[Comprehensive] It's not really scum

On this side, Lin Xiaowei escaped the hidden reef and broke through the vortex of the seabed, and finally came to the side of the poor prince.

"Oh! It really looks like a dog! No wonder it makes the little mermaid fall in love with her in the original book. This golden hair is enough to catch the eye!"

[Speaking of which, the host should stop judging the prince!He is not a mermaid who has been sinking to the depths of the sea and will not die. Let alone the problem of suffocation, the sea pressure in the deep sea is enough for a prince~]

"I know, I know, it's not enough to just say a few words..." Lin Xiaowei hugged the delicate prince (...) horizontally, and quickly swam to the surface of the sea.

When Lin Xiaowei lifted the prince out of the sea like a holy grail, Lin Xiaowei breathed a sigh of relief.

The task of saving the prince is almost half completed.

Supporting the prince to swim quickly, Lin Xiaowei soon reached the shore, and then threw the prince on the shore very mercilessly.

The prince's stalwart body drew a graceful arc in the air and then fell heavily to the ground.

Hearing that sound, Nima gasped.

Tsk tsk, this hurts so much. Hey, poor prince, I hope you are not thrown stupidly...

Throwing the prince on the coast, Lin Xiaowei didn't bother to confirm whether he would be rescued by the princess in the end. Anyway, Nima said that no matter how powerful her butterfly fan is, the main line of the plot will always turn back.

And she has very important things to do now.

Lin Xiaowei plunged into the water, and Nima asked suspiciously.

【What is the host going to do?The next step is to go to the Undersea Palace and report to your parents about your secret promise! 】

"That doesn't matter. I don't really like some poor prince. The most important thing now is to get the treasure from that prince's boat. I work hard to do the task and earn some extra money to support myself in the future, right?"

[Money fan~Money fan~The host is a little money fan~~]

"Hmph, what a stupid system! How can you feel the pain of the youngest son whose pocket money is deducted everywhere at home!"

[...Host, you are a second grader, but Nima likes it ~ The host seeks to fit together! ! 】

"...Evil, get out of here!!"

Lin Xiaowei made jokes with Nima along the way and finally found the prince's shipwreck.

Seeing the jewels scattered on the seabed, Lin Xiaowei's eyes turned into ¥ characters.

Lin Xiaowei was satisfied by quickly and decisively stuffing all the treasures into the backpack like a hungry wolf rushing for food.

Now, my sister is considered rich.

【Hey, can the host go back to the Undersea Palace now? 】

"Let's go back, I'm so happy today~"

[…] Nima was silent, didn’t it mean that the money in his pocket had increased, and he hadn’t activated the cheating device in the mall, so he could only buy it from him. In the end, it was cheaper for him, and he was so happy to use it that he even claimed to be Have you changed it?

In this way, Lin Xiaowei swam leisurely to the palace under Nima's slander.

And over there—

"Fart!! You're the only cheater!! My lady is so noble and elegant, how could she do something so unglamorous as a cheater!!" The always beautiful and dignified Sea Queen is like a shrew, stepping on the crystal table and sticking out her profuse Yushou tugged at the sea king's collar angrily and roared.

"Mouth! How dare you quibble!! The mahjong in your chest [beep——] is about to fall out of your sister!! I said why I feel so bad today! It turns out that you are playing tricks!!" Has always been the style The sharp, calm and serious King Hai also changed his usual demeanor, cursing at his wife like a little rascal.

"You're the one who cheated. That's obviously my necklace. If you lose, you lose! Don't deny it to me!!" Queen Hai bumped her head into King Hai's smooth little forehead aggressively...

King Hai looked at himself in his wife's eyes expressionlessly, and the time when he was so proudly beautiful quickly got a big bump on his forehead...

"..." The sea queen with a fierce face.

"..." The sea king was expressionless.

"..." The mermaid girls looked hopeless when they saw God.

"???" Lin Xiaowei who just entered the door looked blank.

"Wow!! You dare to ruin the face of this king, the stinky bitch is here to fight!!"

"Come here! Whoever shoots who!!" The Queen of the Sea immediately pulled out the majestic trident from behind.

"Aww! This king fought with you vicious woman!!" Sea King took out his whip and rushed forward with tears in his eyes.

"Hey, are Father and Mother filming a movie?" Lin Xiaowei looked like she was watching a movie, and pointed at the mermaid couple who were huddling together with great interest.

"How is it possible!!" Rebuttal ×[-]

"No, no, why are you so angry..." Lin Xiaowei curled her lips, looked at the things on the crystal table, and then the wind was messed up.

Hello!what did she see !This is a horse crane, a horse crane! !One of the quintessence of China, Ma Diao ah Kou Hu! !

Speaking of which, why do Chinese horse cranes appear in the fairy tales of foreigners, bastard! !Isn't this a fairy tale world? !There is such a thing as a horse hanging in the fairy tale world, isn't it intended to teach children to be bad, how can it be repaired! !

[Didi—the host's complaint value +[-], the current complaint value is [-], hey, calm down, the host, even the King of the Sea and the Queen of the Sea call themselves Lao Tzu and Madam, what is impossible in this world, calm down, calm down~]

How does this make her calm down?

Lin Xiaowei turned to look at her six sisters.

"Aren't you going to stop?"

"Once the father and the queen fight, they can't stop for two days and one night." Sister Hong sighed, sitting in a corner and carefully watching the battle.

"I can't help it. The pastime of the father and mother is not to hang out with relatives, but to pinch and fight each other to exchange feelings." Second Sister Cheng said helplessly.

Lin Xiaowei looked at the two people who were fighting fiercely over there with no expression, then sighed, with a nostalgic smile on her face.

"What a pair of wayward parents."

"...What's wrong? Xiaoqi's expression?" Sanjie Huang asked.

"It's nothing..." Lin Xiaowei shook her head, "I just remembered some very important people, by the way..."

Lin Xiaowei paused deliberately, and then looked at her sisters with a smile on her face amid Nima's malicious teasing.

"I fell in love with a human being, and I decided to go ashore to pursue him."

As soon as Lin Xiaowei's words fell, the news stunned a group of people like a nuclear bomb exploded.

"Ah!!!! Father firmly disagrees!! Let's not talk about whether there is any result between different species! Mermaids and humans have different lifespans!! Father cannot accept that there will be a comparison in [-] years. My father's son-in-law who is still old!"

"Father, calm down, don't wave the whip in your hand, you have already smashed many crystal pillars." Lin Xiaowei looked at him with a tangled face, avoiding the attack of the Queen of the Sea while ignoring her image. Shout out to the sea king.

"Go to hell! Stinky old man!!" At this opportunity, the Queen of the Sea flicked the King of Shanghai's face with her tail, pulling the King of the Sea to the coral wall and couldn't get it off.

Cold sweat slipped from the back of Lin Xiaowei's forehead, dear mother, is this really your real husband? !Didn't you pick it up? !

[Didi—Tucao value +[-], currently [-], beating is pro-cursing or love~]

Ignoring the system's words, Lin Xiaowei looked at the sea queen who was walking towards her step by step with a serious expression on an embarrassing face.

"You, you are not allowed to go anywhere in the idiot's palace that I have been obedient to my old lady recently, otherwise..." Queen Hai smiled grimly, "Have you seen what happened to your father?!"

Lin Xiaowei nodded stiffly looking at the Aquaman who was in full bloom, as if she was very obedient and obedient.

"Very good." The Queen of the Sea nodded in satisfaction, and the trident in her hand disappeared in the blink of an eye, and she returned to a gentle and dignified look, "Xiao Qi is obedient, the queen mother will choose a perfect mermaid spouse for you. "

Lin Xiaowei twitched the corners of her mouth, but still nodded under the strength of Queen Neptune.

You are the mermaid spouse!Fish mates for your whole family!I'm not that harsh! !

So Lin Xiaowei was escorted back to the bedroom by her sisters with a look of grief and indignation.

……

It's night—a good time to do bad things.

The night of the underwater kingdom is unusually quiet and at the same time lurking in danger.

Carefully avoiding the sharks and sea monsters hunting for dinner at the bottom of the sea, Lin Xiaowei carefully but quickly swam to the house of the witch at the bottom of the sea.

The home of the sea witch is located in the deepest canyon under the sea, where there are all kinds of corpses, and the redbud thorns on the bottom of the canyon are all over the sea. It is a strange and terrifying place.

Lin Xiaowei swam carefully while cursing the cunning of the system, and asked him the location of the underwater canyon. This guy actually charged a fee. He spent [-] gold to buy a seabed map from the system. Lin Xiaowei knocked out the guard in her bedroom that night and slipped away. come out.

Stopping at the entrance of a majestic but eerie purple palace, Lin Xiaowei took a deep breath and was about to go up and knock on the door, but the door opened by itself...

"Welcome, beautiful mermaid princess..." A hoarse voice sounded, and Lin Xiaowei stepped into the purple palace in a daze.

But at this time the door was suddenly closed, and Lin Xiaowei was suddenly a little nervous.

Na na, Nima!Why does Lao Tzu feel a chill down his back? !This is exactly like the plot of a horror movie, bastard! !

【You have been A Piao for hundreds of years, are you actually afraid of this? 】

wipe!This is not good, you bastard! !Although I have been false, the ones I met are all good-looking!There will be no feeling of fear at all! !

【MO!The host really is!If you are really scared, just close your eyes and kick your legs and pass out. Anyway, with the protection of Nima, the host will be fine! 】

Nima, you are so good! !

With the guarantee of the system, Lin Xiaowei took a deep breath and walked towards the middle of the house. Suddenly, a faint blue light appeared in the dark room.

A figure in a purple robe appeared in front of Lin Xiaowei.

"You, are you the sea witch?" Lin Xiaowei asked tentatively.

"...Your uncle, sea witch! You are a great sea wizard!!"

The other party blew up!

This idea suddenly appeared in Lin Xiaowei's mind, and the weird atmosphere disappeared instantly.

"So you're a man, I'm sorry~" Lin Xiaowei scratched her head and smiled.

"Hmph! Tell me, what's your business." The other party completely ignored Lin Xiaowei, and sat on the purple sofa in a very noble and glamorous manner.

"Well, I want you to help me make a potion that can live on land like humans."

"Yes, but you have to pay the price, I want your voice!"

"...Isn't it okay to change it? I can give you money." If there is no voice, how can I provoke the prince and princess against each other.

"I don't need those useless things, the voice or the potion is your choice."

Lin Xiaowei looked at the purple-robed wizard with a distressed face, and his voice was your sister's voice. It's really annoying to hear his hoarse voice trembling!

So Lin Xiaowei walked towards the sea wizard who didn't look at her at all with a perfect smile.