looked at Wizard Hai.
Beautiful hair like purple seaweed, eyes as clear as amethyst, fair skin, and a temperament that is different from ordinary people at first sight.
"Why is a sea wizard prettier than Lao Tzu, huh!" Lin Xiaowei was depressed, but after all, this guy looks familiar.
So Lin Xiaowei stared at Wizard Hai in a wide-eyed and small-eyed posture.
"Who are you? Why are you on my beach?" A gentle voice sounded, and Lin Xiaowei looked back at the person who came.
With chestnut curly hair, black eyes, and a questioning expression that doesn't make people feel rude, she is a gentle and elegant beauty.
"Uh, my brother and I were in a shipwreck, so..." Lin Xiaowei scratched her head in embarrassment. After all, the other party was well dressed, but she was naked.
"Heh, if you don't mind, would you like to come to my country to live for a while?" The other party smiled softly.
Looking at the small logo of "Princess" on her head, Lin Xiaowei smiled meaningfully.
"Thank you so much."
……
……
Lin Xiaowei took a hot bath under the service of the maid, and then changed into the clothes the princess had prepared for her.
Lin Xiaowei was a little awkward looking at the black Lolita style dress on her body.
She has almost been insulated from skirts since she was in junior high school, but now she is wearing a skirt, and it is really tangled in such a tender skirt.
"Ah, it's exactly what I thought, and it's very suitable for you." The princess' eyes lit up when she saw Lin Xiaowei coming out, and she got up to meet her.
"Thank you very much, my lord princess." Thank you with a smile.
"You don't need to be so polite. For some reason, I feel very happy when I see you." The princess smiled and held Lin Xiaowei's hand.
Hearing what the princess said, Lin Xiaowei thought about it, probably because of the girl's title of little killer.
The initial favorability is [-].
At this time, the wizard Hai who had changed his clothes also came out. The wizard Hai, who was wearing a white shirt and leggings, made Lin Xiaowei's eyes shine.
"Not bad, very beautiful." Lin Xiaowei walked up to Wizard Hai and looked him up and down.
Wizard Hai ignored Lin Xiaowei awkwardly.
Seeing Lin Xiaowei's actions, the princess pursed her lower lip and asked again: "It took me so long to remember that I still don't know your names."
"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm Xiaowei, and this is my brother Xiaoqi." Wizard Hai froze when he heard Lin Xiaowei's words, and looked at Lin Xiaowei with complicated eyes.
"Xiaowei? What a good name, I am..."
"Vivian, I heard that you rescued two civilians?" Just then the door of the room opened, and the blond-haired, blue-eyed prince walked in.
"William, you are here." Seeing her fiancé, the princess went up to meet the prince and held the prince's arm. "Let me introduce again. I am Vivienne, and this is my fiancé William."
Lin Xiaowei felt that this was a fateful encounter, and the two men and two women present had a touching love-hate entanglement that moved people to tears.
Above, seriously you lose.
Lin Xiaowei just looked at the big bag on Prince William's head and held back her laughter until she trembled all over. She can guarantee that it was definitely knocked out after she threw the prince on the shore.
In the eyes of Wizard Hai, Lin Xiaowei's reaction was to see her sweetheart trembling uncontrollably, so she began to think about how to make trouble for Lin Xiaowei.
So misunderstanding or something is always so beautiful.
……
……
So Lin Xiaowei and Wizard Hai stayed in the castle like this.
At this point, Lin Xiaowei also launched a plan to dismantle CP.
For example, early in the morning, when the prince had time to find his fiancée to deepen his relationship, Lin Xiaowei went to find Vivienne.
"Lovely Vivienne ~ Let's go on a sweet date together ~" Lin Xiaowei was lying on Vivienne's lap to act cute.
"But William..." Vivienne looked at Lin Xiaowei who looked expectant and thought about her fiancé again.
"It's okay, it's okay, let's go together~" Lin Xiaowei grinned, if William didn't go, how could she trip him up and make William look ugly.
"Okay then." Vivienne reached out her hand to smooth Lin Xiaowei's hair, and reluctantly agreed.
After learning of Lin Xiaowei's decision, the sea wizard over there resolutely followed behind William.
So William was helpless, why couldn't he and his fiancée have a two-person world, instead there were so two more light bulbs?
Walking on the retro street, William thought with a tangled face.
Just then a carriage drove up, and Lin Xiaowei took out a pearl from behind that could magnify the pain a hundred times, and shot it at the horse pulling the carriage.
Wizard Hai saw Lin Xiaowei's movements with sharp eyes, so when the horse was frightened and rushed towards William, Wizard Hai immediately picked up William and avoided the impact of the carriage.
With a frightened expression on his face, William breathed a sigh of relief after landing, and looked at Wizard Hai shyly: "Thank you, Xiaoqi."
Wizard Hai nodded indifferently, and looked at Lin Xiaowei, only to see Lin Xiaowei pouted in dissatisfaction.
So wizard Hai was satisfied, and he didn't even want to take advantage of the chaos to save Heromen!
In fact, Lin Xiaowei was just dissatisfied with not embarrassing William.
This happens almost every day.
So Nima was tangled.
[Host, dismantling the CP is not acceptable! 】
But I'm really not good at this... Lin Xiaowei sighed and leaned on the wall of the castle.
[Then, as the original book said, kill the prince or the princess! 】
hiss!You are so cruel! !How could I do it, even if I know they are just characters in fairy tales, but I live here now, so they are real to me, not to mention they are really good to me...
Lin Xiaowei sighed a little gloomily, it was already the fourth day, and it was estimated that this task could not be completed.
【...That's not necessarily true. 】
Um?What's the meaning?Lin Xiaowei asked back.
【Buddha said: Don't say it. 】
your sister! !
"Xiaowei, what are you doing?"
Lin Xiaowei turned her head when she heard the voice.
"It's Vivienne, I'm blowing the wind, why are you here?"
"I just went to try on the wedding dress, will Xiaowei attend our wedding?" Vivian asked expectantly.
"..." Lin Xiaowei looked at the blue sea in the distance, "Probably not, I will go home in three days."
"..." Vivian looked at Lin Xiaowei disappointedly, "It's really a pity..."
Lin Xiaowei shook her head with a wry smile, and inadvertently saw the sea wizard standing in the distance looking at her.
I don't know what will happen if the mission fails...
Wizard Hai looked at Lin Xiaowei in a daze.
The beauty who was smiling at Yanyan turned into a vicious witch in an instant, and punched Wizard Hai in the face.
"Hmm! What are you doing?!" Wizard Hai looked at Lin Xiaowei viciously, covering one of his dark eyes.
"What are you doing?" Lin Xiaowei smiled wickedly, "Beat you!!"
Then a pair of white knives appeared in her hands, and Lin Xiaowei mercilessly beat the poor sea wizard with an evil smile.
Five minutes later, Lin Xiaowei closed her hands contentedly, put the two knives back into her backpack, and looked at the swollen sea wizard with her chest crossed.
"Say, do you still dare to ask for conditions?"
"Well, don't dare, please spare me..." Wizard Hai covered his head pitifully, not daring to look at Lin Xiaowei.
"Isn't it enough to agree earlier? Why bother to agree after being beaten~" Lin Xiaowei sat down next to Wizard Hai, stretched lazily and said.
"This, this is the potion..." Wizard Hai hid aside, reached out and took out a bottle of blue potion tremblingly and handed it to Lin Xiaowei.
Lin Xiaowei took it over and looked at it for a while, then said to herself: "The color is very beautiful."
Then he opened the lid and looked ready to drink. When the corner of the wizard's mouth couldn't stop rising, Lin Xiaowei suddenly grabbed the sea wizard's neck with his arms with a ferocious expression, and poured the potion into the sea wizard's mouth.
Then he let go of his hands, crossed his chest, and looked down at the sea wizard, lying on the ground, covering his neck and coughing, trying to spit out the potion.
"Are you foolish to think I'm a fool? You handed me the potion just after I told you to be honest. It must be the potion that makes people silent as I said before. You really think I can drink it, silly [beep——] .”
[Aww! !Host, you are too domineering! !Nima loves you so much~~]
Thank you, thank you~
After communicating modestly with the system, Lin Xiaowei watched Wizard Hai's originally purple fish tail turn into two test-tube-like white legs.
"Whisper~ The shape of your legs is pretty good~" Lin Xiaowei whistled with dead fish eyes.
Wizard Hai suddenly raised his head and looked at Lin Xiaowei angrily, with soaring anger and killing intent in his eyes.
Uh... Nima, it seems that I didn't provoke him much, what's the matter with that look of wanting to kill me?
【...The Buddha said: You can't say it, but what happened to the modern history of the Hai Dynasty that the host read before?Even if you don't talk about the secrets in those royal families, just saying that a woman beats a man so hard that he can't fight back is enough for him to hate you. 】
Oh... the modern history of the Hai Dynasty...
Lin Xiaowei looked at the face in front of her that was deformed by the beating, but she could still see some outlines, and her mind flashed.
But... it shouldn't be what she thought...
Lin Xiaowei couldn't help being a little irritable, so she reached out and picked up the other party's collar.
"Right now, honestly study medicine for me, or I'll beat you up again!!"
Wizard Hai bit his lower lip, broke free from Lin Xiaowei's shackles, swayed left and right to adapt to human legs, and walked into the house.
About three quarters of an hour later, the sea wizard came out with a tube of black liquid medicine in his hand.
"..." Wizard Hai handed over the potion, with instructions on how to use it.
After Lin Xiaowei glanced at it, she smiled helplessly.
"By the way, how do you know that I went ashore to find the prince?" Lin Xiaowei pointed to the instruction manual, which said that if the prince's heart cannot be snatched within seven days, it will become a death bubble.
The sea wizard's indifferent expression immediately became tangled.
Lin Xiaowei smiled slightly, stretched out her hand to grab Wizard Hai's robe, and walked out the door.
Wizard Hai struggled desperately, unable to speak because he didn't have time to make an antidote for himself, and could only stare fiercely at the other party.
"Don't look at me like that, who knows how effective your medicine is, so obediently go and find the prince with me, and I will release you in seven days."
Lin Xiaowei looked back at Wizard Hai, the white knife in his hand was spinning fast, so Wizard Hai was honest.
snort!It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years!I will never let you get the prince's heart!Just obediently turn into a bubble! !Let's count old and new grudges together!
Wizard Hai stopped struggling after he figured everything out, secretly thinking about how to trip Lin Xiaowei after landing.
Pulling the sea wizard all the way to the coast, the sky is now slightly bright, and there is a little light at the place where the sea and the sky meet.
Lin Xiaowei looked at the distance with a gloomy expression, took out the potion and looked at it for a few times, and finally swallowed it.
Suddenly a strange taste spread in the mouth.
"What the hell did you use to make the potion? It tastes so weird!" Lin Xiaowei, whose legs had turned back into human form, glared at the sea wizard who sat beside him without saying a word.
Then follow his gaze to his legs.
The atmosphere instantly became awkward.
'Snapped! '
'Boom! '
'Hiss! '
The first sound was Lin Xiaowei slapping Wizard Hai.
The second sound was the sound of the sea wizard being slapped to the ground.
The third sound was the sound of the robe on Wizard Hai being torn apart by Lin Xiaowei.
Lin Xiaowei took the cloth torn from Wizard Hai's robe, gestured up and down, then tore it in half, covering her legs
Then he walked up to the sea wizard who was playing dead.
"Stop being dead, love it." Lin Xiaowei poked the body of Wizard Hai with a branch.
Wizard Hai turned his head and gave Lin Xiaowei a hard look.
Lin Xiaowei squatted down and silently looked at Wizard Hai.
Beautiful hair like purple seaweed, eyes as clear as amethyst, fair skin, and a temperament that is different from ordinary people at first sight.
"Why is a sea wizard prettier than Lao Tzu, huh!" Lin Xiaowei was depressed, but after all, this guy looks familiar.
So Lin Xiaowei stared at Wizard Hai in a wide-eyed and small-eyed posture.
"Who are you? Why are you on my beach?" A gentle voice sounded, and Lin Xiaowei looked back at the person who came.
With chestnut curly hair, black eyes, and a questioning expression that doesn't make people feel rude, she is a gentle and elegant beauty.
"Uh, my brother and I were in a shipwreck, so..." Lin Xiaowei scratched her head in embarrassment. After all, the other party was well dressed, but she was naked.
"Heh, if you don't mind, would you like to come to my country to live for a while?" The other party smiled softly.
Looking at the small logo of "Princess" on her head, Lin Xiaowei smiled meaningfully.
"Thank you so much."
……
……
Lin Xiaowei took a hot bath under the service of the maid, and then changed into the clothes the princess had prepared for her.
Lin Xiaowei was a little awkward looking at the black Lolita style dress on her body.
She has almost been insulated from skirts since she was in junior high school, but now she is wearing a skirt, and it is really tangled in such a tender skirt.
"Ah, it's exactly what I thought, and it's very suitable for you." The princess' eyes lit up when she saw Lin Xiaowei coming out, and she got up to meet her.
"Thank you very much, my lord princess." Thank you with a smile.
"You don't need to be so polite. For some reason, I feel very happy when I see you." The princess smiled and held Lin Xiaowei's hand.
Hearing what the princess said, Lin Xiaowei thought about it, probably because of the girl's title of little killer.
The initial favorability is [-].
At this time, the wizard Hai who had changed his clothes also came out. The wizard Hai, who was wearing a white shirt and leggings, made Lin Xiaowei's eyes shine.
"Not bad, very beautiful." Lin Xiaowei walked up to Wizard Hai and looked him up and down.
Wizard Hai ignored Lin Xiaowei awkwardly.
Seeing Lin Xiaowei's actions, the princess pursed her lower lip and asked again: "It took me so long to remember that I still don't know your names."
"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm Xiaowei, and this is my brother Xiaoqi." Wizard Hai froze when he heard Lin Xiaowei's words, and looked at Lin Xiaowei with complicated eyes.
"Xiaowei? What a good name, I am..."
"Vivian, I heard that you rescued two civilians?" Just then the door of the room opened, and the blond-haired, blue-eyed prince walked in.
"William, you are here." Seeing her fiancé, the princess went up to meet the prince and held the prince's arm. "Let me introduce again. I am Vivienne, and this is my fiancé William."
Lin Xiaowei felt that this was a fateful encounter, and the two men and two women present had a touching love-hate entanglement that moved people to tears.
Above, seriously you lose.
Lin Xiaowei just looked at the big bag on Prince William's head and held back her laughter until she trembled all over. She can guarantee that it was definitely knocked out after she threw the prince on the shore.
In the eyes of Wizard Hai, Lin Xiaowei's reaction was to see her sweetheart trembling uncontrollably, so she began to think about how to make trouble for Lin Xiaowei.
So misunderstanding or something is always so beautiful.
……
……
So Lin Xiaowei and Wizard Hai stayed in the castle like this.
At this point, Lin Xiaowei also launched a plan to dismantle CP.
For example, early in the morning, when the prince had time to find his fiancée to deepen his relationship, Lin Xiaowei went to find Vivienne.
"Lovely Vivienne ~ Let's go on a sweet date together ~" Lin Xiaowei was lying on Vivienne's lap to act cute.
"But William..." Vivienne looked at Lin Xiaowei who looked expectant and thought about her fiancé again.
"It's okay, it's okay, let's go together~" Lin Xiaowei grinned, if William didn't go, how could she trip him up and make William look ugly.
"Okay then." Vivienne reached out her hand to smooth Lin Xiaowei's hair, and reluctantly agreed.
After learning of Lin Xiaowei's decision, the sea wizard over there resolutely followed behind William.
So William was helpless, why couldn't he and his fiancée have a two-person world, instead there were so two more light bulbs?
Walking on the retro street, William thought with a tangled face.
Just then a carriage drove up, and Lin Xiaowei took out a pearl from behind that could magnify the pain a hundred times, and shot it at the horse pulling the carriage.
Wizard Hai saw Lin Xiaowei's movements with sharp eyes, so when the horse was frightened and rushed towards William, Wizard Hai immediately picked up William and avoided the impact of the carriage.
With a frightened expression on his face, William breathed a sigh of relief after landing, and looked at Wizard Hai shyly: "Thank you, Xiaoqi."
Wizard Hai nodded indifferently, and looked at Lin Xiaowei, only to see Lin Xiaowei pouted in dissatisfaction.
So wizard Hai was satisfied, and he didn't even want to take advantage of the chaos to save Heromen!
In fact, Lin Xiaowei was just dissatisfied with not embarrassing William.
This happens almost every day.
So Nima was tangled.
[Host, dismantling the CP is not acceptable! 】
But I'm really not good at this... Lin Xiaowei sighed and leaned on the wall of the castle.
[Then, as the original book said, kill the prince or the princess! 】
hiss!You are so cruel! !How could I do it, even if I know they are just characters in fairy tales, but I live here now, so they are real to me, not to mention they are really good to me...
Lin Xiaowei sighed a little gloomily, it was already the fourth day, and it was estimated that this task could not be completed.
【...That's not necessarily true. 】
Um?What's the meaning?Lin Xiaowei asked back.
【Buddha said: Don't say it. 】
your sister! !
"Xiaowei, what are you doing?"
Lin Xiaowei turned her head when she heard the voice.
"It's Vivienne, I'm blowing the wind, why are you here?"
"I just went to try on the wedding dress, will Xiaowei attend our wedding?" Vivian asked expectantly.
"..." Lin Xiaowei looked at the blue sea in the distance, "Probably not, I will go home in three days."
"..." Vivian looked at Lin Xiaowei disappointedly, "It's really a pity..."
Lin Xiaowei shook her head with a wry smile, and inadvertently saw the sea wizard standing in the distance looking at her.
I don't know what will happen if the mission fails...
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