The daily life of the first brother in the zombie world

"...?"

I turned around and scanned around the teaching building, but I didn't see anyone.

"Here! Here! You're short, you're still blind!"

fuck!

I looked to the right, good guy, a middle-aged man is climbing on the flagpole, and the zombies under his feet are stacking arhats.

Stacked arhats? !

I suddenly realized that the brains of these zombies are not all bad, as long as it is related to eating, they will become active and smart.

This is the same as ordinary people.

"Help me! What are you still doing!" The middle-aged man said eagerly, but he didn't show any gesture of begging for help. He seemed to be ordering others.

"Hey." I looked at the zombies that were getting higher and higher, and exhaled a smoke ring.

"Ahh! Don't come up! Help! Help!" The middle-aged man kept kicking his legs and screamed, "Help me! I can take you to East China Province! I know the mayor there!"

Wow.

I definitely didn't want to save him just because I heard this.

It's because I'm inherently kind.

With a cigarette in my hand, I limped to the flagpole and let out a "cluck".

The two zombies standing at the bottom turned to look at me.

While showing a friendly smile to them, I raised my right foot and kicked them lightly.

"Giggle?"

"Giggle!"

"Shhhhhhhhhhhh"

A group of zombies made different hissing sounds, collapsed to the ground, and their bodies were so rotten that they couldn't rot anymore.

I clamped the cigarette to my mouth again, and Kuang Ba coolly waved at the man, gesturing him to come down.

After a while.

Only then did the middle-aged man slide down shrinking and shrinking.

He straightened his suit and tie, and raised his chin to look at me with a proud face.

"You, go and drive my Land Rover." He untied a bunch of keychains from his belt.

I didn't answer, took out my phone and typed: "What's your name?"

He glanced at my broken mobile phone screen appreciatively, then turned his head back, and said with great disgust, "Principal Zheng."

I rolled my eyes and typed again: "Ask your name."

"My name is Principal Zheng!" As he spoke, he took out his ID card with two fingers.

"..."

"A dumb person talks too much!" He pushed the keychain to my face with a disdainful tone, "Tell you to drive over here! Don't make me repeat the same words a second time!"

Okay!

I took the key, turned around and left.

And the moment I left, the surrounding zombies started to commotion, they stared at Principal Zheng, and laughed out loud.

"Hey, you wait, I'll pick up the car with you myself." Principal Zheng grabbed my shoulder, but let go immediately.

He finally realized something was wrong.

What a fucking idiot.

Principal Zheng looked at the wound on my ear, and his two sword eyebrows tightened a little bit, but in the end he didn't say anything, just waved me to go on.

I glanced at him, turned around and called my mother and Dandan.

He saw it and said nothing.

This person has a problem.

I became vigilant for a moment, but at the same time pretended that I hadn't noticed anything.

Land Rover parked in front of the school.

Without saying a word, I sat directly in the driver's seat, but when I turned around, I saw Principal Zheng still standing outside the car.

I tilted my head at him puzzled, what are you doing?

Principal Zheng pointed to the car door with his chin that was always tilted up 30°, and then gave a "cough".

i...fuck...

In order to go to East China Province, I endured it and got out of the car to open the door for the leader.

Just when I thought it was time to go, he coughed again and pointed to the seat belt with his chin.

When the fuck is this!

Return the seat belt!seat belt!

I quickly buckled up my seat belt. Seat belts are very important, but don't you fucking have long hands!kindness?

Although I was scolding my mother in my heart, I still pulled the shrinkage belt with my hands, gently passed over the top of his suit, and clicked to fasten it.

Only then did he sat down with his arms crossed in satisfaction, looked ahead, and issued an order with a sinking dantian: "Let's go!"

I... feel like a fucking horse.

The Land Rover sped out quickly, passed through the occupied Yunan Province, and entered the highway.

"You're driving erratically."

"You're the worst driver I've ever had."

"Why don't you turn on the turn signal? Are you safe?"

How unstable!

It's the worst!

I won't turn on the lights!I have no quality!

"Aww!!!" I couldn't help it, I turned my head and howled at him, completely revealing the appearance of a zombie.

"Ah!" Principal Zheng shrank back in fright, like a little yellow flower soaked by rain, crumbling.

The car was finally quiet.

The silence was mixed with embarrassment.

Because Principal Zheng kept moving his butt around on the seat.

"Stop...stop for a moment," Principal Zheng's voice was very soft, and he even added a sentence at the end of the sentence, "Is it okay?"

I fuck...

A chill ran down my back.

I happened to pass by the gas station in the service area at this time, and I stopped the car.

Seeing that I didn't move, he moved his butt again, and said softly, "I want to go to the bathroom."

I jerked my chin out.

"Well... do you think there will be zombies outside?" He humbly asked for advice.

I looked at those zombies who were eating oil guns blankly, and I was speechless for a while, of course this fucking happened!Don't you just want me to go with you!

I opened the car door and walked down. Just as I was about to open the door for the leader, he had already gotten out of the car by himself.

At this moment, I felt an inexplicable sense of relief in my heart.

"You go in and take a look first?" Principal Zheng stood outside the toilet in the convenience store, "I'll go get the wrapping paper from the shelf."

ha?

I listened to the louder and louder air defense sirens, and typed in disbelief: "It's time, do you still want to go to college?"

puff.

There was a fart.

Puff puff.

Still serial farts.

Principal Zheng couldn't hold back anymore. He covered his stomach and told me seriously: "Sounding farts don't stink."

"..." I had no choice but to go in and inspect for the leader, and there were no zombies.

"Cluck!" I yelled outside, but no one responded.

fuck me?Could it be that there are zombies in the convenience store?

But the next moment, the vigilance hidden in my subconscious suddenly woke up!

I dragged my legs and ran out!

It turned out that the glass door of the convenience store was tied with a belt.

"Oh——" My mother! ! !

I looked outside, and the Land Rover was blocked by gas station pillars, only the rear of the car, and it was blowing exhaust.

"Woo! Woooo—" Eggy's barking sounded and then disappeared.

Boom!Boom!Boom!

I banged on the door with my shoulder!

But the Land Rover drove away anyway, and I watched him gallop out of the gas station.

Hold!Hold!Hold! ! !

You are so damn good at pretending!Can even fart shrink freely!

Oh shit!

I suddenly figured it out. That person was just trying to use me to escape from the school. There were too many zombies there, and he couldn't handle it at all.

etc!The car is gone... what about my mother and Eggy?

"Aww!!!" I hissed, my whole body tensed up, and for a moment, I even felt the blood on my body flow again.

bang.

The glass door was smashed by me.

"Cluck! Cluck!" I called my mother and Eggy, jumping forward desperately.

Behind gas station pillars.

My mother was sitting there paralyzed, with a small piece of human flesh in her mouth, but her head had been smashed, and the brains splashed a column.

Eggy's body was almost broken in two from his abdomen, and he sat listlessly beside my mother, whimpering in grievance.

"Ah..." There was a jagged tooth in my throat, rattling and turning, but I couldn't make a sound.

At this moment, I realized that some people are much more terrifying than zombies.

Cruel and ruthless, revenge will be revenged.

And I saved him.

I'm an idiot.

I actually still regard myself as a human being, and I still think about saving people, but I forget that my current kind is zombies.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." I knelt on the ground, crying and hugged my mother, "I'm sorry, I didn't protect you well."

The moment she turned into a zombie, I thought, kill her, so as not to suffer again.

But I can't bear it, I really can't bear it alone.

But now I really regret it.

There is not even a... whole body, and it is impossible to be buried in peace.

"Woo~" Eggy crawled over, dragging half of its body.

It stayed with me and watched me burn my mother's body.

At this moment, there are still a few zombies beside me, and I stand among them, making no difference.

I might actually die and turn into a man-eating monster like them.

Because there's only one thing on my mind—

Find that bitch surnamed Zheng.

Absolutely, absolutely never forgive him.

I must find him!Tear off and crunch every piece of his flesh!Then feed him to himself!

It is 341 kilometers away from the border of East China Province.

There are still two hours until Yunan Province is cleared.

I randomly found a car at a gas station, and when I was running in a straight line, I used the twine, scissors and clothes I found in the convenience store to sew the two parts of Dandan's body together.

Fortunately, it died and didn't know the pain.

Time passed by minute by minute.

I pedaled all the way to the bottom.

Nine ten minutes later.

I finally saw the road signs of East China Province, and... densely packed armed forces.

When my car came into their line of sight, a tank was already aimed at the front of my car.

Can't retreat, can't advance.

It’s over.

I slowly slowed down the speed of the car, my mind was spinning fast, but there was nothing I could do!

"The car in front! Stop! Get checked!" A soldier held a gun in one hand and a megaphone in the other.

I stopped the car, glanced at Eggy, and suddenly wanted to laugh.

How did I not even expect this?Fucking like a fool, he only knows how to lower his head and charge forward, so as not to be killed in the end?

How did you survive until now?

Hey, amazing, I admire myself.

"The car behind also stopped! Did you hear that! Stop—" The voice in the loudspeaker was broken.

I looked back in surprise and saw seven school buses approaching at high speed.

"Fire without stopping - 3,2,1, [-], [-]! Fire!"

Seven bangs.

The school bus was blown up, and swarms of zombies were like exploded ants, blasted into the air by the airflow and then fell down.

But they didn't die, and they were fine if their heads didn't explode.

I have seen firsthand their desire for human flesh, making their bodies sensitive.

The Armed Forces fell again.

For the first time, I was crazy about the power of zombies.

As long as this group of zombies crossed these roadblocks, East China Province would be over.

I got out of the car with my balls in my arms, and walked towards the human flesh step by step. I must ensure that I have the strength to deal with the next thing. I need to eat meat.

The flames splashed in all directions.

I choose the left arm of a young man.

Just as I was speaking, a little zombie also took a fancy to him and picked up his right arm.

"Hey, buddy has good taste."

I don't mind sharing a meal with other people, but after I glanced up at him, the flesh in my hand almost crushed.

"Zhan Zhan!?"

His face is almost exactly the same as Zhan Zhan's, but his figure is two circles smaller.

"Little...Little Master Zhan?"