The daily life of the first brother in the zombie world

It's Zhan Qing.

The junior high school student who ate his parents, Zhan Zhan and his own brother.

Why is he here?I looked back at those school buses in horror. Where did this bus come from?

呲la.

A series of electric sounds sounded, which seemed a bit abrupt in the monotonous "clack" sound of the zombies.

"Second Flying Eagles! Second Flying Eagles! Please reply!"

"Huh?" A kid zombie picked up the small black box from his food, with a curious expression on his face.

"Please reply!"

etc!don't answer!

I quickly got up to stop it, but it was still a step away!The little boy didn't know whether he was too excited to hear the voice, or was frightened, he yelled at the walkie-talkie: "He-he-"

There was a moment of silence on the intercom.

"Team, Captain, what's that sound?"

"What else can it be! Of course it's zombies! Release missiles! Blow up Junction One! Reset the checkpoint!!!"

fuck me?

Can it make people have a good meal!

I took a quick look around, and behind me was Yunnan Province, which was about to be wiped out, and in front of me was East China Province, which had many checkpoints, neither side could leave!

On the left and right sides is the Jianghe River, the current is fast and eddy, and you can't jump!

How to do?

I was so anxious that I stuffed meat into my mouth and ate it.

"Woo?" Eggy kept digging behind me, then seemed to find something, and suddenly barked: "Woooooo!"

"Huh?" I took the time to look back at it.

Eggy was scared, it bent its body, bared its fangs, and stood in front of me like a cub, but what it was facing... was a tank.

tank.

I didn't fucking think of it!

How could the group of zombies climb into the tank? !

fuck!

Are there any living people in this tank?Then why is he silent?

At the moment, I feel like a rat being targeted by a cobra.

The hair is creepy.

They're watching me from the tank.

Watching me drive over, turn off the engine and get out of the car, pick and choose among the corpses of their teammates, and finally choose something cleaner to eat.

Bad, very bad.

Zombies are no match for tanks. Once they confirm my uniqueness, they will definitely capture me alive for experiments, slices, and autopsies...

fuck me!Just thinking about it makes me pee, okay?

I am a decadent young man of the new era with a flyover film, but I don't have the spirit to contribute to all mankind!

And the one surnamed Zheng hasn't been caught yet!

I can't rest my eyes!

No.

I must escape.

In the moment of life and death, I forced myself to be calm, put down the meat in my hand, and withdrew my gaze, staring blankly into the air.

"Ho-ho-ho--" I covered my neck, and kept pumping my shoulders back, switching to the other side when I got tired.

It wasn't until my spine whined that I suddenly fell forward!

trembling.

I was shaking for maybe half a minute, and the missile hadn't flown over to blow up the road.

Now I'm fucking sure that the people in the tank have already reported the existence of "driving zombies" to their superiors.

Oh shit.

I stopped shaking.

The shoulders slowly drooped.

"Cackling." I uttered the cry of a zombie looking for food, turned my head back with a pause, and looked at the human flesh below me.

"Oh——" After hearing my voice, the little Zhan Lord suddenly went crazy, as if he was afraid that I would steal food from him.

I fuck.

I'm about to fucking cry.

As expected of his brother Zhan Ye, what a godly assist!I put my head on his side, grabbed a large piece of meat, stood up crookedly, and then limped towards the school bus!

"Oh—" Xiao Zhan Ye roared again, and followed me.

I walked to the front of the car with the meat in my mouth, and kept banging my head on the trunk like a mentally retarded person, trying to walk over, but I couldn't make a detour.

And Xiao Zhan stood behind my buttocks, watching the show while chewing meat, he didn't seem to understand what I was doing.

what else can I do!Of course I am acting!Do you think I look like a novice zombie who just broke out with the virus?

Look like!

At least I won the first prize of the school's New Year's Day sketch!Is the acting thief walking well!

1 minute later.

The tank didn't move.

I'm still banging my head.

2 minute later.

The tank didn't move.

I'm still banging my head.

"Eh? Who's bumping into it! Try hitting it again! God damn it is annoying!" The trunk was suddenly pushed away, and with a bang, it hit my handsome chin, and I was blown away!

Fuck me!I got up from the ground and swept over with fierce eyes.

And in the trunk.

A monk wearing a black vest and Winnie the Pooh cartoon underwear stepped out.

When the autumn wind blew on the expressway, I shivered for him.

The flickering sunlight shone on the top of his head, and there was a flash of light.

...is it really a monk?

You see, he still has six spots on his bald head.

"Is it you hitting?" The monk walked up to me and looked down at me.

I looked at the two crane tattoos on his shoulder and shook my head honestly.

"Tsk." He patted his head, his three-dimensional facial features wrinkled together, "What's the matter with the tank? Why didn't I die?"

"Hey." I was stunned for a moment, and I almost forgot about the tank!

"Aww!" I howled at him, ready to make a point, and pounce on him!

however.

Other zombies are faster than me!

They also discovered that this person is a high-spirited, social monk who looks like he has a QQ and a springy tooth!

Among them, the fastest move belongs to our little Zhan Ye!

He spat out the meat in his mouth, and a tiger rushed over the mountain, but the monk pinched his jaw.

The monk's expression, which was not considered friendly at all, instantly became gloomy, and veins burst out on his slender and powerful arms.

I could tell from his posture that it was not good.

Especially when Zhan Qing's chin was pinched with one hand and made a clicking sound.

I □□ let me go! ! !

"Hey!" I yelled, I didn't care about the tank anymore, I was about to save the corpse.

"Help—is there anyone outside—" A woman's heart-piercing scream suddenly came from inside the tank.

The monk let go of his hand in an instant.

His legs seemed to be on stilts, and he jumped out of the pile of zombies.

The speed is as fast as Lingbo microsteps.

He ran to the tank a few times: "Open!"

Click, click, click.

After a sound.

I stood far away and saw him leaning down and fished out a... super beautiful woman from the iron sheet.

...I...fuck.

So the play I just directed and acted in was all watched by the beauty alone?

"Come on!"

The beauty had waist-length wavy hair and was wearing a white coat. Her innocent face was full of panic: "There are zombies in the tank!"

ha?

There are zombies in the tank?How did you get in?

I looked at them suspiciously, and I didn't forget to grab Xiao Zhan Ye with my hand, and helped him break his jaw back.

"Help!" The beauty's leg was hugged by a zombie.

The monk glanced at him casually, kicked him and got his head shot.

Fuck, kicked?

So awesome, brother!

"Hey." I called Eggy, and then pulled Little Zhan Ye to try to escape.

"Help! The one in the white sports coat! The light blue jeans! And the earphones..."

I stopped and pricked up my ears.

"handsome guy!"