I am merciful and sweet

As early as when the shot put flew into the sky, the instructor in charge of recording the results took out a bamboo dragonfly and put it on top of the head, and then chased after it.

Tang Xiaofang connected remotely, "Teacher, what is the contestant's score?"

After the whistling electric current, his voice came out: "It's not far, it's only a hundred and eight thousand miles."

Teacher Dan Zong, who presented the award to Qin Yuan, had good and bad ears.He happened to hear this sentence clearly, raised the microphone, and said happily: "Let's congratulate Yuan Batian for breaking the shot put record in the school sports meeting! A shot put can travel thousands of miles!"

The seniors and seniors in the auditorium raised their arms and cheered, "Yuan Batian! Yuan Batian! Yuan Batian!"

The sound of color is like a tide, and the waves are higher than the waves.

Qin Yuan: "I... I am not Yuan Batian."

Among the fans group, Jianglingwan is the one with the most handsome face and the most dazzling expression.He waved the "clapping clap" that he didn't know where he came from, and called "clap clap", and cheered with the crowd, "Yuanbatian! Yuanbatian! Yuanbatian!"

Sure enough, he was a real middle school boy.

The piano is round and supports the forehead.

The sports meeting schedule is only one day, divided into two games in the morning and afternoon.

Qin Yuan and Li Junjie, who finished the morning competition, sat in the "Good Luck Comes Again" food stall and ate ramen.

Li Junjie slurped his noodles while saying, "According to the battle report from ahead, the class with the highest accumulative score is Jian Zong, followed by Dan Zong. Xin Zong and Ghost Cultivator are tied. Your Monster Cultivator class is at the bottom."

Qin Yuan felt helpless about this.Once the demon cultivator changed back to his original form, he didn't want to turn into a human again.Because of their low cultivation base and lack of spiritual power, they will feel a little uncomfortable when they transform into human form.Mild dizziness, severe vomiting, diarrhea.

But you can't force the toilet seat, harp, and stool to throw a javelin or jump high, can you?

Qin Yuan originally thought that with him and Nan Guimeng, at least four gold medals would be guaranteed, so winning a scholarship would be a surefire win.Unexpectedly, Nanguimeng, a bug against the heavens, was called out by the group leader of Yanyutang in a series of fatal calls, and had to stay in Liyuan to sing for three days in a row.

After Jiang Lingwan watched Qin Yuan's shot put competition, he went to the South Playground to serve as a referee for other sports.

Tang Xiaofang is the anchor of the school radio team, busy broadcasting the progress of the game.

After Li Junjie ate the ramen, he wiped his mouth, moved his short legs, and went straight to the broadcasting room, continuing to assist Tang Xiaofang in the live broadcast.

Bu Qiufeng also has a high jump competition in the morning, and is preparing for activities at the inspection office.

Only Qinyuan is left alone, widowed and naked.He was so bored that he took out his mobile phone and swiped for "forced".

It seems to be a very interesting platform. The announcement when the software was launched was——

Bihu: Share the story you just made up with the world.

Qin Yuan remembered that she had posted a post last night, so she clicked on the question and help area, and saw a few highlighted hot posts at a glance.

Title: "What if my wife is too popular?Urgent, wait online"

description:

This is true story.

My dear little daughter-in-law, she is sweet and has long legs.Every time it wraps around me, it makes me want to die.His IQ and EQ are online all year round.He can fight green tea, fight hooligans, Wen Neng can fight Confucianism with words, and Wu Neng can rule the world with guns.There are tens of thousands of younger brothers and younger sisters, ranging in age from 15 to 2 years old.There is also a bigwig in the entertainment industry who manipulates public opinion.what do I do?

The above questions come from the netizen "Yuanyuan's Little Follower" asking for help.

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Answer 1: Practice the gun on your body well, and when the golden gun does not fail one day, he will not be able to leave you. (200 people agreed with the answer)

Answer 2: First, you have to have a...

Respondent 3: Get fucked if you show affection!

Answer 4: Break up, give him to me, next question. (300 people agreed with the answer)

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Title: "Old Gong is too obsessed with me, what should I do?"Urgent, wait online"

description:

When I went out to buy a cup of milk tea, he wanted to destroy the world.If you don't see me for a day, you will destroy the world.

The above question comes from a netizen asking for help from "I haven't been a big boss in the heavens for many years".

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Answer 1: Old Gong? ? ?

Respondent 2: For the ones upstairs, don’t tell me if you see through.

Answer 3: The two of you love each other, that is to eliminate harm for the people

Respondent 4: Get fucked if you show affection!

Answer 5: Break up, next one.

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Title: "During nightlife, what should I do if my daughter-in-law always says I'm too fierce?"Urgent, wait online"

description:

My little Mengmeng daughter-in-law is beautiful and delicate and easy to overthrow.When we wrote "Heaven and Earth Yin-Yang Ensemble" together, he always frowned and said it was too big. How can I give him the most perfect experience?

The above questions come from the netizen "Mengmeng's Little Golden Sword" asking for help.

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Respondent 1: I finally got the sofa, come on, and read it aloud to me: Show off your love!

Respondent 2: Fuck off the show artifact!

Answer 3: A group of lonely Sao 0s will arrive on the battlefield in three seconds.

Answer 4: Leave your phone number and I will teach you.

Answer 5: I'm going to call the police!Hello, are you a demon spirit?Someone is playing hooligans here!

Answerer 5: Yes... Is there a normal question? I want to save points, crying~

Answer 6: Did I go to the wrong forum?Is this a coercion, isn't it blued?

Answer 7: Break up, next one.

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Title: "What if there are four gay roommates in one bedroom?"Urgent, wait online"

Problem Description:

There are 8 rooms in the school dormitory for 7 people.They are Silly Baitian, Xi Ba, Anchor, Coward, Bingshan Face, Second Child Disease, and Handsome Me.Among the seven people, four are gay, show affection every day, and eat dog food all they can eat.what do I do?

Help from the netizen "I don't want to hit the baby face of the zombie".

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Respondent 1: What else can I do?In addition to wishing them 99, I suggest you protect your little chrysanthemum. (1000 people agree with this answer)

Answer 2: When the dormitory develops into 6 gays and you are surrounded by groups, please post again to ask for help. (300 people agreed with the answer)

Answer 3: Are you in the same dormitory as the three subjects above?Please allow me to be sad. (100 people agreed with the answer)

Answer 4: Roll hard.Next. (50 people agree with the answer)

-------------------------------------------------- ------------------------ Qin Yuan was watching with great interest, when he heard Tang Xiaofang's voice on the radio, "The following announcement The results of the high jump competition in the grade. No.3, Tuli from the Danzong Academy. No.2, Tang Xiuyao from the Jianzong Academy. No.1, Bu Qiufeng from the Ghost Cultivation Academy. Please come to the awarding platform to receive the awards quickly."

"Now there is an announcement. The school has just received an email from Qin Tianjian. This year, a huge typhoon will land in our school. Due to the weather, the afternoon race schedule has been advanced. Please take part in the men's 3000m and women's 3000m contestants to report to the inspection office .”

Qin Yuan came to the inspection office.

The acquaintances participating in the men's competition include Li Junjie, Tang Xiuyao, Yun Yifan, Tu Li, and Tang Xiaofang.

Bu Qiufeng replaced Tang Xiaofang as the temporary anchor and continued to broadcast the whole process.

There are many and dangerous roadblocks along the 3000-meter long-distance race, so the gold content of the medal is much higher than other events.

As long as Class 1 of Demon Cultivators wins two gold medals for men and women, they can turn defeat into victory.

Because it was a big project, there were shouts and shouts before it started.

Among the many cheerleaders, the ones who called Qin Yuan were mainly seniors and seniors from Yaoxiu Academy and seniors.Among the remaining support groups, the most powerful one was Yun Yifan's cheerleading squad.

There are men and women, all of them are dressed up sexy, and they are full of monsters.Holding banners in their hands, they screamed in unison: "Yi Fan, Yi Fan, I love you!"

Li Junjie came over and whispered, "There are two types of people here, those who have slept with him and those who intend to climb into his bed."

Qin Yuan was silent for a while, then said: "Isn't he afraid of getting sick?"

At this moment, a thunderous and vigorous shout pierced through Yingying and Yanyan, reaching the sky and blue sky, showing the strength of the king.

"Yuan Batian, come on!"

Shocked by its majesty, the audience fell silent.

They followed the sound and waited to recognize the hero who was yelling. All of them were so excited that their facial features twisted, and they held their faces and screamed: "Ah, ah, Tang Taizong!"

It is really a blessing for the fans of the Tang Dynasty to be able to enjoy this youthful sports meeting side by side with Emperor Taizong in their lifetime.

Therefore, the audience cheered——

"Yuan Batian! Yuan Batian! Yuan Batian!"

……

Li Junjie flashed envious eyes and said, "Brother Yuan, why aren't you excited?"

Qin Yuan said calmly, "I'm used to it."

He decided to post on Weihu tonight and humbly ask for advice: What kind of experience is it like to have an old Gong who gives you surprises anytime, anywhere, and makes the whole world call you?

……

The referee Mo Yigui raised the starting gun and signaled the others to get ready.

Qin Yuan calmed down, the starting gun fired, and she moved her two long legs to follow the army.He looked up, unexpectedly, the leaders were Tang Xiaofang and Yun Yifan, and Tu Li was in third place.Li Junjie ran with him in the middle, and Tang Xiuyao followed behind them leisurely.

Li Junjie said in a low voice: "Mengguan is not here, Brother Yao has no intention of competing, he only won a gold medal, and the dean scolded him just now."

Qin Yuan nimbly slipped through the circle of fire surrounded by raging flames, and said, "You're so dizzy. I'm curious about what it will be like if the Tang Sect is handed over to him."

Li Junjie tapped his toes, turned somersaults in the air, crossed obstacles, landed on the ground and continued running, saying: "The Tang Sect are all infatuated species. And because their Daozu grandfather made a good start, so except for the eldest son , and will also train two assistants to become the right-hand man of the eldest son. When the eldest son's IQ goes offline, these two will handle official affairs on his behalf. Tang Xin, the captain of the Discipline Inspection Team, is one of them."

Qin Yuan asked: "Aren't you afraid that the power will fall?"

Li Junjie said: "His father told Brother Yao that if the waste is so good that someone seizes power, he doesn't need to inherit Tangmen. Go fishing in the sea. After all, Xiaofang has a fever today. He has been leading the way, I don't know Can the body handle it?"

Qin Yuan asked strangely: "Why do you fight so hard?"

Li Junjie pointed to the auditorium of Dan Zongyuan, "Look at that."

Qin Yuan followed the trend and saw that Mu Zhaoduan was sitting upright in the front row, watching the game with a pair of almond eyes.

Li Junjie said: "The power of love is great, especially secret love."

Halfway through the schedule, the gap between the players gradually widened.Tang Xiaofang fell behind, and even almost stepped on the tip of the knife several times.

Li Junjie ran forward quickly, turned around and said, "I'll help him up."

Qin Yuan chased after her and said, "Let's go together."

Tang Xiaofang's face turned pale, and his forehead was full of sweat. He staggered and almost fell. Li Junjie behind him helped him in time and said, "Xiaofang, why don't you retire from the competition."

Panting, Tang Xiaofang refused firmly, "Mu Zhao doesn't like people who give up halfway."

At this time, dark clouds rolled in from the sky, white light flashed continuously, and there was a loud rumble.

Bu Qiufeng's voice came from the radio: "There is still half an hour, and the typhoon is about to land on our school. Please teachers from all colleges and universities do a good job in evacuating students."

The students in the auditorium exited in an orderly manner, but the game continued as usual.

Qin Yuan stretched out her hand to Tang Xiaofang's forehead, it was so hot that she could fry an egg.He said: "Bold, after the game, you feed him a few antipyretic pills."

Li Junjie said: "Got it."

Qin Yuan held Tang Xiaofang's arm and asked, "Do you want to be a boy riding a dragon?"

Tang Xiaofang was so burnt that he didn't know what night it was, so he nodded indiscriminately.

Qin Yuan smiled slightly, and in the midst of the changing situation, she transformed into a golden five-clawed golden dragon, carrying Tang Xiaofang on her back, and crossed the finish line when everyone exclaimed.

The students who had left the field went back and forth, screaming frantically: "Ah, ah, Brother Long! Brother Long! Brother Long!"

The scene was sensational.

Jiang Lingwan, who was in the auditorium, silently squeezed out the clapping claps in his hands, causing plastic tiles to splatter.

If there is a handkerchief.At this moment, Jiang Lingwan must be clenching it tightly with his small mouth, unwilling to say: I... I have never ridden a dragon-shaped Qinyuan!

Tang Xiaofang passed out as soon as he landed.Li Junjie hurriedly took out a few balls and patted them into his mouth.

He woke up slowly, but saw a group of people surrounded by dark clouds above his head, looking at him like a monkey.He grabbed Li Junjie's school uniform and asked anxiously, "Who won?"

Li Junjie pointed to the horn on the telegraph pole, beckoning him to listen.

Bu Qiufeng's voice came from the radio: "The men's 3000m race results are announced below. No.6, Tang Xiuyao from Jianzong Academy. No.5, Tuli from Danzong Academy. No.4, Li Junjie from Danzong Academy. No.3, Xinzong Academy Yun Yifan. No.1, Demon Academy Qin Yuan, Ghost Academy Tang Xiaofang."

When Tang Xiaofang was happy, his joy turned into sadness, his eyes turned into cross-eyed eyes, and he passed out again.

Li Junjie was so frightened that he shook him vigorously, and shouted: "Xiaofang, Xiaofang!"

The school medical team wearing leopard-print red clothes rushed quickly.They swiftly put Tang Xiaofang on the stretcher and lifted him up, and said heroically, "Leave it to us! Noproblem!"

Qin Yuan wanted to follow, but someone grabbed her arm.He looked back, and it was Jiang Lingwan who was covered with dark clouds and lightning.

Qin Yuan asked strangely: "What's wrong?"

Jiang Lingwan looked aggrieved, and complained emotionally: "I have never ridden you before!"

Qin Yuan gave him a blank look, and asked back, "Then what do you ride every night?"

Jiang Lingwan yelled childishly: "I want to ride your original form! Fight for [-] rounds!"

Qin Yuan: "You...you really don't mind meat and vegetables."

With the end of the women's 3000-meter long-distance race, the sports meeting also came to an end.At the last moment, the small Adidas exploded with prehistoric power, and Aurora Looping crossed the finish line, winning the third heavyweight gold medal for the demon cultivator class.

So far, the monster cultivators at the bottom have turned defeat into victory.

According to Qin Tianjian's news, the typhoon will stay on Fengyun Peak for 3 minutes, but the impact of the typhoon will last for about three days.

All the students of Demon Cultivator Class [-] are holding a class party in the spacious classroom.

The corners are covered with pink balloons, and ribbons flutter on the beams.

Each student wears a lace hat and holds a firecracker, aiming at the piano circle and Adidas in the center, and "bang—" sprays out bright colorful ribbons.

Qin Yuan took out some yellow talismans and said with a smile, "I invite everyone to watch the song and dance performance!"

Brushing it out casually, the mysterious light shines brightly, shining brightly in the classroom.

At first it was the sound of a chime.

Clean and elegant, golden sound and jade vibration.

The second is Guzheng, which is clear and melodious.

Then there are Xiao flute, konghou, 筚篥, sheng and so on.

The silk and bamboo orchestra, like beads falling on a jade plate, is intoxicating.

Ten beautiful fairies wearing rainbow dresses and xiapei, swaying green silk with steps, came from the sky, and the rings jingled.

They are graceful and light, dancing to the music.

Flying and spinning, the snow is light, and Yan Ran sends You Long in shock.

The sound is urgent, the pearls are dancing and the jade is shaking, and the song of the crane is ending.

They lowered their crescent eyebrows, glanced at each other, and retreated slowly.

The finale of the Tang Song and Dance Troupe, "Song of Neon Clothes and Feather Clothes", was composed by Tang Xuanzong Li Longji.

Wearing a bright yellow dragon robe, he put down his jade flute and smiled at everyone.

It was stormy outside, thunder and lightning, but inside the house was full of joy and joy.

The toilet cover brothers braved the rain to buy a case of Tuborg beer at the "Lucky Come Again" food stall.Adidas' cheeks flushed from drinking, he grabbed Tang Xuanzong's sleeve, and said with his tongue out, "You...can you die 25 years earlier? For the prosperity of the Tang Dynasty, can you die earlier?!"

Tang Xuanzong was a mystery all his life.In the first half of his life, he worked hard to govern and created the Kaiyuan prosperity of all nations, which is comparable to Taizong Li Shimin.In the second half of his life, after meeting Concubine Yang Gui, he was addicted to wine and sex, and ignored the government, which led to the outbreak of the Anshi Rebellion and turned the Tang Dynasty from prosperity to decline.

Had he died 25 years earlier, the time would have stood in 737 AD.

This year, Concubine Wu Hui died of illness.Tang Xuanzong was depressed, and his confidant Gao Lishi sent Yang Yuhuan to the palace.

Then, there was a sad history.

……

The first class of demon cultivators held a party, and the first class of ghost cultivators also came to join in the fun.A group of Jiansan game fans surrounded Tang Xuanzong, all drunk.

They grabbed Li Longji's sleeves and roared with tears: "Are you worthy of the country our prince has laid down for you? Ah!"

One of them covered his face and wept, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...it's useless tiance mansion..."

Because of Li Shimin's outstanding military exploits, Emperor Gaozu of Tang authorized him to establish a privileged government office - Tiance Mansion.

There are only fifty members of the Tiance Mansion, but each one can defeat a hundred by one.Wen Youfang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Changsun Wuji, etc. strategized; Wu You Li Jing, Yuchi Jingde, Cheng Yaojin, etc. bravely determined the world.

Several beautiful girls gulped down a bottle of beer, smashed it on the table, and shouted up to the sky: "Put Xiao Tian's righteousness in the sky, and keep the spear forever in the soul of the Tang Dynasty!"

With arrogance and dry clouds, it towers straight into the blue sky.

Li Longji held his pipa in his arms, shook his head and said: "In the east, there are three or two girls in red clothes. They are heroic and brave. They are full of blood and courage, and they are loyal to Kunlun!"