I am merciful and sweet

As the party drew to a close, Qin Yuan and Bu Qiufeng arranged for the sober people to send the drunk people back to the dormitory.Students in the same class all live in the same building, and they "hear about each other", so the big guys come back together.

Several boys held hands and sang heartily, "Ten military masters, nine scumbags, and one who owes vendetta!"

The girls with heroic eyebrows raised their eyebrows and teased, and sang loudly: "Look at the blossoms, the chrysanthemums are bursting all over the mountain! It blooms in the season when you love each other~"

A group of people walked to the dormitory area, and suddenly heard the sound of a radio audition, "Hello, hello?"

When he got closer, he saw Tang Xiaofang in hospital gown holding the hospital's mobile infusion stand with his left hand, administering an IV drip, and holding a loudspeaker in his right hand to tune the sound.

He cleared his throat, raised his horn and said to the apartment building: "Danzong Class Two, student Mu Zhao from Room 302, Building C. Please allow me to introduce myself first. My name is Tang Xiaofang, and my ancestral home is Suzhou. This year, Gemini..."

As early as during his sound audition, students had come to the balcony to watch one after another.They whispered, whispered, and occasionally burst into chuckles.

At the end of the lengthy self-introduction, Tang Xiaofang suddenly sank into his dantian, and roared: "Mu Zhao, I like you! I miss you every day, I miss you so much that I want to sleep!"

"Pfft-"

The onlookers roared with laughter.

Tang Xiaofang originally wanted to say that he missed you in the middle of the night and couldn't fall asleep.Unexpectedly, the one who was excited said the wrong thing.He coughed a few times, turned a deaf ear to the criticisms around him, put on a posture, and said with a serious expression: "No, do it again! I think you want to sleep with you!"

"..."

This time no one laughed.Mu Zhao is the high-mountain flower of Dan Zongyuan. It is pure and pure, and it can only be seen from a distance and not played with.After everything was silent, a female student from the Danzong Academy appeared from the balcony, who seemed to be Mu Zhao's roommate.

She held the washbasin in both hands, looked at each other angrily, and cursed: "Where did you come from, believe it or not, my aunt will kill you with a trick of piercing cloud palm?!"

Before he finished speaking, a basin of water for washing feet fell down.

It's too late, but it's fast.Qin Yuan jumped up, holding the infusion stand with her left hand, and Tang Xiaofang with her right hand, stepping on the lotus flower, and took him away from the "accident-prone place" with a clean and graceful movement.

“Papapa——” the onlookers applauded enthusiastically.

Qin Yuan reached out and touched Tang Xiaofang's forehead, and said, "Are you burnt out?"

Tang Xiaofang shook his head, and said firmly, "I figured it out, I can't sit still, I have to take the initiative!"

At this time, two students from Danzong Academy who came back from the library passed by them, chatting and gossiping.

One person said, "I heard that Mu Zhao and Yun Yifan have gotten very close recently."

One person said: "Yun Yifan was studying in the library yesterday. His ex-lover group blocked the front and back doors of the study room, and the top students dared not speak out. It just so happened that Mu Zhao was also studying in the library. Seeing that there was no seat, he planned to leave Unexpectedly, Yun Yifan gave her the seat. When Yun Yifan left, his group of cult lovers also left."

The voices of the two were not too loud, just enough for Tang Xiaofang to hear clearly.The latter scolded angrily: "You fart!"

The angry roar was especially loud in the silent night.

The two students were startled, and when they saw the person, they gave him a blank look.

Tang Xiaofang pointed his horn at them and shouted, "You liar!"

They continued to roll their eyes, "Which one has the leisure to lie to you, the second ancestor of the Tang Sect?" Then they entered the student apartment building and ignored him.

Looking at the back of them leaving, Tang Xiaofang had a sore nose, threw the horn on the ground, turned around and cried to the beautiful Bingshan who supported him to confess his love: "Wow—brother, wow—my wife is gone—"

Tang Xiaofang burst into tears.

Qin Yuan raised his forehead, "Did you two brothers owe Yun Yifan in their previous lives?"

Tang Xiuyao said coldly: "I haven't written my horoscope yet, why are you crying! Won't you go and grab it?" As he spoke, a deep sense of grievance spontaneously arose in his heart, and he choked up, "My daughter-in-law left me Acting! He wants to twist the waist of so many men! He wants to laugh at so many women! I haven’t cried yet! Why are you crying—”

His voice was faintly crying, and Qin Yuan's heart was full of alarm bells, as expected.

Tang Xiuyao let out a "wow" and cried too.

The two brothers supported each other, stubbornly wiped their tears with the back of their hands, and walked away crying.

Qin Yuan was about to complain, but someone else spoke out his thoughts beforehand.Bu Qiufeng pointed at the backs of the Tang brothers, just like Mark Chao in "To Youth", and roared: "You are crazy!"

However, Down Brothers often bring you different surprises.

After sending all the classmates back to the dormitory safely, Qin Yuan and Bu Qiufeng swiped their cards to enter.

A burst of howling ghosts and wolves shattered the sky: "A cup of Erguotou, oh~ choked tears, oh~ Shengdanjingmo you~"

"I'm telling you to be ruthless, make good use of innocent eyes, and I'll take a lie twice~~"

"I said I'm stupid, I don't have soft ears in midwinter, just because of the momentary atmosphere, I made my stomach full of anger~~"

The two brothers leaned drunk on the guardrail, singing to each other at night, with empty wine bottles scattered about at their feet.

Tang Xiuyao raised her head and downed a sip of white wine, her throat was cut like a knife and burned like fire.He burst into tears, "Mengmeng, I don't want you to sing for others! Wuwuwuwu...I don't want you to show your face! Wuwuwu..."

Tang Xiaofang staggered, couldn't stand upright, and shouted: "Mu Zhao, I am sincere to you, the sun and the moon can learn from each other! Woooooooooo..."

The two of them vented so presumptuously that they naturally disturbed the residents upstairs.

The toilet seat brother held the railing with both hands, poked his head out and growled: "Will you let people sleep in the middle of the night?!"

The Tang Brothers both raised their middle fingers at him, and shouted provocatively: "If you dare, jump down and hit me!"

The toilet seat angrily said, "Wait!"

After 30 seconds, ding dong, ding dong——

Qin Yuan opened the door, faced the livid toilet lid, and said apologetically, "Brother Ma, I'm sorry. The two of them just had a crush on love, and they lost their minds."

After the class reunion, Li Junjie walked out of the elevator door, and suddenly saw this scene, and asked suspiciously: "What's wrong?"

Qin's round head is as big as a bucket, "Both brothers are drunk."

The toilet seat was justified, "This is not Tangmen, it's a public place! They have seriously affected the night life of the surrounding residents!"

Qin Yuan said: "I know, you wait." As he spoke, he approached the two people who were happy to sing, and slashed down with the knife decisively, causing them both to fall to the ground.

Bu Qiufeng carried a leg in one hand and dragged them into room 3.

"Oh. Goodbye." Seeing that the source of the noise was gone, the toilet seat waved to them and left.

Li Junjie asked: "Why are you so drunk?"

Qin Yuan told him the news she heard.The latter said: "They are relatives, so of course they are close. Mu Zhao is Yun Yifan's cousin. Today is different, cousins ​​are not allowed to get married, so don't worry. And..."

Hearing that there was something in his words, Qin Yuan asked: "And what?"

Li Junjie said: "The Yun family and the Yin family have a baby relationship. Remember what I told you about the eight major families in the cultivation world? Tang, Yun, Tu, Xiao, Li, Bu, Yan, and Yu. The last three families are relatives by marriage , both belong to Moxiu. The Yin family is a branch branched from the Yan family."

Aristocratic families are intermarried with each other, and the roots are intertwined. This law has not changed since ancient times.

Li Junjie added, "Except for the Tang Sect, which doesn't follow the usual path and only chooses Cinderella and the Great Devil as their wives, the rest of the famous sects of immortal cultivation like to arrange marriages."

Qin Yuan asked: "Is there any gossip in the cultivation world that your family doesn't know about?"

Li Junjie thought about it carefully, and said after a while: "It seems not."

Qin Yuan said: "In this kind of business, you have to keep your head on your trouser belt all the time, right?"

Li Junjie patted his chest and said angrily: "There are people above us!"

"Who?"

He said: "The demon ancestor and the Taoist ancestor are a gossip husband and wife. People who are thousands of years old have nothing to love in life, so they live by gossip."

Qin Yuan was speechless for a moment.He changed the subject and said: "The sports meeting is over, and it's time to usher in the National Day Golden Week. Where are you planning to go on vacation?"

Li Junjie said: "You think it's beautiful. This year's National Day and Mid-Autumn Festival are on holiday together, freshmen will go to the Bright Moon Canyon to collect magic weapon materials and make their own personal weapons! Some famous families have family heirlooms themselves, so there is no need to bother about it. It’s a different story. For example, Brother Yao, his weapon is the family heirloom of the Tang Sect—the immortal weapon Lian Qiao.”

Bright Moon Canyon is a battlefield in the struggle between immortals and demons, and there are still some remains of weapons of immortals and demons.The enchantment entrance is open from the first day to the fifteenth day of August.

During this time of year, the students of Fengyun Peak will go into the depths of the canyon to find materials suitable for them and recast them into artifacts.

Li Junjie said: "Teachers are not allowed to accompany you. The student council president of each college will lead you there. Therefore, the student council president must be the person with the highest profound strength. Lin Xiaochai has dropped out of school. I don't know who will be sent by the Ghost Academy this year to lead the protection team. newborn."

He glanced at Qin Yuan, and continued: "I think the Taoist ancestor of Tangmen was twenty years old, and he was the student council president of Jianzong Academy. On the way to Haoyue Canyon, he used his position to get close to the person he likes. , Take down the big devil, the principal. It's a pity that Professor Jiang is too old to accompany you."

The vigorous and diligent Professor Jiang finished correcting students' homework, and just swiped his card to enter the door when he heard these heart-warming words.

His appearance stopped at the moment of being sealed - 28 years old.

Qin Yuan had tens of thousands of ages in her previous life, but only in this life.

Jiang Lingwan thought: "Does he think that I am an old cow eating tender grass? Does he particularly like the little fresh meat that is bouncing around on TV?"

As soon as this idea came out, it was like a spring breeze that started a prairie fire, with endless weeds spreading wildly.

To be a paparazzi, you must learn to read words and expressions.Therefore, Li Junjie immediately and keenly noticed that Jiang Lingwan was in a bad mood.He rubbed the soles of his feet with oil, slipped into the room, and slammed the door shut.

Jiang Lingwan looked at Qin Yuan, and asked with a half-smile: "Do you like young teeth?"

Qin Yuan said: "I'm not a pervert."

Jiang Lingwan gently closed the door, his eyes narrowed slightly, thoughtful.Then he raised his eyebrows, and said to him with an air of grace: "Then I will return to the appearance of Zhengtai?"

Rejuvenation is not a problem for the King of Ghosts.

Qin Yuan seemed to have remembered something, turned her head away from him, and said, "...you are fine now."

Seeing him avoiding his sight, Jiang Lingwan also remembered an old incident.He complained with an aggrieved expression, "Why didn't you take a look at me at the Thousand Gods Banquet?"

Wuzu's chief disciple, Jiang Lingwan, became famous at a young age.But at the age of 18, he shook the capital of the king and made the mountains and seas famous.He has red hair like fire, and smiles with a knife behind his back, with high spirits and high spirits.

Who didn't know at the time, who didn't know?

Wu Zu took his most outstanding disciples to West Kunlun to participate in the Banquet of Thousand Gods.As an unspeakable god, Qin Yuan was naturally included in Queen Mother Xi's invitation.

Jiang Lingwan's tone became more serious, and he asked again, "Everyone is looking at me, why don't you look at me?"

His eyes were scorching, like a wolf and a tiger, if Qin Yuan didn't give a satisfactory answer, there would be a bloodbath.

Qin Yuan said: "At that time... Taotie was introducing me to a new dish he cooked."

Taotie is a gourmet expert in the heavenly realm.Qin Yuan is ruthless and cold-hearted, except for the desire of tongue, which cannot be completely given up.His attention was drawn to the delicacies in front of him, so he naturally didn't notice Jiang Lingwan, a bright new wizard.So that later, when the unruly and beautiful boy chased him and asked him why he didn't look at him, he couldn't answer the truth.

After all, the big bosses in the heaven also want to save face.

Jiang Lingwan approached him while he was in deep thought, clasped his chin and raised it, locked his clear eyes, slightly raised the corners of his mouth, and said in a low voice: "I heard that the stewed glutinous rice balls with snow lotus tastes good."

Seeing the anger in his eyes, Qin Yuan moved closer and kissed him on the cheek, and said, "Taotie is a chubby little cook, he can't run fast even in a fight. What are you going to do with him? I'm not afraid of insulting your identity as the king of ghosts." what?"

The raging anger was extinguished with a kiss like a superficial kiss.

Jiang Lingwan hugged his waist and kissed his soft and sweet lips like cotton candy.After that, they rubbed each other's ears with him and said softly, "I want to be a dragon knight..."

Qin gave him a blank look.

At this time, the door of Room 3 opened, and Tang Xiuyao floated out like a ghost, swung into the kitchen, took two pairs of chopsticks, and staggered back to the room.

Qin Fang was afraid that he would lose his mind and do ridiculous things, so he pushed Jiang Lingwan away and followed.

Tang Xiuyao and Tang Xiaofang were lying on the toilet, grabbing something with chopsticks, and almost buried their heads in it.

Jiang Lingwan walked in and glanced at it, took the petrified Qinyuan away, and said casually, "What do you care about them grabbing shit for food?"

After a minute, Tang Xiuyao raised her head, threw her chopsticks into the trash can, and said with her tongue out, "The phone... can't be picked up..."

Tang Xiaofang burped, "My live broadcast...was interrupted again...this month's ranking will drop again..."

Tang Xiuyao smirked "Hehe", "Yo Yo Chek Nao, here comes a set of Nanxiang Xiaolongbao. Mengmeng likes to eat Xiaolongbao from Hangzhou..." As he spoke, his handsome facial features wrinkled, "Wow" made me cry up.

"I miss him..."

Tang Xiaofang was also out of breath from crying, howling: "I miss her..."

Day two.

After waking up from a hangover, Tang Xiuyao had a splitting headache.

He covered the back of his head and stumbled into the kitchen, intending to cook two bowls of ginger hangover soup.Just happened to meet Qin Yuan who was making milk powder.When the latter saw him, his expression was like seeing a ghost, his face was like eating a fly, and he couldn't say anything.

Tang Xiuyao tentatively asked, "I didn't do anything wrong when I was drunk last night, right?"

Qin Yuan was silent for a while, and decided to be an honest citizen.He said: "...didn't do anything, just ate shit."

pat-

The ginger in his hand fell to the ground.

Tang Xiuyao's face was livid, she covered her mouth, turned around and rushed into the bathroom, and vomited at the sink.

I didn't expect this typhoon to come and go quickly.The student sports meeting has ended, and the sports meeting belonging to teachers has just begun.The first race is the 400-meter sprint.

When the starting gun rang, I saw Professor Yu Feiyuan running barefoot with the 30cm stiletto heels that he had taken off with both hands, like lightning, far ahead.

The waves are rough and magnificent.

Qin Yuan, Bu Qiufeng and others sat in the auditorium to cheer her on.

After receiving the medal, Yu Feiyuan approached them, waved and said, "Qin Yuan, come here."

Qin Yuan immediately left her seat, trotted all the way to her, and asked, "Professor, what's the matter?"

Yu Feiyuan said: "Mo Yigui told me that someone went up the mountain to ask for help. I have to participate in the relay race later, so I don't have time to get away. I sent a WeChat to Jiang Lingwan, but he didn't reply. You go and tell him, tell him to go Treat me to the reception room."

Qin Yuan held her head high and raised her hands in salute, "Yesmadam!"

Yu Feiyuan was amused by his childish actions, and there was a kindness in her eyes, she gently rubbed his hair and said, "Go."

"Okay!" Qin Yuan replied, and ran to Ghost Xiu's office.

At the end of October, the school will usher in the mid-term exam. In addition to the mana test, there will also be a written test.Jiang Lingwan was flipping through the files, contemplating the questions.

Qin Yuan knocked on the door of the office, entered after getting his permission, and said, "A helper came to the school and needs your help."

Jiang Lingwan rubbed the center of his brows to relieve his tiredness, then took off his glasses, put them on, and followed Qin Yuan out of the teaching area.

Qin Yuan asked curiously, "Are you tired of taking the exam questions?"

Jiang Ling said in the evening: "I have been sealed for too long. Fengling Yedu's dharma lineage has been passed down for ten generations, and it is quite different from before. Therefore, it is necessary to thoroughly understand all of them before we can determine the scope and content of the exam."

Qin Yuandao: "Professor Jiang, he is a model teacher, he is persuasive, persuasive, tireless, really admirable."

With bright eyes, Jiang Lingwan smiled and said to him, "I want to be a dragon knight."

"...a beast in clothes."

The two came to the living room, opened the door and entered, and saw a couple about 30 years old, sitting upright and behaving properly.

They wanted to stand up, but Jiang Lingwan waved his hands to signal that there was no need, and said straight to the point, "What's the matter?"

The man spoke in his stomach for a moment, and then said: "We have been in love for three years, and now we are talking about marriage. But since the engagement banquet ended two months ago, I have been in trouble. A company that has always been selling well suddenly appeared to operate Crisis. The business deal that was originally negotiated was blown the next day. The workers worked overtime to produce [-]% of the products, but encountered a fire in the workshop and lost huge property. There are too many incidents such as the cooked duck flying away.”

He said in a rough voice, "If this continues, the company will go bankrupt."

Jiang Ling said in the evening: "Give me your birth date."

The woman immediately took out two posts from the lv bag and handed them to him.

After Jiang Lingwan took it, he glanced at it and said, "The problem is with the woman. Your wife is a disaster."

The man was taken aback, and asked, "What disaster star?"

Jiang Ling said in the evening: "The broom star."

Jiang Ziya's wife, Mrs. Ma, is a well-known "broom star".With little knowledge, she couldn't understand Jiang Ziya's lofty aspirations, so she insisted on divorcing him.Unexpectedly, once the two parted ways, Jiang Ziya would be appointed as a marquis and worshiped as a prime minister, and his career would rise steadily.

For this reason, Jiang Ziya named her a "broom star" when he finally conferred the gods.

Jiang Lingwan said: "Everyone's zodiac has a corresponding calamity month. Take a man as an example. For a person whose zodiac is a dog, the calamity month is the sixth month of the lunar calendar. If his birth month is the same as the calamity month he committed, that is, he was born In June, it is called "offender month".

Men and women have been different since ancient times, and so is numerology.Men's and women's zodiac signs correspond to different disaster months and have different impacts.If a man violates the month, it will affect the family of his wife and father; if a woman violates the month, it will affect the family of the husband. "

There are five kinds of crimes, with increasing levels of severity.

One is bitterness: the Lord's life is full of hardships and hardships.The second is broken bone marrow: the main body is weak and sick, and nine out of ten will become disabled.

The third is the iron broom: money gathers and disperses like wind and clouds.If you were born in the morning, you will sweep your money outside the house, which is bad luck; if you were born in the afternoon, you will sweep your money inside the house, which is auspicious.

The fourth is the paper dustpan: a capitalized "poor" character runs through life.It's like looking at flowers in the fog, searching hard, and finally fetching water from a bamboo basket is all in vain.

The fifth is to cut off fire and smoke: as the name suggests, cut off children and grandchildren.

There is a folk song about the "iron broom" committed by women:

The iron broom is destined to disappear, and all crimes committed by human life are vicious.

December of the year of Shen Zichen is the same as September of the year of Siyou Chou.

The seventh month of the Yinwuxu year is taboo, and the eighth month of the Haimaowei year.

If a woman is born in this month, she will be swept away when she steps into the Langmen.

"Shen Zichen" corresponds to the zodiac monkey, dragon, and rat, and if a woman is born in December, it is "an iron broom".

And so on.

"Siyou Chou" corresponds to the snake, rooster, and ox in the zodiac, and the calamity month is the ninth month of the lunar calendar.

"Yinwuxu" corresponds to the tiger, horse, and dog in the Chinese zodiac, and the calamity month is the seventh month of the lunar calendar.

"Hai Maowei" corresponds to the pig, rabbit, and sheep in the Chinese zodiac, and the calamity month is the eighth month of the lunar calendar.

After hearing this, the man felt uneasy.He asked worriedly: "Is there a way to resolve it?"

Jiang Ling said in the evening: "Just adjust the Yin and Yang of the five elements."

He took out a yellow talisman from the pocket of his windbreaker, unscrewed the cap of the mini cinnabar pen, and drew a spell in a fluttering manner, softly chanting: "The five elements and eight trigrams connect the heaven and the earth, and the yin and yang communicate with each other in Tai'an. Hurry up like a law."